I need a baseball bat and a plane ticket.

💪🤬

I don’t like name-calling or talking about people’s looks. But this looks like a douche nozzle.

Almost like making a guy who runs horse shows head of FEMA

There are children that play CSGO, Call of Duty, Battlefield, STALKER, Medal of Honor, and Halo that more experience with counterterrorism than this guy.

Oh yeah, real tough guy.

@georgetakei.bsky.social how do we get out of the Mirror universe?

we are so going to roast like a chicken.

Well what other jobs are there? The illegals took his prior jobs so this was naturally his only choice. #ihatethistimeline

bsky.app/profile/gree...

But he does have an ironic eyebrow, so there’s that.

Well, he does have that raised eyebrow, so that should be enough to scare off all the terrorists, right?

Former landscaper. This him??

It’s all about their pro life beliefs. They’re hiring fetuses in the government.

#6 in “Top faces that look like they need to be punched” trading cards

This timeline is so gross.

Semi-neutron partially grown up.

I think it was the eyebrow.

Also don’t trust 22 year olds that look 62.

🧐😮

We are fucked.

25 amend: article 4.

This is the literal definition of "you can't make this shit up". Psycho POTUS and his rag-tag group of MAGA Misfits.

Well, to be fair, Trump trumps logic and sanity. Correct?

What's the deal with the Dr. Evil eybrow?

He’s awful.

Another buffoon

This is like a really awful SNL skit.

I truly thought it was Rob Schneider.

Didn't this just happen in Daredevil? Oh no, that guy was only made deputy mayor, not head of nationwide CT. Phew

He is literally the most qualified guy in Trump's cabinet.

Look, it's Dwayne Johnson's illegitimate brother The Crock

Martin Shkreli so happy to now only have the second most punchable face in America.

New sign made today for the next protest:

"Mirror mirror on the wall…"

He looks like the prototypical magamoron lmfao.

practically soliciting for our intel to be compromised by a bj

Sounds about right.

FFS ....so many will die needlessly. Can only pull out so many legs from the chairs.

@chrismurphyct.bsky.social is on here!

I don't know how one can measure loyalty in someone who's only been alive for 22 years. This alternate timeline sucks.

This is what "MERITOCRACY" looks like. He has become the living embodiment of that word.

But he can lift one eyebrow. He must be like James Bond.

Well, he got the villain arched eyebrow down pat.

That's not even a villain arched eyebrow. That's a 'promotional picture of the insufferable asshole protagonist of a low budget knockoff kids cartoon' arched eyebrow. I know we are reaping what we've sowed and getting what we deserve with trumb 2.0, but DEAR LORD!

Trump really admires his hair. Reminds him of himself.

If this was an episode of Doctor Who feom 10 years ago I would have said it was too unrealistic.

He looks like someone who masturbates to the Delias catalog.

Isn't he too young to know what a Delia's catalog is/was?

I don’t make the rules.

😅😂🤣

does he even have hair on his ass yet?

Why was everything in politics a BFD for everyone, but for Trump it’s all “whatever man?” WITAF happened to us?

But, But, But, that eyebrow!!!!

what could go wrong...

Is anyone in congress asking about this?

can anyone say "impeachment"?

If any of them ever refers to AOC as "just a waitress" again, this photo will be my response.

That’s because experience is anti-Trump.

To be fair, it’s less anti Trump than competence. That’s the true Trump enemy

Landscaping....this does ring a Guiliani-Bell.....

Have him reapply when his balls drop and his voice breaks.

Why do all these guys seem to make conscious efforts to look like tremendous douchebags in their official photos?

At 22 the brain has not finished developing.

That isn't Mike myers in costume?

It's not terrorism if you bombed them first.

Something is very off about this. Makes me think this might be Donold's Marcia Delinski.

I shit meaner than this little puke.

And America has insulted its allies a few too many times. But according to most of the Americans on here you don’t need any of us anyway.

Wow, you can almost feel his stupidity radiating from the picture and dripping like heavy paint drops on you.

And that's why we got rid of DEI. To replace it with favoritism. What a win. 🙄

Cleanup on the Trumplican aisle!!

Is he raising his eyebrow or is that just how it is?

Looks like your typical Trump scumbag... He'll fit right in.

That's AI surly 🤣

Sadly not

What a twot.

The arched eyebrow for an official government photo is all I need to know. He can't even take that seriously!

He is pointless no other western nation is going to be able to have an actual conversation with him regarding terrorism. Remember when Ivanka went to Europe to talk to world leaders? She was so out of her league, it was like she was at the kids table.

