Please 🙏

Whoops, sorry I see you left PEI in Canada.

Nope, atlantic Canada doesn't want anything to do with the map you show, Nova Scotia, New Brunswick and PEI will not ever be part of divided states of America. Thanks but no thanks.

Unintentionally my bad for not including them correctly. My apologies to those provinces.

Would absolutely love to be Canada's 11th province!

Yes, please

Better hurry up before Denmark buys California though.

ICE ETHNIC CLEANSING IS UNLAWFUL & VILE. GESTAPO ABDUCTION & DETENTION are ILLEGAL REGARDLESS if done at trump's behest. CALL IT WHAT IT IS E_T_H_N_I_C CLEANSING from maniacal trump, a failed megalomanic. IT IS trump's AUTOCRACY and the END of DEMOCRACY, IF we ALLOW IT and are SILENT!!!

Dear Canada, I see you looking at those Sequoias. I promise you, you can't get maple syrup out of them. We've tried.

I suspect that the puzzle piece on the right (VT and NH) would like to have that offer as well.

Good thing Jen doesn't speak for all of us. No thanks. Gangs and guns are not adoptable

Please yes!!!

Don't forget the northeast that borders Canada

Dear Canada please adopt Minnesota as well we promise to behave.

🇨🇦 here - actually we'd be happy with just the Alaska panhandle 😀

There’s lots of Good places and people in the states. We want the whole thing! Infiltration with peace, love, education, GUN CONTROL, universal health care. Red flannel, touques and politeness. 🇨🇦 🇺🇸. Take care eh! 11 province Bud. 👍🏻

Personally I’d like a partition where Canada gets the northern half of the country and Mexico gets the southern half

After further consideration... No.

Add Texas and you've got a movie.

Please add the Northeast

California can become it's own country. They have the third largest economy in the world after USA in total and China. If it succeeds from the US, it is a superpower no longer.

come join us, we have free healthcare

LOL

Add in Minnesota, Wisconsin, Maryland, Maine …..

NY

Colorado here. We want in.

And the top part of Illinois

Don't forget very blue New Mexico!

I’ve been wondering if T is going to push thru an EO changing New Mexico to New America. Nothing shocks me anymore.

Had the same thought!

And probably rhode island and a bit of the eastern coast.

Yay!

Wisconsin can stay.

New England will be soooo jealous.

FUCK THAT! You can't just magically leave the rest of us to Gilead......we are a COUNTRY! FIGHT FOR ALL OF US.

Lets put it to a vote! Live in Washington state!

As a Canadian, it seems a bit unfair that we don't give up anything in return, so we'll give you Alberta to sweeten the deal.

Can New Jersey join in on that offer? I'd love to live in a country with universal healthcare, and that's currently not being threatened by its own government.

Me, being from Missouri with no real options to leave, knowing everyone hates me.

Hey, what’s wrong with NY state?? (please)

The rest of us want to join Canada too!

Accepted! except can we get Navada into Canada as well? .. Jake Bro is there somewhere

No thanks, I'd rather three states form their own country if we're leaving the US.

I’m in!!

That would suck for Drumpf as especially when he realizes it will kill his economy.

Michigan! Don't forget Michigan! Do it for our great lakes!

We love Michigan. Minnesota is also welcome

Oh but you have to take Wisconsin as well.

And Minnesota

I was thinking that but did not want to presume. 😊

We do have our border battles, but I love Wisconsin.

My brother owned a camping resort in Osseo just across the river. I know what good state battles look like.

Put Minnesota in there too, I mean Canada and Minnesota are besties after all.

We've got a lot of rednecks here in Oregon who want to merge OR and Idaho. Not sure Canada's going to want them.

Send them to Ohio!

Reminder: CA, OR, and WA have enough money and people to be their own new country. They don’t need to join Canada or Mexico. #Calexit #Cascadia

* Education: 45+ universities (Stanford, Caltech, UW, UO). * Life Expectancy: ~80 years (similar to Germany or the UK). * Tech Leadership: Home to Apple, Microsoft, Amazon, Google, Nike, Intel. * Global Innovation Index: Would likely rank #1–#3 (competing with Switzerland/Singapore).

Cascadia (CA+OR+WA) as an independent country: * Population: 51.1 million (#29 globally, between Colombia & South Korea). * Economy: $4.2 trillion GDP — #4 worldwide (larger than India/UK). * Land area: 567,000 km² (#46, near Kenya’s size). * A global innovation and economic powerhouse.

