No but we could actually use some aliens harming ice

😆

Harmed by Alien ! You bet the Anal Probe and Memory loss derailed a lifetime of Opportunities.

Just Frank N Furter. But it hurt so goooooooooood.

ET gave me the finger, man.

Be good!

My species are vegetarians…. However, my cousins like human species. Roasted, fried, grilled, broiling, braising, stewing, boiling, steaming, air drying, poaching, sous verde (long trips) and 5 more methods.

Oh dear.

Yeah, I think Steven Miller is masquerading as human. His apparent lack of human emotion is a dead give away! Check his DNA!

Can we check it by way of taking a sample from a bullet through his brain?

This one tried to eat my cat….

More like ice are the aliens 👽🤬

You beat me to this one. ☝️😂

Not harmed but returned. I wish they'd return for a rescue mission

Sooooo, were you George??

Harmed? www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6f7...

Can we send in Kate McKinnon?

I was almost disintegrated with a Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator by Martin the Martian.

yes hello… this eel thing crawled into my ear???

That thing freaked me the hell out as a kid 😬

Well, those probes were not painful but no dinner afterwards? Ouch, that was painful

I was checking to make sure someone posted this!

Someone had to post this. 👍

"My experience was a little different from yours..."

ET went home and it broke my heart.

Define harm.

Who could *not* have seen that coming? Hell, I pondered it. 🤷🏻‍♂️👽

Are indigenous peoples allowed to reply?

Tardis ! Dr Who ?

I just came here to say that, but I knew in my heart it had already been said.

I'd have to say we've all been harmed by Elon Muck. When are they going to deport his alien butt back to South Africa?

I have probative questions...

We have them here in Pennsylvania! ......🫣

My cat "Jonesy" was emotionally harmed by 'Aliens' 👽

An alien? Oh, they mean Trumpf.... that jerk is so weird, he cannot be human.... and yes, he harmed a lot of people...

There are no words.

Since people don't go around advertising their nationality or citizenship status, I am guessing most people would not know what it was if they were injured by somebody. So basically ICE is just asking if anyone was injured by someone of color.

Maayybee (love the soundtrack)

If they do happen to show up and take me Im not looking it as an abduction I’m looking at it as a rescue mission.

One tried to put an eel in my neck!

I’d invite an alien in my front door quicker than any of my magat neighbors in ruby red Texas.

During a prolonged dry spell in my mid-thirties, I might have welcomed a little probing.

....and there will be a lot of "probing" stories for ICE to read graphic probing stories

😂

Well, this one time me and Bubba was in a boat at midnight fishin’ for catfish - - -

One time an alien explained to me how extraterrestrial life cannot be malevolent. Its paralysis beam was so darn comforting I feel asleep before I could respond and when I woke it was gone. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I welcome them. Not kidding. At this point, they're the only ones capable of ridding the world of every MAGA politician with nothing more than telepathy. Wipe them out, and make them permanently disappear.

🤣 😂

🛸beam me up, please! 😩

An alien broke my heart once

My crush.

Somebody's old. Like me.

Oh yeah

👽

Too bad Musk and Melania don't qualify as aliens

Come and Get us 'ICE' 😂😉👽

What are you waiting for..... Deport us! 😂🤣😂😉👽

Fox Mulder is listening intently.

Nerve pinches hurt. 🖖

😆 🤣

I was hurt by that alien's death.

Same.

This would make for a great update to my absolute favourite sketch that Kate MacKinnon did on SNL.

I believe the lady on the left was taken aboard a spacecraft by the man on the right

Na-Nu, Na-Nu!!

You could probably tell a fee tales on that couldnt you mr Takei?

Just ask Fallon Colby!

Roflmao!!! 😂🤣😂

👍🏽💙👍🏽

I mean, the Gorn was truly a fearsome rubber costume........ 🤣

Proof aliens eat hamburgers!

The probe...that awful probe

I need to find that T-shirt again, "I went to Hadley's Hope and all I got was this" and then there was a ragged bloody hole in it

This weird blue guy spat on me & belched in my face when I was in Walt Disney World. Does that count?

bsky.app/profile/mrsb...

Hi I am Hanadi from Gaza, a mother of a family of five. I ask for your help. I lost my daughter in the bombing of our house while my husband and I were injured. My daughter lost her foot and she suffers from a skin disease that requires medical creams. Please help me.

Your entire country has been harmed by an alien, that somehow has snuck into the White House and refuses to leave.

My favorite: youtu.be/H_bnRD7aaok?...

Them Martians eat dogs, they eat cats. That's what I heard.

I swear…. It wasn’t me

The Greys edited my memories and caused me mental anguish. 😭

I’ve been forever traumatized by the Kardashians.

We all have been......

I thought all teenagers were beamed up and they did something to their brain. They did that with my daughter. Didn't wear off for years.

Minbari? Centauri? Narn?

👽

hmmm...i think i know which alien has been eating the cats.

🤣😂👽

I think they’re just probing

Some call that a fantasy

Proving question

Nanoo nanoo

@muellershewrote.com 🫘

Either way it’s profiling

ICE made such a stupid statement. Everyone should notify authorities if they are harmed no matter who it is.

Well you do carry that “take your shirt off” virus.

Yes. I answered them. I told them John Hurt was :)

"I never asked for the rectal probe..."

I don't know if they're illegal aliens but I don't see a license plate on that flying saucer.

Horta Lives Matter

I was grossly abused by a dude from Neptune. He took advantage of me, I woke up and he had eaten all of my shoes. Didn't leave me even one pair to wear. It was a horrible dash and I still suffer terrible nightmares.....where can I report him? His name is Wixznetun Wyloftness......

They should visit area 51.

It is a tactic to get as many people to boost the signal as possible and it worked. 🙁

Yes. Friedrich Trump immigrated to the us in 1885. We are now suffering because of this alien.

Secstapo

Well now that you mention it, there were a couple of ships that got lost around these parts called the Santa Maria, the Nina and the Pinta and ho boy do I have some stories for you...

I recall the first time I was called an alien because I wasn’t American. Seemed like a weird way to refer to people from other countries. Made it seem like Americans thought that if you weren’t from the US you were from another planet🙄.

Wish I could say I've been "probed" by an alien, but sadly I have not.

Yeah, there’s this guy from South Africa…..

All those animals kidnapped by aliens would say so!

A Gorm. Once. In my dream.

Yeah. His name is Elon Musk.

Klaatu barada nikto.

It annoys the hell out of me to be called an alien - only in the USA

Cue X-Files theme music

Hi, ICE? My therapist’s alien mom keeps coming on to me…

No only white conservative MEN

There is an orange taco blob (does not seem to be a sentient being) in the WH ….

The people of my homeworld find this offensive, we would never knowingly harm an inferior species.

My mind jumps to snow planet aliens 🙃 #sciFiSmut

Sounds like ICE are going to extradite ET for stealing a bicycle. 🙄

Well, usually the opposite happens and I'm helped by an alien.

⚡👽⚡

He tried to eat me

Just so long as they never find out I am from out system. It would suck to be deported and have to wait 600 years before I get near another inhabited world...

ai-lien

Didn't these people learn their lesson the first time? www.cnn.com/2017/04/28/p... I personally filed a report about witnessing a laundry-stealing alien. Eight years later, and they still haven't found him despite his distinctive mechanical rice picker damaged ears...

When I was 6, I was abducted, and had an implant placed in my brain stem. Does that count?