Even after the enthusiastic footbath?

It was the softest criticism I've ever seen. This is to save musks face and isn't true.

😜

While they’re blaming each other, they don’t need to admit their plans were nothing but crap.

Don’t fall for it George. Elon is just trying to salvage tesla.

Does this mean they are breaking up?

Right on time, as predicted by many.

🤷‍♂️ Looks like Leon outlived his usefulness.

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Can Donny get a refund on his Tesler?

Hardly. Musk's performative concern about the deficits in Trump's BBB is either a complete lie--it is--or he's a complete idiot because they've never hidden that this was their agenda. To slash gov't programs for those who need them and give guys like Musk tax cuts. He's 100% full of shit.

Yep, he's peddling BS just to repair his brand image

Why? Do you think that one of them is principled enough to stand up for what they truly believe?

There’s no trouble in their Paradise Lost. It’s a lie to try to fool anyone who also believes Leon left government. This duo’s like Kayne and his wife pretending to be separated for attention. I’m not sure which one wears see-through clothes in this scenario.

Respectfully, this is window-dressing. This Nazi prick doesn't deserve a rehabilitation tour while the bodies pile up from the USAID cuts. He deserves a cell in the Hague.

Chainsaws at 20 paces is the answer.

Like the Corleones and the Tataglias.

Gee, seems like somebody said it would last six months. Oh yeah, that was me!

Oh no…and just after they got matching tattoos.

Musk was in the Middle East with trump on his grift tour, he’s still in the thick of things. Musk fired people from organizations that were going to be investigating his companies. Neuralink for inhumane treatment of test animals. Tesler for the spontaneous combustion and autonomous driving deaths.

Stand for Ukraine 🇺🇦

I’ll believe it when they stop giving him billions of dollars

It's all performance art. They aren't fighting, just trying to make people believe they.

They're both vying for attention from the same group of cult nutters.

Just remember, one is an asshole and the other is another asshole.

Musk is in a survivor mode now. He is so dumb that he thought that influencing elections all over the world wont have an impact on his businesses. To me Tesla and Starshit are dead brands.

Plausible deniability. Misdirection. "Looks" are lies, when Elon speaks. Where is the data? What will they do with it?. And where is a judge that will appoint a prosecutor?

Nah, all carefully orchestrated to save his ass at Tesla.

This isn’t a split with Trump, this is mission accomplished. Got the contracts, fired anyone regulating him, and gained unprecedented and untold access to sensitive government and taxpayer data. Unlike the first two, that last one will be nearly impossible to undo.

Got married too fast, eyyyy?????

This is what happened on "blind dates" or "marriage at first sight"

Musk is not to be trusted. This crappy bill probably hurts his businesses. Follow the money with these people.

The plot thickens! Maybe it's all just a show, but I'm hooked on finding out what's really going on. Can we get a behind-the-scenes look or is this just a clever distraction?

Who wins the sweepstake

No one is on his good side forever. I think it was when people started referring to Musk as “President”.

breaking: billionaire scapegoater looking for scapegoat magically finds scapegoat

Being "disappointed" in something is "Ripping" it now??? Uggghh. These idiots played everyone and will continue playing everyone with ZERO consequences.

Doesn't matter,the damage is done, Elon got all those contracts from the Middle East, and they are both rolling in dough pulled from our pockets. I hope they are reunited in prison some day.

I don’t believe a word of this. We’ve been previously told that musk has left the government. he hasn’t left as long as his minions are still operating.

Trump got him to take the heat with DOGE. Movin on without DOGE. I don't know why anyone is surprised.

Not buying this 100% these slimy snakes are all about money ,power and manipulating they'll team up again when it suits them both

Even Hallmark could not have written this hellish script. Oh well, that’s it I suppose, Goodbye bromance.

It’s not. Don’t let it fool you. Remember Elon’s got $290 million invested into Trump.

The DOGE days are over 😁 youtu.be/iWOyfLBYtuU?...

They are playing let’s pretend

The pouty faced, Nazi muskmelon with bad hair plugs has already made millions of dollars by his DOGE position, and has stopped the investigations into his illicit dealings and activities by firing the one investigating him. He is now leaving like the coward he is. Good riddance to bad garbage.

And tRump doesn't want the kids. Or pups under the circumstances.

It sounds like Musk’s plans to get Federal dollars for his Mars mission got cut by the Trump chainsaw.

Going on past evidence, trump will get custody of the kids.

No it ain't. I don't care what sort of farce they perform for the public, Musk will forever be Trump's bro. That will never change.

Nah, he’s just trying to rebuild his image. He’s still planning to do his Doge stuff a couple of days a week and you bet he’s still on Trump for all those government contracts.

I trust nothing…

Elon retreats from government to return to what he does best, blowing up rockets.

Finally! Two gravitationally massive narcissists bromancing our government? I thought they’d be at each other’s throats in a week. We’d have been better off if they broke up right away.

He attacked people that bought his cars to support people that would never buy his cars.

Going on the DL

Or, yaknow, they both want to try to put a gloss of 'legality' on the crimes both he and Trump did ...retroactively.

