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This is your leader. This is your leader on adderal...

*via ghostwriter

Arrest this orange shit for brains and is moron minions !!!

Ope There goes another chance at the Nobel peace prize… As if war monger trump would EVER deserve this award.

Today's episode of Nightmare at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave S2 reality shit-show, "They don't know what the F they're doing!" Nightmare is an understatement.

They've been at this for a long time, he just got tricked...again. He is a spoilt child having another tantrum and the adults are just ignoring him.

He kills any dignity the office had left on a daily basis.

"I clearly ignored all diplomatic channels and demanded a cease-fire on my failing social media site. Why is nobody listening?" -Taco trump, basically

Never any deal. He was duped, played for the fool he is.

So much for the 56th time he should have won the Nobel ….

Art of the Dud!🤷🏽‍♀️

Waste of skin

Dude, he's such a master at making deals.

Has bone spurs in his brain…

What a wonderful example he sets for the nation.

The old dumb fuck thought that yelling “ceasefire” made it so. It’s like Michael Scott on The Office yelling “I declare bankruptcy!”

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I'm researching how many previous POTUS' used the F-word publicly or in something other than a "hot-mic" situation. So far, I'm at zero.

I am not offended by the word, I am offended by his extremely limited vocabulary, of which this is a symptom.

I think Nixon did a time or two on tape.

Well, he broke the 230 year old seal on references to dick size in a Presidential debate in 2016, so zero “fucks” tracks

Did he think that Iran would just back off after gettin' bombed?🤔🤦🏻‍♂️

Such poise! Such a pokerface!

The Art of the Loss

It’s almost like they (checks notes) don’t respect him.

I’m one to drop F-bombs blot I don’t drop bombs just because nobody came to my birthday party.

He's so true to himself.

HAHAHA

More like "The Art of the Squeal".

Its ridiculous that saying fuck gets more attention than supplying missiles to Israel that are used to kill children. Or the intentional shooting of children, women, journalists, medical professionals.

It seems like we've got a couple of Office fans and a history buff in the making! Michael Scott's antics never fail to bring a smile, and I'm loving the research on POTUS' F-bombs. Can you imagine if Trump had declared bankruptcy on live TV?

Netanyahu played Trump for the sucker. Textbook con.

Donnie was willing bc he needs a success, wants a Nobel Peace Prize & wanted to flex his bomb muscles. 1st term he wanted to bomb Iran, N Korea & MX (cartel drug labs) - blame another country NYT - classified preliminary analysis says: “sealed doors” at 2 sites; set Iran’s program back a few months

They don’t see evidence facilities collapsed. May be why briefing of the Senate was suddenly “postponed” (A ‘few months’ would be for a “crude” weapon.) Said much of Iran’s stockpile of enriched uranium was moved before this. Matches some Israeli intel that Iran has covert sites in case of attack

Just because you say ceasefire, does not mean all parties agree to a ceasefire. That is the party the 🍊 toddler does not understand. Foreign policy is not, "do what you are told" by anyone.

The problem, I think, is that he declared a Cease Fire but he didn't say, "I HEREBY DECLARE A CEASE FIRE," so it didn't stick. Everybody knows that to be legally binding, a Truth Social post has to have at least one HEREBY. (Also he didn't thank Israel and Iran for their attention to this matter.)

He fucking caused the whole thing, since we're dropping f-bombs

I actually liked seeing this glimpse of humanity from Trump. Foreign relations and negotiating peace is hard! Who knew?!?

What are the chances that a ceasefire deal was just another big Trump lie? I don’t believe there ever was an agreement. Just more bullshittery from the bullshittery master.

What a low class clown.

Bibi knows he Fucked Up. Fuck, even Geraldo didn’t piss off Trump that badly.

I’ll take a president who is willing to deliver explosive bombs and F-bombs on Iran, instead of a president who delivers pallets of cash to Iran.

He just exudes statesmanship...

He is accustomed to bullying and threatening his way to “art of the deal” which has, for god only knows why, worked. When his only “diplomatic”strategy isn’t successful, temper tantrum, blaming the victim and giving up and being let win at golf makes him feel better. #Ukraine #Gaza #Iran

Can't believe this is headline news, who cares?

The felon seems perplexed, but this undertaking is relatively new compared to his one day termination of the Russia Ukraine war.

Dementia can make a person aggressive and foul mouthed.

Fuck that cock-sucking piece of shit racist son of a bitch. Did I say that?

Trump makes me foul-mouthed.

