If he can't be a helper to help solve the problem, he needs to get out of the way. Prayer without Action is EMPTY WORDS.

Worse than that. Inhumane!

I've YET to see ANYTHING HUMANE about Trump or his WHOLE EVIL REGIME of the MOST VILE, UNCARING, UNFIT, DESPICABLE people he could FIND!

Agree!

You're right. Those guys are clowns.

Not can, all they will do. They can do so much more.

If people want Johnson in a pulpit, fine. But we expect our elected representatives to solve problems, not simply mumble aimlessly about thoughts and prayers.

says you. thoughts and prayers are the daily diet of tens of millions in amerikkka. do you want them to starve of existential fear of death manifestationlessness? huh? do you?

Well, to be fair, he is moron, a toady, a fake Christian and is totally full of 💩.

Seems fair enough.

You know, I'm a Christian and I pray, (mostly for the current regime to be taken down, I must admit) but God gave us brains, and talents In order for us to USE THEM!!

what do you expect from that insurrection this piece of s***. and I'll tell him or I tell every single one of those thumpers where they can take their thoughts and prayers they can stick them up their ass. we're tired of thoughts and prayers we want action

What a heartless , mean & dangerous ideologist this ungodly man is.

Luigi him

All Mike is good at is Preying

He’s not a serious public servant.

Mike Johnson is proof that religion has no place in credible society, and should be moved to the fringes, regulated and taxes. Religion belongs no where near Government; because zealots can't trusted with money or children.

We had separation of church and state for SEVERAL reasons

Had

Yeah. 😑

Not 1 of them could live up to even half of what she did and would've done for the people who voted for them. They have no connection to the people whatsoever.

pos

Hey, what ever happened to the white dropouts of the Hare Krishna cult from the 1970's? And can the Christians go find them?

If you can't afford to buy a politician don't expect any help from the Republicans.

Pseudo-Christianity is Mike Johnson’s shtick. Goes along with worshipping the Antichrist.

And $$$$$ 🤬

Grown man talking about wishes and fairies and junk. Embarrassing

Well, they’d have to maybe take money from tracking women’s periods and pregnancy test purchases.

MAGGOTS = so many fucking MORONS ... IMBECILES ... IDIOTS

Yeah cuz prayer works. 😂

busy writing a song on this right this very minute.

Bets that Moses Johnson is also on the Epstein client list.

I have a feeling Johnson is in the closet. 🤷‍♀️

Also Mike Johnson : Flood don't kill. Bad people with water kill.

😂 good one!

Where is a good guy with water when you need one?

His kids must be horrible, selfish little pricks.... Or horribly depressed all the time.

His kids hates and his wife loathes him.

Thoughts and prayers for the MAGA Assholtarians...

He can't show empathy or compassion. He would make his leader look bad.

They weren't his kids... They don't care about other people's kids, we've learned that for decades with school shootings!

And abortion bans, and a god-awful foster care system, and banning school lunches

It is what HE can do. He is just keeping the seat warm, after all.

There's something fundamentally wrong with republicans.

He seems to be. Even Trump, arguably the least religious prez we’ve ever had is invoking God, because blaming your failure and incompetence on God’s will is the oldest trick in the book.

In Trump’s case, Trump will take ALL the credit for anything “intentional/positive/good” in his warped understanding of those terms, while in classic pathological narcissist behavior, will blame ANYONE ELSE for anything “bad”. Not a defense of religion or Christianity, but a damning of Trump.

Bravo

Faith and prayer without works is death. He won’t do the work that even AI knows is necessary.

Faith without works is dead. If he read that bible he lies about everyday he’d know.

He does know. Probably even did a sermon about it. His faith is not something he lives. It’s his talking points.

So regular Christian then?

No. Dominion, The Seven Mountain Mandate. See link elsewhere in this thread

He’s got nothing else. Simpleton

Fk that mofo abomination

"Dear father, you knew what to do with nazis in 1944. Please do a 2.0."

Oh but he IS because they REALLY DON'T give a DAMN!

