Swamp cologne.

💩

Wonder if it smells like trump farts?

Victory aka eau de depends.

Fire & Brimstone?

In the UK a trump is a fart, breaking wind. If you want to pay money to smell like his ass...

kind of expensive for shit "Made in CHINA" ???

Were these *ahem*, fragrances not exempted from the tariffs? I guess only people who can afford to smell REALLY CLASSY will be able to buy this stuff.

if you wanna smell like a 50-gallon DIAPER

It probably smells like urine

Should have been called “golden shower”.

You DON'T want to smell like an incontinent clown?? Hmm. Odd.

I kinda want to smell them so I know a republican by their scent… because you know they are all going to want to smell like “victory”

Made in China!

Depends.

Solid... unlike what's in his Depends

🤣🤣🤣

Brilliant!

😂😂😂

SMELLS LIKE A FULL DIAPER AND REGRET

the jungle book. I wanna be like you hoohoo

See a lot of "he stinketh" comments when I'm still trying to figure out what the fucking scent is supposed to be. what does victory smell like? It's a scent for men and/or women? What, does it smell like the taj mahal? I want answers!

Pic above. The volatile top notes will burn off quickly, and the mid-base notes, which basically all smell the same, will be flat and one-dimensional. I don't make perfumes, I dabble a tiny bit in body products bc hubs is allergic to most mass-market stuff, but the same principles apply...

...your base notes anchor your scent. Let's say patchouli, because thats a strong, distinct scent that doesn't play well with other bases. Then I want a mid-note, let's say pine and cedar for a sharper scent to cut through the heaviness of the patchouli. Then I would want top notes, what the nose...

...smells first. This is usually a light supporting fragrance. For a nature-forward patchouli/pine/cedar blend, I'd want something sweet that would cut through the mid-notes. So I would probably choose a Meyer lemon, lemongrass, and a whiff of a floral note. Maybe orange blossom...

...so it should to from lightness of citrus cutting through to the the fresdheness of pine/cedar anchored in the woody/mossy notes of patchouli. That way, there are distinct notes that harmonise and change over time. This would ultimately settle into being sweet and earthy...

...whereas the trump cologne will end up smelling like a one dimensional bankers office with a half dead plant in it.

Man I love this incredible setup, and I've learned about perfume! If I wanted to smell like sweaty one's and dead plants I'd seriously reconsider that job offer from the vegan strip club.

Shit. Oils ahaha. AuDHD in the house. Eucalyptus Tea tree *note: this will kill a cat even in small amounts, even from transdermal exposure.* Peppermint Rosemary Cedar Pine Mix as desired or substitute your own. The same base is a killer salve, and holds fragrances amazing for fragrance balms

Ahahahaha! Poverty breaks you, or it makes you very, very creative. It made me very creative. The 'I want to have that, but I can't afford that, but I also bet I can make that.' My vick's vaporub dupe is amazing, and costs about $1.75/jar. ...

Coconut oil, 5% beeswax by weight 5-7% essential oils (usually 20-70 drops each oil depending on batch size and fragrance strength. More strong = less kid safe) Melt oil and beeswax Stir Wait until mix comes closer to body temp Mix in oils, stir well Depot Use w/i 12 months 💜 -fin-

Like you shit your pants?

Yes you too can smell like presidential piss. It’ll go great with the scent of the Cleveland steamer he’s turned our country into.

eau de July barnyard

Essence of ass and ketchup

Why is this happening?? Omfg

It probably smells like a lavender. Depends filled with McDonald's poo.

they both smell like ass

He's making so much money from being president. He's using his platform to make millions

Who’s buying his stuff? Of course, it’s MAGAs & other idiots. Shirts, coins, watches & now cologne.

What's next, retail brick & mortar? 🙄🙄🙄

I can do it for a lot cheaper. Just need some diaper cream and a big mac wrapper...

Run from anyone from does.

This

Assy?

Food prices are soaring, but it's still cheaper to sit naked in a tub full of OJ than burn $250 to smell like freshly-squeezed orange asshole.

A snake oil huckster through and through.

While getting my history degree I took a Military History course and internship with the teacher. During that internship I got to meet a man who got the medal of honor pinned on him by Trump. When asked what it was like to meet the president, he said "Didn't like him. Smelled like Onions."

It’s so pathetic and cringeworthy.

Eau de Bullshit 💩 No, thanks. 😂

What fresh hell is this

betcha it smells like "scratch & sniff"

Smell like wet mushrooms and Diet Coke! Who could say no?

Eau de Charte

In production...

Did the catch the essence of his Depends?

He’s making America like a cheap carnival.

Only two things scare me: nuclear war and ….. carnies.

Why pay when you can shit your pants for free?