What?

Wow! Just wow! Truth is definitely stranger than fiction these days

I'd like to think I'd turn down a job I was unqualified for. But I'd also like to think this is all a bad dream and we're about to wake up.

I suppose he can always offer to trim their bush … 😜

He's a fucking child. Christ.

No DEI here!

The eyebrow has a black belt

Milhouse, lower those eyebrows! AND the other one.

What a little s*&t with that eyebrow smirk.

That Boris Badenoff eyebrow is working overtime

Loyalty and money...i understand his mommy is a big time donor.

It’s the eyebrow.

That raised eyebrow looks do ridiculous 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡

Indood

The face that covered a thousand drinks.

Loyalty, stupidity, and lack of principles, apparently. You cannot EVER contradict or criticize the Dear Leader, so you can never be a smart person. And you cannot even blink when asked to illegal or crazy things. Bonus points if you can lie without the slightest hint of concern.

but it's comedy gold. Rachel Maddow noted, “I feel duty bound to inform you that the left eyebrow is itself registered as a lethal weapon. So underestimate him at your peril, ladies.”

He’ll be just fine. He has the smug look that screams, ‘I know my pea gravel’.

Well, if you can't hire someone smarter than Trump, the pool of candidates is shallow. In more ways than one.

We knew this was what we could expect from this regime. Anything resembling competence was thrown out in November.

The "burn baby burn" gang....so it goes 🔥

We can hope he listens to the experts in the field and not someone like looney loomer

It was just the eyebrow. Central casting sent him over & they just had to find him a role.

That face. So punchable.

The left eyebrow says it all.

It runs in the family

Happy im not the only one who saw it!

What the hell!!!

This is satire, right? This can’t be true. I mean, seriously. This isn’t true? Is it? IS IT?!

But if we just ended affirmative action and even DEI, we'd only have the most qualified people always.

www.tommyfugate.com It’s art

We're doomed

Well, people of the USA, be prepared with first aid kits and other emergency supplies if you go where there's a lot of people, just in case of being caught up in the mess the orange turd has put you in...

Literally Idiocracy in action.

Confusing loyalty with sycophant

Nobody expects competence from the Trump administration.

He will make them tremble with his intimidating eyebrow!!

I wouldn't trust him walking my dogs.

Well young one You're up May the force be with US ✌🏾

And they grill #Mamdani on his stance as mayoral candidate but I've seen ZERO interviews of the actual appointed person explaining what he is doing at this very moment FFS

Wow… I used to work in a grocery store, AND I do my own yard work! Even I can head up counter terrorism!

This is what happens when we get rid of DEI.

This really is the mirror universe, right?

Oh great, I forgot about this guy. Nice to know our safety is in the hands of some dude whose only qualification for his job is that he's reached prestige 7 in COD.

At least there's no elevated threat of potential attack... At this point, you just have to assume that Trump's favourite American is a dead American.

He looks like a Dick Tracey villain.

Founding Fathers probably should have mentioned "Do not appoint loyal idiots to high office" into your paperwork.

Why’s he attempting to do the Roger Moore eyebrow?

He had a spine he'd quit now.

Oddbod Junior?

Big Trump fan = very not smart

He’s a perfect partner for that nazi stephen miller.

I am not surprised by this little punk being hired!

It's called the "spoiled system"

This dude must have been punched in the face numerous times throughouthis life. I'm not sure how anyone could resist tbh.

Dudebro is 22? I'm 39 and look younger than he does. MAGA ages people, I swear!

Firstly, he looks like the lovechild of Sly Stallone and Nicolas Cage. Secondly, I refuse to accept that he's 22. He must've had one hell of a paper round.

So fucking creepy and cringe. Look at his hair and that raised eyebrow… all he needs is some orange face to look like a mini turd. 🤮🤮🤮

Extremely punchable face as well.

Whats wrong with his face ?

The man makes a mockery of our government and our country.

I think Trump promised him 1000 virgins

Absolutely, the basic reason he’s a wannabe mob boss and not a successful businessman☺️

that snotty look & hooked eyebrow is he the son of the ex whitehouse press person who worked her way up to be a state governor - ruffled dresses made from her old kitchen curtains & cowboy boots & all....

Guys. With the way 2025 is going, you know I'm just going to believe whatever dumb shit you post. Is this for real real? Or is there a joke I missed?

