Here's my question. Did the outed couple go home that night and say "Hi, Honey. I'm home. Been watching TV or looking at the internet? Oh, and how was your day?" As for me, my wife qualified on the M-16, so I don't think I would have gone home. I'd probably be googling overseas flights.

This is beyond old.

Oh I'm quite sure that's not his first affair or hers

That's a cold play...., sorry, had to be said.

What kind of fucking AI founder moron is dumb as fuck to hug someone at A PUBLIC EVENT? Goes to show AI Founders are DUMB AS FUCK people.

Wait. Chris Martin has a mustache? That looks more like the singer from Toto.

That's an open mouth, not a mustache

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that it is neithers first affair. Especially the shitstain ceo.

Why him not her?

Fair question. My thinking was the difference in power and that CEOs have one the highest rates of narcissism of any “career.”

I understand, though I always bulk at the idea of powerful men having power over younger women. I could be totally wrong. But how much power did Bill Clinton have over Monica once she undressed? He'd have his hung dog look & she could have said "nuke China" & he would have! That CEO seems like a

real bastard: imagine hurting your wife like that. I was cheated on in college & it's an utterly sickening feeling. I could never hurt someone like that. And he probably did it for sport! Thanks for the reply!!

But this my latest favorite!

George, I love following you but why are you participating in this? Do you not recognize the harm of normalizing the destruction of people's lives over going viral? They both lost their jobs, families and privacy because they were caught on a kiss cam at a concert.

"They both lost their jobs, families and privacy because they were having an affair." People are on cams all the time w/o repercussions b/c they weren't having affairs, so I fixed it for you.👍 Remember when Christians frowned upon such things, before voting for a 2x divorced pedophile for POTUS?😝

Glad you find the loss of your right to privacy so hilarious. The orange asshole might have kicked off America's race to facism but people's decision to roll over and act like this is justifiable only helps ensure that no one will have rights in the very near future.

If you go to a large stadium event that you know has cams and big screens and you do something like have an affair, yeah you deserve the blowback.🤷‍♂️ What if they defecated right there? Going to the bathroom is quite normal, we all do it every day. But not out in public. This wasn't Erin Andrews.

They brought it ALL on themselves. Cheating is as bad as murder in my book. This guy destroyed his wife's life.

Oh, so now we're crucifying people because they don't follow YOUR morals. Who made you judge and jury? I'm sure you've lived a perfect life. /s They didn't break any ACTUAL laws.

Why are you getting after me, I didn't have the affair. In terms of fucking over people, I have lead a perfect life. I'd never cheat/hurt. You don't know me, turn down the aggression, lady. You are the only person I've seen defending this sleaze. Vows are bigger than laws. Trump voter?

I don't care about you. I am just trying to defend the rights of people to be able to go to a concert without being publicly doxxed. That's all.

America: Embracing assault weapons is a reason to rejoice. Embracing a woman is a reason to resign.

The internet is undefeated.

Bad thing is the CEO Lego disappears right after you finish it.

Jet age

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You win the internet today

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Somehow I doubt is was the first for either of them.

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Where are the Halloween outfits?

Å

..and it’s all yellow

OMG this couple is never going to live this down are they.

Work place romances happen every day.

I married someone at my workplace.

Yeah but were each of you in other relationships at the time when you first dated?

no.

So there you go.

Just out of curiosity, has this event been unifying or divisive? If divisive, how are the sides aligned?

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

The planet burns and democracy dies but an affair goes viral. Ours is a stupid species.

'First' ??!

😂😂😂. Genius

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Instantaneous, even

The scoldy Adam Levine Lego man is perfect.

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Capitalism at work

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Definitely not “first”

I swear people have too much time 😭🥴.

Yet, I’m grateful.

Nice. Very nice.

😂😂😂😂😂

Have you seen the divorced Barbie? She comes with all of Ken's shit. 😶😬

This is SPECTACULAR!!!!!

Expectation of privacy not included

Okay, let's be clear: behind every joke being made here is an expression of relief that it's not YOU! Cue Jerry Reed's "She Got the Gold Mine and I Got the Shaft"

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😂😂😂 More memorable moments of 2025.

They are not kissing

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Funny

Aren't the couple married to eachother though?

Yeah, but maybe don't repost Dr. Clown a right wing shithead please...

