WHAT IF…….The whole nation is being held hostage right now and forced to endure these things? Far more plausible, I say.
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Having lived in the NYC area and watched his antics throughout the 80s, I can assure you George is correct, not the original poster.
jul 17, 2025, 8:32 pm • 3 0 • view
Oh here they go, is he a robot? A clone? A musk brain chip. Who knows what they'll come up with.
jul 17, 2025, 8:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Held hostage by who? Putin? #PeeTape
jul 17, 2025, 10:01 pm • 0 0 • view
I want my own coup. Bye trump, bye Miller, bye all you miserable people who support this concentration artist.
jul 17, 2025, 8:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Nope. This POTUS is dumber than dog shit.
jul 17, 2025, 8:25 pm • 5 0 • view
We are being forced to watch as Drumpf enforces basic immigration laws, and I’m just sitting here terrified that we are going to have no illegals left to work the fields! Drumpf needs to be impeached before he deports all our illegal immigrant voters, we will never win an election without LatinXs
jul 17, 2025, 11:19 pm • 1 0 • view
I have previously proven my great skill at the 'WHAT IF' game, having been a grade 1/2 teacher for over 30 years. So Mr. Rudkowski, don't get me started! I have had experience with 5-6-7 yr olds so your question tells me you're probable a little below that age level intellectually. NO CONTEST!
jul 17, 2025, 8:36 pm • 0 0 • view
WHAT IF… Occam’s razor is once again correct and the simplest, most likely explanation is the right one: He’s on the list, and they haven’t found a way yet to “redact” it like they did with the video.
jul 17, 2025, 11:32 pm • 0 0 • view
"It's even worse! Not one of you reading my words will survive this. Depressing." Al Prazolam.
jul 17, 2025, 8:33 pm • 0 0 • view
We (in Europe) generally think he has no idea what he is doing and is basically a puppet.
jul 17, 2025, 8:24 pm • 29 1 • view
American here, that’s been my theory for a while now. He’s just too ineffectual, and if you factor in blackmail he’s probably very easy to control. This is why I’m very concerned about what happens after Trump - he made a great Trojan horse.
jul 17, 2025, 8:47 pm • 8 1 • view
Agree.. VD Vance sponsored by Peter Thiel.
jul 17, 2025, 9:11 pm • 5 1 • view
Not to mention all the white Christian-nationalist groups and the Heritage Foundation and the like.
jul 17, 2025, 9:16 pm • 3 0 • view
It must be a train wreck you never stop watching.
jul 17, 2025, 8:44 pm • 0 0 • view
We wake up every day and wonder what the F**k has he done now.
jul 17, 2025, 9:10 pm • 0 0 • view
What do you think the point of Molester Is. was and Epstein's other properties? It was a Mussad honey pot trap operation to get compromising videos of prominent figures to use as leverage to control them. I'm sure they have lots of trump.
jul 18, 2025, 4:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Held Hostage??? 45/47 has literally been a slime since the 1980s when he evicted elderly little ladies, who were literally dying, instead of letting the stay in rent controlled apartments...so no... I don't think he is being anything except his true genuine self
jul 17, 2025, 8:46 pm • 0 0 • view
Can someone, anyone, please come up with a theory that allows us to continue to blindly follow Orange Jesus!
jul 17, 2025, 8:24 pm • 2 0 • view
Stephen Miller is to Trump as Rasputin was to the Romanov’s, may history repeat itself.
jul 17, 2025, 8:29 pm • 15 1 • view
I hope not, because Rasputin was famously hard to kill.
jul 17, 2025, 8:58 pm • 7 0 • view
So they claim...more likely he wore a vest underneath and ate plenty of toxic plants and animals to develop immunities. No human is truly immortal or can avoid death.
jul 17, 2025, 10:11 pm • 1 0 • view
That's where we are😞
jul 17, 2025, 8:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Trump is acting entirely in character. No need to force him when he is willing...
jul 17, 2025, 8:47 pm • 0 0 • view
If Donald Trump is being held hostage right now, it could only be by his ego, compounded with his guilt.
jul 17, 2025, 8:53 pm • 0 0 • view
Forced to do the things he campaigned for? Hmm. He campaigned differently on Epstein, true. But anyone with multiple brain cells knew he wouldn't release names because if he wasn't on the list, good friends were. Given all the photos and lawsuites over the years. It's safe to say he IS on the list.
jul 18, 2025, 1:09 am • 0 0 • view
It'd explain why he didn't know he was in the files. Why is ear grew back. And why Coke would agree to real sugar with increased tariffs.
