That’s giving goth princess

I thought empathy was a weakness?!? Or has that changed... again?

💪

Dying his hair now

His eye liner is a little too much.

No brain cells. Just vibes.

All hat, no cattle.

Someone throw a shoe at him.

Um...Vance knows that Trump is a past dumb president, right? Right?

tossed out of the silicon valley venture capitalist scene for being too much of a D-bag, the hillbilly effigy has some thoughts no one asked for

That's not "ironic". That's not what ironic means. That's merely "idiotic". So, right in character.

I’m not convinced he’s real.

You know when the current administration spend all the time blaming the past administration it means they have no idea how to govern the country

I can’t take her seriously

😂

If we have to hear him it's only fair that he should hear himself as well.

Trump certainly doesn't hear himself or think before he speaks

He literally doesn't care.

my God - this guy's stupidity has no limits. none.

no he does not

I'm feeling like this. . .

No. He does not. Remember when he called Trump America's Hitler? I do.

It's right in the Cult Rules of Engagement. The only correct opinion on any subject is that which most gloriously polishes the Supreme Leader's tuchus.

He is just a sock puppet for his billionaire owner

Tone deaf!

He'll be the second pin to fall after Trump is impeached and imprisoned.

No, I don’t think he has that capability. Thats why he’s a politician

OMG

MAGA are the least self aware people on the planet

Doesn’t it have a couch to violate?

“Prior dumb presidents” ?? 🤣

Stretching to speak at a 2nd grade level

Anybody see the Chucky movies? There's your explanation.

Like the rest of them, as thick as a brick (English expression). If his brains were dynamite they wouldn’t blow his hat off.

I have never seen a current president and his administration make so many negative remarks and exaggerations about any former president. The tRump Administration is without respect, dignity, tact, compassion, or knowledge.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

I would have said more. But, we all know these things already.

That eyeliner tattoo gun must have hit his brain a few too many times.

All previous presidents, of the last 20 years, have only “rattled the saber” by stating that Iran can not have a nuclear weapon. You can only rattle the saber for so long. Eventually, you must draw it from the sheath and use it. That’s exactly what President Trump did.

He's worthless

I wish they'd be as critical to dictators as they are to fellow Americans.

This is the sort of thing that makes me think he could never hold MAGA together once Trump is out of the picture. He's got the charisma of wall mold.

He can't hear over his internal mantra "I'm going to be President, I'm going to be President".

Facts,

He looks like Jabba the Hutt's ballsack.

Why is he dying his head hair and not his facial hair? That just makes his eyeliner look even more insane.

To be fair, my eyes have a slight crease along the bottom of my eyes and when I used to perform directors would occasionally accuse me of wearing eyeliner.

This is JD. No need to be fair. Karma and all.

Oh, you're just jealous that your eyeliner doesn't serve perfect crazy eyes like his does. You just need to buy the right products and work on your technique.

Ladies JD’s age should forego a heavy black liner. It adds years.

He is partially correct in that Trump is much stupider than past stupid presidents like W and he adds the lawless, corrupt, cruel factors to complete the package. #PresidentNeverMyFault #PutinsPatsy

Yeah, he probably makes sweet, sweet love to the couch while listening to his own voice.

Can he really be dumber than him?

He is disgusting

He doesn’t. He is only telling whatever lies sound good or he thinks will play well on his current propaganda platform. In his mind, the ends justifies any means as long as it benefits him.

It's just stories. 🤦🏻‍♂️ #America has fallen.

He’s tone deaf. 🤷🏽‍♀️

PP Vance

Filled with hate

All he hears is the squeaking of the couch as it screams "not again".

Absolutely drunk on power. Tolkien wrote a trilogy on the subject. Smeagol Vance has no idea how empty he has become.

JD - Jessica Donna

They can hear themselves, but they’re so high on sniffing their own farts that they can’t see how absurd their statements are to critical thinkers (or anyone just paying attention for that matter).

Does not care as long as money fills his pockets

What goes on inside JD Vance's head:

Nobody likes Vance, not even maga. He's desperate for attention

“Jose Dumba$$ Vance” has a horrible case of oral dysentery.

I can't say what he deserves because I would be banned. But that face.........

No. he is challenged by an outsized ego. He actually thinks we care what he says.

Yep.... "I sound fantastic, knowledgeable, strong, masculine"...... The rest of us hear "weak, pathetic, insecure".....

Obviously not.

His statement says way more about him than any past president. Plus, he is wrong.

This from the same people who were indignant when called racist.

Never known stupid before until he opened his mouth.

Vance strikes me as the type with no internal monologue or self introspection. This was true for many of Germany's Nazis, including Hitler. We are currently living in The Milgram Experiment 2.0 and its shocking.

I can't see beyond that big balloon head. It's like Goering's head on Goebbels body. Ir if you prefer a jolly British example - Frank Sidebottom.

He's such a looser

He is a huge piece of 💩

VD Vance sticks foot in mouth. Again.

It must be the clairol #nine burning into his brain

Irony and the truth are lost on these people, and they care nothing about hypocrisy or shame.

Dude's hair colorist is atrocious!

I remember when Veeps were only slightly dumb. Ask him to spell "potato" 🤔

Vance says whatever he thinks he needs to say. It demonstrates he has no backbone.

I’m a simpleton.

Does "JD" stand for "just dumb"?

Reagan let Iraq entangle Iran in a long stalemated war, because he knew better than to touch that Hornet nest

It’s all they do: 1.) denigrate others, superior to themselves in every essential way 2.) offer nothing of substance in return, only greed and self aggrandizement

My guess is he's trolling to distract

Vance is a goon🙄

Well, would you want to be self-aware if you were him? Ick.

Trump is stupid. Vance is not & he knows he was hired to be trump's fixer, not his VP.

