Trump having more conversations with himself. 🙄

😂

Every word of that is Untrue #elbowsup #CanadaStrong

Buy one, get one free. A deal of the century?!

Canada told the USA, him, that they would not be part of that country. Instead I believe they offered a letter of inquiry for the 14th province, New England York, and the 15th province, Pacific California.

want

You and me both man. #constitutionalConvension maybe? We wouldn't nullify the constitution, simply vote to leave the US constitutional system.

We could even lop off the eastern half of Oregon and Washington, as well as inland California as they are all trying to leave their states anyway. Nevada really only has LV, the rest would want to stay - that border could be a very odd shape.

There is literally a real initiative in Oregon for everything east of the cascades to break from Oregon and join Idaho.

I know this is fantasy, but also would be so awesome!

Yes, please and thank you.

10 D-E-A-L-S trump did make in his first 100+ days to profit himself & his family, while our economy & constitution are shredded:👇 youtu.be/000yxkGXSVM?... IT'S ALL ABOUT DOUBLE DEALING G-R-I-F-T-ING!!!

Uh no we are not considering the offer! Not today. Not ever! Liar liar!

How many times must we hear this BS. Canada has told him to bugger off more than once. Enough is enough, someone put that ass in a memory care center so we can all move on.

Half a free golden dome. Not too shabby, Canada.

What half covers half

Separate but equal halves.

Yeah, well, Canada is currently talking to Europe, not the US.

It's logistically impossible It's one thing for Israel, no bigger than NJ, to implement such a system. It's a whole other potato to create a system large enough for this country. What an epic, lying fucktard he is.

I think that they are NOT considering the offer

Not “think” …. GUARANTEED that we are not considering the offer

I didn't think for one minute that you would. Greetings from Finland!

For the record, we are not. Ever.

Does it also cover Hawaii, Puerto Rico, Guam, Kwajalein and Alaska? What about Greenland? And Mexico?

😂 🤣 😅 "They're considering the offer"

Let me see... throw away your dignity, place yourself under fascist rule, throw away decent health care, raise your taxes, and be the laughingstock of the world all to be covered by a missile defense system that doesn't work? I expect Canada is gonna have to pass

No, they are not considering the offer. He's such an ass.

Generous description haha

His golden showers defense is not going to fly. If you’ll pardon the expression.

He’ll croak before it’s out of the planning stages.

For everyone’s sake worldwide

He’ll give billions to space x to build it….

who will probably spend pennies to build it, considering how much of an scrooge musk is

Of as good quality as the border wall. Don't pay!!!

Um, wouldn't the residents of this mythical 51st state have to pay federal taxes, just like the rest of us?

Then, Mexico will pay to build the border wall. Now, Canada will pay for the Golden Dome!

And to be clear, Canada doesn't want to be part of the US. It's too expensive. And we're NOT buying his pee-dome either.

pee-dome...excellent.

No the fuck they aren't. Canada deeply hates us now so much that they swung back left after a steady decline, entierly because of this fools rhetoric. Anyone who actually believes Canada would consider that deal has the historical knowledge and common sense of a fuckin cinderblock.

is he implying the “51st state” would not pay any taxes? Also - wouldn’t it make more sense to add the provinces as states - instead of the whole nation?

FDT

I think they will say no to both and dump bonds.

He's clinically insane. A panel of physicians should evaluate the ghoul.

Every time Trump mentions “51st state” he should be forced to eat a turd.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Still waiting for him to say something that makes sense or is truthful

So Canada wouldn't pay any taxes as a US state?

Well, he's also said we'd have no representation or right to vote, so ...

...what does he think state means? Nevermind, he's such a fucking idiot.

That's what I was thinking. No cost? Sure, just our dignity, self-respect, world respect, our health care and social programs, our sovereigntly, our national identity. No price tag for that. He'd never let Canadians vote. We'd be treated like Puerto Rico, Guam et all. Taxation w/out representation.

The Golden Dome is an oligarch boondoggle. There will be huge multi-$B contracts awarded to MAGA-connected firms like SpaceX, ensuring more wealth redistribution from taxpayers to billionaires, will be massive cost overruns, and no working system will ever be delivered. Bet on it.