One of the many guarantees in trump world; you can always count on his sycophants, eventually eating each other, typically right before he shits on them one last time before off they go to prison, or bankruptcy, public humiliation, and or generally devastated, no matter where you stood with him.

Love on the rocks, ain't no surprise Just pour me a drink, and I'll tell you some lies Got nothing to lose, so you just sing the blues All the time - Neil Diamond

Even Musk denounces the #MAGAMurderBudget! That tells you how bad it is!

😂🍿

Yet all his minions are still in place... and they've got access to all our data

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡

How powerful he must be over djt to feel comfortable in his criticism .. compromised figurehead !!

Bwaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa!

I call BS. Smoke screen so Musk can get back brownie points he lost when he showed his true colors.

Please, it's just optics to save tesla from further tanking.

Seems more like everyone is falling for their “fall-out.” It’s an obvious set-up to recoup his image and save his Nazi companies.

More distraction. Don't listen to them. WATCH what they do. I'm guessing that, in the next few weeks, Trump/Musk will announce a multi-billion dollar government contract(s) with Musk business(es). It'll be Musk's excuse to leave DOGE.

Two sociopathic malignant narcissists, each thinking he's a genius, both actually idiots. Who could've predicted they'd ever have a falling-out?

Twas a matter of time.

4D chess player spent $250 million to get Trump elected and then loses billions in stock value. He sells out the US for footing in the Chinese auto market only to have their nationally based company overtake him. And I’m sure government contracts he handed himself will stand up in the courts.

He finally realises that Trumpster just wanted him around for his "donations" and will, if left unchecked, take over his prestigious "world's richest twat" crown. As we know, money is the only God in their alternative reality.

Can this marriage be saved? Spoiler alert: No.

Of course it is. Because both of them are megalomaniacs. And completely nuts, by the way! (In my language: bekloppt, verrückt und völlig durchgeknallt). This was foreseeable. Two alpha males with a sense of self-grandiosity don't make a successful team!

Okay Elon okay, I still have my eyes on you though, how about you help reverse this crap, if there's any chance of redemption....

He’s just trying to rebuild his brand is all…

Stick to rockets Elon. A some point one will work…..

When two arseholes rub together, all they're going to get is a load of shit...

I wouldn't be too sure. Trump hit Vince McMahon over the head with a chair yet he hired Vince's wife.

His bionic mind is a mess , he promotes trump in a power grab but is too stupid politically to see how it turns off his customers so he criticizes trump in an effort to bring back his business but his brand has already flatlined . Maybe more ketamine ?

Minister in disguise leaving!

Somebody is getting to feel bus tires. 🤣🚌

Good!

He should demand a refund.

No mater, I want Musk severely punished.

We need to keep the pressure up on Tesla.

Yaaayy!!!

Elon never cared about the deficit. He cared about getting government favors for his contracts. He cared about data mining personnel info. He is just trying to rebuild his "brand". Never forget, never forgive.

He only cares if he looks good...what a jerk! Get outta here Musk!

TACO will eventually end with Musk

ALL that money that him spent on donOLDump down the 🚽toilet Sad face 😞 NOT you finally got it right.... you are NOW getting rid of waste and fraudsters Bye Bye Elly

apnews.com/article/elon...

So I guess the "genius" was a bit premature with the "Trump was right about every" hat.

Wonder what’s in the prenup?

I wonder if Musk has yet realised that he’s been set up as the fall guy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=93r-...

Looks like Elon Musk will have to go back to his day job!

Damn, George. My bookie set July 4th as the line. I KNEW I should have taken the under.

It's a sad day when narcissistic sociopaths can't get along in their conspiracies to undermine the common good.

Both are liars but this duo lasted longer than I thought

Mom and Dad are fighting. If we're lucky, both of them will run out to the store and never come back.

Poor F-Elon can’t reap what he sowed.

There was never a honeymoon, it was just mutual masturbation.

His “position” was only for 130 days. He got what he came for - data; personal, private, and professional, on every single person with any kind of paper trail in the US. He also collected huge amounts of money through government contracts.

Lasted longer than I expected.

There is no honor among thieves.

Americans are left having to clean up after him and his ghouls.

Good! Can we fast forward to the double funeral?

Hmm...perhaps, Trump thinks after his successful "fundraising" dinner, he doesn't need Musk's money as much as before the dinner? Making several $Million from the dinner via Crypto, Trump may think that he has 3+ more yrs of dinners he can host. Between the dinners & the Pardons, he can make big $.

Now that Elon has left DOGE...Will we now see and hear from Amy Gleason (the head of DOGE) on the details of all the savings found by her department, prior to the budget bill being approved by the senate. Seems like that would be an important thing for those Republican senators to know right?

*️⃣ Tesla’s sales down 87% in Quebec Q1-2025 *️⃣ Quebec is the leading EV market in Canada. *️⃣ This critical Canadian market has been wiped out; Tesla is no longer importing new vehicles. #TeslaTakedown BetterThanTesla.com

A glooming peace this morning with it brings; The sun for sorrow will not show his head. Go hence, to have more talk of these sad things; Some shall be pardon’d, and some punished; For never was a story of more woe Than this of Juliet and her Romeo

Who gets custody of the Nazis?

