I guess swearing an oath doesn't mean much anymore #ImpeachKakistocracy

I just realized the oath of office has a loophole. "...To the best of my ability...". This motherfucker can say he did everything to the best of his ability, which is kind of true when you think of it lol!

His best ability isnt good enough. There is a gallows with his name on it when Dems and Mod Repubs grow some.

I would rather exclude the to my best ability part. "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States."

"I didn't molest Ivana* Jr., Ivana Sr.!" *She rebranded as Ivanka later.

Just one?!? 😂😂😂

I still don't understand why January 6th was not a disqualifying event!

Garland decision-making: 1- If I pursue a comprehensive investigation & bring criminal charges against ALL conspirators- BOTTOM 2 TOP, I very well may cause a civil war. I'll do nothing 2- I am going to try to not politicize DOJ by only charging low level j6 terrorists- whereby, I politicized DOJ

The biggest one? “I don’t lie”.

“Best of his ability”…. That should have been the moment you knew he was going to fuck it all up.

How can I choose only one?

Exactly

100% spot on...

You got that right on!

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Why the Trump 2.0 Did not put his left hand on the Bible! Melenoma held it and another book? Mein Kempf? He did not place hand on either! Guilty Conscience!

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You can’t argue with cult members She has the same level of honesty, integrity, morals and patriotism as her Great Orange Dope-Zero

So many to choose from, but, yeah.

Go get him Americans. Take him out

It wasn't a lie because he's never read the Constitution, so this is the best of his ability.

BINGO!

Let me share a terrifying idea: Maybe he is actually doing it to the best of his ability!

It’s the “best of my ability” that he struggles with.

You cannot expect a man who has broken vows before their God at a minimum of 3 times, to be honest about a little oath he swore on a Bible signed by himself.

Exactamundo!

He told me he loved me once

Not twice?

No. Because I said “gross”

Yes, that's the biggy.

The oath !!!

He did not have his left hand on the Bible.

... to the Best of 🤡 Ability... 😝

So these same people who literally took an oath which they instantly stopped honoring, without even flinching, are allegedly "Christians" too. Funny how they instantly threw out Christ's teachings as well, yet still call themselves Christians.

It says “to the best of my ability …”. It’s not breaking the oath if he just naturally really, really, really sucks at doing anything

Right on

Absolutely

The one that bothers me the most: "I don't lie".

"my Ability".

Hahahaha 😆 😂 😆

He’s definitely got a clause that works for him… “to the best of my ability…”

No different to the tens-of-millions of serving and ex-serving members of America’s armed forces who STILL refuse to defend the constitution. America is built on cowardly batards.

He didn’t put his hand on the Bible.

His only interest in the Bible is for a prop. He puts more faith into his spray tan.

He purposely didn't put his hand on the bible when he "swore" the oath of office, this is his escape. Yet, no one seemed to be bothered by it, why? WTF, is wrong with Amerikkka?

u can swear on the law book. But in both of situation he doesn't believe neither of them.

None of our elected officials should be swearing on bibles, this isn’t a theocracy. But I understand your broader point and agree.

I would love for it to become a thing where they all swear their oath on a copy of the U.S. Constitution instead of any religious text.

YES! That would seem appropriate, wouldn’t it?!

It was funny, though, to watch Melania holding two bibles up during the oath, for no apparent reason. 😆

We should have buried him in a mountain of bibles🤬🤬🥸

100%!

Oh my dream😁👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Idk, maybe because the Bible is just a random book. Separation of church and state(except every president swears on a religious book). Maybe whats wrong with the us is half of your country is a fucking cult, and the other half is a different kind of cult.

Your entire country is full of cultists be it trumpers or Christians

Well, it doesn’t matter if you put your hand on the Bible or not, if it’s just a bunch of paper and ink to you.

That he won the 2024 election without gross election interference.

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He couldn't say that he would follow his oath. He has to check with his really really really smart lawyers. 🤡

During Donald Trump's first term as president, the Washington Post Fact Checker tallied 30,573 false or misleading claims, but yes, I agree, that's the worst.

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Pathetically unable!!

Yup, that's the one. Same for every GOP politician in office now.

What ability?

The line 'best of my ability' is the problem. Trump has no ability to protect anything other than the Trump name.

Don't forget that he did fail to put his hand on the bibles this time.

He didn't put his hand on the Bible, but I think that was more a diss than a concern for breaking a promise to God.

I knew the Felon didn't mean a single word of his oath, both in 2016 and 2024; he's an enemy of the Constitution and all of our nation's laws. Why is he still stinking up the WH? House and Senate, we're looking at and judging YOU for allowing this.

but what IS the real & most permanent means to assure this never happens again? All Repub members of the House are part of the j6 'stop the steal' crap. How do we 'clean house'? Large % of white evangelical pastors promoted trump from the pulpit. What do we do there? SCOTUS immunity to trump?

How do we 'clean house'? Perhaps kinetic disassembly.

I like that terminology! Kind of like the SpaceXXX Rapid unscheduled disassembly of magat Congress

Yep, 👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻

Yup that's the best lie made by Donald Trump.

