This feels a bit like a Ship of Theseus kind of situation.

Yes, did you see that new Fallout show on Prime? Basically a ghoul.

She murdered a puppy. What else do you need to know?

Classic example of “Mar-a-Lago face.”

What has she done ... 😱 The horrors of trying to look 25 when you're an 873-year-old bitch.

All MAGA uses the same plastic surgeon that wanted to be Barbie when he was a little boy, but his daddy made him be Ken.

Mar-a-lago face is a real and disturbing thing. It's how the show fealty to their Furher other than on their knees.

Still 100% more attractive than democrat women!

too much botox fillers surgery plastic complicit and illicit and illegal

Does it also affect your ability to feel emotions??

She’s probably had enough to do that too.

Not a good change

The world famous Mar A Lago Barbie makeover.

That's an insult to Barbie. She never murdered a dog and bragged about it.

Or cheated on her husband! Sure, she never got married but you get what I'm saying.

Is there another word for UGLY as HELL????

It’s like the effect when u put a pantyhose over your head and pull it off.

ICE is out harvesting new skin suits for the bug people.

Generic female MAGA face.

The same person after spending the summer in Uncanny Valley maybe.

Fascism is stupid.

Evil is banal.

Maralago face

😳

She MAGA-ificated herself.

So sad. She WAS beautiful. Why the hell do people do this? I guess she wanted to lol the part? 🙄

So was Kimberly, woman came into my store, had maralago face and fake boobs, couldn't look at her. It was hideous

Pillow face! She looks horrible just like her character

So creepy.

The original mar-o logo make-over prototype!

Awww 😥 Don't diss Janice, please!

When I was little, I'd planned to name one of my future children Janice 😄

Do not insult this queen of rock and roll by comparing her to the lizard person wearing the secretary’s skin

A clone?

Yikes

Is that gender affirming care?

Knife crime - something should be done about it ...

Both have those dogkiller eyes.

She's been MAGAtized.

They really do have a “look” now. Women who have had so much plastic surgery they look plastic and the men competing to see who can wear the most orange makeup!

I believe this has actually been called "Mar-A-Lago face"

Wait until they wake up to the fact that it's all gender affirming care.

I had a bit of an eating disorder whoopsie [back on track now] and lost a significant amount of weight. I've been maintaining my weight for 6 months more or less -yay me!- and I'm still trying to get used to the way my face looks. I can't imagine waking up with drastic changes. Yikes on bikes.

Hey! Good on ya! Keep it up, I know that shit can be hard to get past.

Thanks! It can be challenging, but some of the newer products out with added protein etc are a lifesaver. Its getting easier and easier to find things that I'm willing to eat, so I'm looking forward to celebrating a year maintaining now 💜

Yeah, it's the Lips! The ones they use to Suck it and Kiss the Ass of tRump...

Idiot wants to be like the chump women.

You can only ingest so must spray tan and filet-o-fish remains before it corrupts your body and soul.

Is this woman genetically incapable of having a good hairstyle?

Hmmm. Her eyes changed directions.

She can have all the cosmetic enhancements and hair extensions in the world. They don't disguise a black heart.

"Does she have a cute ass? (I'm only asking because I'm deaf.) Ben Zedrine.

Kristi has been Melonified with indifferent results.

Maybe Kennedy jr can check into this might be caused by Covid vaccine

Kristi is turning into a Lauren Sanchez. Plastic barbies I'm not gonna date with. 🤮

The usual MAGA makeover. Plastic surgeons should give it a name, to make it easier for them to schedule one. I'd call it the Mar-a-Lago Masque.

Maim-a-Lago

scary right😵‍💫

She’s got the Kate Goesslin hair cut. 🤣

It's a cult. A plastic cult.

Going MAGA takes an ugly toll on the body and the mind.

Body swapping Aliens...

😂😂👏👏 Perfect 👌

More sugar in water.

Whatever THAT goal was…it didn’t work

Why would a rather attractive woman do that hideous stuff to her face?

Grotesque

Mar a Lago face

I’m gonna have to save this pic to show my grandson. We were trying to explain the “looks” of the current admin. Yikes.

Frozen face

Botox & lip fillers. Drimpf's ideal.

tons of make-up scary frozen face!

I’ve noticed that every woman in the maga regime looks like they have had an extreme amount of plastic surgery

They have no legitimate skills or other redeeming qualities, so they try to make up for it in appearance and wind up heavily overcompensating.

Gender Affirming Care Gone Wild

FTML - Female To Mar-a-Lago

youtu.be/abTMFKoytMo?... -Gender ideology destroyed in 5 minutes

ˆˆThis! She transitioned to whatever this is. But it is 100% definitely a transition with surgery and medicine. Just what they say others shouldn't do. Also, she's a monster.

But most people who take medicine and receive surgery to transition are not monsters. But this cunt is. No doubt about it.

Transitioned to blowupdollshop.com?srsltid=AfmB...

I came to say this!!

There is little, if any, gray matter behind Noem's stone-cold, puppy murdering eyes.

Chewed up bubble gum face Barbie

Ugly inside and out.

