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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social

“I wanna smell like Trump” is a hard pass.

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sboulder.bsky.social @sboulder.bsky.social

Swamp cologne.

jul 2, 2025, 12:20 am • 2 0 • view
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Nobody @anarchytech.bsky.social

💩

jul 2, 2025, 12:01 am • 1 0 • view
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tiredofitalltoo.bsky.social @tiredofitalltoo.bsky.social

Wonder if it smells like trump farts?

jul 2, 2025, 12:27 am • 1 0 • view
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Was LoveKamuela @roobeans2.bsky.social

Victory aka eau de depends.

jul 1, 2025, 11:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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celticwarriorlady.bsky.social @celticwarriorlady.bsky.social

Fire & Brimstone?

jul 1, 2025, 11:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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Rysan Fall @rysanfall.bsky.social

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Flashling @flashling.bsky.social

In the UK a trump is a fart, breaking wind. If you want to pay money to smell like his ass...

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🇨🇦Mr. Lloyd @bagpiper59.bsky.social

jul 2, 2025, 12:42 am • 1 0 • view
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rheuphus.bsky.social @rheuphus.bsky.social

kind of expensive for shit "Made in CHINA" ???

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limousine-liberal.bsky.social @limousine-liberal.bsky.social

Were these *ahem*, fragrances not exempted from the tariffs? I guess only people who can afford to smell REALLY CLASSY will be able to buy this stuff.

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rheuphus.bsky.social @rheuphus.bsky.social

if you wanna smell like a 50-gallon DIAPER

jul 2, 2025, 1:22 am • 1 0 • view
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Gotte Jib⭕️⭕️ @dgotte75.bsky.social

It probably smells like urine

jul 1, 2025, 11:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Me @captev.bsky.social

Should have been called “golden shower”.

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Pete O'L🇦🇺 🇮🇪 🧷 @pete01j.bsky.social

You DON'T want to smell like an incontinent clown?? Hmm. Odd.

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melaniefromsanjose.bsky.social @melaniefromsanjose.bsky.social

I kinda want to smell them so I know a republican by their scent… because you know they are all going to want to smell like “victory”

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00bp.bsky.social @00bp.bsky.social

Made in China!

jul 2, 2025, 11:33 am • 1 0 • view
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Main Teashop @sonsofliberty.vote

Depends.

jul 1, 2025, 11:59 pm • 66 1 • view
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emptypond52.bsky.social @emptypond52.bsky.social

Solid... unlike what's in his Depends

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Blaze Leatherrock @blazeleather.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

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✨Aunt Kiki✨ @sit-kiki-sit.bsky.social

Brilliant!

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Karen🇨🇦 @ridlr2.bsky.social

😂😂😂

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victordelapuente.bsky.social @victordelapuente.bsky.social

SMELLS LIKE A FULL DIAPER AND REGRET

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sooty4472.bsky.social @sooty4472.bsky.social

the jungle book. I wanna be like you hoohoo

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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social

See a lot of "he stinketh" comments when I'm still trying to figure out what the fucking scent is supposed to be. what does victory smell like? It's a scent for men and/or women? What, does it smell like the taj mahal? I want answers!

jul 1, 2025, 11:53 pm • 3 0 • view
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Spark Your Soul 🪶🏳️‍🌈🪶 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social

Pic above. The volatile top notes will burn off quickly, and the mid-base notes, which basically all smell the same, will be flat and one-dimensional. I don't make perfumes, I dabble a tiny bit in body products bc hubs is allergic to most mass-market stuff, but the same principles apply...

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Spark Your Soul 🪶🏳️‍🌈🪶 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social

...your base notes anchor your scent. Let's say patchouli, because thats a strong, distinct scent that doesn't play well with other bases. Then I want a mid-note, let's say pine and cedar for a sharper scent to cut through the heaviness of the patchouli. Then I would want top notes, what the nose...

