Surely those white lines couldn’t be vapor caused by the heat from the engines hitting the cold temperatures in the upper atmosphere….it MUST be some government plot to control the weather…,

She's the kind of person who would try to ban dihydrogen monoxide

Oh, that scary stuff that acts as a solvent to basically everything?

"Chemtrails are made of the grains of stardust left behind as our Space Lord Donald Trump descended from his Lightship to grace us with his presence, deal-making ability, and fragrances available now on Amazon." - MAGA Scientist

Can I get dorito scent?

Nice try, but they're obviously all Dorito scented, with hints of other Trumpy odors.

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Just tell her Trump has forced all planes to comply. Now all white streaks she sees are just plain condensation and it's a huge victory, go celebrate.

WHY ARE YOU HELPING

😆 I thought it could be a shortcut to people STOPPING BELIEVING IN STUPID CHEMTRAILS

Vapor trails are sky poison. *sage nod*

Oy. Next you're gonna tell them how we control the weather with them. BTW, can you send a cool breeze to Jersey? My space laser's on the fritz.

I don’t have control of the space lasers. I’m only ethnically Jewish. You know that doesn’t count.

BAH. I'll settle for the power of your liberal higher education indoctrination to hack mine. I... forgot my password. "€@T_Th3_Rï¢h" isn't working. Says I can't reuse an old password.

Mayyyyybeeeee they will run out of steam. lol. Maybe the non issues and cheap victories they could move on to governing? Nah. You are right. But it’s a nice thought.

I had a very slim little hope! 😆

And these people win elections overwhelmingly.....

This is so maga I just can’t believe anyone would allow this on an agenda. Now as a non USA citizen I am looking up how this is permitted in a democracy. I mean it might be helpful before I am forced to become a 51st state. Eff me.

Nice, these morons have effectively discovered fossil fuel driven climate change without realizing it…? You know, aircraft putting chemical compounds into the atmosphere that change the climate?

I think the only chemtrails she’s familiar with are lines on a mirror

So is she asking for all air travel to be banned? And if it was some sort of massive conspiracy, don't you think the evil geniuses would pick something we can't see? Also, how do the chemtrails distinguish between the evil geniuses and everyone else? So many questions.

My MAGA friend totally believes this and keeps waiting for me to see the light.

Oh my.

We’re doomed But i won’t feel bad if all planes are prohibited/ banned from LA airspace. People can just drive to New Orleans if they really really want to visit

I like the idea of returning Louisiana to the French. “Full refund, please”.

Now ask her how many branches of government there are or what the 14th amendment does.

Do greenhouse gases count as chemtrails? 😄

When do they let #ICE arrest vampires and boost the production of silver bullets?

and of course she didn't drop names of the people she's basing her conspiracies from

She may be dumb, but she’s also slow.

Wait. They think humans are affecting the climate? But just not the way climate scientists (who’ve dedicated decades to studying this) are saying?

That about sums it up. They're perfectly willing to believe that humans are emitting harmful substances which are changing the climate, as long as they can turn it into a conspiracy theory that blame someone they don't like.

It's actually planes pooping. Airlines are keeping the fact that they are birds under wraps ;)

They think vaccines cause autism 😂

Don't forget they also contaminate all the water in the world to enable mind control and create a world wide radar web.

Does this mean ülanes are now banned from louisiana?

Let’s be honest, intelligence isn’t MAGA’s strong suit either. Mostly bc they are above learning or debating anything. What they want is to dictate how we live our lives, for us to accept and thank them for it, all while pilfering our money.

Dihydrogen Monoxide is no joke Mr Sulu. It can eat metal, wear down rock, alter the landscape and in some circumstances stop people breathing.

I heard it's used in making styrofoam and is also a byproduct of petroleum refining.

Name one MAGA strong point that isn't criminal.

This is why I don't believe these people can be reached. They're so far detached from reality you can't even find a common frame of reference anymore.

They actually passed this bill in the house??? WOW

The way to combat it? If it is bad, why does trump still let it happen, why doesn't he do anything about it... I couldn't vote for a guy who would let them do that

It's so easy to explain, plane move, causes change in air pressure, pressure change causes water to condense... How do they not know how clouds form?

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Please, identify this chemical for me. -It's psychoactive at parts per billion -It doesn't become dangerous at higher concentrations in airports. -Mixable with jet fuel -Can survive the temperatures inside a jet engine. -Nobody has leaked what is in the last 50 years

Exactly, we all breathe the same air

Do it Johnson style: Pray, watch and do nothing :)

Is she trying to suck up to Marjorie Taylor Greene? She of the anti-weather modification bill? I wonder if she ever got that bill to outlaw Jewish Space Lasers banned 🤔

.....guess she flunked science class.....

It's water you goddamned ignorant twat.

You can't fix stupid.

THIS is who her constituents chose? 🫣

Consider the source

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Where do they get their bull 💩?

Didn't trump say he was The Science President? That experts were amazed & astounded by his knowledge of science?

Chemtrails don't exist. But contrails do. rmi.org/aviation-con...

It is normal for tribal leaders to speak of supernatural phenomena - in cannibal tribes or banana republics led by such illiterate donkeys. #trump #MAGA #chemtrails

Anything that smacks of intelligence has been banned by this administration b/c it makes their Golden Fraud look stupid.

And this absurd bill PASSED in the house.

Are you kidding... Never mind, no need to answer that 🙄

Yes. Clouds are the evil invention of liberals to make it rain.

Next they'll be telling people the stuff from their car's exhaust pipes is mountain dew...

Finally, we're going to get the truth about chemtrails! (I'm an absolute non-believer, mind you.) Too bad ppl had to die for this to happen. Trumpists have had six months in power to stop chemtrails!

Science has never been MAGA's suit. Period. Full stop.

