Trump is geniunely a moron and a menace, but most importantly he's authentically a moron and a menace. Vance is a fraud pretending to be a moron and a menace. And every American knows it.

My worry is that there's a malevolent intelligence behind the mask of stupidity. I'm not saying there is, but I am saying that it's a thought that has crossed my mind more than once. Nerds bled when I was in high school, so I worked very, very hard to hide my intelligence -- it's not that hard.

* worked diligently. It's not hard, but you always have to make sure that the mask doesn't slip. That's how you ate steel railing. Ontario in the 80s and early 90s was something...

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He just does whatever makes no sense.

Again, l am forced to apologize for my state.

Do you think they follow the plot? 🤣

Vance is 100% awful cringe…

It’s a celebration of ignorance that he thinks makes him look tough but, to no one’s surprise, just makes him look like a knob.

He is just reviving comedy.

Listen Jimmy Dipshit, you can’t make a joke and sell it when you are a joke. js

He's the joke

he doesn't have any other kind of look

Idiot. Hard to say which one is the bigger idiot... Trump or eyeliner boy.

Everything that round faced, fascist couch-fucker does is cringe.

Oh come on, has he ever been a “good look” when his mouth moves!

Even when it doesn’t 😏

The play should have been: A Man For All Treasons (my bad, Seasons).

#CouchFucker

His hillbilly is showing.

The Yale Law School graduate is trying to pretend to be uneducated again. There are no people in his administration that aren't grifters and charlatans. yaledailynews.com/blog/2024/10...

If JD wants to tell a joke then he can go "I'm JD Vance!" And then wait for people to laugh!

The VP should stick to humping couches

Glad to hear that the queens showed up and some cast members quit.

Is it possible for him to look good? I’m skeptical.

not after he sexually molested the couch, nope not happening!

Looking into it. Big if true 👁️👄👁️

He is socially inept to the point of dangerous because there is no bar low enough and he thinks it’s great

None of them can read a room…

JD is the real joke!!

It is peak cringe whenever this ‘person’ tries to human

Vance is the joke

PATHETIC! Usha too

JD is the least funny and charismatic person in the world

Fucking embarrassment

... also, he's not funny

he attended with second lady Usha. trump attended with 4th lady Melania... but who's counting?

DUMBASS.

JD needs to learn that if you have to try to explain your “joke” after it falls flat…then it really wasn’t funny to begin with. Better to move quickly on. He also needs to learn that for most of us, he is really the joke in the first place.

Joke make jokes?

Since Vance is Catholic does he think his wife is going to hell for being Hindu? Just curious.

He doesn’t see their kids as THEIR kids, just HER kids. Which says a lot.

When did the couch fucker say that? 😆

In some press conference he referred to his own kids as “his wife’s kids” or said something to the effect of “my wife and her kids.”

Now are they actually his kids or is he a stepfather? All i really know about the guy is that he wears eyeliner and his best friend is a gay man that hates gay people.

I just looked it up. Looks like JD’s the daddy.

Friggin' Couch Humper!

😂😂😂😂

They are his kids when they need to be white. They are hers when they are brown.

He apologizes for her not being white so he probably does think she's going to Hell.

I only see a dweeb showing how small his dick gets when he thinks of his wife...

This dude can’t be left alone to visit a pope or even order donuts. It’s distressing to think this technoChristoFascist is a heartbeat away from being coronated as the next MAGA tyrant

That guy really gives me the creeps. He should quit trying to be humorous, he obviously lacks the ability to be so; all his funny genes were attacked and eaten by his nasty genes.

Bowman thought it was a Heritage Society political plan to oppress Americans. Two thumbs up his ass, by Peter Theil. Hi Uncle George!!

He’s a child playing dress-up. Lol

Is he trying to do a Nathan Fillion impression?

They are soooo dumb. I’ve seen it in 3 countries and 4 States. He’s not just stupid but lacks culture. I see we need to keep the entire administration in a cage, with NO communication to any other country for the remainder of these four years.

Fuck that asshole

JD's pic is next to "anus" in the dictionary.

Funny as explaining to your wife that it’s multi-drug resistant gonorrhoea

You can take the Hillbilly out of the mountains, but he's still just a classless hillbilly.

I do not think the hillbillies will even claim that POS

JD doesn’t have a good look.

he will with a prison number or a plot number.

JD just looks bad. How is he doing buying up the MAGA farms so far? His boyfriend backer must just love him!

JD was avoiding his partnership with a convicted Crime Boss that has decided to have a different sort of revolution. Perhaps.

Dummy

Vance is as unsubstantial as dry ice.

Don't quit your day job, JD.

