Happy Fragile Straight Man Month!
Happy Fragile Straight Man Month!
Thank you. We’ve had a few thousand years of Human history, but it just doesn’t seem like enough when asked to share.
Happy fragile and severely insecure about penis size to the point that an oversized truck must be purchased to drive 2 miles to do daily grocery shopping on dry paved flat suburban street man month.
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😀 Or to occupy 1.5 parking lots... Real 4x4s are slim and short to tackle narrow paths in the forest
If wealthy, that oversized truck will be a Cybertruck with a custom paint job. 😂
‘if absolutely moronic as well then a POS truck that looks like a couple of high school slackers from a metal shop class decided to spot weld a few plates of sheet metal together and then threw it over a generic Tesla in a pathetic, vain & futile attempt to create an electric Delorean kit car.’
The visual of that is AWESOME!! Thank you for making me laugh! 🤭
That's every month. This one is for the honest. But we're ignored. Why am I even posting this? 🤷♂️
You got that right!
As a secure straight male... I do find it funny that most men are so very fragile. They talk like they eat glass for breakfast, yet get literally emotionally unhinged at a rainbow.
Thanks! 😁
But...must deport children...
Trump lying about his support of LB—LGBT community in 2016. Bigly.
Pride Month isn't just a party; it's a profound declaration that everyone deserves to feel seen, valued, & loved for exactly who they are. For so many, especially those in less accepting environments, Pride is a vital beacon of hope, a reminder that they are not alone and that their identity matters
Wishing all the homophobes a super-uncomfy month.
Stop picking on me
Men's mental health awareness isn't something to scoff at. I understand where you're coming from in regards to people trying to repurpose Pride month, but just feels low. As someone who's struggled with depression for a couple decades, just a low blow insult :\
Thank you! Happy pride month!
Im too clumsy to be around fragile men :D
Good one! 😄
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I'll wait to tell them when I see them sneaking in the bathhouse; that is most of their customers.
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Mr. Takei, As your show & movies introduced us, to a place and time where we have outgrown this Pettiness we have right now, but my question can you point out what gene wrote to explain how we evolved out of our ignorant adolescents??
One of my greatest joys every year is watching my middle aged white husband hang up our rainbow flag on our front porch on June 1 to celebrate his love for his son❤️. Pride matters!!
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Sending so much love💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
You must be so proud of both of them! 🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🤎
Yay Dad and Mom!!!!
Reading that made my heart happy. As a 55 yo woman, who didn’t experience the same, I love that for your son-and your family!
Love you, George! Happy Pride Month & every month. 💙✊🏽🏳️🌈
Hahaha soooo true! God damn!! 🤣🤣
Fragile or Brittle? I guess it could be both.
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Christmas in June. All the snowflakes
Are you starting up the war on Christmas early this year? I gotta know if I need to take my balls out
Stay ready. It’s the new stop drop and roll
I have not seen so many snowflakes melting since they closed Hooters.
and speaking of hooters, just like that, all the alpha males in the world could not keep them open. So many snowflakes melting. Where is that guy from twitter who said only alpha males eat at hooters
I gotta stay triggered all year now 🫣
"Them gay guys in the locker room at the gym are just looking at my flabby, straight, ass, I know they are!"
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Amazing to have the audacity to scapegoat brave soldiers and sailors who want to serve their country. Not, bone spur cowards or dishonorable discharge morons!
Yeah, they'll try to cover it up. www.yahoo.com/news/pride-m...
I love a month devoted to title IX. Maybe someday we'll get an entire month devoted to cfr 25.5 "Validation and data integrity of records in the system."
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As straight white guy that’s the proud grandfather of a Gay granddaughter whom rocks this world, who has many beloved lifelong friends that are gay and whom has gone to jail for beating the shit out of racist bigots that thought they could be that in my presence. Not fragile but hurt to be a joke
On another point, do you know how many straight white dads of awesome Gay kids I know? Many and they aren’t fragile either. We are proud and stand up to those that would attack our kids or others for who they are or who they love. You’re better than this George putting us into a box!
Not in jail/prison 🤦🏻♂️🤣
It’s okay if you just come out. You might not be ready and that’s cool, but your need to loud about your disdain says more to me about quieting your own mind than anyone else.
I'm into women, cat droppings. Natural born women, that is.👍🏻
So what I’m hearing is you’re so afraid of being attracted to someone who isn’t a cis woman you need everyone in the world to dress and act based on their birth genitals. What happened to make you this disgusted with yourself?
Why lie to yourself? And I bet your trailer smells like cat piss!
It really took you three weeks to come up with that huh?
I usually do not respond to trash. I throw it away and pay it no attention. Don't you?
And yet you keep coming back. I’ll take it as a compliment. Doesn’t explain why you’re so full of hate but I do see the pattern carries over into other areas of your life.
Weird way to say you're into scat but whatevs we don't judge.
Fabulous!💗
melania sure is ugly….
😂 Aka the untouchable unfuckables. 🤣
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Hey! I'M NOT FRAGILE YOU'RE FRAGILE!!
If I'm so fragile how come I keep getting this Ddddddick.