Are we sure it was the first?

LMAO

I feel bad for these guys…I hope they have a sense of humor!

I don’t think their spouses did though 😬

What is wrong with u people🤣

At their age? No way was it their first.

This one is pure genius songadaymann.github.io/coldplay-can...

First? lol not likely.

🤣🤣🤣 a-maz-ing🤭

Certainly has taken off not in a positive way for the CEO or the CEO

Betting it isn't... Anyone's first... Affair.

Should read "Not my first or last affair."

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Why is the (US) internet so interested in that person's private life?

First day on earth ?

Merely not fully numb yet.

Because they made it very public by being caught on a kisscam groping each at an even more public event-then acted as guilty as they WERE. Play stupid games by cheating on your spouse in public-win stupid prizes.

I guess I'm just confused that the private kind of guilty is anything the public would be concerned with more than a hot second.

The series “Caught on camera” had been running for 19 years now. And if the pair of them had of ballsed it out and just waved, no one would have thought anything of it. No cheating would have been exposed and in such a spectacular way.She covered her face and ran away and he hit the ground like shot

I really mean this: thank you for making an effort to help me understand. Just... still, why do people care? It's someone else's life. Their fuckup. If I saw loads of solidarity with the cheated-on wife, I'd understand - but it's... well, what is it? Malice?

Laughing at someone else’s stupidity at being caught cheating in such a ridiculous and public way is the only light relief we have from the horror of being deep in the 4th Reich and being utterly helpless to do anything about THAT, that we have right now 🤷‍♀️ it’s a bit of glee about “untouchable” men

That's an explainer I can give a good, solid nod to 😂 Rooting for you all - and be an ass towards POTUS rather than that family. Although untouchable men, I get that very generalised rage too.

I’m not entirely convinced that if that douche had of been a plumber, none of this would have raised more than a titter. It’s just he’s a powerful man in a position of authority and she’s head of HR!! HR!!!!! This whole thing is an HR training what NOT to do video 😂 so add it all together and..voila

I'm not up on the latest and greatest. So, can I say...huh?

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Indeed 🤣

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1st?????

Must be AI, look at the hands.

I need the schadenfreude deluxe version bc I only feel bad for the spouses and kids and I’m happy for Coldplay

"First"? really? 🤨

This is the best! 😅😅😅

They'll lose a lot of sales to Republicans with the "18+" requirement.....

I mean yah, AI slop is fast and easy to produce.

it's cheating with AI, also it cant even do Lego hands

That had to be one awkward trek home.

That’s pretty good… but at least give Chris Martin a better mini figure likeness. After all, he did have a great supporting role here!🤔

Just history repeating itself..again

um, light speed.

I saw someone recreate the scene in the Sims 4 🤣

So fast... Warp speed... x

Oh, honey, this is probably not the first affair for either of them.

I can’t tell who that is supposed to be

It’s the Coldplay couple. Not sure if you heard about the CEO and head of HR for a company that were caught on camera at a Coldplay concert. Ruined both their marriages. youtu.be/ECYqqvjYvvE?...

I heard some snippet

It’s taking the Internet by storm. Bluesky and YouTube are covered with memes about them.

"and it was all yellow" 🤣

And the worst part is, if they had just played it cool and he spun her to face him and kiss him... no one would have ever known. The chances of either spouse seeing it was infinitesimal - until they made it a thing. Dumbasses.

That's the thing about cheaters, they always get caught out doing the dumbest of things...

I've never done the cheating bit - way too much work than just doing the right thing in the first place. I've been married for over 20 years, and yeah, that shit is hard. Not nearly as hard as divorce and dating are though, so I'll just stick with my original choice. I still kinda like him 🤷🏻‍♀️

Despite trying, I've been single for 19 years now, not even so much as a hug, pretty much resigned to that status never changing, all the while seeing people get together, fall apart, cheat, break up, etc., it does all seem very messy really...

It very much is, and very much not something I would even dare dip my toe in now. I work with a bunch of young people, and it's exhausting. I need a wall chart devoted to who is dating who and who broke up when and for what reason...