Pacifica.

You're doing their work for them-- you realize that don't you?

CASCADIA uNITED!

However and whatever it takes to secede, let’s do it.

It’s like being in an abusive relationship. They would never let us go find happiness and prosperity on our own.

#Cascadia

Zero percent chance Canadians would ever agree to this. It would make Americans the majority of the "new" Canada. So dream on, it will never happen.

Trim off the eastern parts of Oregon and Washington to cut some of the population. They are MAGA anyway.

Same for California, carve out the Central Valley. But keep the mountains!

Please don’t leave Las Vegas behind 😭

Nah, it should be its own nation called Pacifica.

oi don't leave me behind please, I want in too.

Must move back to California.

Yes please!😎

Wait…..you left out New York🤣😅😂

Goodbye America! Hello California, Canada! 🍁🏖️

Thanks for the offer, but no thanks. We already have a nice country here and we’re going to keep fighting for it. It’s nothing we cannot fix.

Could we....click and drag Colorado and New Mexico a little way further west?

LET'S DO IT!!@

Take North Jersey, too, but not South Jersey.

Yes please!

I'm in!

kindly take new york with you 🙏

Wouldn't that be secession, which needs to be agreed with the federal government? The Orange Buffoon would never agree to that and see it as a reason for troops to march into those states. So, don't get your hopes up.

Please...

Hawaii was British until it was stolen by the Americans.

We British stole lots of places that didn't belong to us, and we deserve to be more ashamed than we are; but I rather thought Hawaii was an independent nation before the American colonisation?

It was a protectorate of the British.

I stand corrected. Thanks. Blooming British. Now I've properly googled it and seen the dates: it's about the same time as we were invading China to force them to buy highly addictive narcotics, and strip-mining India of its huge resources. Though after we'd stopped enslaving people to grow sugar. 😢

Wasn't Texas stolen from the Mexicans?

You could make a case for adding the Eastern seaboard from Maine to Maryland as well.

This is a great idea, let's do it.

There goes the "sea to shining sea," and so much of the other bullshit we were fed about our once great country -- "With freedom and liberty for all," for instance.

Check your history, it was never freedom and liberty for all… just privilege white guys.

You are literally correcting me when I already wrote: "...and so much of the other bullshit we were fed about our once great country -- "With freedom and liberty for all," for instance. I literally already said that was bullshit.

This isn't really true. The constitution of the United States was structured to promote freedom and liberty for all. The problem is people. That was always the problem. It was the problem then, and the problem now. Few governments were better structured to resist our own worst impulses.

Better structured …. allowing a convicted felon and impeached dufus to remain as president?

Plus Hawaii 🍍

Hawaii should be it's own Indigenous sovereign nation as it was before 1959. Colonizers go home. #LandBack includes Hawaii too.

EXCUSE ME, Massachusetts (you know, the birthplace of the Revolution, the 1st state to legalize gay marriage and the only state in the US where EVERY COUNTY went for Harris?) would like a word.

The poor choices for women that did not Legitimately Earn the nomination and refused to denounce Genocide, is not a selling point. "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984. And you did just exactly that.

Ok... let's start unpacking this word vomit 1) Kamala openly stated that Israel was committing genocide in Gaza. FYI... Trump is giving Gaza to Israel. 2) the Dem delegates voted Kamala to be the nominee- this is SOP in such events like someone dropping out or dying prior to the Dem convention

Can the Northeast join too please

New England/New York, too.

We'll gladly take New England as well.

Hey, don't forget us in New England and New York! We would love to be the 11th province!

From Oregon, thank you dear Canada!

While I think this is cute and funny, please don't play into the White Christian Nationalist Supremacist dream of Gilead becoming a reality. I just finished watching that show, it's still too fresh in my memory.

I'm in AZ... Can we join?

I would suggest moving across the state line.

I didn't think Americans realize how many major changes they'd have to make if they became part of Canada. For one, we have much stricter gun laws

I'm fine with it.

Oh we definitely know and we are good with it. ❤️

Will Dudley Do-Right be part of the Welcoming committee? 😁

How wild would it be if Alberta joined the US, not as the 51st state, but as the new 48th?

I would be happy to take Canada up on their offer 😊🇨🇦

NY here - What about Us!!

Niagara Falls, NY is already 'here'...

If the US can have the isolated state of Alaska, can Canada have the Isolated province of New Mexico? Asking for a friend.

