Every plan comes with a spot on Hegseth's group chats!

Does it go with the shoes? Did anyone actually get the shoes?

What a disgusting family of depraved criminals, grifters, predators, and abusers. Each member has completely wasted their lives doing absolutely no good in the world. That is one polluted gene pool.

🚨:Brainwashing device.

I sincerely wish them the same great success of all the other tRump businesses have experienced in the past!! Really, I do! 😇😏

Despicable sponsors.

This man is getting rich while in office. He is a CEO instead President of the United States in plain sight. Here’s the kicker no one will stop him.

Let me get this straight: the people SCREAMING about socialism, terrified of our government taking over industries, who say government needs to stay out of our healthcare…are happy to sign up for a mobile carrier that the President owns? That their taxes don’t even pay for. I wish them the best.

So true, what a grifter!

What I want to know is whether this is ultimate travel phone for the US. Before entering as a visitor should I get one ?

I’m very excited to see what morons sign up for this service

It's a 100% overlapping Venn-diagram with Trump voters...

All calls are routed through Tulsi Gabbard’s switchboard

Is this like the Pope Mobile?

It's not just a smartphone. It's a very stable genius phone.

Probably listening into your phone calls now!

Looks at phone..... says made in China.....

The Signal app is pre downloaded for you and Whiskileaks has already added you to the sshhh top secret military plans group chat

A $499 phone? Is that before or after the tariff? If it’s a phone made in the US the aluminum cans will be from Russian aluminum and the string made in Taiwan.

The mark of the beast will be your Trump phone number.

Cutting out the middleman.

And what is so scary that a ton of fuckhead morons will sign up and get the shittest service from anyone

So now your entire reality can be fictional

And made in China.

The grifting never stops. But a fool and his money…if you’re dumb enough to buy trump’s crappy merchandise.

bsky.app/profile/blac...

Mark your calendars #GoodTrouble

He is undermining APPLE. Any clue why??

War plans available via text!

So who wants to bet they’ll use them to spy on Americans to build their database? Like more than the government already does anyway.

I imagine the phones are made in America right?

I.... feel like this should be illegal considering who is currently president....

Can't wait for this to flop like the other dumbass business ventures they've done. XD

MAGA Mobile: all wrong numbers, all the time.

Only if we let it. I don't suppose you can help Ukraine in the meantime with defending itself on their fundraiser project?

WOW! So not going to buy! Impeach Trump!

I wonder what company is producing that phone?? Blackberry???

How long until this particular venture goes the way most other Trump ventures have gone?

... can anyone get a steak in it ? 😎

Well if you’re a women, you’ll need to be pregnant to use it, with your husbands permission of course.

Hope republicans buy it. It will be as efficient as their nazimobiles.

spyware included.

I bet it was made in China!

Another failure to count soon. Bankruptcy anyone

Eric's suit is looking a bit snug

They keep saying their phone will be made in the US. It's *impossible* to make a modern smartphone in the US. Some of the minerals used are only found in China and they don't allow exports except in finished products. I'm expecting them to label it "made in the USA" anyway. Illegally.

You have the phone and the network you control every aspect of communication. Wanna read texts? No problem. Wanna track call logs? Sure! Track websites? Send traffic to alternate sites? Please do NOT use this phone or network.

Oh look, another bankruptcy.

Comes with a free Chinese Bible

So ... it wasn't enough to mine our personal data from the various databases they let Elon steal, now they want access to our communications, searches, and access information ... is what I thought when I heard about this

The auto-correct feature has been dropped, and replaced with autocabbage. You too can text like Trump!

#TrumpMobile functions as a Mobile Virtual Network Operator (MVNO). That means it's a 'wireless middleman,' using service through AT&T, Verizon, and T-Mobile. MVNO's are never as fast. As is typical with everything bearing the Trump name, it's overpriced, third rate, or both.

Probably preloaded with truth social and x 🙄

Another opportunity for Trump to steal from MAGATS and I’m ok with them being fleeced again.

Cool. Now they can drunk text war plans to an entire network. I’m sure the Trump phones will be at the high benchmark set by Trump University and Trump Steaks. 🤣

🤮

The grift continues ... his cult bought his shoddy watches, bibles, running shoes, trading cards & whatever other garbage he was peddling - all the while complaining they couldn't afford eggs, rent, etc ... no doubt his loyal nazi's will happily hand him more of their money for this latest trash.

