Exhausting.

Whew. Sounds like a lot for a dementia-ridden Senior citizen.

🤬

And 2 hours a day for makeup!

Probably also played golf on the white house golf simulator www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-i... he had installed. 😡

Oh no. The Mad King has returned to his own personal stench pit. (Multiple health violations 🤢🤢🤢) Making NJ great again? EWW.

I hate when he’s in my state. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Me too.

Laziest prez ever!! 👎😡

Besides Trump, for the love of god, don’t eat there.

All right, I’m calling it. He’s wearing these hats right now because he got a facelift, because Elon made him feel insecure, and he’s an egomaniac with dysmorphia. Zoom in on his face in all these pics with the new *very loose* hat

Maybe jaw implants like Musk?

They just keep getting bigger and bigger!

Someone said recently that he is on Ozempic.

No surgeon alive could improve his face!

Now we know why he uses language like scum and sleaze-bag, he’s projecting.

6. Did make up

More like: 6. Stuck face in newborn’s dirty diaper.

The absolute laziest President we have ever had…

This leaves out "dropping a big one in his diaper "

i think you forgot the 2 and a half hour nap as well. It was a "Power nap" so he woke up even more fatigued

So, the rest of the week is 'executive time'? Does that mean watching Fox TV and rage posting?

trump is such worthless.

May he feast at the Bedminster E. coli café and salmonella salon.

His Jersey golf club with numerous health code violations.🌈

6. Make Up With Ex-boyfriend Vlady!

I have no doubt he’s finally starting to weaken and fail; my fear is he’s going to burn down the rest of the country as he’s taking the final fall

How does he do it all. So much stamina.

Adderall

He only sleeps four hours a night George. And does all of this for us. 🙄🤪

And he doesn't read a single briefing or anything else.

As in, Trump went to his golf club with all the health code issues?!

Adderall.

How he has time to squeeze in McDonalds I do not know

It’s the sheer size of his vast intellect that does it …

Hope he enjoys the food there…they didn’t pass health inspection…hope he eats a lot of it…

25 amend: article 4. Always. Forever.

Forgot to add: - attending yet another UFC fight tonite in New Jersey. His third since inauguration🙄😳. Needs his MagaT adoration fix💊

Wait until he finds out how much that Tesla has depreciated.

I’ve heard that make up sex is the hottest.

I wish Trump would play golf all the time and leave America out of it.

💙👍

If only the real CNN show this much integrity.

Such a waste of oxygen and space.

Add this: denied that his golf cart is an EV.

The answer: body double and auto(cratic)-pen

Only in America does the President spend the weekend on the golf course trashing his ex on social media. We could have had so much better.

Hope he gets food poisoning from his own Country club. It failed the inspection.

They probably import mcdonalds

Wasn’t that golf club just cited by the local health department for food issues? Oh wait, don’t tell DJT.

You forgot deploying the military against peaceful protesters

Early exit for his preparation for his staged self gradification parade! His military suit hat and fake gold medals along with his salute to hinself!

He’s had a lot of practice at pretending to be a busy important person.

What I would like to know is if his schedule looks like this then why does he fall asleep so much. I do find it interesting that he perks right back up when he’s on the golf course tho.

So, this drama queen literally does no work.

I think he's mastered the art of time management... or maybe he's just really good at dodging health inspectors 😂

It is maddening that we are subsidizing this lifestyle for him.

Why can't presidents be RECALLED? We need an amendment. Meanwhile, checkers-challenged MAGA is claiming he's playing "5D chess". They have no clue, nor does he.

American taxpayers must be just thrilled to pay millions of dollars so Trump can golf every day. Right? Never seen a president so contemptuous of the people he presides over. They made the same stupid mistake . Again. MAGA ..Make Angry Man Golf Again.

$3M per WEEKEND golf expense pd by us taxpayers to Golf at his house on his damn time off?!!!

if u ask his apologists, maybe they'll admit to statutory rape to derail the conversation.

Thank gawd for Adoral!

Art of the deal

His New Jersey Golf Course had numerous dept of health violations

6. Threatened fElon with serious consequences if he donates to Democratic candidates.

😆🤣🤣🤣

A lazy man half his age couldn't keep up.

Adderall??!!

The work of a TACO

We are paying this draft dodging terrible golfer to destroy the United States

One more bug in Bedminster. Not like their health ratings can get much worse even with the Cockroach In Chief

Yeah, America first...

Golf, think about golf, know I'm a loser so scream a bit, REPEAT

He's fat useless lazy asshole.

Okay but does he still think Biden is secretly an android? someone's gotta ask that question.

He catches up on his sleep during briefings and ceremonies.

Hope he didn’t hurt himself! LAZY IDIOT!

I’m exhausted just reading about it!! 🤦‍♀️ JHFC the fat, lazy, shitty diapered excuse of a man should spontaneously combust from the fumes!!