And, he is next in line to the presidency. And then, there is the next guy....what a mess.

🤢🤮💩

Every look he has is bad

I honestly don’t even want to see whatever the fuck it is. We all know he sucks donkey balls. That’s the point of this, right? To discredit? He can do that all day erry day, fuck

Also a bad look for that couch fucking nazi:

Vance wants to be a junior conman👍

I hate the word cringe. But for JD Vance, it's appropriate.

youtu.be/1q82twrdr0U?...

To him, Deliverance was a documentary about home life...

He’s just so cringe.

Does this thing have any GOOD looks?

The guyliner definitely adds to his look. What is it with leaders of the GOP and their love of makeup? The irony is that they hate drag queens too!

Such a loser

JD is very bad on jokes.

He can't even say Les Miserables (sorry, can't find the special characters)

He knows he can’t appear to be better educated than his audience of 1.

"JD Vance= peak cringe" There. I simplified their headline for them. 😂

Don’t speak! You’re only there to not certify the election in 2028 if the democrats win.

Does he have a good look? Seriously.

Gurrll! Baby boy can't even do eyeliner right!

He's pretty consistent in looking like a fucking moron whenever he opens his mouth.

Or when his mouth is closed

If you close one eye, then the other, he doesn't look that bad.

Love it! 😄😄👍🏻

Remember the couch?

Everything he says and does shows his total cringiness.

Shit cheeks stfu

Is he ever a good look?

As a cringe person, I, and every other cringe person, do not associate with JD Vance.

Between a rock and a hard place: Vance becoming President to replace TACO Trump? Definitely not an upgrade 👎👎👎.

Poking fun at yourself only works if you are self-aware and moderately charming. He's neither, and hilariously he made himself look stupid to the people he was dying to impress at Lincoln Center and the magas will hate him more bc he went to a fancy-pants play like a coastal elite. What a loser.

People should know when they are not funny. I know that about myself.

Everything about him is complete CRINGE 😑

They have no good looks. They are fucking nazis.

Literally everything he does is a bad look.

A pig in a tuxedo

Seriously, no one would even know who this guy was if he didn't have his lips permanently stapled to Trump's keester.

The "barber" would definitely invite JD to his parlor. And if you listen to the song properly, Vance probably wouldn't even be the grossest thing Mrs. Lovett baked into her pies.

Idiot

He's such an awful person.

Peak Cringe sort of on brand for him

I think that’s what his masters focused on (cringe)

J.D. Vance working hard to make Trump look like a stable genius.

The vice president of the United States is posting that he is *proud of being ignorant.* I just ... come on, man. This isn't a funny, humanising anecdote like 'oh no, I got dressed in the dark and wore one black shoe and one navy shoe!' This is straight-up embarrassing.

Not a JDFV fan here (by any means), but I am puzzled. Looks like it was a dumb joke (any sort of dumb joke any husband might share with his wife) on twitter (never calling it x). So why is this "cringe"? Because it was Les Miserable? The thing upper-class folks cherish because it's "art"?

hes not as funny as he thinks he is

The couch fucker thinks he’s a normal person.

Yale graduate desperately wants these folks to think he’s one of them. And they probably will fall for it.

The thread seems to follow JD’s Google AI search for a good comeback line. Happened while Trump was snoring and farting and Melania was using smelling salts.

The joke is on Vance

No the joke is vance.

This man really needs to stop making jokes. He isn’t funny and he is not a comedian.

He is an idiot, just like his handler 🤯

Does anyone like JD?

nope, I doubt even his momma likes him.

How this fella has a career in politics is beyond me, every time he says something it sounds weak or stupid. Well I'm not an American so maybe it's a cultural issue.

He is three peak cringes stacked in a trench coat.

🙄 He knew enough that there's some thing about a barber who murders people, so this was just a worn joke.

Cringe factor Gervais exceeded.

Nobody likes you JD tiny pants.

JD seen here using the fingers of his right hand to show the length of his penis

This the guy who creeped everyone out ordering donuts?

Yup! And promptly made fun of on several late-night shows.

The "I'm JD Vance and I'm running for Vice-President" reply, "Okay" was CLASSIC!

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Somebody ask Trump what the play was about PLEASE!

he said "haha, you'll have to ask melania about that"

I don't know that I have the time /patience to even listen to his answer.

Did he even know the plot?

And just like that, he killed theater.

What a fucking moron. Size him up for the guillotine !

Of course he'd make an awkward joke - he plays the hillbilly when it suits him, but he's smart enough for Le Mis to make him uncomfortable.

Yes, but I think he's being honest about how long he thinks six inches is