jul 17, 2025, 8:48 pm • 0 0 • view
I have been saying this since the election. There is no other way to look at this all. We are literally being held hostage.
jul 17, 2025, 8:26 pm • 1 0 • view
I mean, in the sense that he's a corrupt, unintelligent elderly man with now severe dementia who has no idea what is going on most of the time and is being used as a figurehead to execute a 50-year christo-fascist plan, yes, he's a "hostage." He loves it, though. He's fine.
jul 17, 2025, 8:32 pm • 3 0 • view
So, a psychopath's version of Stockholm syndrome?
jul 17, 2025, 8:54 pm • 1 0 • view
That is so full of shit, EVERYONE'S hair is brown!
jul 18, 2025, 2:40 am • 0 0 • view
Agreed. Whomsoever posted that is just silly. Silly, I say. That's as polite as I can be on the matter.
jul 18, 2025, 2:59 am • 0 0 • view
I agree with George. We are definitely the hostages, or victims of a felons whims.
jul 17, 2025, 8:29 pm • 2 0 • view
Aw. Touching. Because I'm pretty sure he doesn't give a shit about YOU or what you endure.
jul 17, 2025, 8:13 pm • 0 0 • view
Trump is just a mad man.
jul 17, 2025, 9:32 pm • 0 0 • view
i would say both ... trump by the russians, that interfere election by who know how long, and by trump and the guy behind him
jul 17, 2025, 8:26 pm • 0 0 • view
That is the most pathetic cope i've seen so far. To these people it's never ever Trump that is the problem. Always something else. Do they ever stop and think what they're saying. Zero self-awareness.
jul 17, 2025, 9:03 pm • 0 0 • view
No, tRump is a domestic terrorist.
jul 17, 2025, 10:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Yes of course. Donald Trump, the perpetual victim.
jul 17, 2025, 10:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Held hostage noooo. A puppet? Used by the P25 demons? Yes and YES Prepare yourselves for the 25th Amendment to be invoked within the next few months definitely before the 2026 midterms! In my wildest dreams Vance goes too Because he IS P25 in all of its evil diabolical reality FAR worse than F47 !
jul 17, 2025, 8:36 pm • 2 0 • view
What leverage could anyone possibly have over that bum? He could shoot someone on 5th Ave and lose no support.
jul 17, 2025, 9:34 pm • 0 0 • view
He is held hostage by his NEED FOR GRIFTING & GREED.
jul 17, 2025, 8:43 pm • 0 0 • view
OTOH, maybe we should encourage his followers to rescue him and spirit him out of the country forever to keep him safe.
jul 17, 2025, 8:57 pm • 3 0 • view
are they blackmailing him with the Epstein list?
jul 17, 2025, 8:40 pm • 0 0 • view
But isn’t Trump the ultimate Alpha….
jul 17, 2025, 8:33 pm • 0 0 • view
He's being held hostage. By his own past.
jul 17, 2025, 8:49 pm • 0 0 • view
The people holding him have been in touch. They want $1 million in cash or else theyll release him. www.youtube.com/shorts/8H26q...
jul 17, 2025, 9:01 pm • 0 0 • view
This conspiracy could help turn maga against each other. Let it spread and blame Vance or Bongino
jul 17, 2025, 8:38 pm • 0 0 • view
What rock did Luke crawl out from under?
jul 17, 2025, 8:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Yeah but in the meme there's a what if in what you said it's a fact not a what if?
jul 17, 2025, 8:32 pm • 1 0 • view
Do I think it's a plausible theory? Fuck no! I think it's an absurd fever dream.
jul 18, 2025, 1:26 am • 0 0 • view
Then removing him from office would stop the kidnappers from getting their way. Problem solved either way.
jul 17, 2025, 9:44 pm • 4 0 • view
What's the saying when the simplest answer is often the most correct? He's just an idiot.
jul 17, 2025, 8:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Occam's Razor!
jul 17, 2025, 8:31 pm • 1 0 • view
jul 17, 2025, 9:15 pm • 0 0 • view
Translation - Putin deffo has the piss footage
jul 17, 2025, 8:34 pm • 0 0 • view
I'd say opt out of paying the ransom and let his mythical captors shoot him.
jul 17, 2025, 8:25 pm • 0 0 • view
This picture shows just what kind of sick fuck Epstein was. The fact he was this open about this and not worried about the consequences is sickening.
jul 17, 2025, 9:21 pm • 4 0 • view
Guilty
jul 17, 2025, 9:05 pm • 0 0 • view
Luke is not the brightest bulb
jul 18, 2025, 5:58 am • 0 0 • view
The only thing that could hold him hostage is a long drive-thru line at the KFC 🙄
jul 17, 2025, 9:26 pm • 0 0 • view
if he is being held hostage , hopefully he’ll outlive his usefulness soon
jul 17, 2025, 8:40 pm • 0 0 • view
An actual plausible story is that Trump has no idea what he does or says from one day to another because of his declining health and dementia.