Poor Elon. He's dumb enough to think Trump was going to lead them all to the promised land but smart enough to realize it was all bullshit. For that he sacrificed his reputation and quite a bit of his cash. But anyone could have told him Trump is all about the money, honey. Still, looks good on him.

Trump knows Musk can break him. But I doubt MAGA will follow. Their Golden Calf has the most powerful B.S.

This is going to be epic!🍿🍿🍿

Bs… propaganda

It was only a matter of time.

Maybe. But you can't discount this could be theater.

My thoughts also. Is this just Elon trying to rebuild his image? He already got what he really wanted with Doge. Eliminate the government agencies investigating his companies.

And to this day I'm pissed at Democrats for not coming out and saying that we're going to rebuild the CFPB and make Elon pay for it.

I think you’re probably right. But none of us can unsee that Nazi salute. That’ll be with me till I die.

Elon got what he wanted. All the data. It's worth more than gold or jewels.

😂😂😂🤪

Nah…..probably just a cooling off period….. for the people to move on to the next hot topic.

Still stole and sold my data unfortunately

Clearly, this is Musk trying to rehab his image after leading Trumps efforts to destroy American principles and institutions. Once he soothes the rubes and guarantees his own interests, bigoted, drug-addled chainsaw Elon will be back to promote more fascism and steal more tax money.Trust me.

Does Elon actually believe his own grift? Like, DOGE was not in anyway shape or form about reducing deficit or spending, they likely increased it. It was about him getting access to data and gutting opposition to his business interest... does he actually believe the BS lies he's telling?

DOGE's still in charge, it's theatrics to troll critics Trump "warning Russia" doesn't mean that Putin won't continue to attack Ukraine, Netanyahu won't stop flattening Gaza, and Trump won't continue to erode legal processes with everybody watching from the sidelines exclaiming how bad it is

Who really believes Musk didn't want huge tax breaks?

In the name of government fiduciary responsibility every project that involves federal contracts that fails the company will reimburse the US.

I hope this is the part where they turn on each other and start exposing illegal shit

Have been patiently waiting for this!

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i'm not holding my breath. but it could be, Muskrat is so unpopular and orange gob can't be associated with that!

I hope every government contract Musk hoovered up for himself is stripped.

Musk out whining trying to gain sympathy/rehab his duly earned villainous rep 👿 - nope🖐🏻

If you're talking about this, then we are not talking about all the money he's taking in bribes and unethical business deals, and market manipulation.

Can anyone mansplain this?

I hope they **** each other with cybertrucks before it’s over

You get what you paid for.

What did he expect? Seriously. How dumb is he? Dumbest man on the planet.

We knew this was coming eventually.

2 abusive assholes fighting

Who gives a shit? F them both. They're both ethics-deficient, skyrocketing imbeciles with egos that nothing about either of them ever warranted. I do have death wishes. Just not for me.

Off topic, but I'm rewatching STOS and I just want to say, you're brilliant!

Okay, but still fuck the both of them

Exactly! Especially since I don’t believe any of it. This is smoke and mirrors. Musk is trying to save Tesla and his personal brand. He should’ve known that trump destroys everything he touches. Plus, musk revealed that he’s a nazi so too little too late!

Exactly that.

Holy shit did Musk think he was actually there to (checks notes) reduce government waste? He was a ketamine addicted bull sent to wreck an antique china shop, not ask questions about why he was there in the first place. 🙄

He's being disingenuous. DOGE was never about saving money; it's about funneling money towards the rich, including Elmo.

DOGE wasn't a cost cutting effort. DOGE was a slash and steal as quickly as you can operation. Elon is a Nazi. Elon is a Nazi. Elon is a Nazi. Elon is a Nazi. Elon is a Nazi. Elon is a Nazi.

Bug They made a bug.

And several Porsches (including the Beetle).

I told you I was a snake.

I Always get a kick out of Stephen Fry. Brilliant man, highly educated with a terrific sense of humor. I find i learn things from him.

They got the data that they wanted.

And installed backdoors everywhere. How do you think the Air Traffic Control is being turned off intermittently? Probs from a switch from Moscow, imo. One day, the entire system will collapse with thousands of planes having no radio to help and planes will crash everywhere Who needs a missile?

He still owns Dump... I'll believe it when I see it.

The two of them are so disgusting and will be our entire downfall. I can’t even handle this timeline anymore with all of its whiplash.

No more Man-date?

violins. small ones

As in the Nazi has just realised behaving like an idiot hurts his companies and economy. Who would have thought....

I guess we should grab our popcorn in time for the bitter divorce.

FUUUUCK MUSK!!! He thinks he can back away and talk shit like we’re gonna forget what he did!? He really is high! We will not let up on you Elon.

Not gonna believe it until Trump is beating a golf club at the window of Elon's car with all his feeble strength.