He says this dumb shit to get his minions fired up- tRUmp speak- “Look how uncooperative Canada is”🙄🙄🙄

A missile defense which, according to actual experts, has, at most, an approximately 0% chance of actually working.

Or even getting off the design board.

Correct. Trump keeps referencing Israel's Iron Dome, which is designed to intercept the likes of the Katyushka rocket propelled artillery, at a speed of ~2500 kph, and still is only 85-90% effective. An ICBM reentry vehicle travels more like 40,000 kph - a whole different animal to try to intercept.

I call bull**it.

Thats a joke

Canada: Go f**k yourself. Felon: They are considering it.

I hope Prime Minister Carney does the exact same as past prime ministers and 'just say no'. Ronny Raygun's 'Star Wars Defense System was over-budget and never built. Trump cannot even build a simple wall and he's more senile than the last time he proposed this idea and it will never be built

Just because he says it, doesn't make it.. True Accurate Based in Reality Or that what he said, actually even happened! He's simply delusional. A grifter who says whatever pops into his 🦇💩🤪 brain.

But Costco still has DEI so probably a different company coupon, like Tesla or something.

starlink

😂 Yeah, they're considering it in the same way in considering chopping off my own nuts with a rusty hacksaw.

How? Just how? How is it possible to condense this gigantic amount of stupidity into this minuscle mind? He is like a black hole of pure stupidity. Every bit of idiocy - no matter how big or small - is caught and compressed to the pure, quintessential essence of "dumb".

Wait… who’s going to shoot missiles at Canada? Apart from the US that is…

I will agree that Golden Dome is fabulous. But it's more Arabian Nights than Aesop's -- Aesop's fables have morals.

Fuck that.

It's a scam. There is no golden dome happening.

He knows that Canada 1) is HUGE, and 2) absolutely hates him, right? If Canada were a US state, his party would never win another election.

And a lot of us here in the States would rejoice.

Transactional is his middle name

At the moment Canada is less likely to be targeted for a missile strike precisely because it’s not part of the US.

Excellent point.

I don't think he's thought this through. It would be the biggest, most populous state in the union. They would have an overwhelming amount of representation in the House. They could dismantle everything the Republicans and Trump would want to do!

He's so fucking delusional. And he's a moron too.

Liar

Ever syllable of every word is fantasy.

Someone please give Trump a cognitive test.

A real cognitive test.

He just had lost it all... Canadians will not give up real democracy without a dictator or billionaires who give them orders or give up national healthcare and social security and services. No way!

We are not considering the "offer." The king delivering the throne speech should have been the Orange One's first clue.

In an ever so polite way, King Charles basically told him to go f*** himself.

Canada IS NOT considering becoming the 51st State. Not now. Not ever. tRump's mad because King Charles said that Canada "is the true north strong and free."

From 99.9 % of Canadians. Fuck off Trump. 8647

That 0.1% is the population of Alberta.

It's 20% of the population of Alberta

Yet they advertise themselves as being rat free. smh

99.9% . That’s a bigly number! Really, like by a lot.

This keeps reminding me of the Cone of Silence from "Get Smart." This is just the distraction du jour. He's nuts, George. When will it end?

*Missile defense from his bff Putin or Kim.

Golden Dome is a pipe dream

No we don't want to become the 51st state!

Confident they are giving the consideration it deserves !!

Canada has 10 provinces and so that would be 10 new states - probably 8 of which would be solid "blue" states. A better idea would be to add 4 new Canadian provinces: Oregon, Washington, California and Hawaii.

While that is a great idea, it means secession. Trump would have to give his consent for that to happen.

don't forget Colorado & New Mexico! I've posted similar 'chess strategy' but some Canadians didn't like even the thought of it. Congress- BLUE forever more. Canada would maintain its gun laws. I'm quite certain that Puerto Rico, HI and Cuba would all love to be part of the new super nation!

No

Please reclaim Indiana, we belonged to you prior to the French and Indian war

Can we throw in Virginia too?

And PA/NJ?

Eff it. The Whole Eastern Seaboard?

I'm good with that

Now there's an Idea!

Please add Michigan to the list!!

Don’t forget the three territories : the Northwest Territories, Yukon and Nunavut. Oh no, so many liberals! I like your idea, though. There seem to be a bunch of folks in the Northern states and New England who’d be into it as well.

