So dictraitor don and his minions will go poof?

I feel better already 😐

Her comedy routine never ceases to amuse.

This is the same woman who married a member of Journey & defrauded them.

She thinks you're in banking.

Why am I only learning now that all it took was a tweet? And who's been dropping the ball since 2006.

Yeah there's a lot of false prophets out there ain't there and of course they're all blasphemers

Oh. She cancelled the demonic battles. I guess all the demons can go home now.

She makes me sick, too.

I’m pretty sure one demon doesn’t cancel out another one. They work together. At least that’s what supernatural horror shows and movies have taught me.

Can we just proceed to the elimination of maga, instead of having to endure their attempted destruction of humanity because it's woke. And just start the clean-up of the planet. While they sit in prison waiting for execution. I know we are screwed for a few years but I really don't want to see it.

💪👍😱😆

So she is invoking Trump? I thought the election results already did that…

How are these transparent grifters still a thing? It’s the 21st century, not the 14th. We can go into space. We carry tiny, incredibly powerful computers in our pockets. We understand DNA and have equipment to predict earthquakes. WTAF?

They deny all that. It’s the only way they can drag a relatively wealthy and educated modern civilization back into dirt and dysentery.

I used to worry about 'Mad Mullahs' getting access to nuclear weapons. This is just as worrying.

You should be worrying more!

Oh ffs! Seriously?

"Jesus loves me but he can't stand you." -Austin Lounge Lizards 🚬😎

So, Trump is gone?

Is she still here? The ‘demon’ that spoke this intention. She should be gone by now

I wonder how we didn't end up with a 'faith office' in gov during the Bozonaro term...

CHARLETON

Trump is demon numero uno. He is adversely impacting my state of mind & finances. If Paula the whack job exorcist can rid us of Trump, she has my wholehearted endorsement to do it. 😈 #Epstein-Gate needs a special prosecutor.

The power of Christ compels you to stfu!

Holy water in the convenient spray bottle! I wonder if she would burn or melt? 🤨

Both. She’s extra evil

You are probably right 😏

A precursor to being a MagaQ GQPer is being extremely creepy...and stupid...and hateful...they embody Cognitive Dissonance Dunning Krueger and Alethophobia all rolled up into their cult worship of dmango...

Quite the world she lives on.

If you read it as if it’s part of A wider Monty Python script, it kinda makes sense.

Cool ! Thanks I’m forwarding this to Chase Bank right now.

It took me 25 years of reading the bible to see that the Bible Publisher, Zondervan had removed Matthew 23:14 in which Jesus castigates the Pharisees and the teachers of the law for bleeding widows blind and then putting on a big pious production to cover their grift. PAULA WHITE is such a teacher.

I read somewhere that Trump's Bible left out the Sermon on the Mount and other such "wokeness". I have no idea if it's true but it sounds plausible. And kind of funny.

Just a quick note that Pharisees are the direct ancestors of nearly every contemporary Jew, and the caricatures of them in the gospels are about the opposite of accurate. See for example the below bsky.app/profile/kwst...

They are all so stupid...

No thanks, I'd rather wallow in this dystopian hell.

Demonic battle against our finances was lost when the Republican big billionaire blowjob bill was passed by Republicans.

So the Republicans are resigning?

ALL CAPS REGIME IS IN ALL CAPS!

isn't she coming for peoples' finances??

Does White House faith officer come with a salary?

She belongs to that group Christians with Chlamydia

Jesus is vomiting on them right about now. Then he’ll get out a whip and flip some church tables over. That’s what he did last time to these “Liars, hypocrites and fools”. Using the most woke man’s name for their own greed and gain.

Oh, fercrisakes! 🤣

And once those demons are gone, you should definitely reward "Reverend" Paula White with those "first fruits" by giving her a whopping donation. He $3.5M condo in Trump Tower needs a renovation, and god is telling her that you are going to fund it. Or else. www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/t...

If this actually cancels the GOP, I'll go back to church.

The wife of Jonathan Cain of Journey!!! 🤮

Is it the white Jesus or brown Jesus?

They're talking about supply side jesus.

Oh, you KNOW it's white Jesus.

And our tax dollars are paying for her drivel. The

These people are why religion should die

As a person who grew up religious, and still holds to much of the beliefs I grew up in, I can't argue that feeling one bit.

Religion has as much purpose today as Aesop's 'Fables', same premise too except Aesop's 'Fables' are more child friendly lol Also, they are more believable in alot of cases. Anyone remember a fable about a man holding a conversation with a burning bush??

Well, but that's like "Trump is the reason America should die." I get it. As a person of faith, and an American, I abhor this statement & this behavior. I am ashamed & embarrassed. As many citizens traveling outside the US are, these days, I think. But it's not all religious people. I promise.

No, it isn't all religious people. But as far as I can tell it's all organized religions. The organizations and those high up in them seem to forget the whole values system they claim to promote.

I'm struggling w/ my response to you because I do NOT want to invalidate your beliefs. I truly get why you think that way. But I was ordained in one of those organized religions & just want to set the record straight. They don't forget. Just 1 example: www.unitedmethodistbishops.org/newsdetail/l...