This is what they want. Death. They want to reduce the population of the US (and world). They don't care how. The GOP wants death and they will bring it however, whenever, and wherever possible.

Unfortunately he is. The worst speaker in history, MAGA Mikey, the porn monitor 😂

Someone in comments wants lighting to strike him. I’d settle for a sink hole to open up below him and swallow him whole.

OH, I'M THRILLED HE SAID THIS. "You reap what you sow."

They just don't care. At all. That they don't, tells me they aren't remotely concerned about mid-terms and everything that implies.

Since the deadly GOP gutted any sort of real response ability so billionaires could get a tax cut???

Has Joni Ernst offered any words of comfort for the flood victims?

Surprised she hasn’t chastised them for not taking advantage of the free swimming lessons

Oh that they don’t have to worry about living anymore because they’re dead or some ghoulish gruesome crap like that. Maybe she’ll film it by a river

His most urgent prayer is that no one will figure out who he is on Grindr.

Ah yes Speaker Penis Praying to Orange Jesus

All he can do is pretend he’s Moses 😡

Oh but he is

It's the same playbook they used for gun violence. Nothing to do but pray, while behind the scenes they make it impossible to even do research on the subject.

Mike Johnson should be tossed out of an airborne helicopter into an active flood zone with nothing but a Bible

Preferably in his home state. We don't have enough gators in Central Texas any longer.

Nearish to alligator auschwitz

Sure, he can just “Pray” for a soft landing.

Out of a C-130 at operational ceiling.

Or maybe in the swamp surrounding Alligator Auschwitz...

if the victims weren't primarily White Christians but People of Color; the Republican Party wouldn't even bother to acknowledge that anything actually happened, much less offer any prayers.

Serious in a sick way. Like that joke about a lemonade stand. The sign says 'all you can drink for a dime' But if you want more than one glass he says 'no, that IS all you can drink for a dime' Congress can't do more than PRAY. Because anything else would make them PAY. Can't cut into the tax cut😡

Spineless, weak and not a leader.

I am so sick of the disgusting, evil mother fvckers.

Keep voting for the people who don't care about you that will fix it!

That's all HE can do.

No. God has had enough of his phoniness

And hurricane season is just cranking up. You think Mikey gives a fuck about his constituents?

Faith without works is dead, Mikey. Says so in the Book of James. You know, in the Bible?

Oh he is doing more.. like cutting their healthcare and food supplement SNAP. He should never call himself a Christian. He hasn’t one quality that exemplifies Jesus, not one.

Heeeeeere ya go, everyone www.newsweek.com/republicans-...

He's very serious about that. They can't talk, walk or chew gum without their leader's blessing, and we're not talking about God or Jesus, unless you mean Orange Jesus.

Ohh I wonder what republicans would be saying if Newson had stated all he could do was pray after the CA fires...

republicans and seriousness?

Hes dumber than dumb

And pathetic. Don’t leave that out. 😡

Oh ya!

Hey Mikey….

Even if you believe it helps, prayer should still be the BEGINNING of what you do to help. With Republicans, it's the sum total.

To the people in Louisiana's 4th congressional district, the candidate you sent to Washington, is worthless. Please send him home & send a more worthy candidate. America Thanks You.

Looking at what Louisiana has sent to Washington so far, do you actually think they have a decent candidate ( or human being) to offer?

They need to find a democrat down there to challenge him & give the people a choice. More pain or a chance at a new start. A new beginning.

It’s Louisiana

Mike Johnson has received $784,588 from AIPAC and the Israel lobby. #BanAIPAC

Do we not see a future catastrophe during this administration. Sorry to say, they are literally killing average Americans. #FeloniousTrump, unqualified and unfit. #magaRepublicans simply care less... #CoupInProgress

Don't you know, prayer solves everything. War, violence, hunger, disease, even homosexuality.

I mean children died, not corporate profits. So there’s nothing for him to care about.

We are really paying him too much of that's all he can do!

