More tea, less brandy

May I be the one to introduce the USA to the term "Gammon". " Angry red faced, middle-aged white man, angry at anyone who doesn't share his complexion, gender, sexuality etc"

He’s a proper enraged shade of scarlet too! 🤣

Piers Morgan tends to have that effect

There debating on whether The Simpson's are still good or not

When Maga tried to explain why the sky is green 💚 because Trump said so

Dumber and dumbest!

When i woke up from my medically induced coma to get me off benzos my dong was this big.

Two drunk idiots arguing at a bar.

"I TOLD YOU I'M NOT DOING TOP TONIGHT. THIS TIME... I'M THE BOTTOM!"

Same energy

Peterson tries auto erotic asphyxiation live on piers Morgan show

Bad lip reading... "I've seen it, not up close, maybe it is this big if we are generous. Like i said, I didn'tget too close."

Use boiling water for tea, not facials.

Consider the lobster

Pov: Your dad just told you to clean your room

"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!"

I pissed in that cup and there was also blood

That post can not be top!! I'm signing off so I can laugh in private. Well done!!!

Mr Potato Head and Mr Tomato Head.

The guy on the right is on fire.

Morgan: so will you finally admit Nazis are bad? Peterson: How dare you?!?!

Hot Ones really jumped the shark

Your background IS TOTALLY FAKE!!!

Why on Earth would any journalist give Jordan Peterson the time of day? The man is an idiot posing as an intellectual.

Left: One second before a spit take Right: One second before a shit take

Not those liberal tears!

"...and there on the car door handle... was a HOOK!"

“What do you mean drinking your tea? What do you mean ‘tea’? Do you believe in tea to the point of giving your life for ‘tea’? Are. You. Willing. To. Die. For. ‘Tea.’”

Brainrot whiner baby panel.

Facts don't care about your feelings.

That red-faced man needs his BP meds adjusted. Piers ... just sipping away, waiting for him to stroke out on live TV.

A pair of tits

Oh come on, it’s too easy…

I know the asshole on the left - don't know the one on the right by face. Another asshole?

LOL “No Caption Needed”

A meeting of the morons 🤷‍♀️

Two dickhead who have taken peoples lives and yet get a free pass now they're on tv

And now, we check in with our Vault 33 News Team man on the surface. "How's it going up there, Johnny?"

Caught in a radiation storm!

"Thanks, Johnny!"

How Coffee rises your blood preasure.

“Someone reached in and grabbed it, it was rooock looobster”

www.youtube.com/live/1hGlWy9...

The Smug and the Sniveler

BP 210/105

“I’ve seen it and it is this big.”

Red faced bafoon screams at dickhead drunk on tv.

Lobster boy finally gets his wish to become a real lobster.

Ku Klux Koffee Klatch

Hoes mad

Turds in a punchbowl

"Oompa Loompa Doopa-dee berries..... someone done gone and stole my cherries..... ", Willy Wonka 2

Someone got rabies...

@cosmepolitics.bsky.social hey yo, George loves you

NO WAY.

Imbeciles imbeciling.

Stop drinking that! It has fluoride!

The Satanic Interview

That's right. That's the mug Piers Morgan used to catch Jordan Peterson's tears...

Is he normally this purple or is it just bad lighting? 😭

Piers, you promised me lobster, you bastard. Where is my lobster?!? I don't care if it's this small. I want it!!!! - KERMIT The lobster was a lie - Piers

Left: “Bold choice to go full cherry tomato on national TV.” Right: “I moisturize exclusively with grievance and steak juice.”

2 assholes, 1 cup.

New ‘lady screaming at cat’ meme just dropped

SHE WORE A CROWN AND CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, PIERS.

"I love it when a plan comes together."

Coffee or Cocaine

Blah, blah, blah [delivered with well practiced, righteous indignation]

When the ghost pepper finally makes its exit.

New Inside Out movie's Anger just dropped.

"Mmmmm, tea." "Piers, the y-y-y-young men, these boys, their r-r-r-rooms,*sob*they're messy rooms,and and m-m-m-mothers aren't ready to a-a-assist them, just feminize...*sob*No!, No Piers! *sob*the messiness is the emptiness Piers! a void at the middle of a degenerate *sob* culture, and and..."

Twatface and Gammon...