No we want Cuba to join confederation. It’s much more peaceful to vacation without American interference and blathering.

we're considering the offer like we're considering the distant cousin and drunk drooler's free foot massage offer at the family picnic. A non-commital eh hm...slight smile... slowly back away, then suddenly pretend to spot a friend who needs us aaand book it.

I want to apologize to the entire world and especially Canada. He’s an embarrassment. I’ve never voted for him and never will.

Grab em by the border!

He can fuck right off we don’t do deals with racist felons Elbows up 🇨🇦

Who needs a golden dome when there's a swastika on it?

Bullshit runs deep with this man.

I just can’t even with this fool

I'm a retired RN. When dementia patients wouldn't stop talking about a topic, shaking it like a dog with a bone - we documented it as "perseverating".

Let's put it that way. F*cking NO to golden dome and again We are not for sale 🖕🇨🇦

They are not considering the offer, Donald. They hired a bunch of comedians to come up with the most ridiculous and offensive response possible. Personally, I would go for a 15 foot long "choo choo" rail with a side order of tar and feathers.

Seriously; I can't believe this isn't fake. Bottom end of the evolutionary scale. Or to put it in Québécois : ridicule humain!

The US taxpayers are all going to be paying for it, so they would be too if they became a state.

By 'considering' does he mean they're sharing memes and videos and newsreaders are reporting (and they're laughing each time they hit forward)?

I will *never* understand the idea of "51st state". It's like he has no clue how big Canada is and that it is effectively multiple states already (provinces). Why would it become *one* state?!? Sorry, this just makes really triggers me into an irrational rage as his utter stupidity.

Dump's "51st State" would have a larger landmass than continental USA. He probably never looked at a map or he thinks that Canada is limited to the border line.

Ummm, no. Trump's *promise/lie* (and you believe him?) is not to make Canada a 51st state. That's the BS. Canada would become a TERRITORY, with no actual rights, no votes, no representation. But "If you're GOOD 😆 you "might" get something in, say, 50 years from now. See: Puerto Rico

It's exactly what would happen, since US don't need new states. Going from a sovereign country to a colony (or territory) isn't what PM Carney (and Canada's owners - i.e. Canadians) have in mind. Canada already has 3 territories, besides 10 provinces. #Never51stState

The US needs many new states! Because of the idiocy of keeping vestiges of confederation in our democratic republic, arbitrary land areas get equal representation. We need to make the current states into "provinces" then we can make "states" that are just Senate voting districts.

Canada won't become an US state. If there's a number of states problem, split existing ones. California has as many inhabitants as all of Canada.

Oh, yes, that's what I was getting at: carve up our states so we have a more democratic Senate.

No, if you're good he'll let you have a golden dome / shower once in a while!

World geography has never been a topic of importance in the USA educational curriculum.

Well, it would move Texas down a notch 😆

TX tried to block Alaska's entry because it would make TX only the 2nd largest. So the delegation said they would cut AK in half and come in as 2. Oh, wait, that would make TX the *third* largest! 🤣😂

Though some northern neighbors were upset by the conjecture- what you said! Not JUST 51st.. add 9-12 more 10 provinces 3 territories 63 Stars on the flag; electoral college 10x as a perk- & NO Repub control of Congress or WH EVER AGAIN! O for a Canadian politician to throw that back at him!

You think YOU'RE enraged. #Never51

that phone call to Canada happen in one of his nap time dreams

Costco has coupons?

"separate, but unequal" drips off his fingertips so easily... 🤔

I am not living in a domed country

The US can not make their Golden Shower without Canada's support. Canada should tell trump it will cost the US $61 Billion dollars to get Canada's support. Because you know, #TACO.

No thanks. We've got a sane and sensible leader.

For a “dome” that’s 40 years out of date.

And the inspiration is meant to protect from small ground-to-ground rockets?!?

Considering it ridiculous.

Actually I think it might be more like a bad date. They court you by offering you a shiny new golden dome then tell you that you have to give up your freedom AND pay the bill. Please Canada, don’t do. HE LIES ABOUT EVERYTHING. DO NOT TRUST HIM.

Canada is never going to. Rest assured.

Golden dome? He means circus tent...