jul 17, 2025, 9:13 pm • 1 1 • view
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfHB... 👏👏👏
jul 17, 2025, 10:26 pm • 1 0 • view
The mental gymnastics to defend their support of a traitor.
jul 18, 2025, 12:19 am • 0 0 • view
Far more plausible.
jul 17, 2025, 9:32 pm • 0 0 • view
They could have a love-in and find out though
jul 17, 2025, 8:24 pm • 0 0 • view
jul 17, 2025, 8:31 pm • 10 2 • view
Putin owns the Rapist. His one goal is a rebuilt Soviet Empire. He needs chaos in the West. The moment the Rapist actually disobeys, Putin will kill him.
jul 18, 2025, 4:22 pm • 1 0 • view
It's plausible if he sold his soul at some point and the Devil is collecting.
jul 17, 2025, 8:23 pm • 2 0 • view
He’s been replaced by a doppelgänger. He’s under mind control. A time-traveler from the future has warned him that the release of the files sets off a chain reaction that eventually leads to the apocalypse. Anything, really.
jul 17, 2025, 8:37 pm • 0 0 • view
When it comes to Trump attempting to divert attention away from the Epstein list, that might actually be his (emphasis on his, not ours) best case scenario, because then we suddenly have a lot more problems to worry about
jul 18, 2025, 4:46 am • 0 0 • view
It could be an excuse Trump might be going to use.
jul 18, 2025, 7:30 am • 1 0 • view
Um, duh, yeah. 🇷🇺has owned Trump since the ‘80s This has always their plan. They always said they’d destroy us from within. Problem is, only the Heritage Foundation & the Kremlin play the long game.
jul 17, 2025, 8:39 pm • 0 0 • view
What if - the same Robot that killed and replaced Biden, turned around, multiplied itself like Ultron, and replaced every representative of the Republican party .... Scratch that, I think it would have more of a soul.
jul 17, 2025, 8:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Bro read too much tom clancy
jul 17, 2025, 8:25 pm • 0 0 • view
He is being held hostage. By Putin and the likes! 🤣🤣 dafuk!
jul 17, 2025, 9:26 pm • 0 0 • view
No, Luke. That’s just stupid.
jul 17, 2025, 8:37 pm • 0 0 • view
Never heard of a situation where the hostage was the one calling all the shots constantly & making money on it.
jul 17, 2025, 11:58 pm • 0 0 • view
The chances of anybody putting up with that person for more than a few minutes is very small.
jul 17, 2025, 8:23 pm • 1 0 • view
The nation may be held hostage but the truth is the cell doors aren't locked.
jul 17, 2025, 10:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Drumpf is being manipulated by pootin, so, kind of 'hostage' in a way, but only hostage to his own stupidity...
jul 17, 2025, 8:27 pm • 1 0 • view
No-this is his doing
jul 17, 2025, 9:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Agree with you, Mr Takei. And this regime is also trying to do this …
jul 17, 2025, 10:19 pm • 0 0 • view
I believe you are correct. It's appalling to see what is going on. Beam me up Scotty....
jul 17, 2025, 11:36 pm • 0 0 • view
That part!
jul 17, 2025, 8:29 pm • 0 0 • view
He's a hostage to his defective brain. The billionaire oligarchs put him in office because he's easily manipulated, but he's a loose cannon. He's hurt their bottom line, so they trotted Epstien out to sabotage his career.
jul 17, 2025, 9:12 pm • 1 0 • view
I hope you like PsychologyToday articles about Zoochosis. We’re in one.
jul 17, 2025, 8:38 pm • 0 1 • view
🤦♀️ Felon-rapist-traitor-president forgot he nominated Powell, made up a story about the Unabomber, and unilaterally decided to change the sweetener used in Coke, within the last day or so. We're being held hostage by a man-child who can't take any responsibility. Also, he's on the list.
jul 17, 2025, 8:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Thats it.
jul 18, 2025, 12:45 am • 1 0 • view
Nope, Trump is suffering from dementia. The reasonable American people are being held hostage by his totalitarian regime.
jul 17, 2025, 11:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Crazy is; as crazy does
jul 17, 2025, 8:24 pm • 0 0 • view
I think I’m sick to death of sharing the same air as people who have the empathy and critical thinking skills of a stump.
