What an orange dumb shit. He really should have taken some basic kindergarten level economics classes instead of how to finger paint something called 'the path to ruin and a noose for idiots' using turds from his diaper.

"Thank you for your attention to this matter"

God I hate that POS!

Shades of 'Vladimir, stop!' or whatever it was he said exactly.

Who is he even talking to?

We have met the enemy, and the enemy is him

nyeah-nyeah! na-nyeah-nyeah!

Can we refer to Trump as a Panican?

Gosh, I recall when he blamed a sitting president for high gas prices. Since he's the sitting president now, he should keep them low.

Boo!

Queen of Netherlands mocks Donnie diapers on camera. www.instagram.com/reel/DLVziKX...

Get off my lawn. He's got old man syndrome.

I wonder why gas prices didn't double after "donakd" jumped into the war.

Is he talking to the Saudis like that? If so, that would be more testicular fortitude than he’s ever shown before.

Is Trump running any courses that help us keep oil prices down,as I presume this request from the President of the Universe is for all of us?I don't think I have the necessary skill set or influence required,but looking at the USA at present, that doesn't seem to matter.

Young kids learn: actions have consequences. Now Donnie would like to put his fingers in his hears and yell: Lalala

I am hoping oil prices go through the roof. America deserves that and more.

please... he said please

What enemy?

Hahahaha

Kudos to Gang of Four!

Who exactly is the enemy, Iran, Democrats??? Enquiring minds want to know

If it wasn't Trump, high oil prices greatly benefit Russia and could even fully fund their war if high enough ... but Trump has shown no signs of treating them like an enemy yet, for whatever reason. So, I am also left wondering.

Never know what he’s going to do next. He shoots from the hip and usually fucks whatever up then changes courses 3 or 4 times.

Look to Trump everyone who isn't rooting for him 100% of the time is part of the same nebulous conspiracy called 'The Enemy'

Oh yeah

"I'm watching" ... like he would do anything to punish the oil and has industry. Don't make me laugh. They certainly are... at him!

Too bad. Trump went into the Hornets Nest all by himself.

Does he think oil prices work like a thermostat? Where there's a knob or dial that can crank 'em up or down?

He doesn't know how anything works. He's used to bullying to get his way, but that won't affect markets.

Do as I say! Stop being Libertarian Capitalists!!!

Bullshit, gas went up 15¢+ more

That’s some real communist shit

Who is the "enemy" in this particular scenario?

Whoever you want it to be. Whoever you need it to be. That's how his base be.

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Hey, if he wants to put the fossil fuel companies out of business, who am I to argue?

Ok Spanky...

King Cnut springs to mind..

When the FO part of FAFO happens.

Stupid fuck, gas has been going up for 3 weeks now.

Just hours away from going down to the coast to command the sea.

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He was humiliated by zelenskyy in their attack on Russia he wanted something to take credit for, so a "months and weeks of planning the attack", ie, not immediate concern, was going to do it as he barely got in to office, now iran attacks them in quatar and he worries about oil coming in, clown 🤣

Who the f*** is this for. I am not manipulating oil prices. I'm wondering why our government f****** going to war no not a Middle Eastern country I am tired of us having so much blood on our hands

WE are watching YOU !!! Stop jetting off and burning fuel to play GOLF. You are a disgrace to humanity you piece of filth!

He's so mad the prices are not staying at $1.89 a gallon.

He's talking to the voices in his head again...

Because "free market", something something.

If you asked anyone in the world who has been awake at any point since 1974 what causes oil price rises, they would say "instability in the middle east".

He is the enemy. Idiot.

We played? There was only one person that got played.

what, he thinks he has to gas up his Tesla?

He's gone after Federal Grants to Universities, sent in the troops to Los Angeles, dropped tons of bombs on Iran, and now he's waging a war on capitalism.

"STAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHPPPAAAHHHH!!!!!!!" -djtrumpet.

Time to move to green energy? Too soon?

“I’m watching!” Who the fuck does he think he is? The man is deeply disturbed.

Beyond.

Such a strong Taco Supreme Leader!

So, so strong.

Turns out going to war with an oil supplier pushes up the costs... If only he was bright enough to put two & two together, but we'd be waiting two weeks for an answer!