I am tired just thinking about it.

None of those are actual governing.

Did he read the job description of being President? He should be fired, the American people have lost confidence in him!

Adderall.

A strenuous ME ME ME schedule....

Another $10 million weekend of golf

There’s plenty of others left to ruin the country!

Nazi loser

It plays games all day long ..no consequences....lots being done ..much progress ..

When you’re a SuperHeroAsshole it’s a piece of 💩

Military personnel should refuse to serve under him due to being an authoritarian.

Military should refuse and dont march in that Russian/N Korea parade on his effing birthday costing $92M

Absolutely agree with this.

Huge numbers of rank and file military are on board with him and are magas.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Guarantee Fox News is played in lounges on military bases. When I was in the Navy many were aware of the Klan-like attitudes hidden underneath the surface. I think these attitudes may be more along the jarheads, although it certainly in all the branches.

www.cbsnews.com/news/navy-se...

This radicalizing Fox entertainment crap (it's not news and they even admitted that in court) has been going on for years. It was a reported issue in his first stolen term, but nothing was done.

7 days weak

The same golf club with all the health violations 🤭

But nothing about actually running the Country 🤔🤔

Is there a Trump-plays-golf-tracker?

You’re such an asshole! Trump, you suck

This will be a very messy divorce.

this is a distraction keep calling, writing and demanding that your republican members vote against trump's bill.

In his first term, he spent fully half of his day engaged in "Executive Time", which primarily consisted of calling in to FOX News shows while rage-tweeting from atop a golden toilet. Of course this is exhausting.

You’re FIRED!

The one with the lousy restaurant with all the health dept codes broken.

"Work" ? Orange Maggot doesnt work, never did.

"work"

Don’t forget the awesome ballroom he’s going to build at the White House

It will be all glitzy gold. He has no taste.

So his ugly supporters can attend his ugly fundraisers there.

If DJT went to play golf at Bedminster & so likely ate there, seems like there’s a chance he’d get sick based on the latest dismal ranking of the Bedminster Golf Club’s kitchens to due health violations.

The laziest bastard to ever lazy bastard

I doubt he's not thinking about his ex

He does it by skipping banging melancholy for which she is eternally grateful

I hope that he habitually eats a the New Jersey clubhouse. I hear the food is great there. Probably the bar, too.

Gee...if we had such a "rigorous" schedule at our "job", we'd for sure be fired

Well yeah, but Kamala Harris laughed a lot. 😉

Won't leave for Florida, must be having a rough week.

Gotta be exhausting

It’s time to just admit that he is just a figurehead. Unelected Stephen Miller, Howard Lutnick, Russel Voight, Scott Bessent and Peter Navarro are the ones I believe are pulling the major policy and financial/trade/tax strings.

What a loser

America must cut out the cancer of conservaturdism. America must end the rethuglican pestilence. It can be the easy way (courts, ballots) or the messy way, but it has to happen or we might as well change our country's name to the Untied Snakes of Murrikuh.

Shocked that soliciting bribes is not on the list.

He has dementia, if you don’t believe me transcribe what he says. Time to take the keys away!

Simply gruelling , would kill an ordinary man …

Vitamins and plenty of kale ...

A snort of Adderall and off to cheat at golf.

He also acted as Putin’s press agent.

What a man!

Gruelling. Gruelling I tell you.

The struggle of the idle rich…. FDT

So, uh, presidential?

So in other words: Golfing in the week-ends Goofing during the week

You forgot "Told Ukraine they gave Russia an excuse to bomb them."

So sick of this dumbass

Come on McDonald’s! Do your damned job!!!!

Tireless.

Maybe lighting will strike on the golf course.

Amazing what someone can do when someone else does the work while he sits in his soiled armchair being angry at everyone and everything while saying inane and demented things, bit like Father Jack really... 😂

Vlad made 2 doubles. Every time it golfs, the other subs in for awhile. Got the idea from the Parent Trap. The original with Hayley Mills. Not the Lindsey one. That one wasn't believable.

Oh boy, if he disposes of the wh testla, that'll really show someone.

Drugs. He does it by drugs.

What do you mean White House Tesla? I thought he bought it, with his own $$, for his grandaughter

He also has time to go to the UFC fight in Brooklyn tonight

Please move away from this mortal coil.

well, being a 34 count CONVICTED FELON gives ' some people ' unconstitutional power in DELUSIONAL BEHAVIOUR...

What you forget to mention is number five on that list. He's heading out to Bedminster to help scrub the food prep area to improve his department of health score.

Lol, the guy who is against “safe spaces” for the lgbt community sure seems to like safe spaces for himself

... but most impoprtant of all, never even thought about that mean ol' Elon Musk, not even a little! 😭

He’s lame duck. He doesn’t care, he never has, he never will. Start focusing on congress, that’s where you win back America. Presidents come and go.

