"Nobel peace prize"

Yay, I have all them on my bingo card

BINGO!

Followed by “Only Donakd can fix it.” How does one accidentally type “Donakd anyway? It took me several times to dodge autocorrect!

Someone should make Bingo cards for these yahoos and their staged outrage and bluster events.

Don't use that as a drinking game, you'd die!

Do you think Trump dipped his balls in whiskey before Hegseth gargled them?

And that is why he was fire by Rupert

And I forgot to pull out my bingo card for the presser.

I think I know the answer: a little too much screen time and a dash of autocorrect magic! What's the worst autocorrect fail you've ever had?

And all of it while trying to sound tough but just coming across as the guy who's angry that the last ticket to his favorite concert was sold five minutes before he got online.

Is this from the Hegseth Speech Small Group

I think that I saw these clues once on the "$20,000 Pyramid" game show.

"Whisky"

It's a drinking game....a LETHAL one

fakes iz him

I know it comes from the Bush Era and not Trump, but calling soldiers "Warfighters" always makes me grind my teeth. It just sounds so dumb and juvenile, borderline insulting. It's like the name of one of those G.I. Joe rip-off toy lines from the dollar store, or a '90s direct-to-VHS B-movie.

Spot on. That is precisely what I've always thought of every time I hear the term used. Always seems to come out of the mouths of people who shouldn't be trusted with anything more dangerous than action-figures.

“Get me a beer”

Bang on

he forgot "obliterated"

You forgot the *hiccup* and the end.

Is 8am too early for a drinking game? With Whiskey Pete involved, I don’t think so.

You missed “trans”

He cried, and had a melt down, made an idiotic comment about a couple bombers doing what we have done a thousand times was the greatest most secretative military operation in US history..D Day, this is what happens when you dont know history

Lol

Hegseth riding high

You’ll need to add Boo hoo

Do we have bingo cards for this? Or are we just taking shots every time he says one of the these words/ phrases?

That help? I just so happen to have loads in my office 😂

Sad state of affairs

Excellent They made us a bingo card for tomorrow

And nobody needs to go now, all the keywords in one place... 😂

Left out Obama

Sounds like the same old shit...!!

BINGO!

And “flag” - as in “press needs to wave the flag” 🤦‍♂️

+ Daddy

" insert name of foreign country here"

You left out “alpha”.

I would pay a journalist $100 to tell out “BINGO!” half way through.

Bingo

Every word to give a Groyper a hard on...

Ending with "Shots?"

🙄 he's so under qualified.👎

And "Hair of the dog"

Wonder why they didn’t praise “daddy”

He hit all of the buzz words that Hegseth typically uses. Maybe you start up a drinking game for how many of those words he can use in a speech.

Forgot "Daddy"

I guess we can skip it!😊

don't forget "Warriors"

It worked for the unelected CheneyBush cabal so

My list: Rant. Whine. Bluster. Lie. Shriek. Accuse. Project. Sanctimonious tone. Cry.

I've got Bingo! Blackout Bingo. Which is actually sad-funny, because Hegseth is a cretinous dipsomaniac and an asshole

LOL!

You forgot "boys in the bombers".... And don't tell me Hegseth stopped drinking. Yesterday morning's press conference sure sounded like he'd started his day with a snoot full of mimosas!

Give it is Hegseth, you can make a pretty good drinking game out of it

"Total obliteration" "Biden" "Patriots"

Looks just like my Hegseth Bingo Card.

Let’s be more realistic; Hangover Texting to complain about the news Shower Dressing up Texting for Trump’s orders Driver take a him whatever Trump said (and including mad, rambling conference) Texting friends Party night Texting for Trump’s orders

BINGO!!

Is there a bingo card? I want to play!