All of his appointees lied about that too.

Now, that's not fair. It really looks as though he is operating near the limits of his ability.

So many to choose from.....🤔

That covers them all! Impeach Convict Remove the conman

Perfection

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You mean the first time or the second : -yes.

1)End the Ukraine war on day 1 2)will lower grocery prices day 1 3)Will be president for all 4)Will lower gas prices day 1 5)Won’t be a retribution president 6)Will uphold the Constitution 7)Will pick the best people 8)End the war in Israel day 1 9)Won’t have time to golf 10)Tariffs are good

The fact checker on trumps lies broke down at around his hundred thousand lie.

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His hand was nowhere near that Bible, so...

I believe trump thinks he’s not really bound by the oath since he didn’t put his hand on the Bible this time.

He doesn’t believe in the Bible, so I don’t think that matters to him.

He was most likely terrified; if he touched that book as he lied: lightening would strike, the skies would part & he would be sucked into it. Or, more likely, the ground would violently tremble & a huge hole would suck him into the bowels of Hell

EXACTLY!! Just another example of how simple-minded & shallow he is... Exhibit A: The Constitution does not say what the swearing-in must include. While most Presidents-elect chose a Bible, as George Washington did, John Quincy Adams used a book of law, and Teddy Roosevelt did not use any book.

He had a built-in “out” though when he said “to the best of my ability”… 🤷‍♂️

Openly violating that oath should be grounds for removal of the presidential office.

It’s the big kahuna of lies

Me too

He didn’t put his hand on the Bible, so he’s not bound by it /s

That is the one!

he didnt lie, he s at best of his capacity

Yeah, well His best. Fucking sucks.

If was he just another bigoted con-man rando I would get him out of my head. Now I have to drag my introverted ass out to meet new people and conspire to end his reign- peacefully. leighopkins.com/2018/07/18/1...

Surely if he fibbed the GOP and MAGA would be furious Look at how upset they were with Biden and he upheld the constitution! Oh… Really… Well I never… 😳

All Trump voters knew he was a proven liar. It’s Trump voters who are Traitors

It's a crying shame there is no hell. Would love to witness his blubber boiling in the fire. I wouldn't even mind that I am there too...lol

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Actually i got 1 good thing that he did: helped canada get rid of poilievre by showing canada exactly what wed get if we let that buttmunch into power. Tho, thats the ONLY good thing i can think of that he has done. And that wasn't even something he did on perpes, he wanted poilievre in power

Tho, trump is such a dumbass he didn't even realize he is the reason poilievre(god i hate his fucking name) lost

He lied and lies through his false teeth on a daily basis.

That was the mother of all lies.

If that’s the best, imagine the worst

"I'm like a smart person" Nope Donnie, no, you're not even close. youtu.be/j6PXFI7jAyw?...

Im, like, the smartest person who ever smarted. Nobody smarts better than I do. Did you know how much I smart?

Yep. Go to the head of the class

This last time, his hand was at his side, not on the Bible. Is that like a promise with your fingers crossed behind your back?

That he’ll “make America great again” and the hell & neo nazis that came with it.

Trump and the Republican Party aren't interested in helping the American people. They are only interested in Greed and the continuation of corruption amongst everyone of them...They would rather see Americans suffer...kinda sounds like Putin and his corrupt ass kissing followers.

Ah, the, "just the tip", promise

Love this, thanks for posting it George 💙💙💙 honestly you're posts to help give me hope and keep me sane.

"I Do," the third time. Why bother?

They’re EATING the DAWGS! They’re eating the CATS!

This is a fundamental and unforgivable lie. Like the one Trump told recently about not being sure if he had to follow the Constitution!

I would rather go for the lie his father told his mother: "I used a condom."

He did not swear to God. He swore to himself which we all know is mostly lies

Worst of all? His hand wasn’t on the Bible when he took his oath. Watch the video.

yep he is a treasonous bastard

☝🏻THIS☝🏻

He failed the two factor authentication process of taking the Oath of Office. He said the 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 but 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵 put his hand on the Bible! Invalid unless he does it again!

Twice!

Well, Donnie Twodolls has no ability whatsoever. I don’t see why everyone would be so upset that he doesn’t and doesn’t know whether he should.

I took an oath June 1 1996 I’m crippled in a wheelchair but I always meant to keep my oath. Thank god Clinton was president

When he makes a vow to God on protecting the laws of the constitution! But there are so many lies you have done over the years, it’s just too many to say on this platform

he is the only god that matters to himself.

What he meant was, I don't give a shit about anyone but me.

I would go with: "I was not a fan of his, that I can tell you," Trump said, while also claiming that Epstein was never a member of his Mar-a-Lago club. People keep over looking this.

The problem is that the "best of my ability" for Trump assumes he has ability.

Why aren't impeachment articles being drawn as we speak?

He is loyal to no one but himself. Maybe his lies will finally be his downfall.

Yup.

And we knew he was lying when he said it.

He never put his hand on either bible. He probably thinks that will help him in the future. Like right now!