jul 17, 2025, 8:49 pm • 0 0 • view
They'll just keep searching for a conspiracy theory that fits into their fictional narrative. 🤡🍊
jul 17, 2025, 8:29 pm • 0 0 • view
Season 7 of Supernatural a creature from purgatory ate DJT after picking him up at the airport. The creature, named Dick, then becomes president. Maybe we need Sam & Dean Winchester.
jul 17, 2025, 8:59 pm • 1 0 • view
No, Luke. That's not even remotely a plausible theory
jul 17, 2025, 8:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Where to we pay the ransom? Seriously.
jul 17, 2025, 8:23 pm • 0 0 • view
One of the Onion people said on here that they'd come up with the idea that Trump got kidnapped and replaced by a robot/clone. Looks like they're going to prove their prognostication correct.
jul 17, 2025, 8:46 pm • 0 0 • view
I've seen this too many times on star Trek to ignore the possibility of an lifeform take over.
jul 17, 2025, 9:31 pm • 0 0 • view
And its not even been 6 months of this shit show yet!!!!
jul 18, 2025, 12:07 am • 0 0 • view
No
jul 17, 2025, 8:26 pm • 0 0 • view
And what if I shaved my balls and shoved the pubes in Trump's Big Mac?
jul 17, 2025, 10:11 pm • 0 0 • view
I feel like a hostage.
jul 17, 2025, 8:30 pm • 6 0 • view
Do they think he's being puppeteered by his closest advisors? Sure, he's John Gill from the original series episode, "Patterns of Force"..
jul 17, 2025, 8:34 pm • 0 0 • view
Luke needed to be kept from eating lead paint chips by the handful as a child.
jul 17, 2025, 8:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Asshole faked being shot too www.reddit.com/r/chaoticgoo...
jul 17, 2025, 8:33 pm • 0 0 • view
What if the Easter Bunny has been forced to have sex with a Hershey's chocolate bar in order to generate chocolate bunnies? Trump is pure evil. No forcing necessary!
jul 17, 2025, 9:10 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m definitely feeling pretty stuck.
jul 17, 2025, 8:45 pm • 0 0 • view
The Russians have a word for it - "kompromat". You can probably guess what that means. I have a joke for it - What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Donald Trump has never had a lentil on his face.
jul 17, 2025, 8:23 pm • 0 0 • view
We haven been saying he was a Russian puppet for years, but then you didn’t listen!
jul 17, 2025, 8:24 pm • 10 1 • view
I have no problem believing that Putin has incriminating information about Trump, but at this point, his and his fellow regime members primary motivation for continuing on a path towards dictatorship seems most likely to be a desire to retain their power and avoid prison.
jul 17, 2025, 8:24 pm • 0 0 • view
I still think that trump is a puppet for at least 50% of the actions he's taken because he is delusional and egotistical. He's like a child level mentality getting rewards for doing what people tell him. Have a ego boost for being a transphobe. He's mentally unstable and stupid.
jul 18, 2025, 2:47 am • 0 0 • view
It makes him the biggest fuckup in history. He's weak and gutless. And everyone has to pay his bill.
jul 18, 2025, 5:00 am • 0 0 • view
Is he talking about the ruzzian Kompromat?
jul 17, 2025, 8:46 pm • 0 0 • view
I thought Donald was the strongest strongman daddy I. The universe? Capable of ending all wars around the planet because daddy Trump is back! I’m confused, since I was led to believe that all of the other nations of the world and all of America’s enemies would bow down and cower before orange guy…
jul 17, 2025, 10:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Welcome back to the mental gymnastics world championship. Rudkowski is up on the mat for the floor routine. It looks like he's going to attempt it, and ouch. A triple logic leap followed by a back spring off a cliff. Disappointing showing from Luke today. And what do the judges say?
jul 17, 2025, 10:37 pm • 0 0 • view
If you replace the word "hostage" with "exhorted" it's entirely plausible. That's why you don't let a criminal anywhere near government.
jul 17, 2025, 11:16 pm • 0 0 • view
During his first term I was convinced he was a Russian asset ( and so were many others). This time I'd say he's working for the Chinese and doing a great job: Isolating the USA from aid projects, international organisations and trading alliances, alienating allies and threatening the future of NATO.
jul 17, 2025, 11:37 pm • 0 0 • view
Im blinking twice!
jul 17, 2025, 9:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Your assumption is spot on
jul 17, 2025, 8:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Luke Rudkowski is a serial conspiracy theorist nut 🥜 job 🙄😒. Luke Rudkowski LOVES 💗 💕 ❤️ conjecture 🙋. “WHAT IF…?” “WHAT IF…” 🙄😒 Yeah…umm…Luke Rudkowski…WHAT IF you were to…go count how many times the clouds ☁️ floated by above 👆 you 🧐? That would be BETTER for you.