NOBODY IS COMING TO SAVE YOU‼️ WAKE THE FUCK UP‼️‼️‼️ generalstrikeus.com

Today I listened to the @TimandAprilShow on YouTube in which they explained Dominion and The Seven Mountain Mandate in which Mike Johnson apparently believes. Yikes!

That’s stupid everyone knows it’s the combo of “thoughts and prayers” that really powers up the magic sky-daddy juju

This weird scripture twisting prick is very serious.

Pray this administration is toppled.

Little Johnson is a puppet. He does what he's told. And he's told to get money for Billionaires, and the heck with anything else.

But he said what he means. Stop trying to not believe them. they are totally ok with, and want people to die. How much more clear do they need to be, before libs stop hanging on to the notion that people are inherently good.

prey?

He’s ridiculous

And a superstitious, magical thinking believer who could give a shit less about anyone except his miserable self.

The devil lies within!

I think if they put their minds to it they could do quite a bit more.

Those people need to find their bootstraps amid the mud and debris that used to be their homes, and haul themselves up by them. Meanwhile, Johnson will be sparing a minute to do absolutely nothing but pray.

Let’s be honest here, when Mike Johnson learned that 26 children had died in this tragedy, he probably did pray, but he gave thanks that there were now 26 less children that wouldn’t be possibly needing free and reduced lunch or healthcare!

He meant prey. Simple mistake

Thats pretty much it, the little peewee herman wannabe handed his gavel to trump the day of the disaster.for once he wasnt lying

I get physically ill when I see what has happened to America. I believe evil has befallen America. 😢

Useless, because I've been praying for the removal of the entire regime, but they continue to wreck havoc daily

Seems like a good plan! On the other hand, the Chaplain of the House is paid $212,000 a year - and the results are kind of disappointing.

Oh, he’s serious. They just gave away all the monies to the billionaires and ICE so now we are lucky if the “allocate” prayers when there are disasters. I only wish I believed in hell so I’d think they would suffer for this and all their atrocities

MIKEY IS CLUELESS

PRAYER IS WORTHLESS! TRY AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER!

He does what his puppet master tells him to do.

Put your head in the sand.

He spelled “prey” wrong 💩🙄🆘

Water board him and Trump. Make them suffer unbearable pain.

Maybe pray for NOAA & FEMA to be restored. Sit the fuck down

The families are praying, God has them. Your job and ours is to do something, aid, shelter, food and water. Stop bothering Jesus, he’s got his arms really full.

Flash flood warning systems they can't provide only "thoughts and prayers" but the crusade against LGBTQ that they miraculously have the power to do something about.

Another topic he has no idea what he's talking about.

He’s in the closet. + little man syndrome.

He admitted to holding his son’s penis while he pees, to make sure he doesn’t sin and pleasure himself.

Deranged pedophile - just like President Stinky Pants.

It's because they don't want to admit that their policies are responsible for this disaster.

They truly are completely deranged and delusional!

He is the worst human being sorry one of the worst human beings on the planet

My kid already knows this… and I didn’t have to school him on it.

All Congress WILL do.

Faith without works is dead.

He is not a serious man.

Prayer for people who have lost everything in floods, and billions for billionaires who are taking a trip to the moon. America the great 🙄

You better pray for your fake job

Oh, and also Speaker Johnson implied that the flooding disaster in TX was God’s will. So if we are praying, are we praying for God’s will to be done, or praying against God’s will? Sigh.

When one person survives, they’ll all say it was a miracle from god. One hundred plus drown but god doesn’t get the blame? He’s intentionally done floods before

I’m in the south. Down here a whole lot of people have been convinced that the people who survive a disaster are “good”, and that those who didn’t probably deserved to die. That’s a big aspect of the perversion of the religious mind meld in our era. There’s more, but this is a part of the problem.

Johnson is just lying while waving a Bible as usual. Meanwhile Gov Abbott is using the south’s other “religion” - football - to deflect questions about what went wrong and what needs to change to mitigate future disasters like this TX flood.

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s DEADLY serious.