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Spark Your Soul 🪶🏳️‍🌈🪶 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social

...smells first. This is usually a light supporting fragrance. For a nature-forward patchouli/pine/cedar blend, I'd want something sweet that would cut through the mid-notes. So I would probably choose a Meyer lemon, lemongrass, and a whiff of a floral note. Maybe orange blossom...

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Spark Your Soul 🪶🏳️‍🌈🪶 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social

...so it should to from lightness of citrus cutting through to the the fresdheness of pine/cedar anchored in the woody/mossy notes of patchouli. That way, there are distinct notes that harmonise and change over time. This would ultimately settle into being sweet and earthy...

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Spark Your Soul 🪶🏳️‍🌈🪶 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social

...whereas the trump cologne will end up smelling like a one dimensional bankers office with a half dead plant in it.

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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social

Man I love this incredible setup, and I've learned about perfume! If I wanted to smell like sweaty one's and dead plants I'd seriously reconsider that job offer from the vegan strip club.

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Spark Your Soul 🪶🏳️‍🌈🪶 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social

Shit. Oils ahaha. AuDHD in the house. Eucalyptus Tea tree *note: this will kill a cat even in small amounts, even from transdermal exposure.* Peppermint Rosemary Cedar Pine Mix as desired or substitute your own. The same base is a killer salve, and holds fragrances amazing for fragrance balms

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Spark Your Soul 🪶🏳️‍🌈🪶 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social

Ahahahaha! Poverty breaks you, or it makes you very, very creative. It made me very creative. The 'I want to have that, but I can't afford that, but I also bet I can make that.' My vick's vaporub dupe is amazing, and costs about $1.75/jar. ...

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Spark Your Soul 🪶🏳️‍🌈🪶 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social

Coconut oil, 5% beeswax by weight 5-7% essential oils (usually 20-70 drops each oil depending on batch size and fragrance strength. More strong = less kid safe) Melt oil and beeswax Stir Wait until mix comes closer to body temp Mix in oils, stir well Depot Use w/i 12 months 💜 -fin-

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Head of the department of memes @braindamaged.bsky.social

Like you shit your pants?

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Maybe Smitty’s Funny 🤷‍♂️ @chefpaulsmith42.bsky.social

Yes you too can smell like presidential piss. It’ll go great with the scent of the Cleveland steamer he’s turned our country into.

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CanLug @canlug.bsky.social

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Carlene M Gadapee @carlenemgadapee.bsky.social

eau de July barnyard

jul 1, 2025, 11:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dickson Maimouth @dixonmaiass.bsky.social

Essence of ass and ketchup

jul 1, 2025, 11:49 pm • 12 0 • view
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cpchrisman.bsky.social @cpchrisman.bsky.social

Why is this happening?? Omfg

jul 1, 2025, 11:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ybbob @bobbehwitchie.bsky.social

It probably smells like a lavender. Depends filled with McDonald's poo.

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krispstudio.bsky.social @krispstudio.bsky.social

they both smell like ass

jul 2, 2025, 4:40 am • 1 0 • view
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Code Impact @code-impact.bsky.social

He's making so much money from being president. He's using his platform to make millions

jul 1, 2025, 11:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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Alex-artzmotionz @artzmotionz.bsky.social

Who’s buying his stuff? Of course, it’s MAGAs & other idiots. Shirts, coins, watches & now cologne.

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seed2bloom.bsky.social @seed2bloom.bsky.social

What's next, retail brick & mortar? 🙄🙄🙄

jul 2, 2025, 3:42 am • 1 0 • view
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Ghend Huganson @ghend.bsky.social

I can do it for a lot cheaper. Just need some diaper cream and a big mac wrapper...

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arbecca.bsky.social @arbecca.bsky.social

Run from anyone from does.

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Ruti @ruticious.bsky.social

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Insightful Minds @zman58.bsky.social

This

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jordanscot.bsky.social @jordanscot.bsky.social

Assy?

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cylentstorm @cylentstorm.bsky.social

Food prices are soaring, but it's still cheaper to sit naked in a tub full of OJ than burn $250 to smell like freshly-squeezed orange asshole.

