It’s the smell of a sucker.

Eau de toilet.

yep.. ALL "MADE IN CHINA", by political prisoners or 5 year old kids ... they alternate by making iPhones for $1 a day

The name of the new fragrance is Stench

PU-TUS 😤

Ten bucks says it smells like hot garbage...just like him.

They smell like Putins butt and Netanyahu’s boots

Please go the fuck away already.

The only thing MAGA cultists are buying is the brand name. I could get the same scent for free by rolling over in a cow pie. Plus in doing so, I'd get some bonus outdoor time as well. Win-win.

I'm guessing that they have hints of bronzer, pancake makeup, McDonald's secret sauce and full diapers?

probably got high on his pills and peed in the bottles with Pete Hegseth.

To steal from an old New Order LP these 'scents' should be named Power, Corruption and Lies

Undertones of urine, flop sweat, fecal matter, and hotdog water.

So now we just train some honey badgers to attack people with that scent...

Cheaper to roll around on the floor in McDonald's, you get the same smell!

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How to mask the stench of an incontinent dementing nazi…

He stinks.

Ugh...

His new fragrance "Eau De Soiled Depends".

Fuck him. Fuck him and then make him say thank you. Orange Julius Caesar has to go. Now.

But will it counter the smell of poo that lingers around him?

Hmmm. It smells like Napalm in the morning.

Eu de piss and stale burgers

Quite a risky venture for someone that is alleged to smell like shit much of the time.

How in the name of Zeus' butthole is this allowed?

As his followers would pronounce it ODOUR TOILET

Someone probably told him to do something about his stench so he decided to cover it with cheap cologne.

Republican urine in a bottle

Christ on a cracker!! The president is selling perfume. This is an SNL skit!!!

The fragrance of his cologne was the last thing they were thinking about when they hatched that scheme.

Eau de couche de bebe.

Smells like shame

Donold tRump has no shame.

The smell of flatulence and Big Macs

I wonder how you will ever restore the office‘s dignity.

#jailTrump

It's just he took the term 'toilet water' in the wrong direction. Does that mean the women's fragrance is Melania's urine?

What does it smell like? As per my previous post: Have you ever found a $1 bill stuck to the floor of a decommissioned strip club? Now you don’t have to.

Oh boy, Eau de Farts Parfum. Each bottle filled with authentic Trump methane.

Does he have one called Kristi Noem? Smells like brutality.

I literally thought this was satire 🤦🏻‍♀️

Fuck his diaper ass smell.

Bottled monkey piss.

Only his cult members will purchase this. The idea of this is just so freaking gross lol.

(V.O. whispered) "Incontinence....by Trump"

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I’m waiting for “ Insurrection “ by Donald Trump. Smells like cheeseburgers, neck sweat, and betrayal….

FUBAR😎

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Whatever it is he grifts, it will not be made in the US.

Ewwwwww….

Smells like TACOs?

Wrapped in depends

It’s a literal Eau de Toilette 😂😂

it is called Trump skunk spray number 47

Smells like warm farts on a hot day

A la phew cologne

must smell like soiled diapers and ketchup

What was it about abusing the office of president being grounds for ioeachment, specially when he is actively advertising and endorsing his own product on a global scale as president...

🦨🦨

M’big beautiful cologne 🤢

“El Stinko”

Regarding Paramount settlement: Perhaps there needs to be a class action lawsuit against Corporate owners of news outlet, CBS, ABC, NBC & FOX by the American public for the acquiescence, capitulation, sanitizing and sane washing of Donald Trump in their coverage of him. I am dead serious about this.

Eau de Toilet.

"pissed in a 3rd world country by underpaid and innocent workers "

I’m sure all the maggots are lining up to buy it.

Does it smell like shit?

A scent similar to that frothy mixture known as “Santorum”

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P U! What’s that stench? Oh… it’s eau de 47.

Brilliant move! The man knows his odors!!

Eeewww d Toilet

True but I'm not sure what is more surprising - that he is selling his own products to Americans or that Americans will actually buy the crap that he peddles.

WTF. How is this even legal

Smells like involuntary celibacy.

I bet it smells like armpits, ketchup, makeup, and a little butt. 🤮

It’s dirty mud water from his wife’s vagina

I hear it contains ambergris which is used in perfumes and has been for decades. Oh... by the way, ambergris is whale vomit. Rather apropos, dont you think.

Probably smells like his diaper or his breath after he fellates Putin.

Many people are saying that this is (along with many other equally stupid things) the most unpresidential thing anyone has ever thought of in the history of the world, making Trump still The Worst President Ever. Sad.

You can't make this shit up.

Turds with a hint of citrus

Smells like a full adult diaper

Eau de toilette was never so apt.

I’m Sure It Stinks Like Orange Ass

Nothing like turning the WH into a temu catalog.

Let me guess…”Trump Eau de Slime” and Trump Diaper Refresher”….

He needs that for his diaper

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I like how it highlights that he lost 46.

I hope you are doing okay with all this crap and reliving your past and ptsd. love and light.

Shitzen Pants for the MAGA in your life.

...We're going to have to burn the antebellum mansion down and put up a new complex when he's out. No future leader should have to work/eat/sleep there after 47.