Perfumes, guitars, bibles, crypto, watches, hats, gold shoes…. The grifting is remarkable and his maga moron followers keep lining up to fill his pockets.

Like its name sake .. looks cheap, nasty and smells like intestinal gas .

I need to know what this smells like so I can defenestrate anyone I smell wearing it.

LOL sure George, just take a bigly whiff, you can smell him from where you are at... I can

That’s a hard LOL!

Trump looks NOTHING like that gold imitation Oscar figure. He looks more like he is sporting leg braces over his clown shoes as he watched the destruction of the Rose Garden last week.

How It’s Made

It's a lovely scent of ass and ketchup.

The scent of an open sewage treatment plant, the essence of trailer park trash red hats, and a hint of failure. In fact, failure is the only thing you smell after a few minutes.

Trump isn't 45-47, he's straight-up 5150. 25th Amendment NOW.

🤣😂🤣😂

Ah, the smell of an old man in a nappy. Who wouldn't want it! I have the 'old' smell naturally. No need for a nappy, yey. Thankfully!

I love the smell of corruption in the morning.

Guaranteed it has a little bit of his piss in every bottle... and his simps LOVE it

Why spend the money when you can pick up a Trumpish aroma for free, by hanging around in McDonald's and wetting yourself?

His diapers and breath? Hell no.

Orange ass?

The smell of piss and desperation - that's gonna be a hard pass

Who wants to SMELL like URINE & DIAPER A$$? 😆

🤢

🤮blatantly profiting from his so-called service

Smells like geriatric asshole with a hint of leaky catheter.

Filled to the brim with Zyklon B!

I seem to remember that Moses came back to his people and wasn’t thrilled to see them worshipping golden idols.

It smells like a mother's disappointment, hairspray, shit, and mcdonalds grease

Diaper Don

the muscle statue is funny - should just be a bottle of orange make up yeah ?

President QVC

He's so fucking cheap and classless eh

Wow. Will the grift never end?

If he stopped grifting he would probably just fade away. It's the core of his personality and essence.

Nope.

It smells like ass!

Yeah no.

Maybe a good bug repellant?

Didn't know ball sack crotchrot could be bottled.

The MAGAts had better save their money for the medicine that they're soon no longer going to be able to afford or food for their hungry kids. Maybe they can also use what they save to buy grandma one of those meals that "Meals on Wheels" provides because they're not going to be able to deliver soon.

Chicken noodle soup getting expensive

I can smell it from here.

Smells Like Mean Spirit

Canadian here so maybe I just don't understand your system, but is it *legal* for the leader of your country to use his platform to push his private businesses? Never mind how friggin' tacky this is...

No. It’s not.

Conflict of interest. They made President Jimmy Carter give up his peanut farm. The same rules apply to all presidents. It’s the enforcement part that is the issue.

Thanks, though my question was a tad tongue-in-cheek

It's not supposed to be.

Macabre joke.

My guess is shit with a hint of shame?

Remember this?🥴

Ew. Gross 😝.

This doesn't pass the the smell test.

Though to be fair, I would not want to smell like George Takei either...

you too can own a bowling trophy filled with cat piss inside a of brick

This will be marketed under the name Schrödinger's Litterbox 🙀

What does it smell like? Well, probably not a musk…

Day old urine and greed.

If I wanted to smell like shit, I just wouldn't wipe. No need to waste money on his bullshit.

Notes of rancid roast beef, urine and skin bronzer.

I can smell that diaper scent all the way here.

Made so much worse when you know that in the UK trump means fart. Smell like fart so everyone knows you’re a racist 🤣

Probably smells like Swamp Ass💩

So one's like 'Just Plain Shit' and the other is what? 'Bloody Stools'?

Who wants to smell like cheap spray tanner and a full adult diaper? 🤮

Flop-sweat and adult diapers…

Yay, new target practice toys to shoot on the lawn ^^

It's probably hideously over-priced, poorly made, and smells terrible.

At least when you go to the toilet to urinate you can refill the bottle!!!!

MADE FROM A MIXTURE OF ALLIGATOR ALCATRAZ SWAMP WATER, SQUEEZINGS FROM TRUMP DIAPERS, AND LOTS OF OTHER SHIT (LITERALLY). GUARANTEED 100% TOXIC AND NOXIOUS.

How Utterly Fucking disgusting 🤮 .. The grift never ends .. but HE WILL !! Living for the day !!

Just imagine if Obama sold trinkets and stuff, FOX news would have caused a 5.0 on the scale of Richter. Imagine how depraved and and craving for money the president of the US has to be to sell China made perfume to his cult.

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Imagine Trump during his next press statement. One of the slimy media representatives will ask why he smells sooo good today. He will then pull a bottle out of a pocket and show it. Totally surreal. 😂 Until it really plays out like this. 😁

I can smell like Trump's ass?