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Ovadex @ovadex.isolinear.space

A snake oil huckster through and through.

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Koty Rollins @kotyrollins.bsky.social

While getting my history degree I took a Military History course and internship with the teacher. During that internship I got to meet a man who got the medal of honor pinned on him by Trump. When asked what it was like to meet the president, he said "Didn't like him. Smelled like Onions."

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Jenn Eryn @jenneryn.bsky.social

It’s so pathetic and cringeworthy.

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Flowerbauer @flowerbauer.bsky.social

Eau de Bullshit 💩 No, thanks. 😂

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Vera Racine @veraracine.bsky.social

What fresh hell is this

jul 1, 2025, 11:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Le Drumkidd @drumkidd.bsky.social

betcha it smells like "scratch & sniff"

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srput.bsky.social @srput.bsky.social

Smell like wet mushrooms and Diet Coke! Who could say no?

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Gimlet Eye @mcgimleteye13.bsky.social

Eau de Charte

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fresistl.bsky.social @fresistl.bsky.social

In production...

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Microfilm @microfilm.bsky.social

Did the catch the essence of his Depends?

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pamelaphillippeh.bsky.social @pamelaphillippeh.bsky.social

He’s making America like a cheap carnival.

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Mr. Micawber @mrmicawber.bsky.social

Only two things scare me: nuclear war and ….. carnies.

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J.Goulden @jaygoulden.bsky.social

Why pay when you can shit your pants for free?

jul 1, 2025, 11:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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fedupandtired.bsky.social @fedupandtired.bsky.social

Perfumes, guitars, bibles, crypto, watches, hats, gold shoes…. The grifting is remarkable and his maga moron followers keep lining up to fill his pockets.

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Falco @falconio.bsky.social

Like its name sake .. looks cheap, nasty and smells like intestinal gas .

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🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 a very angel [nsfw] @nocheckmark.lol

I need to know what this smells like so I can defenestrate anyone I smell wearing it.

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Laura B @noodle557.bsky.social

LOL sure George, just take a bigly whiff, you can smell him from where you are at... I can

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toredown11.bsky.social @toredown11.bsky.social

That’s a hard LOL!

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KaJo503 @kajo503.bsky.social

Trump looks NOTHING like that gold imitation Oscar figure. He looks more like he is sporting leg braces over his clown shoes as he watched the destruction of the Rose Garden last week.

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Zarkov @drzarkov.bsky.social

How It’s Made

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julesftw.bsky.social @julesftw.bsky.social

It's a lovely scent of ass and ketchup.

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A Few Frys Short of... @fewfrysshort.bsky.social

The scent of an open sewage treatment plant, the essence of trailer park trash red hats, and a hint of failure. In fact, failure is the only thing you smell after a few minutes.

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evr1.bsky.social @evr1.bsky.social

Trump isn't 45-47, he's straight-up 5150. 25th Amendment NOW.

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evr1.bsky.social @evr1.bsky.social

🤣😂🤣😂

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Steven @thx1964.bsky.social

Ah, the smell of an old man in a nappy. Who wouldn't want it! I have the 'old' smell naturally. No need for a nappy, yey. Thankfully!

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Rob Maher @eponymist.bsky.social

I love the smell of corruption in the morning.

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saddestclown.bsky.social @saddestclown.bsky.social

Guaranteed it has a little bit of his piss in every bottle... and his simps LOVE it

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Bryan @carpathian.bsky.social

Why spend the money when you can pick up a Trumpish aroma for free, by hanging around in McDonald's and wetting yourself?

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B to the Rad @discopotential.bsky.social

His diapers and breath? Hell no.

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laprintmaker.bsky.social @laprintmaker.bsky.social

Orange ass?