He’s been this way all his life. Now the stakes are higher, he’s weaker & it spills into public. One of the biographers wrote he interviewed former classmates of DJT at the military (middle) school. He found that DJT honed his bullying skills there.

His first term he didn't use terms like "kissing my ass" when he was being recorded. He even used "pussy" instead of the "c-word" when he was indulging in locker room talk that was not being recorded, as far as he knew.

Who knew Diet Coke still had this much cocaine?

Well, to be fair, Trump did not write the Art of the Deal himself, or at all, and it is obviously fiction....

Bet he’s happy the big BAD bill is out of PRESS tho

Such a role model.

The dart of the eel.

Was there really a ceasefire, I don’t believe it one bit. tRUMP is incapable of telling the truth about anything, obviously there wasn’t a ceasefire. Wishful thinking by a complete dumbass!!

Does he have to prove to everyone every day that he has no class.

How about the art of the steel.

There goes his Nobel Peace Prize.

Chefs kiss priceless from a meat popsicle who claimed that women were “too emotional” to be President and would lead the country to war 🤪

Did both sides agree to this “ceasefire”? Or is this based entirely on conversations that happened in Donny’s imagination?

CORRECTION: From the man who HIRED A GHOSTWRITER WHO brought us The Art of the Deal.

The biggest load he's seen.

This is what happens when a toddler doesn't get his way. A temper tantrum.

I think there is worse coming. The briefing to the US Senate was suddenly postponed. NYT — “ …the Defense Intelligence Agency report indicates that the sites were not damaged as much as some administration officials had hoped, and that Iran retains control of almost all of its nuclear material… “

Crass is, indeed, spelled with SS.

Friend or enemy, no one does what he wants just because he wants them to. Now he’s got a sulk on. Watch that bottom lip eclipse is face. No Trump, no Nobel (No Bell due to no balls) prize for you Mr B Spurs.

Was it a bunker busting F Bomb : )

I think we know who doesn’t know what the F he’s doing

#DonnyNoDeals got played 🤣🤣🤣

Like Neros fiddle

Yep

“Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I READ YOUR BOOK!”

No Art of the FOUL Mouth!!! :((

I’m sooooo tired of living in his reality show!!

Yep. Agreed.

So Artful, So Powerful, no more like, so What.

You misspelled “Shart”

Now rename : Art of the Steal

Are you forgetting the Democrats after the election?

There never was a deal. Iran never agreed to any terms and denies such an agreement even being discussed.

Obama didn’t have a potty mouth.

Tacky

He was upset because his charade was exposed

I'm sure Susan Collins is concerned.

Says they haven't an effing clue, and yet, neither does he...

Israel only gets an extra 12 hours to shoot at Iran. Why wouldn't Iran jump on this deal? "Officially, Iran will start the CEASEFIRE and, upon the 12th Hour, Israel will start the CEASEFIRE . . ."

this is what he called a good deal right? when all sides aren't happy? right?

Think about this, only reason USA isn't in even more shit than it is right now is due to Maga Replublican incompetence and stupidity! Scary thought that it could of been worse 😱 Prays for USA 🙏

What if the real ceasefire was the friends we made along the way?

No, the ceasefire was in our hearts all along.

Instead, the ceasefire was just a dream all along

NOT to make light of sexual assault victims, since I am one, and I work in recovery aid for others… but the opportunity has presented itself for satire to overtake my better tactfulness. “The Cop of the Feel” would be more an apt title. Sorry, I had to say it.

Meanwhile food prices are up, gas is up, rent/mortgage is up, still no plan for healthcare, and the list goes on.

But. But. He tweeted there was a cease fire agreement. That means it should be so! What an idiot.

It would be so much funnier if it weren’t for the fact that actual lives and security of nations weren’t on the line. This guy is literally a four-year-old was his finger on the big red button.

I’m no longer amused by the pretzel-twisting hypocritical lies Xtians & other MAGAs put themselves through to excuse the beast they voted into office. At first it was amusing. Now it’s just disgusting.

He just might be the one to bring peace to the region.

He's so full of shit

Shart of the deal... #86🍊W⚓

He's all out of ideas. He's run out of cards.

He is trying to safe face, just another lie.

Where's all those family values people?Oh yeah, they voted for Trump.They have no values

so, Trump is angry because Iran and Israel promised him something and didn't listen. So why doesn't he just fire them... just fire Iran and Israel, because that's what he always does.