"We're saying phones can be made in America." Eric left out: "But this one won't be."

It's a cult, isn't it

More cash grabbing from the most corrupt organization in US history. Trump is a grifter.

As well as steals your data

Imagine the level of surveillance...

Get yours while supplies last!

bsky.app/profile/king...

Chinese to American AI...

Clever. 👍

Maybe tRump will send an inspirational message to users each day 😐

I’m sorry to say this but the U.S. is getting closer to the fictional future depicted in the satirical film ‘Idiocracy’

Remember when Jimmy Carter got rid of his peanut farm because he did not want any conflict of interest? Peanuts, famously incapable of being a mobile device that can track it's location, track information on it, and has a monthly line bill? I'm sure there is no conflict of interest in this.

same energy

This family knows how to dig gold to perfection well I don’t blame them but America 🇺🇸 electorate who believes they’re the lesser evil among two. While they used their felon father position to further enrich themselves, you all poor Americans keep getting poorer your ass whipped

Finally, you won't feel bad when you drop your phone in the toilet.

Read the fine print!

I wonder how much malware it comes with...

Hang up!!!! It’s a WRONG NUMBER!!

Grifters gonna grift

Unfuckingbelievable

Trump Phone: The only phone that calls 911 on you.

Buncha fucking losers

Preloaded with Fox News, Newsmax, and a Bonus Signal App.

Only allows Trump Mobile users to speak to each other? GENIUS... 🙄😏

Ouch. Sad/funny.

New day; new grift.

LOL. #Trumbo phone made in China. That is my kind of humor. 🤣 You get the same phone at Telecom for half of the price.

Check the language on your Tacophone.

Who in their right mind would use this? They would have direct access to your information.

Uses the proprietary “GRIFT Network”. For those who will accept no substitute for mediocrity….

Features * Favors telemarketers and spam * Auto rejects calls from friends and family

I bet it's made in china, and US flag stickers slapped over the label... 😂

Nice one, George!

CONFLICT OF INTEREST?

Another grift. It’s all Trump has to offer

Perfect for all your war plan planning and Presidential Declarations on the social media platforms that are preload on the device. (Mandatory subscription paid quarterly) Comes with your own private government "safety" protocol to keep you safe from TDS or Gender Affirming care.

Shipped to the US with a quick stop in Moscow for battery upgrades

Can they get QA in Israeli pager and comms dept?

It’s not an IPhone it’s a MEphone

I'm guessing the only color it comes in is gold.

I truly hope it's ass I hope that mobile service is only good for when walking outside but does dumb shit like drops a call when you get in a car or bus

Spoiler alert: it’s a scam

Are Americans screwing in all the tiny screws for these, or just getting screwed again?

Grifters gonna grift

Do they get reception in prison?

and when swear words are spoken the volume goes up automatically. and on top of that it has no earphones.

I imagine going on any left-leaning news website (or anything trump doesn't like) is just going to say the page is not available right now, really North Korea smart phone

It’ll be bankrupt in a year or so

And a super spying hidden app, which keeps his Maggots under his control.

More likely stealing their bank account info.

This will be as epic as the steaks, vodka, university, water, casino…

Watches

🫣

It comes pre-hacked.

Call 666-Taco

Israeli pagers

🤝 grift du jour

State of the art technology.

I believe Skipper is asking Gillian how’s the winning going.

and costs less than $200 online. They just branded it garishly and hiked the price.

This one interrupts your call and says...$20 for the next 3min please.

Are there odds on how long it takes for it to go bust ? I'm going for 2 months.

More Features: -Preinstalled mandatory Truth Social -All texts cc'd to Dept.of Home.Security for your convenience -Access to Defense Dept Signal chats -Navigation ease to McDonalds -Text checker deletes banned words -Autopay via TrumpCrypto with One-touch grifting -StarLink satellite techn...BOOM!

Monetizing All Gullibles Again. Again and Again and Again and Again.........

With Palantir Technologies “spyware” / data mining and Starlink to make sure everyone who has one of the grift phones can be tracked and spied on to make sure nothing negative about Trump or the Nazi Republican Party is said. If it is they will disappear you. Great deal.

It will fail like all of Trumps business plans do

Does it have spray tan included inside the phone?

Eric Trump has shared a video of the new tRump phones. 🙄🤦

You know if he sells a lot of his cheap tacky merchandise then maybe he can quit his side job as president. Because there’s not much great happening in America yet.