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JenX823 @jenfrum.bsky.social

The smell of piss and desperation - that's gonna be a hard pass

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Andru Starr @andrustarr.bsky.social

Who wants to SMELL like URINE & DIAPER A$$? 😆

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Dotbob @dotbob.bsky.social

🤢

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Kat @kat9995.bsky.social

🤮blatantly profiting from his so-called service

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Alexia @misslexik.bsky.social

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Scott Link @scottlinkmagic.bsky.social

Smells like geriatric asshole with a hint of leaky catheter.

jul 1, 2025, 11:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social

Filled to the brim with Zyklon B!

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robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social

I seem to remember that Moses came back to his people and wasn’t thrilled to see them worshipping golden idols.

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TinyKrisGames @tinykrisgames.bsky.social

It smells like a mother's disappointment, hairspray, shit, and mcdonalds grease

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mustangrick.bsky.social @mustangrick.bsky.social

Diaper Don

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Springwatch2000 @springwatch2000.bsky.social

the muscle statue is funny - should just be a bottle of orange make up yeah ?

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HI Achiever @hiachiever.bsky.social

President QVC

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Faye @armitage-jones.uk

He's so fucking cheap and classless eh

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Stephan John Meyers @cackalackygooner.bsky.social

Wow. Will the grift never end?

jul 1, 2025, 11:47 pm • 32 0 • view
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Michie D, DVM @michied.bsky.social

If he stopped grifting he would probably just fade away. It's the core of his personality and essence.

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abnuentique.bsky.social @abnuentique.bsky.social

Nope.

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Magic Hiker @lajdc.bsky.social

It smells like ass!

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thunderchic.bsky.social @thunderchic.bsky.social

Yeah no.

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thyroid-2303.bsky.social @thyroid-2303.bsky.social

Maybe a good bug repellant?

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twredfish.bsky.social @twredfish.bsky.social

Didn't know ball sack crotchrot could be bottled.

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maryv409.bsky.social @maryv409.bsky.social

The MAGAts had better save their money for the medicine that they're soon no longer going to be able to afford or food for their hungry kids. Maybe they can also use what they save to buy grandma one of those meals that "Meals on Wheels" provides because they're not going to be able to deliver soon.

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Tom @t0mmy44.dev

Chicken noodle soup getting expensive

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gandalf-the-bleu.bsky.social @gandalf-the-bleu.bsky.social

I can smell it from here.

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The Brain of Dave @the-brain-of-dave.bsky.social

Smells Like Mean Spirit

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Darlene H 🇨🇦 @darlovesbirds.bsky.social

Canadian here so maybe I just don't understand your system, but is it *legal* for the leader of your country to use his platform to push his private businesses? Never mind how friggin' tacky this is...

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Rysan Fall @rysanfall.bsky.social

No. It’s not.

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wendymilady.bsky.social @wendymilady.bsky.social

Conflict of interest. They made President Jimmy Carter give up his peanut farm. The same rules apply to all presidents. It’s the enforcement part that is the issue.

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Darlene H 🇨🇦 @darlovesbirds.bsky.social

Thanks, though my question was a tad tongue-in-cheek

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etherealoradam.bsky.social @etherealoradam.bsky.social

It's not supposed to be.

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thesaved.bsky.social @thesaved.bsky.social

Macabre joke.

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Dr. Froggy Banjo @froggybanjo.bsky.social

My guess is shit with a hint of shame?

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Beev @beev81.bsky.social

Remember this?🥴

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bz-kai7.bsky.social @bz-kai7.bsky.social

Ew. Gross 😝.

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Donald Galloway @domhnalldubh.bsky.social

This doesn't pass the the smell test.

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Curious Poker Chip (AKA: Tyler) @curiouspokerchip.bsky.social

Though to be fair, I would not want to smell like George Takei either...

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jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social

you too can own a bowling trophy filled with cat piss inside a of brick

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AO @airpewl.bsky.social

This will be marketed under the name Schrödinger's Litterbox 🙀

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emalily.bsky.social @emalily.bsky.social

What does it smell like? Well, probably not a musk…

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Odonata74 @odonata74.bsky.social

Day old urine and greed.