That’s a 22 year old? I thought he was a fellow late 20’s early 30’s

Alternative time line .. more like a dystopian fever dream

Needs one eyebrow fixed before being taken seriously..... 😶

Noticing a lot of people commenting on the eyebrow, so here's some of what a friend said on Tumblr: "He probably spent hours practicing that eyebrow raise thinking he'll look cool and suave, but instead looks like the creepy little brainless incel he really is"

Can I please get out of this clown car???

WINNER. Most punchable face.

Stephen "Lil Nosferatu" Miller has entered the chat.

How is he on the flute?

Okay. Say it with me folks. The appropriate word we use to describe such a young man is "Backpfeifengesicht".

This is the face on the packaging for the date rape drug.

I can’t even. Keep in mind though, that 47 always vomits something out, when he wants to deflect from even more outrageous stuff. Like, the Big Bullshit Bill for example. Or the Epstein files.

He looks ridiculous

🤢🤮🤡🤬💔

Does it count as terrorism if you've declare war on a nation and throw bombs at their infrastructure and citizens? It's a justified response, surely?

I think this makes total sence in Trumps mind. Terrorists, exterminate. landscaper: weed bad: Gardener exterminates weed. Garneder experienced to terminate terrorists! Voila. 22 year old has a new job and Donny thinks he made the best pick

So, with HIM they are complaining about previous work experience? What about the rest of #FelonTrump 's goon cabinet?

Trump wants him to fail. He wants an attack on American soil so he can declare martial law and full dictatorial power.

Hopefully Fred Savage's inner monologue will guide him to the right outcome.

😑

Or ability

There are no words for how bad I want to slap that stupid look off his stupid face.

"The ladies think my moles are sexy."

🤣🤣🤣🤣...🤢

"At my school, a receding hairline was considered a sign of maturity."

🤣🤣🤣 it's that cocked eyebrow for me. So try-hard!

He looks like the evil mirror universe twin version of Pavel Checkov...

We have a word for that in my language: Backpfeifengesicht. Literally a "cheek whistle face". A cheek whistle is a good ol' slap in the face that makes your ears ring.

It's literally how I learnt the German word Backpfeifengesicht, “a face that's begging to be slapped"

It's just Stephen Miller with a whole can's worth of that spray on hair.

22 year olds are renowned for their judgement and rational decision making. Especially during a crisis.

This loser is going to take the fall when something goes south, and something WILL.

To counter terrorists will cost you… ONE MILLION DOLLARS, MUHAHAHAAA!!!

Looks like Stephen Miller before his hair evacuated

Why this fool looks like he just said, “Bond! James Bond!” 🤣

Trump's Terrorism Twink...

sounds as qualified as everyone else he has around him

At this point, I'm genuinely considering moving to a bomb shelter in the Scottish Highlands.

🤯

He got the job because he has such strong eyebrows and as we know, appearances are intimately related to maga-truth.

The casualty rate for a US Marine 2nd Lieutenant during the Vietnam War was approximately 32%. Will this guy measure up to that standard? Where can we put him on the front lines? Perhaps go on a day laborer raid with cosplay queen Kristi Noem?

Looks like a picture from his fake i.d. Impersonating Dwayne “the rock” Johnson

Psychopath Adolf 'Dodgie Donnie' Trump's Mongrel Mix of The Gestapo/Blackshirts/Waffen-SS ....... formerly known as 'ICE' Getting THEIR Arses Kicked!!! Well Done, Firefighters!!! www.facebook.com/share/v/12Ju...

What's with his eyebrows? 😂

Iconic ironic eyebrow

It’s Iraq 2.0 where the Bush admin put the ice cream truck in charge of Iraq oil sector because of abortion… Or the Arabian horse show guy in charge of FEMA because friend of college roommate How bad could this be? #SarcasmIntended

“Loyalty trumps experience” is literally how people got hired for any important position in Eastern European communism era.

This guy is 22? Has just the mere proposition of working directly under Trump already started to age him?

I know right? He looks older. Forehead lines on a 22 year old?

Okay at least I'm not the only one thinking this

He is a concept of a governmental employee smh

Really? Kramer called and he wants his eyebrow back.

Kinda reminds of Sean pen in Carlitos way

A Terrorattack from Iran ist the most best thing for Donny to happen. After that he could do anything and i thin thats why he put someone like this in this position. Good luck America.

Insanity

That eyebrow has to be AI

OMFG

QtipsANON. Loyalty and vegetales!

Trump is a WAR MONGER IDIOT!

Stormi Daniels would have been a better choice.

This can’t be the sacred timeline