In he offering a tax break if we join?! “Become the 51st and the 50 other states will pay all your expenses for a limited time!” I’m sure that would be popular

I'm pretty sure they're laughing at him.

Oh we are. 🇨🇦😂@🍊💩

Yes we are

I think he has to get permission from R. Kelly and Diddy before he can admit anyone to the Golden Dome system.

Sure Donny Two Dolls. It's not that we don't trust you or anything.

You can consider an offer for less than a second! And that’s an accurate fact.

Golden dome, so so that's what his hair style is called

Why does the USA need a Golden Dome if every former military adversary is now Trump's BFF?

Would you want a missile defence system from Musk? It'll either explode at launch, fall from the sky when it's had too much sun, or worst still, fall prey to Russian hackers!

So is the golden dome a sex thing? Asking for the entire world.

He does enjoy “water sports.”

Ask Russia, apparently.

it's a pee thing

It may be the title of the infamous pee pee tape!

Only in his mind...

It’s mentioned in the Steele dossier!

A coupon we won't even pretend to look at... #elbowsup 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

Considering what? How to tell Trumplethinskin how to go fuck himself?

I bet that 1) They're not considering it and 2) No way will it be free. The 💩🎃 will find a reason to demand payment.

Not even that… the golden dome is a pipedream. There’s virtually nothing that can shoot down hypersonic missiles or ICBMs. Factor in a thousand dummy warheads and it would be almost 100% futile.

Actually, a defense dome would make sense if it would be engineered by engineers, not emptyheads. The plan of placing launch bases for anti-ICBMs in a geostationary orbit is feasible, though very costly and in need of more development. And hypersonic missiles are less effective if they have to...

...go for long distances - every second which gives the target the opportunity to launch countermeasures like intercepting missiles exploding in shrapnels increases the success rate. Don't mistake the abilities of today with Reagans "Star Wars" program.

Yeah the only way is to intercept them immediately upon launch. 2 problems though, the satellites would have limited ammo, and they would have hover over the target country which I’m sure would take them out as any first step.

You are correct...if THAT was what they were trying to do. They are NOT trying to do THAT. It's something else.

Hmm… I wonder what?

Shooting down all the minorities, of course

and yet there is no golden dome...

Umm, no Costco is way too woke to do business with Trump. It’s a Sam’s Club coupon.

When Donald Jr. went to Greenland, to get them to support getting annexed by the U.S., he had dinner with some recruits at a mall. They were all foreign migrants. Makes me wonder who in Canada Donald Sr. talked to.

Isn’t the GOLDEN DOME shredded cheese on a TACO?

Dammit now I want tacos

Not because of you, though— I just always want tacos

King Charles says “no thank you.”

What a poser

Please Denmark by California

Le sigh. P01135809 needs to learn how to count and also that gold doesn’t stop any sort of offensive weapon. Also that his quote of $61 billion is off by at least three digits. A defence system equal to protecting the US or North America would run into the trillions of dollars. Ludicrous.

They consider it hilarious

Well this is the same idiot who announced Qatar pledged 6 times their GDP in grants to the US. We all know that ain’t real.

Narrator: “but Canada was not interested in the golden dome, or anything Trump refers to as “great”

Nope. Canadians aren’t interested.

He's just pissed that we got that high tech missile defense system from Australia, and he wants in on it. He's pretending he's going to defend Canada, but it's really the other way around.

And if the US managed to become part of it, they'd act like it was all their doing, and take credit for the whole thing like they always do.

Offering to surround people you threaten to conquer with missiles may not be the incentive you think it is, there, Donnie.

Why is anyone taking this man seriously. He's obviously seriously mentally unbalanced . No one in Canada including Prime Minster Carney wants anything to do with being the 51st state. It's delusional for him to say otherwise.

Still won’t ever fucking happen. I wish Americans would remember that their second amendment isn’t for shooting up classrooms.

No, no they don't. Please stop.

We’re not paying to defend trump from the enemies he’s racking up.

And Putin promised Ukraine if they just gave up their nukes, they'd never be invaded. Blyat.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

So if Canada becomes the 51st State nobody in Canada would pay taxes? Or is he going to get China and Russia to pay for the golden dome?