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A Frequent Solivagant @undefinedpath.bsky.social

If I wanted to smell like shit, I just wouldn't wipe. No need to waste money on his bullshit.

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Jon C @jonathanxavier513.bsky.social

Notes of rancid roast beef, urine and skin bronzer.

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Eric 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 @day-after.bsky.social

I can smell that diaper scent all the way here.

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favabean1.bsky.social @favabean1.bsky.social

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apostrophedottilde.bsky.social @apostrophedottilde.bsky.social

Made so much worse when you know that in the UK trump means fart. Smell like fart so everyone knows you’re a racist 🤣

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eamon1964.bsky.social @eamon1964.bsky.social

Probably smells like Swamp Ass💩

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Barnabas Bulpett @bbulpett.bsky.social

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Jeffersonian Win Scenario @eye8urcake.bsky.social

So one's like 'Just Plain Shit' and the other is what? 'Bloody Stools'?

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RM🇨🇦 @rm2203.bsky.social

Who wants to smell like cheap spray tanner and a full adult diaper? 🤮

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Badgerisland @badgerisland.bsky.social

Flop-sweat and adult diapers…

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evokaer.bsky.social @evokaer.bsky.social

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lol20.bsky.social @lol20.bsky.social

Yay, new target practice toys to shoot on the lawn ^^

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Gibbs Moryss @gibbsmoryss.bsky.social

It's probably hideously over-priced, poorly made, and smells terrible.

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stevebrooks341.bsky.social @stevebrooks341.bsky.social

At least when you go to the toilet to urinate you can refill the bottle!!!!

jul 2, 2025, 5:39 am • 2 0 • view
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moonshottime.bsky.social @moonshottime.bsky.social

MADE FROM A MIXTURE OF ALLIGATOR ALCATRAZ SWAMP WATER, SQUEEZINGS FROM TRUMP DIAPERS, AND LOTS OF OTHER SHIT (LITERALLY). GUARANTEED 100% TOXIC AND NOXIOUS.

jul 2, 2025, 2:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Spirit 57 @spirit57.bsky.social

How Utterly Fucking disgusting 🤮 .. The grift never ends .. but HE WILL !! Living for the day !!

jul 2, 2025, 12:42 am • 1 0 • view
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spacemanspiff66.bsky.social @spacemanspiff66.bsky.social

Just imagine if Obama sold trinkets and stuff, FOX news would have caused a 5.0 on the scale of Richter. Imagine how depraved and and craving for money the president of the US has to be to sell China made perfume to his cult.

jul 2, 2025, 6:24 am • 1 0 • view
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Andrea 🦋🇺🇸💙 @andrea-am.bsky.social

💩

jul 1, 2025, 11:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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Alex Fürstenau @alexfuerstenau.com

Imagine Trump during his next press statement. One of the slimy media representatives will ask why he smells sooo good today. He will then pull a bottle out of a pocket and show it. Totally surreal. 😂 Until it really plays out like this. 😁

jul 2, 2025, 4:41 am • 3 0 • view
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Stuart L. Riley @slriley.com

I can smell like Trump's ass?

jul 1, 2025, 11:48 pm • 13 0 • view
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TrueBlue @anniepatriotic.bsky.social

Can't someone stop him?

jul 1, 2025, 11:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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comtechdiagnostics.bsky.social @comtechdiagnostics.bsky.social

. I am surprised Trump does not have a full-featured catalog (like the old Sears catalog) and make a commission on everything sold (like Amazon does). He'd make millions!

jul 2, 2025, 12:42 am • 1 0 • view
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Sam and Tootie @samandtootie.bsky.social

🤢

jul 13, 2025, 7:29 am • 0 0 • view
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indylu.bsky.social @indylu.bsky.social

It is actually called skunk spray #47

jul 2, 2025, 12:46 am • 1 0 • view
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Diablo Blanco @cajundiablo.bsky.social

Did you ever think a president would sell cologne?? It gets better….the fragrance Fight! Fight! Fight! Victory 45-47 in men and women

jul 1, 2025, 11:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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tjfrock.bsky.social @tjfrock.bsky.social