Its funny that all the darker shinned ladies that work in the trump administration have the Melania Trump hair cut? Are they changing their hair style to gain favour or the eye of POTUS?

She seems to have morphed into what looks like a B-grade porn-star 🤔

Oh please, no self respecting porn studio would put *that* face on the internet. They have a reputation to uphold.

Fr, this is some advertisement inside the back page of forest porno shit AT BEST

Something found in the amateur-MILF section of an eastern European xhamster knock-off site. *nods discerningly* 🤔

Yeah that'd be the modern equivalent lol

Bad plastic surgery the Mar-a-Lago way.

Life must be hard up in the Dakotas. Look at her wear and tear!

Trump loves the slut look

He does!!

still looks like a puppy killer

She's got Mar-A- Lago face. It's required by the Trump Cartel.

All that plastic is leaking into her brain. Making her dumb.

I believe the Dead Kennedys devoted an entire album to her

Sadly too many women are going for the overfilled plastic doll look.

And the guys with their massive shiny foreheads and shallow widow peaks: Gaetz, Hegseth.

Why would they do it if men didn't go for it? They must be getting positive reinforcement from some quarter. I think it's pretty clear that white men are attracted to skinny, long hair, fat lips, huge white teeth, and big boobs. All of which can be purchased.

Botox kills.

She loves her extensions 🤭

Wow, she’s gone full Michael Jackson!

She didn't get her money's worth

I believe that’s the resting mar-a-lago face

I call it Trump Face Derangement.

It's starting to be a visual sign of who "drank the cruellaide"

She’s had the Mar-a-Lago make over.

Portrait of Dorian Grey.

MAGA makeover 🤮

Willing to bet that face lift was pulled so tight she can’t even close her eyes to sleep!

Do cheek implants move around? They look like they would.

She had to have used Melanoma’s plastic surgeon. They all have those alien eyes. Yikes

Frankly, IMO she looked a lot better in the "before" picture. Did they also do a lobotomy when they did the face work?

They all go for the tiger look, huh?

Mary Kay to MAGA in one election cycle.

Heavily made up or surgically altered. Regardless, she looks hardened like Kimberly Guilfoyle. Feast your eyes on Melania before and after, too.

One big difference here is she actually was able to smile as a you girl

Normal then not

Exactly

Amazing what thousands of dollars in make up artists and extension hairstylists can do.

Hotox Noem: A hypocrite full of toxic waste.

Botox Barbie

Of course not, one is a human being and the other is a resides in a little cottage in the uncanny valley. (One Google search later) I guess you can get a lot done with Botox, chem peels, fillers and evil.

Wearing a wig in the first picture & hair extensions in the second.

Wonder why you’d pay all that money to destroy your lovely face?

New packaging but is always ugly inside.

Lol

😂😂😂👍

Looks downright friendly in the first one. Rot must come from deep within.

From Stepford wife’s to Pornhub “transgender” mouse look alike, evolution has taken a sorry looking turn for the non believers in science.

Pre- and Post- gender affirming care. (And it looks terrible)

She's been to the "trump plastic surgeon" - all those women look alike. No self-respect.

Cripes. What a nightmate. Nothing worse than a midlife crisis from the neck up.

Wow. She used to look human

She wasn't but at least she looked human.

Stepford.

Person? I see no evidence of that.

That's the physical manifestation of the MAGA virus that infected Noem. The MAGA virus takes complete control of the brain and rots the soul. Those infected abandon all previous moral values in favor of grifting and worshiping Trump. Infected females become obsessed with their lips being too thin.

So bad she looks like Chinese ai

That filler will harden until her face cracks.

Once a cunt, always a cunt.

You don't become this caliber of cunt overnight, Mr. Takei. She always had the potential.

She got the ‘Whore Island’ makeover

Full MAGA plastic surgery

I've always thought Noem looks really weird ... like scary weird

I thought she might be crazy. Now I'm certain of it. Hide your puppies 🐶

Seems all these maga women, Noem, bondi, loomer,etc have all got their work done by the same plastic surgeon. They really ought to sue for damages as none of them look human any more. And I wonder if they used taxpayer money to do it.

Every woman in Trump's orbit requires a tart makeover.

So that dogs won't recognize her.

We always knew she was two-faced.

The celebrated MAGA makeover, turning all their women into Stepford clones.

Hahaha

It's called filler, not filler up. #BotoxIsBad

In one of her endless Barbie outfits! This female, just can't get enough PLAY Dress ups! Hey Barbie, put on your all BLACK dress & cape, you know, the outfit with the wide brim, pointy hat! Why wait for Halloween? It goes so well, with your 🧹🎃🖤

Yes. The first pic is from a JC Penny portrait gallery in a Sioux Falls mall and the second from Ru Paul’s Drag Race season three

Take a day and walk around Watch the Nazis run your town Then go home and check yourself You think we're singing 'bout someone else But you’re plastic people Oh baby, now you’re such a drag - Frank Zappa

They all go for the melted face botched plastic surgery look.

She's trying to have duck lips.

Wait, there's more....

