Thank you so much that is what I needed to hear

Mr. Takei, i don't need to know what else Charlie Kirk does with his anus, thanks buddy.🤣😂

But whose?

Eater. He’s full of 💩

Like you’ve never scratched your butthole!

Maybe he has worms too?

He can't sleep at night because he's so busy thinking about another mans ass

And that’s probably his most redeeming quality

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Now if only he hires halfwit Alina Habba to defend him on those charges in court...

Taking massive dildos in your ass causes irritation.

No additional info required, we believe you.

He came out of the closet that’s good he’s finally admitting it

Shouldn’t Ivermectin fix that?

He’s a good candidate for CECOT or South Sudan

Prostate self-exam. For medical reasons! Really mmmm goood reasons. Ohhh myyy.

Who among us never has an itchy bum hole? I often feel the need. Maybe it's my age. We are of the same generation, George. I'm sure you can empathise. I would never scratch someone else's, btw. Just my own.

Probably has parasites…

Why? Did he get the nails out on Ben Shapiro?

I'm sure he was actually a graduate of this class.

And there’s this…

😂

Clearly Photoshopped. His head is way too small.

Haha!

Why did I read this as Captain Kirk?

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It’s the maggots…. He’s too far gone for worms 🐛

You're sick.

What?

Don’t act suprised.

He didn’t have to confess Nazi Youth….so I guess anus scratcher was more an opening up moment.

That sentence did not need the word “scratcher”

Wouldn't be surprised if he sniffed his finger afterwards

Yeah haha that’s so weird for him to do Yeah

maybe when his head is fully inserted and he is trying to scratch the top of it to think..

You mean kisser and licker!

And I don’t think he washes his hands either

Ew….

Bless him (kirk not James T) the forceps delivery really screwed up the shape of his head and his mind .

A BARE-HANDED anus scratcher! 🤨

And it seems that he doesn't understand the concept of hand washing.

And not just his own anus, let’s be clear.

What's really sick is he thinks a lot about other guys scratching their butt.

Maybe he should change his name to Lemmywinks

Scoot marks on the carpet!

Everyone has a calling.

🤮

That's Captain, to you! Oh, sorry. Wrong Kirk.

What confused me about his confession, he didn’t seem to take washing hands into account at all.

He's not smart enough to wipe his ass properly or get a bidet. He probably thinks all of that is gay.

👀

He’s on grinder 2🤪

👍

Scratcher, sniffer. Tomato, tamato. Potato, patato

It's a rare boil growing at the rim of his asshole that has a perpetual leak of puss that never stops and stinks like high hell.

Sorry, his own, right?

Maybe, maybe not.

Agree

His own, or?....

bsky.app/profile/thec...

That face would stop an eight-day clock!

By the looks of him he a scratch and sniff type of guy.

Does he have hemorrhoids? He might want to do a little less thinking on the toilet.

only if he's not shaved in a few days...

He gets his genetic looks... from his parents. Lol 😂🤣👇

And you just know he sniffs his fingers afterwards. 💩

I was hopping on to relay how someone i knew in UG would describe their roommate as 'Name, who scratches his asshole and sniffs his fingers' in every single convo about the roommate.

Hahaha!!! Were his roommates’s initials ‘CK’?

7 words not on my bingo card; damn....🤷‍♀️

He scratches his asshole and doesn't wash his hands.

A page from the book of Hegseth

That's actually been determined to be fake.

I think we've just scratched the surface here.

AND he doesn't wash his hands before he eats it's like their whole personality is getting away with not doing what their mother told them to do

Not the only thing he doesn't wash. If it's clean, it doesn't itch...

(hemorrhoids)

I would have thought all the ivermectin would have taken care of the worms, but I guess not

All right class, settle down. There is a difference between your ass and your anus. Ass = 🍑. Anus = 🕳️. Ya dig? Cuz Charlie sure does.

🤣🤣🤣

Admittedly so.

P. T. Barnham would've loved him. In one of his shows.

💙🐈🐈‍⬛💙 That is what he said.

In those rare occasions when I have to scratch my anus, I wash my hands. Apparently, Charlie Kirk does not.

Does he get pointers from Pete Hegsmegma? Someone who thinks germs are not real due to them being microscopic and hence they don’t exist (Ivy league grad boys and girls and he is still a complete drunken moron) Remind me to never shake his hand (m

And non hand washer

Ohhhh...the irony!! 🙄

Charlie’s home address is on the app-visit him this weekend and share your thoughts anyway you see fit…

Most assholes itch.

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Don't share your French fries with him.

I think is gay. A repressed gay, like Mike Johnson. And they're afraid. Sad...

I have no idea what this is referring to, but it sounds like it’s on the mark.

Wait, whose anus, exactly?

You’ve just scratched the tip of the iceberg, George, about that incel🤣🤣

What is this about? BTW, the title of Anus Scratcher is the best thing about him.