I'm crushing your head!

"My penis is this small", says the puppet on the right while his ventriloquist on the left drinks down his tears out of a Homer mug while sticking his hand up his puppet's ass.

Peterson: I thought the makeup I picked was orange. Morgan: Then I would have called you Daddy.

Jordan Peterson's pathetic attempt to Force Choke Piers Morgan.

I feel like there's a joke about his relationship to cider, and the link between fragile masculinity and being an insufferable git. For everyone's sake, let's not go there. It is a silly place.

Tomato suit and a stilled cheese

TWO IDIOTS, ONE CUP.

They’re both part of the British commonwealth so it was fair play to say “two cunts, one cup”

LOL that cup ain't big enough for their combined BS

Padawan accidentally force-chokes himself on live tv

The blueberry and the tomato taste especially acidic and sour when grown from MAGA tears.

Those who use sunscreen vs those who use beef tallow

"You're missing the fundamental, eschatological focal point, Piers: it was my grandmother's vagina. Think about what that means for humanity."

Red, white, and boozed.

Red leather, yellow leather

Be careful not to choke on your aspirations Director

gurgle, gurgle, gurgle

No, keep talking. We've been waiting far too long for the brain aneurism, and it'll be fantastic ratings if you can have one right here on live feed!

“THERE’S NO CUTS TO MEDICARE!”

Drugs are bad

Why do i feel like i missed something epic?

I'm going to yell about how genocide is the right choice and you're going to love it because "ratings".

Pompous twit interviews angry pimple.

Morgan used to be an abomination. Now he's realised that humanity is on the side of Palestine

"Piers, Stormy said it was only this big, as round as a pencil, and barely lasted 30 seconds." No wonder he portrays himself as a strong man, he has a Lot of making up to do! Just another child.

I slipped it in this far.

PISS Pierce, you're drinking piss. How does it taste?

A pair of micro peens.

Three mugs on TV.

Guest seen here live from hell.

I used to be somebody! I thought you were my friend!

There are so, so many Disco Elysium lines that would fit.

Tea with Satan

Worlds most improbable and most disturbing Omegal split screen.

Share that booze!

Me when I spend all day in the sun ow oof ouchy my skin hurt.

omg.

Two sophists, one agenda.

That's one's smoking hot cup of joe you got there Piers. I put ICE in mine can you tell.

How's the view from hell?

anal bleeding and death

Finish your ivermectin, Piers, and then I'll explain how skin cancer is a woke hoax.

D'oh!

PETERSON: The taste could be better, but I promise you that drinking this tea made from cow droppings will flood your system with natural enzymes that will radically increase blood flow to your head and brain.

Are they in the same location?

I don't think so, but it's a joke so fictionally...whatever

"He's Mr. Heat Miser, he's Mr. Sun...".

Slurpslurpslurp

Penises this size are perfect really, I use mine for everyone'mixed drinks. Any bigger and it would spill all over the place. My wife left me because she said I have tiny dick energy but I think she just got that woke mine virus. Anyways how's your drink? I made that one special.

Piers! Have you ever fallen asleep with perm solution in your hair? For 12 hours? And no barrier cream? Hell yes, I'll get emotional!

Shitlord Central

Dull and Duller

"And we're making butt hole bleaching legally available for free for everyone".

Violet Beauregard what have you done?!?!

...but that's none of my business.

Anger from Inside/Out is getting his 15 minutes...

baboon's ass yells at "the simpson's" superfan drinking coffee.

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Xanax pills slipping through the vent. God appearing to me in a commercial bottle of lead ridden water. Teens confusing me about what religion is. All of it gone. Like tears in the rain.

Nice😁

"We threw tea into the bay so there would be no kings!" "Hold my tea."

This is the worst production of Hadestown ever.

A deamon

Prat & Prejudice

Satan informing Piers Morgan he will have to share a room with Jimmy Swaggart

Winner here.. best answer

Not sure who they are, but I'll guess Dumb and Dumber?

I'd rather not.

"You found my only weakness, higher levels of bigoted sass."

"I swear Piers, it's this big!"

Historic battle takes place between horse's ass and baboon's ass to see which is bigger ass. Baboon takes early ass lead but horse's ass holding steady.

Why is Jorpy so red?

Man drinks the potion of turning another man red

Holy shit!