Trump's just trying to create some new work for SpaceX junk so he can get Elon out of the WH.

🍊🤡

Delusional Donnie

He’s so goofy. Way out of touch with reality.

Golden Dome sounds weirdly dirty.

Like golden showers? 😆

Comrade Krasnov can go fuck himself in every painful way possible. In no way shape or form will my treasured country join that shit show dumpster fire of a joke of a country. Not now, not never. ❤️🇨🇦💪

No, we are NOT considering it. King Charles told you that yesterday, we are a sovereign nation. We will gladly give you the Canadians who don't want to live here.

They would just get caught by ice and sent back.

Maybe not. Those idiots are mostly white males 😂

"Golden Dome" is probably something Elon is selling the US, on a non-bid contract, to repay his campaign donations.

In today’s episode of “What can possibly go wrong” we have Donald who is trying to sell something that doesn’t exist to Canada for lots of money or they can have it for free if he can take over Canada… Donald also sells crypto currency…

@georgetakei.bsky.social Take 3 uninterrupted mins to watch this if you can from a couple of lesbian comedians up north. youtu.be/TY7S8VVgx7U

Star Wars didn’t work and was abandoned…remember Ronald Reagan.

The only thing Canada is considering is how many different ways they can say NO before #TheOrangeMenace understands the word ... but can't expect it to be fast as sexual predators like el presidente never understand consent requirement and NO!!

The Candian PM practices behavioral modification with Donald. When Donald issues a serious threat against Canadian sovereignty and trade, the PM issues a USA Bond dump. It's a silent but deadly financial weapon.

Hoe about all the fentanyl coming in when there’re no borders?

As if Trump even has a clue how much something like that would cost. Like everything else, trump pulls the numbers out of his fat ass!

What is this guy on?

You can't trust anything he says

Dome around the entire planet when?

And Canada responded 🖕🖕🖕

What did they respond with?

VIA the Throne Speech.

Horseshit

They are probably, knowing their niceness, considering how to tell Trump to Fuck off without using obscenities to do it

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON 🔥🔥🔥 He doesn’t know HOW to tell the truth. #delusionalanddumb

We are not, in fact, considering the offer to become the 51st state.

Hey now, easy on Costco. Let's call it a Kroger's expired sale price. www.cbsnews.com/news/krogers...

He didn't tell Canada anything, and Canada is busy making other plans that don't include him.

Yep thank god He really is building a wall - around America

Canada is in fact, NOT considering it

Wow, we could take on $48 Trillion CAD in debt, what a deal! And, it would only be 36 Trillion in USD if we surrendered!

Everyone knows Canada laughed at his offer. The offer probably never happened and he made it up in his head

Can confirm not and never considering. Just waiting until he dies and this all goes away

Given the vice-presidentiaI horror that would immediately replace him, I don't even wish for that any more.

Ya. I wonder. I feel fewer people would just blindly follow him though

Yea right; I'm sure they're really considering it. Just abt as much as Gen McAuliffe did when he wrote "Nuts" as a response to the Germans when they wanted US to surrender. I have a feeling Canada for as nice as they are will NOT say "Nuts" as a response!

Maybe Fat Ass should focus on Statehood for Washington, D.C., Puerto Rico, Guam, and other territories who do not have a vote on Capitol Hill for all their U.S. citizens.

Nah

Wait… if they join the US, will they not have to pay taxes? If that’s not the case, then Trump just (gasp) lied!!

Can we also acknowledge how stupid the name is? Gold is a soft metal. It's for decorative purposes only. That's why you never see knights with gold armor. They would get killed immediately. A "golden dome" would be a worthless defense mechanism.

Thank you! But that's really just the tip of the iceberg for how ridiculously stupid the idea of using a giant dome to block nuclear missies is. Trump's been watching too many cartoons or some shit.

he likes shiny things.

He just wanted to name it after his famous lifestyles of the rich and famous camode

Good point. But tacky is as tacky does.

He's short a matchstick

Well they know they can't build any such thing without installations in Mexico and Canada. It's a pipe dream anyway.

Canada is not considering joining the gong show known as the usa. #NEVER It would be a terrible mistake to join the golden dome- the usa could attack us and our allies would not be able to help us. Forget the usa. (Sorry to good americans)

Unequal nation? F*ck right off Drumf. He’s a cancer to our flag, our society, our country.