Enigmas wrapped in puzzles my friend.
I always ask homophobic people when they decided to be straight. They don’t want to answer. Why? Because they know they would HAVE to say they were born liking the opposite sex. That’s when I say, it’s the same way for gay people. They are born liking who they like. Most of the time they apologize
saying they never thought of it that way. Then I say, well? Now you know. 💙 Happy Pride Month Everyone 🌈
No! Straight men celebrate Pride. Undercover, on the down low, fake religious freaks are the men that have issues with celebrating the pride community. Their wives have an issue because they realize their men are having fantasies about men. Hmmmmmmm…..
Allies exist ya know
Yes. Normal people love and support our queer community. The people that have hang ups about everything are the people we must look out for. That’s what I’m saying.
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Say "hello" to my dog, Roscoe. He doesn't care who you cuddle with. Nor do I. Be more like Roscoe.
Aw, how sweet... you made many incels happy for recognition! 🤪
And it’s very much okay to be Takei! ❤️
Is this role still open?
Wait, I thought that every month was Fragile Straight White Man Month? Does that mean that I'm supposed to take down the decorations and pack them away the other eleven months of the year?
This is the month that they feel most fragile, most afraid. For some I believe it is the fear that all they have been repressing will finally break loose.
LOVE this!
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lol love this 😂
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Your comment made is perfection 🤣🤣🤣
I thought he happy agile straight man month. And that doesn’t include me either. Happy pride!
I heard "Fox News" celebrates
which is every month, of course.
Will there be a parade of coal-rolling brodozers? www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ_L...
LMFAO
Nothing as fragile as a cis man during Pride Month.
Like your take George and as a straight man you are correct they are fragile. I am not fragile as I accept my Brothers for who they are and who they love as we are all Unique. If I have problems about what I see and hear then that is on me not my brothers.
It's a struggle bruv🤣
Happy "help help I'm straight and being repressed" month right back atcha! 🏳️🌈
Indeed!
That made me snort laugh - thank you!!!
youtu.be/f6ktM-CRPlo?...
A brilliant reframe. And that from a straight man. Well done sir.
That would be January, February,March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December. Let me know if I missed any.
That’s every month George.
Ha! I had a mouthful I beer I just wasted!
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And here's to Pete Hegseth, "Fragile Straight Man Month" poster boy!
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Racist Milquetoast Pansies on parade while we ignore them with our own marches on Obama Appreciation Day! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👍
That's a year round thing. It never ends😬
Decade?
I’m not fragile. Just delicate Lol
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Finally! 😂
Cool. I saw you in a movie with my grandpa - Victor M. Carter. He as quite active in helping the Japanese community in LA. He would have abhorred the anti-gay, anti-minority of our government.
FINALLY THE INCLUSION WE WERE ASKING FOR!
Perfect
Every month is "Fragile Straight Man Month"... Because they think everything is about them.
As a 67-year-old straight man, I really don't get why so many white men are homophobic. To me it has always been a strange thing that people in our country are so homophobic have they not studied history? Do they not understand the Genetic Research? Do they not know themselves?
Are they just sad that they are too ugly inside and out to hit on by guys? A little jealousy maybe?
It is simply fear of their own sexuality really. Church doctrine has Groomed them.
Do they know people are born gay?? LGBTQs have no choice in the matter! GD, I'm so sick of these ignorant people who don't even care to educate themselves.
It seems to be more about them trying to distance themselves from their fears about their sexuality by projecting that fear in the form of hate onto others.
I'm 68 and have wondered the same thing.
Sometimes I like answering my own questions after some pondering spurred by other's responses to my question. It is simply fear of their own sexuality really. Church doctrine has Groomed them.
No, no & no. Unfortunately.
It is simply fear of their own sexuality really. Church doctrine has Groomed them.
That's an easy hat trick.
It’s the need for creating classes and being above someone else
But that isn't how self-worth is achieved.
No but you can sell it as a model that self perpetuates
True and that is what Trump is doing with the help of the GOP and Churches.
Not quite 60, but baffled as well. Even if I couldn’t grok the science, why would I care?
It is about themselves and their fears of their own sexuality, thanks to the church.
Ha!
You forgot white.
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Thank you, my hypothyroidism keeps me this way
just one month🤷🏼♀️
Every month.
Girl no straight man would wear pearls it's too much like another man's balls.
Look at you not posting memes but incorporating hate into your post anyway.
And Fraggle too.
I think some of these guys (or all of them honestly) are deathly afraid to face the fact that they want to have sex with men.
I love this study. pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8772014/
that’s a bingo!
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Nah. They get all the months. 😂🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
MONTH? They get all year. Every year.
There's nothing happy about that*, but since we're dealing in opposites, that's appropriate. *at least, the fragile part. Fragile happens in all of us at times, but it something that needs healing, perpetuating.
NOT perpetuating
Well that about sums it up, George. 🤣
My first chuckle of the morning. 😆 Thank you. 🙏💚
We really are 😄
You forgot weak, wimpy, cowardly, impotent, resentful, bitter, hostile & repulsive.
Everyone deserves to love and be loved.