They look like cheap blow up dolls

For fun, look at before and after pics of Lara Trump, Guilfoyle, Loomer, and Melania. Like Noem the changes are startling and creepy. Oh and don’t forget Gaetz, the king of Botox, too.

And this proves there is no such thing as minor surgery...🙃🙃🙃

Wow, if she bleached her hair blond she would look just like Dee Snider (Twisted Sister) 😉 😜

Why are they all trying to look like Purge characters?

It's April whore's day

As a post-war child, the USA was always a shining example of freedom and democracy for me, liberating my country from the damn Nazis. I feel so sorry for all the upright, honest US-citizens who are now suffering under the Trump system.

Noem tied up an innocent defenceless puppy and proceeded to kill it without mercy. Why would anyone expect her to do anything different with humans she does not like???

Kristi Noem is the new Kimberly Guilfoyle.

🤣

No amount of amateur plastic surgery can cover a broken soul & a lifeless heart

As unrecognizable as my country

Ugly in TWO ways!

Talk about a bad face job...How much did this cost her? Did she have it done in the US? Or did she go in another country, or maybe a back street in some neighborhood where it was done for $1,000 or less? Honey...This is bad. No wonder you wear a hat all the time. Cheap.

Where does she find time to have that much (creepy) work done?

GOP Stepford Barbie came out of the same factory as all the others.

She had herself Mar-A-Lago'd...

How better to appeal to a misogynistic sexual predator who diminishes every woman by only noticing her physical appearance. Wonder if Trump asks her for permission?

Fillers, facelift, bad dye job, Botox, etc. All likely paid for by taxpayers

Story is, she went all the way to Texas for new teeth. She got a huge discount for hyping the cosmetic dentist in public, but the rest was charged to the tax-payers. The travel, if nothing else.

Shhhhhhit, We don't even recognize her. Plus her cheap ass Florida botox is failing on the left side of her face, hey Noem droopy drawers get some tape & fix your Rick Baker make-up job! Those fat lies you be kickin' got your cheek sliding off ya face!

Yes. Left wifey. Right side piece. You’re welcome lol

They call it the Noem Dome?

She went from the ‘Karen’ cut to Mar-a-lago face. Makes sense.

Sort of the same person....the one on the right is silicone, lifted, injected, tucked and about as fake as a nine dollar bill. Yet she vilifies gender affirming surgery while doing said surgery 🙄

I hope we’re not paying for her crappy fillers and plastic surgery

She turned herself into an ugly cartoon character.

Freak show Just how TACO likes them:)

It's like Pablo Picasso got a hold of her.

Or maybe Salvador Dali.

Maggie Gyllenhaal has looked better.

Your looks are the first thing to go when you start wielding the Dark Side of the Force...

She might just be proof that Botox causes brain damage

It's an evil Barbie.

Nasty either way

That Brownshirt Barbie lifestyle takes a toll.

Thus, GOP and MAGA wouldn't know a Real woman is, bc they live in a Botoxed video fantasy. And boy do they look like crap when they deflate, ask Pam Bondi.

Reconstructive surgery after drinking the kool-aid.

Wow

These MAGAt women have scared me off filler for life.

😂

yikes

Has there been a DNA test to ensure this is the same person? 😉

Rode hard and put away wet.

Well, they say you get the face you deserve after forty.

Why would she do that to herself?

She made her outside match her insides ugly to the core. No wonder she’s so bitter and hateful…cuz she can’t hide it anymore.

Glad I scanned first before I wrote the same thing.

Yup, slopping at the right wing feeding trough does strange things to people, mentally and, it seems, physically.

The transition to 90s porn look is complete...

Thank you Mrs B. I always try to keep it classy....

More like low budget horror!

And the GOP says it is the party of "real" women? No natural ingredients in those ladies.

Well, if it is some sort of shape shifting alien...she is as bad at her mimicking skills as she is at her cabinet duties.

Too funny

Plastic surgery to get mar-a-lago face so trump will have sex with her

Are we sure she hasn't been replaced by a killer fembot?

She got caught in the same dragnet with Biden and got replaced with robot, double, cyborg or something from the addled maga mind. 😁

No wonder Bass said she didn’t recognize her. Figuratively and literally 🤡

She's basically chemical waste now.

It’s definitely the look for MAGA women They look don’t look real with all the fillers, puffy lips, implants, Botox, gaudy makeup and hair extensions Plastic women for the alpha MAGA males who love a good blow up doll

deport that man !

Any woman who associates with DT or his family ends up contracting this strange disease, it first attacks their brains and then distorts their faces and bodies.

Agreed.

It’s like there’s a factory somewhere turning out women that all look basically the same.

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Looks like she uses the same plastic surgeon as Melainia.

The hate is stretching her face!

Wow, in the first one she actually looks like a normal person.

She's now rockin' that Puppy Killer Barbie look.

This is your brain. This is your brain on MAGA

Under eye tuck to remove the luggage... er baggage.

Wow, she looked so much better before.

She walked right into Dr. Fixit's office and said "give me the full Kimberly gillfoil