Where are they made?

would rather die

😂

Does the phone do Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly? Or is it Unscheduled Rapid Disassembly? Expecting the YOB to do one soon, so why not the phone, too?

It shortens your attention span and lowers you IQ points....

1. it has a new operating system is a variation of Googles OS called Panderoid. 2. It is never updated because who wants a "Beta" version. 3. It requires you to take a picture of your genitalia in order to unlock it 4. with the gold data plan you get live up to date Pete Hegseth war plans

Court ? Is that the nice word for "rip off" ?

Why not make Trump carpets? Easy sell to Putin who is used to walking all over Trump.

... guessing "Made in China." He'll probably exempt them from the tariffs.

Already done, he exempted smartphones and you can find one (not spraypainted gold) on Amazon. Granted the TACO ones cost like $500 bucks and the amazon one cost $150

And for just the low low price of...

He just bought up iPhone 2nds It’s the same damn phone If not, perhaps copyright infringement?

And from what I've heard, the phone doesn't work well either...

I wonder where the phone is made & who makes it. Hmmm ...

Only MAGA cultists will buy this. I hope it flops hard.

I’m looking forward to its failure.

And you will not be disappointed.

Trump’s specialty failed business enterprises , bankruptcies oh and felonies.

Finally, a mobile service worse than Verizon! They said it couldn't be done, they said it was impossible! Well, they showed us! Everyone, get your spy... Er... Communication machine today!

It better be made in America lol

Oh good, a phone service to be listened in, hacked and hopefully have the quality of the "rump" watch

A cheap ugly phone, so MAGA.

Wonder if this will last longer than Trump steaks

I guess that family still needs more money! 🙄

Granted you can be traced on any phone. But this phone they will definitely Trace you.

I’m guessing every call, text, and post are monitored.

All your information gets backed up to the Trump Cloud where they'll use that information to bombard you with advertisemejts for Trump Hotels, Trump NFTs, TrumpCoin, and Trump steaks.

Will our phones be able to automatically block a call from a #taco phone? Just wondering. Could save me time.

It comes with free unlimited robocalls from right-wing hate groups that can't be blocked.

When are Trump followers going to realize that they are his victims?

"Trump telescreens"

“Do you Fear me now?”

Will we be able to be on Signal chats.

Yeah, buy a phone from Trump and expect that it won't track you - NOT.

The don't need a warrant if it comes with wiretapping preinstalled I guess

I am a cybersecurity professional and just from a tracking and monitoring perspective I’d not even want to talk with someone on the phone using one of these, or be with someone carrying one. That, and think of who will carry these and that’s even more reason to avoid it and them.

"Eventually, can be made in USA" Key word EVENTUALLY means never

Yes

The fact that the obvious lie that these $499 phones were made in the US was just accepted and publish by the news media without any research is appalling. Apparently the phone is likely a Chinese reskinned REVVL 7 Pro 5G, on sale for $169 on Amazon. More suckers to scam.

I wonder how long it will take for the phone to fall apart due to poor quality. There is no way they manufactured that phone in the U.S. The parts alone have to be imported.

Kingsman's movie plot with an Escobar phone ?...

Made in...China?

I made this up. Right?

Wouldn’t surprise if tracks everything you do calls texts emails etc and reports it to them -

I can’t wait for this to fail like Trump University, Trump Airlines, and the RUMP watch! 😂

Can Signal be used on the taco phone?

Since when has bribery been an Olympic discipline in the USA?

(Editor’s note) Where copy reads ‘court,’ change to read ‘fleece.’

Crypto bros might remember the 'Solana Phone' Bros this scam will be an even smaller blip in time. 🤡🤙🏻

Made in China for the North Korean market, but somehow exempt from tariffs and FCC checks, at ONLY 499, (taxes and shipping not included), for the shittiest phone ever, and son to be your only permitted phone.

Taxes will be double. MAGA idiots will pony up for any of his junk.

Well .. it's made in china and available from a network provider here in austria for about half the price .. guess he's going to fuck his followers again 🙃

The exact same phone is for sale on aliexpress for less than $90 without the ugly branding

Guaranteed to be a bloated piece of crap under a veneer of cheap paint and useless features. Hey, sounds just like Trump!

I hope all the conservatives buy it and then understand the scam. They’ll probably make excuses and still idolize their false god.

Go God, what's next? Trump sex toys???