Trump also hinted that Chacellor of Germany Friedhrick Merz was a nazi

Drugs.

(Maybe in his make-up!)

Maybe he’ll get food poisoning when he eats there. One can hope.

I'm steaming over my tax dollars paying for his adult fantasy birthday extravaganza parade. Unbelievable that a group of "conservatives" will cut people's health care, but drag a bunch of military equipment into DC, costing big bucks, for one of the richest people in the US. REFUND demanded now!

If this is for his 79th b’day, what the heck will he do next year for his 80th when he won’t have the Army as an excuse?

He gets everyone else to ignore the law.

The kitchens at Bedminster got 18 health violations. Scoring a 32 out of 100, an incredibly low score. Eat up.

He's worth every penny he's costing American taxpayers, isn't he?

Bedminster? DO YOUR BEST FOOD POISONING!

His New Jersey club that just failed it's health inspection no less.

Is this the place with no hand soap? Totally NASTY! I know there were other issues but this is the one I remember.

He will NOT allow his day job to interfere with his golf hobby. And why would he? He's shot several people on 5th Avenue, and nobody cares.

Yet Biden was accused of 790 vacation days !

ICE should visit each of his golf clubs and kidnap all the immigrants.

Trumps dear mother or his currently beloved wife?

I'd rather they hold their employers responsible for hiring "illegal immigrants" in the first place.

Did Trump trade in his MAGA hat for a white USA cap?

Drugs. Uh, I mean medication, I meant to write medication.

He released the JFK and we found nothing new. Why is he afraid the the Epstein files? Haha

It would expose the extortion ring trump and epstein were running on VIP's and rich folk ........ underaged Models and hidden cameras.

I am only thankful he isn’t coming to MAL for now. We have our little slice of historic paradise back only to be bombarded with cruel ICE raids. Protest, but remain peaceful.

Adderall

Drugs.

💩🏠

6. Rigorous typing @ Truth Social for his Posts @ 24/7.

🖕

Thank God he’s so lazy — he’d do even more damage

Oops, did I repost this another 3,368 times?

Don't forget that the NJ club also scored a 32/100 for a food safety inspection this week as well.

Looks like he at least found his way to the limo this time

Must be a challenge..😅😂

Sounds like he's having a very bad breakup, and is in denial. Just wish we weren't paying the price of his relationship.

3.5) Applied too much face paint.

George, Trump is an old man and getting older by the minute.

Wasting more tax payer money

Now if he'll just flatline due to his terrible health, then it will be great week.

Must be Mickey Ds and Diet Coke. He doesn't have to worry about his health due to having no heart and only enough brain to flap his mouth. I suspect he has a body double lurking.

He's a lazy git who has never done a day's work in his white privileged life. He's happy to let his Nazi goon squad pull the strings from behind as long as his tiny, fragile ego is stroked.

I know, right? Even at his age 😂

A rigorous amount of scheduling around his "nappy nap" times.

Filet o fish and Diet Coke.

This is what happens when you let bullies go unchecked.

I hope he put the 5 things he did this week in an email to DOGE.

Complained about the Auto Pen could be at least 99 so there is 1 out of your 5 if they must be 5 different things!! 🤭

He is one big beautiful POS 💩

😮😮

6. Continued to be TACO🌮

He’s a lying pig …

Another 3.4 million tax dollars for a single golf outing. And MAGA cult members brag that Donald Trump donates his annual presidential pay to charity.

He only did that for a while in the first term. But he stopped when he didn't get enough praise. The expenditure for his & his family travel & security detail, including trips to his own properties to promote them, & international holidays, were so expensive, they exceeded the budget in a few months

The MAGA cult followers are still praising their king over it.

"He donates it all!" You mean you believe, really believe deep down and with all your heart that donald j trump, the man *who is not allowed to operate a charity due to fraud in NY state* donates all of his salary to an organisation which doesn't, through some circuitous route full of nefarious...

... people committing various and sundry financial crimes make it back to shells of subsidiaries of some form of trump/kushner holdings, boy do I have a hugely profitable ice cream stand on Denali for sale. * "you" the maga collective faithful that believe the bullshit. Not like, you personally 💜

They are probably told that lie over and over on far-right maga Fox entertainment propaganda lie shows.

Trump golfs while America riots. I couldn't despise this man more if I tried.

Selling a car you already paid for doesn’t hurt Tesla. It’s like thinking it will hurt the grocery store if you eat the food you bought there.

That was after a morning of two hours in his hair and makeup chair , and one hour of Fox News watching...

He has dementia, if you don’t believe me transcribe what he says. Time to take the keys away!

Wait he went to Bedminster? Didn't they just get a 35/100 on their food inspection? Let him go and eat his heart out

Useless since the day he was born.

3 and 4 could be combined. That’s why.

No wonder he has to stay up all night rage texting from the toilet. What a buy boy.