Oh yuk

jul 1, 2025, 11:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Apesmith McDaniels @apesmith.bsky.social

Is...is that what he thinks he looks like?

jul 2, 2025, 12:48 am • 1 0 • view
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b1tchmeetsworld.bsky.social @b1tchmeetsworld.bsky.social

You could smell like Dump for free. Take a 💩, wipe and dab it on your neck or wrists. He has literally 💩 his pants on camera. He surely must smell like it all the time. Seriously, who wants to spend $199 or $249 (of course, the women's one is more) to smell like cheap vending machine cologne?!

jul 2, 2025, 12:17 am • 1 0 • view
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downsemb.bsky.social @downsemb.bsky.social

Yuck!

jul 2, 2025, 1:55 am • 1 0 • view
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blueskyer124.bsky.social @blueskyer124.bsky.social

how is this legal????????????????????????

jul 2, 2025, 1:47 am • 1 0 • view
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Mark Harrington @mrhmusic.bsky.social

Winning... Reminds me of this 😂 youtu.be/9QS0q3mGPGg?...

jul 1, 2025, 11:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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timbending.bsky.social @timbending.bsky.social

to be fair a 'hard pass' is generally what he smells like

jul 2, 2025, 12:47 am • 1 0 • view
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Viva la opposition! @kateld.bsky.social

He smells like 💩 and putting out cologne? This is so embarrassing, don’t his kids tell him?

jul 2, 2025, 12:39 am • 1 0 • view
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Viva la opposition! @kateld.bsky.social

🤮 Gross

jul 2, 2025, 12:37 am • 1 0 • view
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Jen Lou @jenlou.bsky.social

Big Mac BO does not appeal to me

jul 1, 2025, 11:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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Rob @robishungry.bsky.social

Soiled adult diaper and stale diet coke, no thanks

jul 2, 2025, 12:11 am • 1 0 • view
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izbells.bsky.social @izbells.bsky.social

45-47 Mr Poopy pants

jul 2, 2025, 12:39 am • 1 0 • view
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you kept making all the stops? @bluefrommagioh.bsky.social

Also available as Melania Mist. Or is that Missed?

jul 2, 2025, 12:12 am • 1 0 • view
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you kept making all the stops? @bluefrommagioh.bsky.social

Eau d’ Emoluments

jul 1, 2025, 11:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social

Smells like 1985 with a side of soiled diaper and fat roll sweat.

jul 2, 2025, 12:19 am • 1 0 • view
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Glenn Bob the Aging Cracker @gbsills.bsky.social

Likely smells like ass.

jul 1, 2025, 11:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Katie LaSalle @katielasalle.bsky.social

The scent of poop and of self tanning cream. Not pleasant, just like the Felon.

jul 2, 2025, 2:31 am • 1 0 • view
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That's Montgomery Clift, Honey @magatzapper.bsky.social

They could bottle his farts and MAGAs would buy them.

jul 1, 2025, 11:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jelena @jelenatf.bsky.social

Ewww…I don’t even want to imagine that.

jul 2, 2025, 6:18 am • 1 0 • view
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wickedsavvy😎 @wickedsavvy.bsky.social

“I have opened a bottle of Perelli’s Elixir and I say to you that it is nothing more than an errant fraud concocted of piss and ink.”

jul 2, 2025, 12:36 am • 1 0 • view
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Kyle Rozencraft @rozencraft.bsky.social

Why does anyone find his narcissism attractive? He is the most insecure leader we've ever had. How is this being a leader? Also for the pious…isnt there something about false idols in that book y'all like quoting from all of the time? He and their party leadership are all INFIDELS. Todos.

jul 2, 2025, 12:07 am • 8 0 • view
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Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark.bsky.social

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SDog37 @sandys37.bsky.social

Someone on his marketing team is an Office fan!