I think New York would wish to join too - the city, perhaps not the state. Bring it on, let's cut those redneck freeloaders off for good!

We have cookies and maple syrup

Please add Ohio!

Michigan too, please!!

Oh my God please 🙏

Add in NY the Canadians have better beer.

Sounds great. Clearly the US doesn't want us west coasters.

Take colorado with you, please

At this point i hope Texas joins in.

Texas would never. These rednecks would kirk out. I was raised in Dallas, I live in a lil redneck town near Houston.. .but I was born in the Bay area of California. If California secedes. . .I will claim birthright citizenship and move there immediately.

Being from California myself, I would gladly take that offer.

Count me in, Northern California.

counter offer :)

Don’t forget Minnesota, please!!

Sound like a plan!

Include Minnesota, please?

Can Illinois come too? Please?

I promise to watch every episode of Degrassi Junior High. <3

Texas refugees? Please?

Perfect

Please take Vermont and Massachusetts, too!

Please save NY too please!!!!

It would make geographical sense if Alaska was part of Canada too.

Hey, what about Massachusetts, don’t we get a chance to join too?

MA is a bunch of Canadians cosplaying as Americans. Get your asses in here. Freaking Massachusetts nice, New York is just going to kick in the door and scream I'M HERE BITCHES 😂

I would move there in a second

If you aren't including Minnesota in this, it's a non-starter.

Please include Maine… PLEASE!

C'mon, how about Arizona?

Where do I sign?

The Canadian Provincial States of America, has a nice ring to it... 😁

No, just no. Canada is fine as it is.

Make the deal!

This cannot happen! At least not until I move to that area. It can be sold to Trump as a way to increase the chances Republicans could maintain congressional majorities and the White House.

Wish they included illinios

I’m just saying, let all the blue states join Canada, and leave the crazies to their nightmare.

You do have some bad takes. Thanks for spitting on the majority of Americans. At least you don't claim that all Americans should have equal rights.

Um, Minnesotan here. Can we get in on this deal?? Xoxo

Take NH with you 😭

If that happens I'm packing up and immediately moving to one of those three states.

The abusive spouse is the one who should get kicked out. Go ahead and secede, Jesusland. We won't try to stop you this time.

I’d definitely move to California then

Hey- Don't forget NY!! www.amazon.com/Can-11th-Can...

I like this map better:

Original mexico border? Hell yeah.

I would be so okay with becoming a part of Canada

Elbows Up California!!!!

Can Michigan join too? We've already got big, beautiful bridges to join our two lands.

Heck, throw Minnesota in there, too!

Tell Canada to take New England, New York, and New Jersey with them, too! We need out!

How you going to do Illinois like that?

+ canada joins the EU

😂

Wait, can you put Illinois on the Canada list?

And please don't overlook Colorado.

Maybe they will accept Wisconsin as well

Makes sense for California, but I’d feel a little sorry for the people left behind in the rest of the USA

If this happens, I am DEFINITELY moving back home to California!!!

Why did they leave out Michigan?😢

Yes please! TAKE US NOW!

It's Broken States, not United States.

Wouldn't that be nice. Drive to Mexico without leaving Canada.

Add New York and most of New England.

Please take Maine as well!

New Yorkers want in!!!

Can the northeast come too? Asking for a friend.

Ecotopia NOW!

I'd emigrate.

Please include Maryland!

Yes please

At this point, I don't see why anyone would be against this. MAGA hates the left coast, because they see them at so extremely liberal. However, the love the tax money... Hmmmm...

MAGA wants to subjugate the west coast and punish the liberals, not just tell them to fuck off. The only way this works is if Canada promises to retaliate with nukes if the federal govt tries to do so.

Hmm Canada does not have nukes? 🤔

Not many countries have nukes. No we don't have any as Canada signed onto the nuclear non proliferation treaty in 1968.

We have a few. Not as much as the US.

Since when? All I could find was that Canada hosted a couple of US nukes until 1984.

I think we got one in the 90s. But it’s been a while since I saw the information. Its fully possible for I’m off base.

It doesn’t? Well. Fuck.

It’s be suicide, don’t sweat it.

They could always get some from the UK.

Let's do this! We can go back for the stragglers (Illinois, MN, Pennsylvania, New England) later!!

Let’s add Nevada too please 😬🤞🏼

You guys need to start the join Canada movement in California. Fly the 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 flags 😆 😆

Please include New York!