Let’s be honest, haven’t we all yearned for the bottled scent of an unwashed, shriveled old man with matted hair?

🤢🤮

I have some chainsaw bar oil called "Super Tacky", and it's nowhere near as tacky as drumpf is with his 1980s obsession with gold-coloured products...

probably smells like marmalade shitstain

Smells like Putin's ass

Eau de scharte

Eau de Traitor for those who want to smell like they just sold out America for personal gain

Is this how they bottle it?

*reluctantly sprays cologne* Ahh...smells like dirty diapers, clogged arteries, and greed, with notes of hard cocaine usage.

Grifter-in-Chief! #Grifter

The piss and poop collection.

toilet humor is immature

There’s not enough perfume in the world to cover his stink!

I wonder if he uses the anal gland secretions of his children as a main olfactory substance.

Eau des couches doivent être changées. ??????

Ol’ Raunchy McStinkfinger is selling perfume…how special…they all have Melania crotch stank as a base note.

If I went into a perfume store, would they be able to sell it me in a plain unmarked brown bag, or even decant the scent into a plain container? Something like an urine specimen bottle? Just curious what the stench of corruption smells like.

Oh how i hate him.

Addict. The only difference between the billionaire President shucking cheap perfume and a woman turning tricks on the street to get her next fix is the price and the scale. Both are sick addicts who will do anything to feed their addiction.

Par fume de Cheeto ass

This and all other of 47s grifts are in my opinion, flat out money laundering. I'm sure some of his stupid people buy this shit but when these turn into best selling items, I suggest 47 jr and dipshit, buy in bulk but product never made but laundered money ends up in 47 sales account.

Smells like corruption with some high notes of idiocy

Eu de crusty yamtits

Why comment anymore.

Can you imagine if Biden or Obama did that? Anyone buying his crap is sick.

I hope it causes a red rash to match their hats.

Smells like emoluments.

I bet it smells like Drakar Noir 🤣🤣😥😥😥

The odor of death and blood permeates the GOP.

Is he also selling lip stick for pigs?

What is it called? The Shit? This perfume is the shit. There has never been anything like it.

Eau D’epends

I can put on the same scent for free by rolling around in a cow pasture. No sale.

Perfect for those times you want to smell of flop sweat and ass! Just like our dear president.

Eau de parfum... orange diaper streak with a hint of ball sack. #FDT #FGOP

Sold by Trump, smells like dump.

I wonder if there will be a misspelling of the name like on the watch a MAGA couple bought that said "Rump" instead of Trump.

Where can I pretend to make money and what product can I funnel it through that I haven't used before?

Smells like dirty diapers

Who’s so tired of winning? The only person I see winning is the president. The people have lost.

As Jeff T. Would say it spells like an overripe diaper. But you go ahead. . .

The markup has to be somewhere between 99 and 100% on that stuff. It’s probably chemically equivalent to Axe Body spray, being sold for hundreds of dollars. Insanity. Trump fandom is the weirdest of the weird.

I hate this douche.

Smells like a shitty diaper.

A christmas gift for a person you do not like

perfect for brown nosers. smells like ass.

AT LAST, MAGA'S CAN SMELL HIS DEPENDS UP CLOSE.

It smells like fascism with undercurrent notes of teargas, orange greasepaint and old man farts

Smell me.......

By peak Trump, do you mean an uncomfortable hybrid of a toddler’s favorite action figure with a sex toy?

I'm surprised ya'll can't hear my eyes rolling clear in DC (I'm in Cali)

Knowing Trump, it’s probably just bottles of Russian piss…

His crassness is only exceeded by his cheapness.

In the uk, trump means fart, and fragrances means smells. So, altogether, Fart smells. No thanks.

Eau de Swamp

Fragrance 1- I am about to sh*t my pants scent - perfect for daytime wear Fragrance 2- I did indeed sh*t my pants scent - for evening wear

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Poo-de-Toilet...

Eau d’connard

meat sweats and halitosis

Aaahhhh, the smell of democracy rotting.

Who wouldn’t want to smell like an 80 year old man (no offense George, you’re the exception 😉)

Probably smells like his diaper. 🤮

Old man Axe.

This is how they keep the dummy occupied.

Ahhh....the pungent aroma of anal seepage and stale urine, appropriately bottled in the image of a feeble old man. No thank you!

Trying to cover up the stench of failure, corruption and violence. Insanity.

This 🐂💩 is so beneath the office of the President.

People actually voted for this dumbass shithead! 🙄

Smells like treason.

I'm not even going to look. I know it's tacky and probably loaded with cheesy gold.

Probably because he found out people can smell his diaper.

You too can purchase your own bottle of seasoned swamp shit ... the seasoning is made from the gutted bodies of democracy

ode de sh*t. Smells just like him.

I'd rather smell my own trumps

The GRIFT never ends!

Should rename it Eau d’epends

I have opened a bottle of Trump's elixir and I say to you that it is nothing but an errant fraud, concocted from piss and ink.

Smells like 💩 no doubt

The Nazi fraud president at it again, no shame!

I don’t know why this isn’t illegal. A sitting president creating and selling a product.

Remember that last year, the supreme court ruled that a sitting president is immune from prosecution. Now he can do whatever the hell he wants.

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i hear it smells like wet Depends and McDonalds

WTAF?