Every day is fragile straight man month for the remainder of the next 4 years. But thank God we have Josh Hawley and Don Jr who have written books on how to be a manly man
I'm straight, but...
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HAPPY PRIDE, George! 🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Women too. I've seen a lot of insecure women on LinkedIn that try to convince people not to post about Pride month. They have to be really unhappy with their lives....
How dare you! I'm literally angry with rage!
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What an amazing comment. I think I'll start using it lol
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Thank you. Its about damn time I got some recognition around here.
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Heehee!!
My 65 year old straight white dad has a pride flag flying. It aggravates his homophobic neighbor
That's great! To be frank, I wanted to hang the USA flag upside down to protest Pres Taco, but I'm afraid of my neighbors. Pretty sad state of affairs in our desecrated country.
The neighborhood is a mix of people so that helps a bit. I wish you could do that and not fear for your safety
Me, too. We have an idiot, who does lawn work for neighbors, drive his BIG (aka tiny penis) truck with 6 flags on the back. When we have a man from Mexico work on our lawn, this idiot drives slowly past our house just staring. I hate this!
Ugh! I swear those types are the worst. Insecure and determined to tear a up or just like them down. Anyone who they don’t think can fight back they are cowards
That's unfortunate ,but you're right.
As a cishet white straight man, I get very upset when the world doesn't revolve around me.
Hang on, I thought it was me! Could it be... Neither of us?
LOLOLOLOL!!!!! OMG, this needs a tee shirt.
Sent with love to our boy Pete at the DOD
Straight Man: "But what if I get.....GAY COOTIES!??!"
Straight young men are hurting. The left kicked to the curb & blamed them all of the unhappiness in their own lives.
Not all of us.
You dropped a "actually" on the floor. Here have if back. 🤣
Why is there no “Straight Pride Month?” AN EXPLAINER TO EXPLAIN IT WITH RATIONALIZATION I THINK: THEY AREN'T ORGANIZED ENOUGH NOR DO THEY HAVE THE FUNDAMENTAL DESIRE TO HAVE 10,000 OR MORE "STRAIGHT MEN" IN ONE LOCATION STANDING SO CLOSE THAT IT MAKES THEM UNCOMFORTABLE THEY MAY TOUCH EACH OTHER😵🤬🤢
Every day has been straight pride day.
He’ll, I actually lol’d
Excellent description! I’ll add mine: Happy GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BEDROOM, HATERS Month! P.S. Closeted conservatives are the worst people. Think Mike Johnson. Speaker of the House and raging hypocrite.
Those who raise the biggest fuss are the same fighting the biggest internal fight of their own sexual identity. They’re full of hate cause they hate themselves. People who are truly fine with who they are do not give a flying fuck about the sexuality of others. Prime example: Miss Lindsey Graham.
So sad and so true.
I just don’t get it. Love is love. Who cares about the package around one’s soul? that’s just window dressing. It’s hurts no one else to love someone who doesn’t conform to labels for gender or sexual orientation. Such a waste of hate. Save it for murderers, puppy killers, child abusers, real stuff.
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This was posted by Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine.
Lol
The month that seems to last for the entire year!
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ur funny,george…
Why alienate and attack men that did nothing wrong to you? That makes no sense. The LGBTQ community hates being mocked and attacked, but then does the same thing to others...and wonders why they don't have more support. The answer...is very, very, very obvious.
For many, it is 😢
Hey. That describes me to a T. I fully support my gay brothers and sisters. Hope the month delivers more than cautiously-offered corporate blandishments
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I love that it seems like *knock on wood* the fragile straight men are not as loud on here as they are on X. Don't know about everybody else, but my experience so far on Blue Sky is ... Good... *Shocked that SoMe is not totally broken*
How do we include the women? Fake, Fragile, Fucked Up or Crazy Straight Women?😉 just love someone if you can’t love yourself 😻 you might learn what love is all about when it comes back to you 🥰😘Happy Pride George
Oh, I thought it was Faux masculinity month, my mistake!
I feel let out, When is Happy Arms Open Straight Man Month!
OMFG no way
Happy Fragine Straight Man Month to you too!
Fragile straight men have been celebrated every day for centuries.
behind every fragile straight man…..sigh
Thanks George 🥹
Happy Caucasian Snowflake Month! 😂
Bullseye
George, you should have said "white man's" month!
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Every f*ing day and every f*ing year it’s been fragile straight man day and year! Ugh! 🙄🤬
Hehe
Please tell them all that their masculinity is just fine the way it is.
OMG...thanks Uncle George...1st real laugh of the AM! My homophobic boss used to say terrible things. One day I asked him...when did YOU choose to be straight? He said I have ALWAYS been straight, I was born that way. So is EVERYONE is like that...just born the way they are? That shut him up.
😂😂😂 I just love you 💙✌️
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How can a man be straight if he's constantly being told to "get bent" ?
Perfect!
Thank you!! 😜😜😜
Such a Kyle thing to say
I am so so SO glad my spouse, while a straight man, is not fragile nor a homophobic asshole.
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Hee hee
I am beyond chuffed that Pride Month is the same month as FOTUS' bday. 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
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