Well yeah they cut FEMA so prayers all they've got. When you're prepared to let hundreds of thousands die without healthcare and kids starve without SNAP what's a few dozen flood victims.

He's not a serious person.

Thoughts, prayers and tax cuts for billionaires. That's Republicans.

Sadly that is how he wants to operate. Not anywhere near a Christian life that he expounds upon, flashy public action but not substance to his words. I need leaders who walk the talk.

Act of God, God's plan. Makes prayer useless. Why would a perfect 🙄 "all knowing" god change his perfect plan for you? All the glory, none of the blame.

#Project2025

He’s an idiot!

Dear Mike Johnson GFY REALLY HARD

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLWN...

Those 10 Commandments hanging in the TX Schools did a lot of help.

This man offends me greatly. I am waiting for the time when he is on the receiving end of the need for us to “pray.”

He knows he can only do the king’s bidding.

What I find rather curious with Americans from decades back is their aversion to taxes. I understand that they don't get much in return for what they pay from their wage packet, but they're also traditionally one of the nations that pay least in taxes. All the same... Taxes pay for services! 😉

people seem literally to not understand what / why taxes. it’s so strange.

I've always interpreted it as them seeing it all as some sort of communist thing. They want all of their wages but then don't listen when a huge percentage the population are living in third world standards. Taxes pay for things and that's why they don't want you to pay your taxes! Think! 😉

It’s a long grift - Christofascism in service to wealthy.

A lot of us bought into the lie that categorically, a small government is a good thing.

It comes done to nothing more mundane than simple unadulterated greed and selfishness.

*down

Smfh!

Trump’s stolen all the fema money so yah, Johnson is a eunuch.

Remember the GOP mantra voiced by Senator Ernst: 'We're all going to die.' Speaker Johnson's passing of Trump's BBB is ensuring it's sooner rather than later.

He’s only serious about the Cracker Jack prize at the bottom of his Jack and Coke.

These people need to learn the difference between "can" and "will." Congress CAN do more. Congress WILL NOT do more. Congress has power they choose not to wield to help people who are not rich.

Great reply!

Or you can do what the President of Mexico did and send help!!!

We’re praying for Johnson too . . . die.

The rest of us pray for death to nazis through due process at the Hague.

Trump would seize The Hague if the ICC arrested any of his henchmen, Putin, Netanyahu An International court is a nice concept, but let’s be realistic. Norms are no more While pulling aid that will save millions of lives may not technically be genocide, it’s a conscious act that has the same effect

Democide is genocide.

You got to pray - just to make it today....

Unfortunately, he is.

Of course he's serious, all American fascists act like little Miss Speaker.

If we do not help ourselves, God won't. He gives us knowledge and resources but rich people don't listen because it would screw up their portfolio. Besides God knows Little johnson is a liar and fake Christian.

Trumps Texas Tragedy. Let's call it that so there's no mistake who is to blame.

Unfortunately, he's likely extremely serious.

What the hell did you guys think he would say? Something to bring us together? Prepare for the coming months , seasons and years of this?

When will believing in fairytales stop? 🤬 I’ve never known any prayer save the world so far. Religion is a scapegoat for a fake politician such as Johnson. His actions and decisions are not those of any Christian! Just more bull from an incompetent regime!!!

MAGA Mike is fucking disgrace.

Of course he wants to do more - billionaires need tax breaks to coincide with their lack of sympathy

Real Christians do something. Real leaders engage. Real people offer assistance. Fakes and cowards offer prayers.

the fact that ppl will keep voting for him because he has a R next to his name is just... wtf America. And it's the brainwashing. Ppl in his district and others like it grew up hearing "doesnt matter how bad the R is the democrat is worse."

When political and religious dememtia meet.

He's the New Moses...but not the New Noah

People don’t elect them to shine a seat with their azz and play scrabble. They are sent there to solve problems!

Mike claims to talk directly to God so why cant he do more than just pray? thinks he is like Moses but couldnt hold the waters back.

This preacher speaker is so arrogant that he doesn't have it in him to hang his head in shame.