When he's less intelligent than an amoeba, he can hear himself all he likes, he just doesn't understand that he's a complete moron...

Yes he does, and he reminds you of the kind of fellow who enjoys the sound of his own voice.

He will say anything to make TACO look good.

Vance is so far up Trump’s ass, he can see from Trump’s mouth.

Did he consider those comments while on the couch? Or is it in the couch. I can’t figure out people with a furniture fetish.

Does he see his eyeliner?

Scrambling to cover up their screw up.

jose judy vance is a complete moron 🤡 and he and his orange clown boss, owe President Zelensky a thousand Patriot PAC3 batteries worth of apologies.

It’s hard to hear when your head is dug so far up your own arse.

When Vance speaks, he raises the question: Did he ever see the inside of a classroom??

Like the nuclear scientist President Carter? They must lie because they simply can not compete.

Does he see himself?

bsky.app/profile/ocon...

This is astoundingly believable. They didn't even have to make up a fake memo.

This fucking tool from Ohio, a terrible state that has given the US so much shit, is the dumbest VP since Andrew Johnson who had an excuse; he was an alcoholic! Even Quayle who argued with school children, and the creator of Murphy brown, was better.

I wonder how often he has to re-apply his make up after kissing Trumps ass so often...

Ass kisser Vance.

Uriah Heep in all but name. What is he hoping for as his reward for being such a sycophantic creep?

I remember when it used to be an honor to meet or shake hands with the POTUS/VP. If I had the chance today, I would rather watch paint dry. These clowns made people lose all respect for the WH with their immaturity, low class and lack of leadership. It’s a reality tv show.

Man's a twit.

JD is a DJ spinning BS.

It's like teaching preschool: You only need to be one lesson ahead of the 3-year-olds.

Cognitive Dissonance.

If you think about it, Vance would not be an upgrade if something happened to TACO Trump's ability to be President. We may even be worse off with Vance as President. Sad to know that Vance would be a downgrade from TACO Trump. Don't think I would root for TACO Trump to be removed from Office.

this guy is definitely a space roach in an eggar suit.

There's enough evidence to safely postulate that the Russian brain implants are real.

So wild.

Every time I see this guy it looks like a mannequin apprentice’s work where the assignment was ‘glamour politician in a suit’.

Oh, I'm sure he does. These people don't care if they're hypocrites, because power is the ultimate goal. They will lie, cheat, steal, kill, and destroy all in the name of that power. JD Vance KNOWS he is lying, he just hopes you either don't know or can't tell. That's the whole point.

Geezus. Is that a toupee?

Fuck @jdvancevpotus.bsky.social

I swear, I'm to the point where I see the mouth move, but I can't hear the shit anymore, I just can't. 😔

It's been scientifically proven that over use of eyeliner and hair dye, affects your ability to detect hypocrisy.

He’s another shameless lying Republican

At least he admitted tRump is dumb. 🌮🤡

Ozzy Osbourne hit the nail on the head, those who agree with the war should go fight it.

I can’t stand the sound of his voice. Condescending and insulting.

He's mimicking Taco in his speech patterns using general negative adjectives like "he's a bad person" instead of being specific. All the cosplayers do it.

So…. if they moved things a few days earlier. Who knew what? Did Iran know about the attack? Did the USA know that things were no longer there?

My reaction to his post last night...

The United States government is Israel's bitch.

Vance bought into MAGA hook, line, and sinker. His head is so far up Trump’s ass Vance can’t hear anything.

Tone deaf, fascist pricks don't hear much of anything.

The felon is also a former president! 🤭

I think he likes the drama.

Too busy working the mascara.

Oh Jethro

This one is more dangerous than the orange one

Eh...he's highly unpopular with maga voters. The only potential issue is that he likely still has more life in him than most in power. Miller is the real concern

No, he's tone deaf like all Republicans.

the longer he stays around Trump, the dumber he becomes

He speaks perfectly fluently in 'gaslighting' already - or perhaps it is articulate hillbilly speak - I can't tell.

Lord, what a scary world if this dumb liar were ever to be President? When democracy returns to America, his boss will be sentenced to prison. So will this equally racially intolerant equally compulsive-liar, I hope.

does he check the mirror?

And not one media person has clapped back on that or even commented on his loathsome remark though they’ve played that clip repeatedly.

No

The other irony is he says we’ll be in and out but that we will continue to prevent further nuclear development “for years”. It’s been said many times, winning the war does not always win the peace. Ask the Neocons how that went in Iraq and Afghanistan. Israel will never negotiate.

😳😳

Short answer: no.

I'm surprised he didn't use this fact to justify the attack.. 😋

No he does not

He really is just a weird couch-fucker

Another brain cell, and he'd be a plant.

No

Hes already called DURP FÜRHER America's Hitler... might as well call him STUPID too!!!

Can’t hear himself over the sucking ass noise…

If he wants to "dig", then he can complete that hole he is digging for himself .. then pass us the shovel so we can finish the job for him

Yale should revoke his degree - yeesh.

He can't hear anyone who isn't paying him ten times what he's worth

You mean 10 cent?

He means Trump is dumb.

It's called deflecting. This regime is very well known for it.

Temu Fred Waterford needs to shut the fuck up.

he's too dumb to hear himself.

The dude made up a whole story that wasn't even his life in hillbilly elegy and people are actually believing a word that comes out of his wanna be redneck can't get off the couch because he loves it too much, wanna be DICKtater's, snake in the grass mouth.

Oh he knows. This is about his assent to power. Kissing Trumps ass is just the mechanism to get there.

James Bowman/James Hamel/JD Vance/poverty appropriator/sack of shite. Given his lifetime of fabrication, who TF actually believes this POS? And Usha? I kicked her out of Women a long time ago.