jul 17, 2025, 8:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Must be: until a few weeks ago, Trump was known for his philanthropy & strong support of America's Constitution, laws & values, & his meek & conciliatory demeanor & respectfulness. His success in business was legendary, & his faithfulness to his ethics, beliefs & wives was rock-solid and unchanging😂
jul 17, 2025, 9:03 pm • 0 0 • view
This is just the dumbest coverup in history. He should just write "I'm on the list" in sharpie on his forehead.
jul 17, 2025, 8:23 pm • 45 4 • view
Seems like it...
jul 18, 2025, 3:02 pm • 3 0 • view
We've been held hostage for the last 10 years
jul 17, 2025, 10:25 pm • 1 0 • view
👍🏽👍🏽
jul 17, 2025, 9:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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jul 17, 2025, 9:51 pm • 0 0 • view
By satanatuy
jul 17, 2025, 8:31 pm • 0 0 • view
George's theory makes more sense
jul 17, 2025, 11:29 pm • 0 0 • view
You got to love the mental gymnastics at work here. He's at once a strong man and a victim.🤦🏻♀️
jul 17, 2025, 9:01 pm • 0 0 • view
Tin foil hat guy
jul 17, 2025, 8:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Not a chance.
jul 17, 2025, 8:23 pm • 1 0 • view
I think he means he has dementia and it’s clear he is losing his mind. Sorry MAGA but your god is a fraud and is really declining
jul 17, 2025, 8:23 pm • 34 3 • view
👏👏👏
jul 18, 2025, 3:03 pm • 3 0 • view
I think the brains behind project 2025 are guiding the shots. Trump is the useful idiot
jul 17, 2025, 9:03 pm • 0 0 • view
What if DJT is just a buffoon and convinced other buffoons to vote for him… AGAIN? 🤦♂️
jul 17, 2025, 8:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Moron. Trump takes his orders from Heritage Foundation and their billionaire Meatheads.
jul 18, 2025, 12:13 am • 0 0 • view
Agreed!
jul 17, 2025, 10:19 pm • 0 0 • view
The fruit cakes will ALWAYS be in denial.
jul 17, 2025, 8:47 pm • 0 0 • view
He has been replaced by one of those shape-shifting tentacled aliens from the Simpsons & the real President is being held captive on venus where his precious bodily fluids are being siphened off for...reasons. It's just common sense.
jul 17, 2025, 8:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Yes much more plausible
jul 17, 2025, 8:54 pm • 0 0 • view
This isn’t What If. Trump is being manipulated by many. Start with Stephen Miller and add any Dictator. You want to get Trump to do your bidding, just make it so he thinks it’s his idea.
jul 17, 2025, 8:27 pm • 4 0 • view
Your what if isn't a what if, it is reality, what luke is suggesting sickens me.
jul 17, 2025, 8:46 pm • 7 0 • view
We are definitely hostages of domestic terrorists with him as the head.
jul 17, 2025, 8:59 pm • 0 0 • view
ya know... i wondered many years ago if he was doing all of this to ruin the republican party so badly that they never get elected again. now, i realize he is a complete buffoon who is a racist POS who doesn't care about anything but power and money.
jul 17, 2025, 8:42 pm • 0 0 • view
The terrorists of the Republican Party have been holding decency and reality hostage for decades.
jul 17, 2025, 8:26 pm • 0 0 • view
When the stupids have elected their representatives and those same stupid representatives have seized all power, the results look like what we're experiencing right now. Abject callousness and disregard for the impacts of any decisions other than "are they lining the right peoples' pockets?"
jul 17, 2025, 9:41 pm • 0 0 • view
We probably shouldn't play in the minefields of strawmen. They are known for catching fire.
jul 17, 2025, 8:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Since 1987....
jul 18, 2025, 5:33 pm • 0 0 • view
WHAT IF…. Trump actually just rolls in Cheeto dust before going out to press conferences
jul 17, 2025, 8:32 pm • 0 0 • view
AMen
jul 17, 2025, 8:35 pm • 0 0 • view
It's possible only part of him is being held hostage... There is a precedent... Courtesy of Spitting Image... c1984...
jul 17, 2025, 8:26 pm • 1 0 • view
That would imply he ever had a brain...
jul 17, 2025, 8:54 pm • 2 0 • view
I've not thought that one through... 😉
jul 17, 2025, 8:57 pm • 0 0 • view
jul 17, 2025, 10:24 pm • 0 0 • view
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
jul 17, 2025, 8:24 pm • 0 0 • view