Maybe if the fema $ wasn’t being used to build concentration camps … 🤔

Meanwhile Jesus is like “WTF is wrong with this asshole??!!!” 🤷🏽

It's called gaslighting.

He and his kind will face God on their judgement day. It ain't gonna be pretty.

its not like they WANT to do anything else

He is 100% serious. This is part of the project of trying to force the American public to be peasant-brained and teach them learned helplessness so that magical-thinking religiosity and its training to submit to authority figures becomes more widespread.

Mexico found a way.

Pity that Congress didn't pray BEFORE the flood

Hollow Man

It’s so easy to say prayers are the answer! Name me one prayer that physically helped anyone anywhere in modern society!!

It's just a way for them to PASS the BUCK and take NO RESPONSIBILITY for the DEATHS THEIR ACTIONS have CAUSED! This is ONLY the beginning, as there WILL BE MORE! DISASTERS happen ALL the TIME!

Unfortunately yes there will be

Nothing fails like prayer.

Nothing made me laugh harder than your comment! Winner! 🏆 😁😁😁😁

JASMINE CROCKET DONATED MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO THIS TRAGEDY AND YET NO MAGA DONORS

Most of the GOP just prey.

Clearly he should find a more suitable occupation.

Im so sick of hearing "thoughts and prayers" comments, Im going to bitch slap the next person that says that in my presence

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Maybe someone ought to drop Moses off into the flood zone and see just how well praying does for HIM? Fuk the lifejacket too. Lets see how long he lasts before his gawd bestows a miracle on him.

Duh? FEMA is gone. NOAA is gone. NWS is gone. Scientists are gone. Not much left than to pray...or bend over and kiss yer ass goodbye? That is almost as good as praying...

And this small excuse for a man claims to be a devout Christian. Yet he relishes watching children die! (Yeah I went there because I’m damned tired of these whited sepulchers going through the motions instead of doing good)

My God doesn't listen to a hypocrite like johnson. He is not a real christian

Real Christian 👇🏼👇🏼🫶🏼💟☮️

Oh, that felt good. I want to see more of her videos!

As a recovering Catholic I agree with her. The actions of these hypocrites is not what I was taught in my thirteen years of Catholic school education. These bible thumpers commit evil deeds Mon through Fri. By going to confession on Sat and church on Sun they feel absolved from their sins. 😈

If prayer worked no one would need to do it anymore.

We're all gonna die one day, right?

And we’ll get over it.

He's a joke. Hypocrisy personified.

Right.. I mean what is their Lord Satan going to do for flood victims?

Satan would do more for flood victims then the GOP - Trump and his cronies ever will - satans not a total compassion less loser

HES SUCH AN ASSHOLE

I would love to slapp this guy around with the bible, then tare a page out and roll a doobee,then blow the smoke in his face. Can't smoke blunts anymore.

I'm afraid he is.

Hey someone tell Mike Johnson HE ain’t MOSES! He can’t part the rivers lakes and oceans. Imbecilic little man child

Ted Cruz and family head out to Dubai to stay dry in comfort? I’m sure he is “praying” for his constituents, probably call the orange sweet potato and make sure he’s praying too. A lot of good that does anybody.

This is exactly what GOP pols say after every massacre of innocents by gun toting fanatics. “We must pray.” Then they go collect their bribes from the gun lobby and get on with their only true objective of getting re-elected.

Oh he is.

Thats what they all do just pray on the vulnerable! Pos!

Clearly, Mike Johnson just accidentally forgot to mention the power of thinking as a compliment to praying. Do not underestimate the power of "thoughts and prayers" ™️ *"Thoughts and prayers" cannot be used without the expressed written consent of the Republican Party

Major POS!

No, this is what they want. Being able to drown the government in a bath tub means shutting down all the science based, life saving organizations. Just wait till hurricane season.

Just like school shooting, all the Republicans have is let’s say another prayer!

This nauseating hypocrite should pray for his soulless cruel heart for certainly he is going to rot in Hell if there is such a place.

Amen.