So, watch all you want! Like they have to listen & do what you say! Really, you're a legend in YOUR own mind, that's about it!

"I'm watching"...

Trump is the enemy!

Well, instead of pretending of having a free market, Trump can simply nationalize the oil industry the same way Chavez or the Ayatollahs has nationalized their oil production, refining and distribution!

as of today, who is the actual enemy?

Big Bonespur Is Watching

Toddlers are gonna toddler.

Careful guys. The taco is watching

Oooooo I'm shaking in ma boots! 🤣

"I'm watching!" what does that mean? What's he gonna do? Punish them? #toothlesstiger

Biden must have hidden the Gas Price Setter Thingie before he left.

😂

*Donakd

well he basically flicked a lit match into the puddle of gasoline that is the middle east. Ain't naught to do now but deal with the fallout.

What would this even do? Barking orders through truth social? Its deranged, who is it even directed at?

Duh it's directed to EVERYONE as clearly mentioned in the post

Fair enough. I will immediately keep the oil prices down.

Thank you Sir And thank you Mr TRUMP for getting everyone to keep the oil prices down as crooked Hillary would never have been able to do ! SAD

Or what?!? Oh right...TACO Trump will hold his breath until he gets his way and then spin around on the floor loudly crying and whining, kicking and screaming.

Imagine if there was a way to get energy without having to burn stuff that we rely on other countries to provide 🤔☀️🌬️🔋

He acts like someone who's never had to face the consequences of his own actions. Like there was always someone there to bail him out when his rash stupidity finally ran its course.

Can someone please tell Trump he's not a fucking king.

What?? No "Thank you for your attention to this matter?" I LOVE that, it's his best tag line, like he's reaching out the supervisor at Target.

I think America has only one major enemy threat right now, and it’s Orange.

Yes, of course, if only everyone would voluntarily lower prices, that would solve everything. Maybe Donald Trump over here should lead by example and lower the prices on all those political stays at Mar-a-Lago.

We're watching too Diaper Don

He can't. 8-year-old and 79-year-old miscreants have in common a lack of ability to think in terms of consequences. Oops! The latter, however, will usually do a lot more damage to a lot more people.

I seem to remember that in the cartoon, Dilbert pans his boss off with an etch-a-sketch instead of a laptop. Can't someone try this with Trump?

Ah yes, art of the deal. "Just stop bro."

It's a miracle. Or these traders think his ceasefire post is real

You’ll never see the price at the pump go down though. Lmao

I don't usually pay much attention to fuel prices but was surprised how 'cheap' it was a week or so ago. We have 'discount' cycles. You don't know how lucky you are. These prices are per Litre so multiply roughly x 4 to get per Gallon.

He is the enemy…

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!!!!!!

If the government refuses to listen to the people, why does he expect the people to listen to the government?

Donald doesn't understand risk, supply & demand, open markets....and that he created this mess.

Der Führer has spoken!

He realizes he's talking to...capitalists... Right??

I really wish the president of the USA had even a high school student's level of understanding of basic economic principles.

that's Donakd.

"Don't make me turn this war around!"

A little late to be begging, should have thought about that before you bombed Iran. Maybe your friends in OPEC can help you out. If not you're the guy everyone will be looking at when gas goes to $5.00 or more a gallon.

Woooooooo now

shocking fact: prices are not determined by demented old men screaming on social media into the abyss

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Panican Sky-taco

“Now now, Mr President. Why don’t we go to the lunch room? It’s time for snack and Matlock. And it’s chocolate pudding today! Doesn’t that sound nice? There, there…”

Yeah, yelling at the free market will surely work

Weaseling and lying your way out of self induced inflation. That's worked so well for Republican presidents ever since Nixon, it's hard to imagine why Trump wouldn't try.

Fine. I will keep my oil prices down.

Straight up market manipulation. Communist. The government now says what you will charge.

Something he saw on Fox I suspect.

Get your gas-pump stickers ready...

Who exactly is the enemy today? Is it left-leaning judges? The liberal media? Wokerati? Champagne socialists? Zelensky? The EU? Anyone with more than 3 braincells? Genuine question: who is this fcking imbecile even talking about in this beyond insane post?