Fart of the Deal

Donnie….. 🖕

How did we end up with the dumbest bag-of-dicks on the planet as our President? "One of them asked me to bomb the other, and I did, then I said stop bombing each other, and they didn't, so it's their fault."

When you start to cuss you have no argument. It comes to who can shout the loudest.

This is a man with dementia

anyone else think "a day late & dollar short" is closer to describing him than art of the deal?

He is disgusting and embarrassing.

Awww dumbdaddy Mc orange pants thought he was calling the shots 😂😂😂😂😂

What colour is the sky in Trump’s world?

Art of the Fuck Up

Donny, Re the term "Obliterated"

‘The Art of They Don’t Know What The Fuck They’re Doing’

What a wordsmith. The eloquence of a doorknob.

#ArtOfTheGrift #DonOldCantDeal #DonOldWontDeal #DonOldCanBeBoughtCheap #DonOldIsNoLeader

😂😂🤡😂😂 moron! Peace Prize my ASS!

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Ceasefire in his psychotic delusions.

Simplistic and crude: That's what the holder of America's highest office is now. With every day that passes, he further degrades the dignity of that office.

I mean, imagine if he did the office the disservice of wearing a tan suit? 🙄

I don't know what the big deal is. I drop the F-bomb every time that I see or hear Felon 47.

Trump wants that Nobel Peace Prize really bad!

How very Presidential.....dickhead !

The Fart of the Deal…and we know who stinks

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More like a fart of a deal. 🤡

Correction: Art of the steal.

Art of the Fail... its trumps life story.

So presidential

THIS is the big news today? Who cares? Show me who is working on protecting non-white folks from being sent to San Salvador, who cares that women, LGBT, and poor people are being discriminated against! Show me who is for the working class! SHOW ME!

While Trump is trying out new vices, can someone hand him a beer (sorry, a Cosmopolitan might inflate his ego better)? After all, as a batshit crazy super narcissist teetotaler with a short temper and vocabulary, how could he be any worse drunk?

From the man whose ghost writer had to write “The Art of the Deal” and who probably didn’t get paid for his actual work.

Weird how nobody takes this guy seriously.

Well to be fair, it always did look like a potty mouth.

He is the is F… bomb.

Fox: "What a virile display of manliness from the Commander in Chief!" 🤮

First arguably useful thing he's done in his entire presidency and then he fucks it up within hours. I don't know why I'm even surprised.

Felon 47 is so hoping for a Nobel Prize... Thug? Criminals don't get those things.

His name being on the cover doesn't mean he wrote it (he didn't, and he hasn't read it either, from what I understand).

Remember when Obama was crucified for wearing a tan suit? Times have changed. Trump is dropping F bombs and nothing will happen.

Not only is he stupid, he’s one of the crudest people ever to hold public office.

It's sad that this gets more blowback than illegally starting a war

Aww he’s mad cause he’ll never get a peace prize - just a piss prize 🏆🤣😂 Trump & Netanyahu started this attack & should be charged and locked up for life!

Psychopath Adolf 'Dodgie Donnie' Trump's Mongrel Mix of The Gestapo/Blackshirts/Waffen-SS ....... formerly known as 'ICE' Getting THEIR Arses Kicked!!! Well Done, Firefighters!!! www.facebook.com/share/v/12Ju...

That was a misnomer.

He is making things worse. Remove him.

Maybe Trump should go grab them by the p*ssy

Biden made him say it.

The conclusions of a classified report - as reported by NYT the attack did not accomplish much. — A preliminary classified U.S. report says … sealed off the entrances to two of the facilities but did not collapse their underground buildings... … set back Iran’s nuclear program by only a few months—

so, ummm, no Nobel Peace Prize?

And according to CNN’s sources, he set back the Iranian nuclear program a whole three months.

Dude is a straight up clown. 24/7

Too bad he didn't have any ketchup

He didn’t know what he was fucking doing

Does he ever?

now we have the strategic advantage of all our enemies knowing we have no clue while we continue to have no clue

I think you’ve had that strategic advantage for some time😏

yeah... ...yeah ☹️

LUNATIC!

Oh look , he's pretending to want peace again. Just a few days after fucking bombing Iran.

Did he call himself an f head?

Christians wanted the beast of revelations; they got the dollar tree version…

I don’t mind the language, but his mouth is disgusting

"Trump❤️Iran" 🧵thread bsky.app/profile/edhi...

He’s just a low level douche, a bully and pussy. I could take him in a fair fight, and I’m old, fat, and have bad knees.