He’s nothing but a clown 🤡

That’s the one…… 🇺🇸

His access Hollywood lie. E Jean Carroll and a jury of his peers proved that no matter how rich and famous you are, they(women) don't let him do anything he wants.

But unfortunately, NOT the only one. 😖🤢🤮🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊

I hope that SCOTUS is satisfied. They owe this mess!

That he refused to place his hand on the Bible.

Question, how can she see in that hat?

Wait.....is that a dude.....? Honestly i cant even fucking tell

Rumor has it: she has a “body double”. Not sure if this was really her or not. I’ll look for the posts showing the “fake” bitch.

Who even was that?

Margo Martin is her name. bsky.app/profile/neal...

There is Margo !!world famous stand in maga !!

Hey my Sweet #1 friend. How did her name get leaked. Must research!

It wasnt hidden ! She is listed as one of the Felons assistants they just dont say which .i found her on Bluesky they dont even bother to hide anything

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She doesn't care as long as she doesn't have to touch him.

😆🤣

I wouldn't eather if thats who i was legally married too, i love all the videos of him trying to be Affectionate with her, and she just constantly shuts him down, its so fucking funny to me He is a sleazeball

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I thought it was Guido Sargucci without a mustache...

"Get in the stock market. I think you'll quite well". You asked for money, so we're going to help you with money. Satanic DEMONS!!!!

Yes!

Perhaps he meant it, but even the best of his Ability was seriously lacking.

“To the best of my ability” He has not broken his oath.

Am I remembering it incorrectly and Trump did NOT put his hand on the bible during that ceremony?

Not that the bible would be binding to him anyway. That book doesn't mean squat to him. It's a sales opportunity.

The more brain-worm infused parts of the discourse are certainly running with that like it matters.

I don't understand anything you said there.

It's the equivalent of someone saying "he crossed his fingers, so it's not binding" we're all adults, we don't care if he puts his hand on a book or not, he swore an oath, the positioning of his limbs doesn't matter AT ALL.

I know that. That was the fucking point. He didn't touch the bible so he could say technically he didn't swear.

He could have bogle'd like a madman and it would still count. We both know, any attempt to say "it didn't count" is bullshit, and I think we agree as much. The Bogle was a dance from the 90s: (Boh-gul) www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqk9...

Think it would have burst into flames if he had

Shit is non flammable

Agree!!!

Yup! That's the one. All wrapped in one.

that "illegals" are a threat to the nation's safety rather than identity

We all knew he was lyin' through his fat effin' face . . .

💯 Agree!

He opened his mouth and started speaking.

🤣😅🤣🤣😅😅🤣

“Covid will disappear..like magic”

Trump sits atop the Mount Olympus of Lies…

But it is the best of his hability. He does that all his life!

ABSODAMNLUTELY!

But... That IS the best of his ability. Right?

It's that qualifier "to the best of my ability" Hopefully the next one is more able to fulfill the pledge and less able at filling his pockets....

Hard same.

Yep!

Yep - that one encapsulates all of them. He knew he was laying when he said it. Everyone who voted for him knew it was a lie and cheered on the lie.

Yup-that is the ONE!

Sums it up

I have to agree, he is the dream come true for the likes of putin and Xi.

Yes, I agree! That is THE ONE!

Trump: *opens mouth* Society: That's enough out of you.

That can be explicitly and unquestionably defined as the felon's BIG LIE.

Twice. He swore that TWICE and isn't sure if that means he needs to follow never mind protect the Constitution. He is sure he will violate it if it even slightly impedes his toddler-level demands though.

When he says "I don't know how it works" about his meme coin.

That is one of them. The one that sticks with me is "I don't lie".

When he didn’t put his hand on the Bible, that was a “hell no, I will not!”

Remembering that the spawn cannot touch the bible because of self incineration - he says words he has not one wit of following….

Will share this again

It's OK. He was crossing his fingers behind his back, so it doesn't count.

💥 💥 💥

Trump: "I can promise whatever they want to hear, once in power, I do what I want"

Yup... Pretty clear! 🤣

And “I never lie!”

Personally just thinks all this accurately explains his ability

He didn’t actually put his hand on the Bible. I think he is superstitious and knows satan is coming for him.

77,284,118 Americans don't care. THEY DON'T CARE!! That is the real problem.

Agree

I was going to ask how you can possibly choose.... but yes.... yes that's the right one. Cuz EVERY F***ING WORD 🍊 says is a gd lie

every " one " !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

way too many to pick from.....but, when he said in an interview with George S. from Good Morning America - "I don't lie". I was waiting for his nose to grow!

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That he doesn't lie.

That's it!

My laugh for the day.... Thank you!!

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What kills me is only Rachel Maddow and Barbara Walters, and NPR have taken it to him and called him what he is, a liar and a failed businessman

Sounds about right...

all of the above...and then some.

He seems to have misunderstood the meaning of "execute." That could happen to anyone not fit for office.

To be fair, he promised only to the best of his ability. His abilities seem pretty limited.

Nailed it