Apart from all the Fed taxes Canadians will pay and the huge US debt they will become responsible for… and the US needs infrastructure in Canada to make Trump’s Dome work. Trump talks such BS

and Canadians would be paying an arm and a leg for health care!

We are not considering his bullshit

We know you aren't. And by "we," I mean those of us that aren't fascist pos.

These are obvious falsehoods. When will it become illegal for him to lie to anyone listening?

Except that they don't want a golden dome. You are lying. And neither do the citizens of the United States. You would use your dome to stay in power and threaten States that don't do your bidding. As my dear WW2 Veteran father used to say, "I'm not as stupid as you look!"

Here was the response he got that he thinks is "considering"

No means NO...

Saw this one today... what a joke and liar!

He can kiss my fat, queer, Canadian ass. On second though...........ew. no

It's funny how #PresidentChump is using the word "unequal" towards Canada, when he literally is removing equality, pushing anti-equality measures, and constantly complains about "unfair"ness!! If you asked AI "Show me hypocrisy in human form", you'd get a pic of him!!

Golden Dome is a joke. It’s technically impossible because physics.

from what i have seen, its extremaly dificult because of the mechanics, more so becuase of the time it will take to get ready, even more so because the cost, and impossible because the enshitification of the united states and how it will be done by musk

Most interceptions would be in the terminal phase which requires enormous coverage and a skin to skin kill which is ridiculously hard to achieve at hypersonic speeds.

trump’s golden dome operates at a constant temperature of 98.6 .

We are not

Canada will NEVER become a state! Get it through your thin hair and thick skull!

As ever the Simpsons was right in warning about the perils of snake oil salesmen/shysters/grifters/fraudsters

Does he know that if they take him up on that offer then he's absolutely going to lose his majority following?

He's got the mind of a toddler. This is the same man that wants to impose tarriffs. Of course he doesn't see it.

How about you and Bibi NaziYahoo keep your frikin’ domes to yourselves? We Canadians are not the ones alienating the rest of the free world.

Most Canadians don’t want anything to do with any plan Trump is a part of.

Sheesh, you just know there are 1000s of MAGA cultist who actually believe this total bullshit story that in no way is remotely true at all.

The only “golden dome system” we have is annoying #notredame fans @jessicasmetana.bsky.social 🫡

Does he honestly think they would ever say yes to this. How can anyone be this fucking dense?

Donald knows Canada is considering his Golden Dome offer because all the voices in his head told him so. And his cabinet all just kept nodding their heads as they do daily in their homage ritual.

Why doesn’t he call Mexico? Make it a Groupon!!! 🤣🤣🤣 “The best, biggest, most beautiful golden dome. They can see it from outer space!”🤣🤣 They’re “considering” it? 🤣🤣 I call hilarious baloney! 🤣🤣 He’s not real. He’s a 🤡

You know that is another fascist grift.

This is him not being able to restrain himself after King Charles was invited to read the Throne Speech in Ottawa yesterday, during which he made several pointed references to Canada's sovereignty. Canada has been waiting out "star wars" schemes that have come to nothing since the Reagan era.

Delusional.

Yeah we are not interested in what he is selling. And I would love to see his golden dome work without Canada. Technically it need Canada. And I guess Hawaii is out regardless and Alaska is out if we are out.

Your ambassador told us a few to "get over it" because Trump wasn't talking about this 51st state BS anymore. Then this baloney. Maybe time to reassign Hoekstra?

American politicians are not trustworthy. At this point, reassignment wouldn't make an iota of difference.

As a Canadian hearing this idiot babble on and and on about a weird dream it has about us makes my blood boil. Just from almost all of us up in the north....just F right off, eh!!! Not gonna happen with us!!!

99.9 percent of us- fed up with it all But really proud of us Canadians and that’s something he will never get.

Nuclear powers don’t hate Canada nearly as much as the US. I think they’re pretty safe.

Also nobody is threatening Canada with nuclear annihilation because they don’t randomly invade small countries on fabricated “evidence” of WMDs.

A real estate conman is trying to pull a fast one on a PhD in economics. Trump better watch out that he doesn't end up paying Canada