...because every office day in town is "let's go bitch about it in Sparks' office. Mental health moment!" Plus I keep a stash of good coffee in my office which everyone knows 😂

I turn 40 next month so I just feel it's a bit late for anything for me now, last time I even wanted to start something was 2020 just before the SHTF, but that never went anywhere! And always good to have a stash of coffee, I have stuff from Denmark from Kaffekapslen, they sell nice coffee!!! 😁

And the coffee sounds amazing 😍

They sell a variety of european coffees (and tea, it's fun pushing a button to get Tea, Earl Grey, Hot from my coffee machine!), one of my favourites they call Dynamite, which is a high caffeine content brew, and they do iced latte drinks with it too... 😁

Ah, 40 is still young! My guy, the stories I hear about old people getting together and breaking up in assisted living communities give me life, because holy shit those old ladies are vicious sometimes. So, uh, stick with women in their 40s. They're far safer and generally won't bonk you with cane 😂

Being the social hermit I am through my socially awkward autistic nature, I don't really get to meet many people, and even when I do I don't get things right if I feel attraction, and I'm definitely not visiting the old folks' home round the corner either... 😂

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We forgot George!

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Imma really need The Sims to put together a Coldplay concert where sim couples can go to have affairs.

Should there be a question mark at the end?

betting it wasn't the CEO's first

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The first affair is always the worst! After that they're no worse than getting the oil changed in your car and can occur with the same frequency.

Love it

You know what wasn't caught on the Jumbotron... The Epstein Files

Hahahahahahahahahaha

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Probably not his first- or last.

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Just saw a collection of videos www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

Ha ha!

This was tea served hot!

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Maybe Coldplay will offer the spouses of the cheaters to a VIP experience…. Cuz my lordt….

I really feel for the wife. This is humiliating.

at least he can't gaslight her into thinking she's crazy and paranoid. The divorce should be straightforward- and that's a blessing

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Wouldn't the world laughing at/hating him be comforting to her?

Imagine being married to that cheater. At least she’s free of him now. She’ll get the house and probably those season tickets.

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Where's the cankles?

I'm sure it's not the first for either.

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and the days go by :D

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Holy smokes, I'd say.

Chris Martin is blond, but otherwise perfection.

Oof.

Don’t let this distract you from what Trump is doing!

I don't think he will be buying that kit for his kids.

Hardplay

The mascots at the Phillies stadium did the best paroady so far

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It definitely wasn’t his first

Hahahahha!

One Lego set you can't build on.

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I'm going to need some to explain to me how there is a clusterfuck that Coldplay is in, and somehow, they're the only ones in this entire situation who don't suck. Doxxing sucks Affairs suck Coldplay...doesn't suck?

Is it really either's first, though? 🤔

She's been divorced for a while. He will be divorced soon.

Their ridiculous reaction is what got them caught. If they’d had just stayed there in each other’s arms the only people who would have seen that are the others at the concert. The whole thing is hilarious.

😢 but also 🤣

Brilliant! 😁

oh. oh my.

Philly grizzler parodied that at a recent game in Philadelphia.

Awesome!!

It was probably posted an hour after it happened or faster.

Feel really bad for their spouses. Bad enough you are a cheater, but the entire world knows you cheated on your spouse... The divorce lawyers are gonna love this!

Definitely not the first for him. This man is a type. He has strong narcissistic tendencies. He needs to feel important and admired by many people. It has nothing do with his wife or his marriage.

Oh, it wasn’t his FIRST!

😄Hilarious

I’ve seen at least two baseball mascot reenactions. It’s cracking me up. sports.yahoo.com/article/phil...

I'll never get tired of that.

1 it would have been funnier if the Phillies mascot was shown with a rival mascot in a blonde wig. 2 I'm mad 😠 at myself for thinking that any of this is humorous- after all there are very people and their families that are dealing with the fall out.

The dude is a CEO, most people in that position get earth shattering orgasms from abusing their employees. I will take great pleasure in this. The rich are the enemy and if you dont see that I feel bad for you.

UofO Ducks did it with Oregon State Beaver

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All of those families are gonna be just fine. He deserves what’s coming to him.

Did she get fired?

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Pretty sure it wasn’t the first affair for either one of those two

Poor Kermit.

😂 always knew he had eyes for Miss Piggy

I’ve seen about 100 different versions of this in the last few days.

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In that case, I'll take your concert ticket then ( assumng the band haven't done anything objevtionable).

There are worse bands.

I bet it isn't his first....maybe hers....

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LOL.......

You think it's the first?