Can't someone stop him?

. I am surprised Trump does not have a full-featured catalog (like the old Sears catalog) and make a commission on everything sold (like Amazon does). He'd make millions!

🤢

It is actually called skunk spray #47

Did you ever think a president would sell cologne?? It gets better….the fragrance Fight! Fight! Fight! Victory 45-47 in men and women

Oh yuk

Is...is that what he thinks he looks like?

You could smell like Dump for free. Take a 💩, wipe and dab it on your neck or wrists. He has literally 💩 his pants on camera. He surely must smell like it all the time. Seriously, who wants to spend $199 or $249 (of course, the women's one is more) to smell like cheap vending machine cologne?!

Yuck!

how is this legal????????????????????????

Winning... Reminds me of this 😂 youtu.be/9QS0q3mGPGg?...

to be fair a 'hard pass' is generally what he smells like

He smells like 💩 and putting out cologne? This is so embarrassing, don’t his kids tell him?

🤮 Gross

Big Mac BO does not appeal to me

Soiled adult diaper and stale diet coke, no thanks

45-47 Mr Poopy pants

Also available as Melania Mist. Or is that Missed?

Eau d’ Emoluments

Smells like 1985 with a side of soiled diaper and fat roll sweat.

Likely smells like ass.

The scent of poop and of self tanning cream. Not pleasant, just like the Felon.

They could bottle his farts and MAGAs would buy them.

Ewww…I don’t even want to imagine that.

“I have opened a bottle of Perelli’s Elixir and I say to you that it is nothing more than an errant fraud concocted of piss and ink.”

Why does anyone find his narcissism attractive? He is the most insecure leader we've ever had. How is this being a leader? Also for the pious…isnt there something about false idols in that book y'all like quoting from all of the time? He and their party leadership are all INFIDELS. Todos.

Someone on his marketing team is an Office fan!

My baby granddaughter smells better than Trump and she’s not potty trained yet. She can, however talk about excrement in 2 languages - “caca poop”.

If I wanted to smell like shit. I’d just roll around in my cats litter box

Diaper, bad steak and Diet Coke?

Trump -- Noun: An act of breaking wind. Verb: To break wind from the anus, to fart.

eew de toilet!

I’m sure is smells like his diaper

Eau de Shit

I love your pithy comments

😆👍

If you believe _rump’s pitch, you are really pretty stupid. You probably deserve to smell stupid too.

NOOOOOOOOO

Smells like shitty diapers.

Hard to pass up such an opportunity, but I'm with you!

You want to smell like dog shit 🤣

You know "Trump" means "Fart" this side of the pond, right?

I can piss on myself and get the same smell.

Add asparagus for the perfume

Everything about him is just the worst joke ever

‘F you wanna stank…

Who knew obnoxious narcissism had an odor?

Yeah. Nope. Ew.

Soiled depends, small sweaty hands, odour of a comb over, and a bit of swamp water. Why would you not want to smell like this???

The gift that keeps on grifting.

I dont want to smell like poopy pants and meat sweats

This isn’t #fragrance. It’s Trumps poo-pourri trying to cover up the stink of his own corruption. Disgusting all the same. What an idiot. He’s already bizarre. Now he’s gone all middle eastern will he do a bazaar at the White House next ? The Trump flea market and bazaar.

Exquisite scent of fast food, moldy body folds and loose bowel movements. I don't need a bottle for that. I smell all that at work five times a week.

Who doesn't want to smell like burgers, bo, and a dirty diaper

Is this real ? If you want to smell like Trump - something is wrong .

Is this real? is the existential question of our times.

A mixture of halitosis, ketchup, premature ejaculation, and 💩. Hard pass.

Odeur de pet d'orange

How the fuck can a President do this shit and not be in jail?

Any other POTUS would be in prison, but our extreme corrupt court gave him immunity to commit all the crimes he wants including murder. I will add no other POTUS would commit the crimes he does.

Who’s challenged it?

decreed executive oder

Don't care how you package it. Skunk piss is still skunk piss.

Hard pass. Don’t want to smell like old man farts

🤮🤮🤮

Does it come with a bronzer stained diaper?

Putrid.

Wherever taste and style exist - Trump is not I imagine this being formulated to mask the smell of a full diaper, as the Americans say

Eau de Diaper

They smell like pumpkin spice poop.

Who are the suckers that will buy this crap?

"Arrgh! It smells like bigfoot's dick!"

Depends?

Diapers infusion.

I bought the cologne and my dog Tazz says it smells like ass, so paws up from him.

So fucked up. Slime.

..... the real source of trump odor's -

The Aroma!!!!!!