Hearing “Thank you for your attention to this matter” in that voice split my side 😂 😂 😂 😂

Newsome is definitely owning this, of course he knew it was coming and has been preparing since November.

@gavinnewsom.bsky.social - you need to post these in places other than the hellsite!

I think that Newsome is bucking for a favorable support base for a run for president... He will never be president!! He's proven to be another right wing establishment democrat, and we're done with establishment democrats!!! If the DNC doesn't allow the progressive to be the nominee, they will lose!

You go Devin! tRump is deranged!

The hypocrisy is staggering.

Perfect 👌🏻

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"The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed..."

I wouldn't want to be Barbra Streisand if it does rain on his parade, especially if rebels pour washing up liquid in the barrels of his tanks.

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Where are you Cassion?

Dear Mr. Takei, Your false & defamatory post is causing my client grievous reputational, pecuniary and emotional harm. Demand is hereby made for immediate recantation and retraction. Please be repressed accordingly. Resentfully, Darth Shapiro, Esq. Counsel for Emperor Palpatine

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Yep

I’d say Palpatine looks more like RFK Jr.

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That was unconscionable. They're called *less* lethal rounds for a reason. They could have killed her just for trying to go home.

Oh yes. Keep it up Gavin

Love it!!

Ian McDiarmid would probably have been happy to do this, with Lucas’ blessing. Disney, though…

THIS is bloody brilliant!!! {thanks Ron Weasley}

“Let’s send more Marines into LA.”

For sure uglier with each evil thing he does and that's several a day

Chef’s kiss

Especially when you compare it to the side view of him stumbling up the stairs.

This is hilarious!!😂

🤣🤣🤣 OMG - DonOld is going to be pissed.

The problem is that maga loves the empire

Even with prosthetics, Trump still wears more makeup. I hear we have a manliness crisis, says the guy with orange makeup, the guy with purty eyelashes, and the guy with the first makeup room at the Pentagon. The only crisis I see is Trump doesn't know how to blend.

Newsom’s SM team is killing it!

Palpatine aged better!

This is the way

I love it! 💙

With the parade this weekend, and its pride month, we should all be referring to it as "The Trump Pride Parade". Please use this when you talk about it.

Brilliant!

Showtime at the Kennedy Center. ‘Les Miserable’ playing. You can just feel the love

Ha! It’s a million dollars to touch that thumb!

Sick burn. 😆

How do we get back to the timeline where DJT is waxing Marty's car instead of ruining the government?

Crispin Glover, akshually

Yeah, but not many would recognize George by name—should've just said McFly. It was Marty who called Biff out on his lie about the second coat, which is on-brand.

I meant that it was George who clocked Biff in BTTF 1, not Marty.

Michael J Fox needs to put his lights out.

He does quite often seem to be spouting manure.

God, I hope so soon. This is all just so fucking exhausting.

You know every morning, I wake up hoping for “the good news”.

Share and reference often. Americans are be bombarded by multiple foreign governments - and the Republican Party - by propaganda. Six foreign nations meddled in 2020 U.S. election, including the cartels.

And that applies to many “friendlies” as well, albeit to a lesser degree. I am getting exhausted by the arm chair, navel gazing, anarchists!

I don't know. Palpatine is much better looking.

Epic clap back, the other dems need to learn this.

Why are people celebrating this? People are suffering, he's making memes. He should be in LA protecting his citizens.

He *is* protecting his citizens. From Orangepatine...

It really is

I tend to discount what Trump says because he says so many outrageous things That’s dangerous because it masks the underlying intent Hearing them in a more serious tone, with the evil intent laid bare, is shocking 😳

It was a perfect use to emphasize the words in the speech…

Clever people are better at mocking. All dumbasses have is 'I love libtard tears' followed by 😂😂😂. To them this represents a work equal to Tolstoy.

The dumbasses are googling 'Tolstoy' at this point.

Fight fire with fire!

Accurate!

I believe it’s known as fighting fire with fire. And it works.

Keep it coming!! We need this!!

Well, psychopathic dictators always look and sound the same...

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damn straight! if felon can easily play dirty, so can we (but not easily unless we have to 😉)

Nice one Governor Newsom

I couldn’t love this more hahaha

Turns out it was Trump screaming the loudest this whole time and Palpatine was just getting a bad rap.

