cant or at least thinks blalant bullshiting would work

She cant remeber which is her right and which is her left hand.

There needs to be standards and guidelines for cabinet members. They must be able to pass a constitutional knowledge exam and have a degree in a related field AT THE LEAST. Imagine hiring a mechanic who never fixed a car or an OBGYN who used to be a plumber. EXPERIENCE AND KNOWLEDGE ARE A MUST!

What's really stupid is he's attacking the very people who are responsible for deportation; judges and lawyers. He's clogging up the very system used to get rid of undocumented people.

This week on "Who Want to Be a Fascist?", Kristi Noem is stumped by a high school-level Constitutional question. Mebbe she shoulda phoned a friend...

Flipping fools, it would be funny if they weren't in charge of important stuff

I literally cannot believe this timeline is real. It's just too ridiculous. These people on the right are just so IDIOTIC 😳

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Noemis Stupidus

Moronis MAGAus

She should have used that A1

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When this national nightmare is over, every single one of these people needs to be held accountable.

I really needed Senator Hassan to follow that up with, "You are the weakest link. Goodbye."

Oh. My. Gawd. What a feckin dumba**. Sheer incompetence! She was the governor of SD, how many people are rotting away in jails and prisons there because of her ignorance?? #kakistocracy

Jeez, the people in charge of Merca are thick as shit aren't they?

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I feel you, I've had my fair share of "Google later" moments. At least we can both laugh about it, right?

She was a GOVERNOR. How does she not know habeas corpus?

She was a really bad governor?

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Maybe time for a few Latin lessons with Duolingo :)

Big lips is rather dumb

"Sentence first, trial later!" Lewis Carroll

The look of arrogance and confidence that botox filled fascist had on her face as she failed to give the correct answer to a question she should easily know was so cringe!

Insult on injury: she is paid way more than you or I, and has no genuine ability to show for it. She is proof of an unjust world.

...and she didn't whatsoever care - defiant. This new normal is not the 'better place' I'd like to leave this world.

Gulag Barbie just wants to cosplay dominatrix leather in front of shirtless imprisoned young men of color. Why waste her time with these congressional sessions.

what scares me is that habeus corpus is possibly the most important protection citizinens have to stop people like kings, Stalins, Pinochets and possibly Trumps from creating reigns of terror by just disappearing their enemies. It's the equivalent of not knowing how to boil water in a kitchen

I wonder if she's going to try and feign ignorance at a later date when the chickens come home to roost. Last I had heard though, ignorance of the law doesn't exempt criminals

I bet she'll know exactly what habeas corpus is then.

Damn! I knew I screwed that up on my High School Government final.

She's only there for the photo op and a one sentence sound byte that fox will use

How can Republicans not be squirming for confirming such incompetence?

I wonder that all the time.

This is America. Ignorance is King. The majority of voters support it. We elected it. It seems like we’re in an inevitable Death Spiral into dictatorship.

Talk about incompetence in the Trump administration. Where is Congress?

It's embarrassing Bunch of know nothings.

Waiting for the follow up question from Democrats: WHEN WILL YOU RESIGN?

Clearly not paying attention in Latin class, desidia attentionis.

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What are the odds that they're tossing german painter salutes at ol' donny in the white house when nosy nosy reporters aren't looking?

HASSAN: What is sky diving? NOEM: It's the constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove parachutes from people in airplanes. HASSAN: That's incorrect

Habeas Corpus is a fundamental legal principle that protects individuals from unlawful detention. It ensures that everyone has the right to challenge their imprisonment in court. A vital safeguard for our freedoms! #HabeasCorpus #RuleOfLaw vs. #MAGACult

Habeas corpus = Trump OWNS YOUR BODY

Imagine spending so much time and money on getting educated, and yet, none of it stuck...

You ARE the weakest link

That because she is a BUI hire. Bimbo Useless Idiot.

Stupid Barbie!

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Perfect take on that, George!

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THE basic legal question. The basis of a fair government, as opposed to what Rump and Noem want it to be, a fascist dictatorship. Enjoy it while you can.. it might not be much longer.

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Folks with that sort of mindset...never read a book in their whole live!

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I would say "She is the weakest link", but I'm not sure that's true!

Not with RfK jr around...and Stephen Miller..and..lord..there are so many.

I believe the line is that habeas corpus is when you habby-ass his corpse-ass.

God help us all.. The dumbfuckary with those people is exhausting..🤦😡

It doesn't mean that.

and this, good sir, is why I voted for Maggie Hassan. You should see the rest of the grilling she gave that lady. 🤣

Sen. Maggie Hassen voted for the Crypto Corruption Bill. She is a sell-out. How much did they pay you to betray us Maggie?? Primary her. www.commondreams.org/news/senate-...

Yes, she speaks well and she asks good questions, but her voting record shows that she doesn’t actually care about her constituents

I feel like Noem heard that phrase an awful lot when she was in school.

Plus, if she did hear that, she never questioned it. Cults tell you to never question the leader, so maybe that explains it? Or she was dropped on her head numerous times as a baby. Something's not right with her thought process (killed her puppy instead of putting it up for adoption).

I spent a >20 yrs in the dog world and was medically retired after blowing my grooming shoulder. Per Gary Wilkes, (one the trainers behind clicker training) no healthy dog is "untrainable." So, if noem wanted to correct the reason for an untrainable dog, she shot the wrong end of the leash.

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You can't blame Kristi Obviously, she was too busy running through the details of her next cosmetic surgery, or her next All-Anerican-Gal costume, or her next photo op with the incarcerated to bother her gorgeous head with a load of old Latin nonsense. What did the Romans ever do for us?

Of course she doesn’t know what habeas corpus means. She is a True American and does not speak in a foreign tongue.

Gravel pit Barbie needs to go.

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Actually dumber than trump and a worse liar too boot out.

Just one more example of a complete idiot that was put in place solely due to her lackey status. Sadly, despite their ignorance, they were all approved by congress. What does that say?

Where's the buzzer? I thought this was a game show.

A dunce cap for Noem. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Stupidity is it's own form of propaganda.

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She was just word salading to throw the senator

Secretary Noem would not win one round on Jeopardy US Constitution.

Why are we even allowing a psycho cunt who kills puppies to set foot in the halls of Congress? She should not be there, and she serves as an example of why the people of her state do not deserve the right to govern themselves at all.