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SDog37 @sandys37.bsky.social

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Creepy Bro 🤘🏻🎮 @creepybro.bsky.social

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Kelly W @2trout.bsky.social

My baby granddaughter smells better than Trump and she’s not potty trained yet. She can, however talk about excrement in 2 languages - “caca poop”.

jul 1, 2025, 11:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social

If I wanted to smell like shit. I’d just roll around in my cats litter box

jul 1, 2025, 11:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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Cersei Trannister 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🦋 @qadishtujessica.inanna.app

Diaper, bad steak and Diet Coke?

jul 2, 2025, 1:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dionysus Don @dionysusdon.bsky.social

Trump -- Noun: An act of breaking wind. Verb: To break wind from the anus, to fart.

jul 3, 2025, 4:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dionysus Don @dionysusdon.bsky.social

eew de toilet!

jul 3, 2025, 4:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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barbiedoll62.bsky.social @barbiedoll62.bsky.social

I’m sure is smells like his diaper

jul 1, 2025, 11:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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ghep.bsky.social @ghep.bsky.social

Eau de Shit

jul 2, 2025, 12:42 am • 1 0 • view
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womble62.bsky.social @womble62.bsky.social

I love your pithy comments

jul 2, 2025, 7:27 am • 1 0 • view
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silvermeow.bsky.social @silvermeow.bsky.social

😆👍

jul 1, 2025, 11:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Daith @attentir.bsky.social

If you believe _rump’s pitch, you are really pretty stupid. You probably deserve to smell stupid too.

jul 1, 2025, 11:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Karen Taborn @karentaborn.bsky.social

NOOOOOOOOO

jul 1, 2025, 11:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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lizzzilu.bsky.social @lizzzilu.bsky.social

Smells like shitty diapers.

jul 2, 2025, 3:40 am • 11 0 • view
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no0rnge2.bsky.social @no0rnge2.bsky.social

Hard to pass up such an opportunity, but I'm with you!

jul 1, 2025, 11:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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justbond.bsky.social @justbond.bsky.social

You want to smell like dog shit 🤣

jul 1, 2025, 11:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Rhydd 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @rhyddian.bsky.social

You know "Trump" means "Fart" this side of the pond, right?

jul 2, 2025, 3:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tony Pedretti 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇬🇧🇯🇵 @xector.bsky.social

I can piss on myself and get the same smell.

jul 2, 2025, 12:26 am • 1 0 • view
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Mr. Micawber @mrmicawber.bsky.social

Add asparagus for the perfume

jul 2, 2025, 12:40 am • 1 0 • view
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Saskia G @jstlistening.bsky.social

Everything about him is just the worst joke ever

jul 2, 2025, 12:58 am • 1 0 • view
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Andrew Judkins @andrewjudkins.bsky.social

‘F you wanna stank…

jul 2, 2025, 3:19 am • 1 0 • view
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munchie48.bsky.social @munchie48.bsky.social

Who knew obnoxious narcissism had an odor?

jul 2, 2025, 2:55 pm • 5 0 • view
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julieswhimsies @julieswhimsies.bsky.social

Yeah. Nope. Ew.

jul 2, 2025, 12:03 am • 3 0 • view
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carepelto.bsky.social @carepelto.bsky.social

Soiled depends, small sweaty hands, odour of a comb over, and a bit of swamp water. Why would you not want to smell like this???

jul 1, 2025, 11:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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mildredpsuggins.bsky.social @mildredpsuggins.bsky.social

The gift that keeps on grifting.

jul 2, 2025, 12:38 am • 1 0 • view
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picklehippy.bsky.social @picklehippy.bsky.social

I dont want to smell like poopy pants and meat sweats

jul 2, 2025, 12:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Hollerback99 @hollerback99.bsky.social

This isn’t #fragrance. It’s Trumps poo-pourri trying to cover up the stink of his own corruption. Disgusting all the same. What an idiot. He’s already bizarre. Now he’s gone all middle eastern will he do a bazaar at the White House next ? The Trump flea market and bazaar.

jul 2, 2025, 6:58 am • 1 0 • view
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bigvinny @bigvinny-svu.bsky.social