Pretty brilliant.

Newsome understands the game that must be played here.

Brilliant!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂

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This is exactly how to defeat Trump. Mock him, make clear how evil and pathetic he is even to his hard to reach supporters. Emperor Palpatine is not winning popularity contests. Brilliantly done.

Hilarious

From this……..to this…

Didn’t cheeto remember that Hollywood means California, not Florida? All the movie sets are there.

The Emperor looks better.

"'THANK YOU, PRESIDENT TRUMP, YOU ARE SO WONDERFUL. WE WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT YOU, SIR'." This guy needs therapy. Thank you? Sure. You are so wonderful. OK, that's a stretch. We would be nothing without you? Alright pump the brakes there skip.

It was so good and so accurate

Brilliant!!!

I would prefer a more dignified discourse between U.S. pols, but I guess that train sailed long ago. MAGA wants to play in the mud.

Not mud.

MAGA has no dignity.

@georgetakei.bsky.social Could you please ask @gavinnewsom.bsky.social or his staff to repost at @gavinnewsom.bsky.social for those of us who left X/Twitter? He has +200k followers but no activity. Thanks! 🙂

Newsom, AOC, Bernie, Al Greene... Leaders of USA like these will crush the regime. Canadian here who supports Ukraine and raises up the downtrodden till my dying day.

Meanwhile, Stephen Miller = Bald Nyder.

Gavin is winning!!!

OMG…….that’s the best response to Jabba the Hutt, EVER!! Of course, I’m a HUGE Star Wars fan!! Andor……must see…..sooo relevant to this time. Sorry George😘💕

Can’t we just toss trump into the sand worm on Tatooine?

I agree, it totally works.

2025 - The defendant, an emotionally-stunted man-child, is arguing that there is an invasion in Los Angeles 2024 - The defendant, an emotionally-stunted man-child, argued immigrants were eating cats and dogs. I think it prudent to order a neurological evaluation of defendant.

This is beautiful. And really, really smart messaging.

I love this for the orange buffoon!!! 😂😂😂😂

PM🇨🇦Carney compared him to Voldemort!!

I always thought Rick Scott looked like Voldemort. Not that it really matters as Trump and Scott are both evil as shit.

He’s a reptoid

You're SO correct! Scott's face is so sunken and gaunt, and def has horror film vibes. Can only imagine the skeletons in his backyard.

There’s also this in the family tree…

The inbred spawn of Trump and Voldemort!

Ack! My eyes1

Pls explain. I'm Cdn!

I was responding to Flash

K, ty!

Ack! Next time put a content warning on this!

It's funny that Bat Boy is more pleasant to look at than those 2 freaks...

That is some serious DNA damage 😎

I'm glad idk who those 2 are!

Trump’s sons

Phew! Didn't recognize them. Thought it may have been someone on thread and didn't wanna be rude, in case. No words for those dumbfuck scammer freakkks. Oy.

You're all so funny!! 🤣🤣🤣

Trump looks sick!!!

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No one has picked up this story, assuming it’s false or?

It's a lawsuit. A lawsuit to get a recount going. It's nothing conclusive. The title is clickbait. Right now there is NO evidence of election 'rigging.' However there IS evidence of good ole' fashioned election SUPPRESSION. www.gregpalast.com/trump-lost-v...

omg 😎🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The emperor looked better and can string a sentence together.

trump is not smart to speak that well!!

Bit of an insult to Palpatine to be fair.

Normally a Sith lord’s power depends on the Force. In this case he is forced to use Depends

Difference is, one looks like due to the after effects of a fierce battle with the leader of the Jedi council. What’s Trump’s excuse?

did emperor Palpatine wear diapers also ?

Emperor Poopatime

DJT would look better with a hood covering that thing on his head

AI EMPEROR PALPATINE for WH Communications Director! REAL evil this time! Not that fake evil with the simpering faux-Xtrian! *(cue Star Wars Empire music)

Palpatine looks less evil.

Newsom; NO MORE MR NICE GUY. Dems need one of those. Fast.

Palpatine is less pig-eyed

Wonderful!