But George, dihydrogen monoxide is a terrible chemical! It gets into everything! And then when it freezes it can crack even metal apart! We must take the dihydrogen threat seriously! (/sarcasm) 😂

Not joke, but it can literally DESTROY iron just by contact! [Kidding but true]

Republicans despise expertise.

Sorry, what is?

The last comment from the dem rep is the one that kills me: "So I guess I haven't been looking up..."

MAGAs don't know anything

Fine. No one fly commercial flights in or out of Louisiana. Heck make it all red states, don’t want to poison them with the chemicals with long names either. ✈️🌧️

So the victory over nazi Germany wasn't reached by bombs but with trails from vaporized water. Let's ask the Ukraine to try it against the russian invaders..

Ha ha ha. Trump and his MAGA team doesn’t believe in facts, they don’t believe in science, they definitely don’t understand math and let’s not get started on how they butcher U.S. history 😑. They are incompetent bullies who only care about power and money for themselves. Who cares about The People

Chemtrail Mythology actually go back to Antisemitism. In fact, folks who spout it are usually the Fascist right wing neonazi crowd. This fucks need to go.

I also sick of chemicals in the air - hydrogen, oxygen, nitrogen, helium, ban ALL OF THEM!

Wait until they find the unholy union of oxygen and hydrogen. DiHydrogen monoxide will kill us all!!! 😱😱😱😱

It's pure poison, water intoxication, also known as water poisoning, hyperhydration, overhydration, or water toxemia, is a potentially fatal disturbance in brain functions that can result when the normal balance of electrolytes in the body. Dangerous stuff that H2O

Didn't you know, dihydrogen monoxide is used in the production of oven cleaner sprays?

This is wonderful! 😂😂😂

Colourless and odourless!!? OMG why have we not been told about this deep state conspiracy!?1!!?111!!!

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Well.....I HAVE had raspberry flavored H2O...

Oh, so they can pump it full of artificial flavourings too and put it in our food supply?!!1!?1!1!??!!

They can and do. At least the raspberry stuff doesn't come out of taps

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Easy enough to O.D. on that stuff

I’m just too addicted to it, especially chilled over ice! 😰

I can't live without it 😆

Ice? Don't you meen Solid DiHydrogen MonOxide? That just adds the risks of impact damage on top of all else.

Why will nobody talk about its evil and agressive brother DiHydogen DiOxide? Is it a conspiracy. What are they hiding? What are we not supposed to know? Just asking. 😇

A little bit is ok. Perfectly fine. Speaking of, I need to have some right now.

If you ban all planes over Louisiana, the white contrails will go. But I doubt that it will please her.

Which words can she not pronounce? Water? Vapor? Oxygen? Hydrogen? Her life must be so difficult.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha they want to go on record for being this dumb ha ha ha ha ha haha

Please remind me. What exactly IS their strong suit!?!?

Apparently brainwashing.

Oh!!! My!!! Too bad being intentionally obtuse doesn't hurt. It's not fair. We're the ones hurting because of their idiocy and they're running around happy as larks.

Of course, these are the people trying to destroy education, not foster it.

But, comedy is, George...😂 bsky.app/profile/shan...

Snort. He's been wanting revenge for this and every other "nasty" thing said about him. Now he's torching the world. Really shows he's just a...

Nope, just a...

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No, it isn't, MAGA tends to feed on basic emotions.

No, it hasn't!

My sons biochemistry prof did a compelling demonstration right after covid. He brought a board to a community market with a bunch of chemical formulas written on it. He explained what the chemicals did, but not what they were. Bill had people slavering against these "harmful" chemicals...

...right up until he revealed that he was showing them the chemical composition of ... a strawberry.

What next?!? Are they going to ban clouds?!?

Humans have been intentionally seeding clouds to influence weather conditions, also known as cloud seeding, since the 1940s. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weather...

Does MAGA even know what science is?!?!

The chemical is the dreaded Di Hydrogen Mono oxide. A major componet of acid rain. The primary cause of drowning and the cause of many traffic accidents Common name.... Water.

As has been said many times “you can’t fix stupid”

Does Louisiana allow recall elections? Because, DAMN!

So the people of Louisiana voted for a person so fucking dumb she doesn't know that a "contrail" is formed by condensed ice particles & vapor caused by jet engines. All jet engines at the proper altitude and temperature. Dumbfuckery at it's finest.

We live in the dumbest god damn time line imaginable.

Duh

Sometimes the stupid is so bad that it hurts!

Ban the gravity. People would stop falling and getting hurt.

Sicker by the minute

Let me get this straight. Someone voted for her, right?

I enjoyed the part where everyone laughed at her dumb ass.

All deliberate aerial releases are already required to get a permit with the federal government so use a Freedom of Information Act request to see all the permits.

In WA, R’s claimed that kids identified as animals because of that bonkers story about litter boxes in school bathrooms. I’d argue that it’s possible that REALITY doesn’t appear to be a strong suit either.

White lines in the sky don't bother me. White lines on Elon's desk does.

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Hate to say it, but she is only 99% wrong. High flying aircraft do have an effect on the weather as they cause cloud formation. After 9/11 when all the planes were grounded they could track the paths of military aircraft by their trails and watched as large clouds formed from them.

Is it just me or do “Maga Repub’s” feel they can say anything to a person knowing it isnt true OR just making shit up passing it along as a fact OR, just violating the longtime quote; “better to be silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt”. Maga Repubs; embarassingly funny.

They’re just condensation from the engines. It’s taught to us in elementary school!

I think they just learn about Mont Rushmore at school over there!!!

Plus gloss over the fact that the mountain is sacred to indigenous people.

Don't ask them which faces are on this mountain too!😄

Just four Donald Trumps.