Exquisite scent of fast food, moldy body folds and loose bowel movements. I don't need a bottle for that. I smell all that at work five times a week.

jul 2, 2025, 3:27 am • 2 0 • view
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HL Caster @hl-caster.bsky.social

Who doesn't want to smell like burgers, bo, and a dirty diaper

jul 2, 2025, 2:01 am • 1 0 • view
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charmage @charmage.bsky.social

Is this real ? If you want to smell like Trump - something is wrong .

jul 1, 2025, 11:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mr. Micawber @mrmicawber.bsky.social

Is this real? is the existential question of our times.

jul 2, 2025, 12:44 am • 1 0 • view
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Alex @power2thepeople.bsky.social

A mixture of halitosis, ketchup, premature ejaculation, and 💩. Hard pass.

jul 1, 2025, 11:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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JJD @dobbo451.bsky.social

Odeur de pet d'orange

jul 2, 2025, 1:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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rickstarck.bsky.social @rickstarck.bsky.social

How the fuck can a President do this shit and not be in jail?

jul 2, 2025, 3:33 am • 15 0 • view
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Leah @l-baum-25.bsky.social

Any other POTUS would be in prison, but our extreme corrupt court gave him immunity to commit all the crimes he wants including murder. I will add no other POTUS would commit the crimes he does.

jul 2, 2025, 5:52 am • 6 0 • view
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Ryan Imp @ryguychiguy.bsky.social

Who’s challenged it?

jul 2, 2025, 7:44 am • 0 0 • view
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TT0M @t0m55.bsky.social

decreed executive oder

jul 2, 2025, 2:59 am • 2 0 • view
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Stephanie Powell @stephanie-0rkgirl.bsky.social

Don't care how you package it. Skunk piss is still skunk piss.

jul 2, 2025, 9:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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dustkitten.bsky.social @dustkitten.bsky.social

Hard pass. Don’t want to smell like old man farts

jul 1, 2025, 11:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Elizabeth B @djangose.bsky.social

🤮🤮🤮

jul 2, 2025, 12:20 am • 1 0 • view
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Drewthulu @csonkatroy.bsky.social

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mackeriver.bsky.social @mackeriver.bsky.social

Does it come with a bronzer stained diaper?

jul 2, 2025, 12:14 am • 1 0 • view
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Vicki Jenkins @ehvickij.bsky.social

Putrid.

jul 2, 2025, 12:11 am • 1 0 • view
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Brother Grim @grimandgrimy.bsky.social

Wherever taste and style exist - Trump is not I imagine this being formulated to mask the smell of a full diaper, as the Americans say

jul 1, 2025, 11:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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Fab Karen🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎹☕ @fabkarenla.bsky.social

Eau de Diaper

jul 2, 2025, 12:42 am • 1 0 • view
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micamom.bsky.social @micamom.bsky.social

They smell like pumpkin spice poop.

jul 2, 2025, 2:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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flywrangler.bsky.social @flywrangler.bsky.social

Who are the suckers that will buy this crap?

jul 2, 2025, 12:46 am • 1 0 • view
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Emily Roach @emeightball.bsky.social

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Grievous "Bodily" Harmsworth @mach101010.bsky.social

"Arrgh! It smells like bigfoot's dick!"

jul 2, 2025, 11:38 am • 1 0 • view
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Bowemonster @johnbowe.bsky.social

Depends?

jul 2, 2025, 1:22 am • 1 0 • view
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JmRo @blabear.bsky.social

Diapers infusion.

jul 2, 2025, 3:41 am • 3 0 • view
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MrMartini @mrmartini.bsky.social

I bought the cologne and my dog Tazz says it smells like ass, so paws up from him.

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Barbara M @bmartens44.bsky.social

So fucked up. Slime.

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Trump Into Space @trump-into-space.bsky.social

..... the real source of trump odor's -

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Fun Puns 24 @funpuns24.bsky.social

The Aroma!!!!!!

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