Canada, set a course for the EU, warp factor 9. 🍁

Dear Canada, I would love to be part of your newest province. We would be the slow one that doesn't speak French and keeps referring to the provinces as states. But we would be pretty stoked about it once we found out that hockey is a contact sport.

Yes please

👍

Not anyone else's decision to make, really. #LandBack

Amen.

Not a bad offer, but it did belong to Mexico first. Along with a bunch of other Indigenous Land. #LandBack

Yes please

Y'all really cant wait to abandon everyone in red states who have had their votes suppressed.

Can New England join too?

You must take Minnesota too. No west coast state will provide the number of skilled hockey players Canada demands, and it would resolve the soft dispute over that little piece of land up by Minnesota’s cowlick.

TBH, I'm starting to think the idea of a national divorce might work. There'd need to be a system set up first to allow people to move to the side that they want to be in first though. Something like a prisoner exchange.

I wanna be a Bloody Canadian!!! :)

I know, right....eh. I was born in MI and used to go over to Windsor regularly just to hang out.

This Canadian welcomes the three named states, but with one proviso: I gather that Sacramento is a viper's nest of conservatism, so residents of that city and environs will have to take a woke test. If they can't or won't supply their pronouns, they can take their chances with Mad King Donald.

As a Nevadan take us too. Maybe just Vegas. Don’t want those Californian tourists having to cross a border

Americans are pretty fond of Canada, I see

Can Delaware come too?

And michigan please

Spent time in Wilmington...

Michigan? 😬🙏📿

Voted Trump, so um... no. Love Gretchen, though.

P.s. I guess I’ll just have to move to California then.

Yeah Gretchen does rock!🤘❤️🤘 I actually don’t think we did vote for Tangerine Palpatine. electiontruthalliance.org/eta youtu.be/eqVdey5QYI0?...

Ouch! 😬

If the Soviet Union can break up so can we. Cascadia, New England, Texas and Shithole - I mean the rest of the US.

I'm ready for the gay socialist Republic of Texas

Pls add Illinois!

I soooooo want this to happen. My allegiance is disrupted.

That would make Canada the world's leading economy & give the West Coast Socialized Medicine....a win win

It would be easy to take us too! -Love, Michigan

Yeah! We’re Canada’s daughter 😊

Already claimed you in the name of Ontario. Same with NY, IL, and WI. You're good, friend!

I’m okay this. Washington state part of canada yeah!

I think Canada would be pleased to consider becoming America’s mullet.

Nope, the US is our underpants.

Nice.

Can we include Massachusetts please?

i wish canada would buy alaska

Please don’t leave New England behind!!!

Take New York too please!

Canada also swipes right. ON will take MI, IL, MN. No GOP states need apply.

Family means Ohana Ohana means no one gets left behind or forgotten. This will be a lesson in learning about the power of forgiveness. youtu.be/bMAoOGnw9qQ

Take NY! Please 😭

Here is an offer for the Canadian people.

I'll move there!

Please 🙏 take all of New England too!

And at least the Philly area. Pennsyltucky is on it's own

I get this as a Chicago person. Chicago area comes with, leave the bottom of the state

NY state is largely like that, too.

I figure we can take most of the Great Lakes region too

Minnesota Wisconsin Michigan and Northern Illinois: that'd be a good swath.

God yes please!!

It’s fun to imagine, but it would be terrible for nearly everyone. The population of California is more than all of Canada, and these three states combined would **completely** dominate Canadian politics, likely forever. And there are a lot of Rs in those states!

That said, we would be very happy to claim George and Brad Takei as our own; we just need to pass a law that George and Shatner aren’t allowed in the same Province at the same time 🤣

Works for me here in CA. I'd love to be part of Baja Canada.

Can this map please include Illinois?

Feeling more and more possible

I don’t think any state will join Canada EVER. We have very strict gun laws and too many Americans are brainwashed into believing they NEED their guns. Sorry!

Well, they might some day. From an empirical view, I don't see how that's deniable. Either way, looking at Canada and the mass sweeping bans going on right now over next to no crime (while smuggling thrives) they're right not to buy into OUR gun control

Can we just go ahead and add the top third of the country to Canada? And I do mean “top third” in more than one sense.

We West Coasters accept Canada's proposal!!!!

Can we add New England as well?

You left VT out.

"Baja Canada"

Please take Michigan, too!