Plus he has long fingernails.

His own or others?

I literally never scratch my anus. Am I doing it wrong?

so many around, so little time

So I had to look that up…. I LOATHE ck.

Remember, kids, the only acceptable form of Phrenology is making fun of Charlie Kirk’s gigantic head.

Yeah, that was a weird and uncomfortable public disclosure

If only it was a couch…

Whose?

So, I see, are Congressmen... They're all Santorum.

That anus scratching thing is a sign of opioid use. Seen it before at work.

Anus licker cleaner; he really loves the little balls.

Come on, Mr. T. Who among us has not scratched their arse?

I pretty certain that is among the most mild of his many reprehensible qualities.

I am ashamed that I have anything in common with him. 🤣

What else would he use his touth brush for, he wouldn't brush his gums with it

Butt surely he doesn't want to hear such shitty jokes, on the hole. Haw and hemorrhoid you want, I sphincter many jokes about it will get a stick up his ass.

Release the Grinder Files Now!

Oh my! 😳 🧡 #ORANGEDOOSH

That tracks.

And then he licks the tip of his finger

Yeah, what a weird thing to say. Guy has never eaten a taco either, apparently.

you misspelled sniffer, George.

Well, he is someone who even manages to rub assholes the wrong way, after all.

It's a fake. He actually said 'taint'.

And that's the nicest thing you can say about him.

#CharlieKirkHasBumWorms

Don't be too hard on the guy, trying to eat pretzels with a fork takes practice.

This is the era's “tan suit” moment.

I explained to Kirk, “Charlie, Mamdani is probably from one of those quaint cultures in which people wash their hands before eating. Give it a try...” When I think of what all this means, it's just ONE MORE REASON I'd shake Mamdani's hand before I would Kirk's.

His own, or other people's?

There should be a photo of him shaking hands with 10-years-no-wash Hegseth.

Let me guess, a Republican?

He's also an a-hole.

You spelled licker wrong

I really think hes just an anus

Would you want to watch him eat a taco?

We have Brainworm Bobby & now, Charlie Assworm. The whole party is literally full of parasites.

He has worms.

Oh no! Will I be safe from him if I just stay sitting down in his presence?

Matt Schapp’s anus?

Yes he is! Tag him here @charliekirk11s1.bsky.social

🤔…um.

Stinky Finger Kirk

But he’s never masterbated so it’s okay.

Charlie Kirk is a snake. He lies constantly to his followers. Uses his platform to spread propaganda, division, and hate.

And not just his own.

As long as it’s his own…

His own or other people’s?

tmi, George.

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Well, I’m sure he has to scratch the occasional itch. Given that he’s just one giant asshole of a person… yes. He is an anus scratcher.

🤔🤔

Ringworm butt.

I hear he's taking over for prep h

😳

Not enough ivermectin, I see* *I do NOT condone the use of horse dewormers for humans.

I do for Maggots

Q? Who's?

Hum interesting

!

Dude will never get a handshake again.

He’s a finger sniffer, guaranteed.

Huh 🤔

Seriously, how many people really scratch their ass? None that I know of.

First laugh today. True!

What’s that thing Confucius says? Lol

At Least when I Scratch my Anus I do it with Mr. Long More's Screwdrivers after I Sneak into his Tool Shed when he's at Work !!

And occasionally it’s his own

If we send him some soothing suppositories, would he agree to go away to spend some quality time in his bathroom?

Charlie should get a doctor to check him out - probably a bad case of anal warts too much unprotected anal sex!

Right? Ew. Just ewwwww

Open app, see this. Can’t help but snicker uncontrollably 😆

Charlie Kirk IS an anus! 🍩

Oh my!

Confessed anus scratcher is my new ska band.

His or drumpfs? Don't answer that........... 🤮

And finger sniffer.

Must be the droids he was looking for.

That sounds risky!

Not even the worst thing about him. Not even close 🤣

Perhaps he's got worms.

He never learned how to wipe. That big ole' noggin but no brains...

Did you really need "scratcher" in that sentence?

And he doesn't wipe.

His own or someone else’s… 🤔

With his bare hand. Ewww.

Evidently also has an unhealthy obsession with the married Mamdani.

Of all the things to lay at Charlie Kirk's door, scratching ones anus is perhaps the least loathsome. Unless he has been off scratching other people's anuses unsolicitedly.

Thank you, George, for NOT providing a pic of this.

I don't think that last word was necessary

What a dingleberry

I had pegged for a bicycle seat sniffer, but a butt scratcher tracks too

He probably sniffs his finger.

Ewwwww

Probably has worms

His own or others?

Clearly I missed something. But it definitely makes sense considering who we're talking about.

I assume that is bad. 😉

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If you go to bed with itchy bumb, you'll wake up with smelly fingers.

🤔😜

Who's?

He looks like he was dropped on his soft spot as a child.