I'm glad there are some examples of Christian organizations writing letters. They run some food banks, too. Yes, I know. However, given that all the horrific things being done in the name of our country right now are also in the name of the Christian right, I stand by my words.

As is your absolute right. Thank you for at least engaging with me in a civil tone. I appreciate you.

I've never had a problem with individuals who live their beliefs, whatever those may be. It's when religious organizations get large and gain power that bad things happen.

No, when evil people take over something that has tremendous power for good it’s not the good bit that should disappear

The "good" in it is so infinitely trivial as to hardly exist. & that weeeeeee little bit of "good" hardly makes up for the MASSIVE amount of horrible things done/ condoned/ pardoned/ excused/ endorsed in the name of or at the behest of religion. ugh

I know where you’re coming from 🙂

😂😂😂oh please. Religion is a fake construct intended to control the masses.

There’s some good in it though and it can really help people. Also better for people to love their neighbour because their religion tells them to rather than hate them because Farage/Trump tells them to. 😁

So Paula is canceling Trump in the name of Jesus? I can live with that. Thoughts and prayers.

To be honest,I'd rather have the demons than that scammy bitches wishes or prayers!But hey,you give me money,I'll give you prayers,no guarantees obviously,but if prayers for money are a legit business,I'll take the money & give you loads of prayers! That's what scammy Paula does for Orange shithead!

Spanish Inquisition: Confess, Confess, Confess. Donald Trump: I Confess. Spanish Inquisition: Not you. Like demons are really going to listen to this person.

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Is this cancel culture?

1,2,3,4, I declare a Thumb War!

Paula White-Cain is Trump's "Buffy the Vampire Killer" except she only tackles demons of the mind, family, and finance. Do you think she can stop the demons at DOGE from destroying PBS, NPR, and can she save Colbert's show? Oh wait, I forgot Trump is keeping her busy exorcising his Epstein Demon.

So, can your God cancel student loans? Thought so. Stf down.

Meanwhile Congress is waging demonic battle against our finances. RFK is after our health, and Trump himself is poisoning our souls. Begone, Demons!

does this mean I don't have to pay my credit card bill anymore?? ???

It would be funny if it weren’t so stupid.

Known embezzler paula white?

I’m sure it’s worth every penny she’s going to ask. Thank god we have a woman who has bilked thousands of people out of untold amounts of money in “charge” of our country’s faith. It can only downhill from here.

💯‼️

She’s seen more cock ends than weekends

I've been puzzled about why Trump chose her. Now I know. She has unparalleled qualifications.

This is just their Jesussy way of saying they’re going to privatize Social Security.

IT DIDN'T WORK PAULA

Now THERE is a perfect example of waste of public resources and abuse of taxpayers money. But alas, Musk is gone already.

This is why YOU DON’T LET PEOPLE PRAY OVER YOU. You don’t know exactly what they are praying onto you. Those rethuglicans can KEEP their prayers. I don’t need demons praying for me.

They're so embarrassingly stupid.

What a psycho circus.

These fvcking Christo fascists are the one who freak me out the most. They are straight up cray cray!

Wtf 🙄

Perfect

She’s a crackpot. I signed on & there were 666 comments! Lol!

Makes Billy Graham (Franklin Graham, Jerry Falwell, etc…) look positively secular.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Jesus Christ... Pun absolutely intended

The demons are running the country.

She needs to cancel the demon ogling her, oh and #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinFiles

White-Gain needs to STFU. This is so fucking insane.

This woman is a cult leader.

🤣

😂🤣😂

😂😂

You know if Black Jesus showed up, Y'allQueda would collectively lose their minds.

Y'allQueda!?!?

Yup, just part of the maga talibangelicals.

It's funny how you resort to Muslim sounding insults to these people who follow core Catholic doctrine.

Al Qaeda & taliban are not generally considered positive organizations, at least in the U.S. I would say both Y’all Qaeda & talibangelicals are slurs against “religious” hate-filled terrorist organizations. No slurs or derision against Muslims or Catholics.

Not a single person in the white house follows Catholic doctrine, my friend.

Cosplay Christians aren't very Christ like.

There's nothing Republicans hate more than the teachings of Jesus.

They love the teachings of Jesus, when they're used to control their cult.

Exactly.

Sorry you're offended. To Texans Ya'llQueda doesn't mean Muslim. It means enemy. The same way dangerous extreme factions within Xristian churches are enemies of the faithful.

Y'all Qaeda Yokel Haram Vanilla ISIS The Ya-Houthis Trust me, my Muslim friends get it.

This is turning the alt right's islamophobia into insults to show the hypocrisy of their theocratic oppression. I also cite mocking their militaristic fetishes with lines like: Ammosexual Gravy Seals Meal Team 6

Absolutely

As Butcher would say, bunch of cunts.

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Stop the world, I want to get off.... People that still believes in the lies of gods, angels, demons and what not godly fairy tale I consider them as pure idiots... Sorry, but how long shall we continue the charade pretending such people are talking anything close to truth? 1000 more years?

Pretty please

I pray to the lord every day both apologizing for and asking for an end to this for the sake of the rest of civilization

Amazing, all the demons offered my mind a truce as I read this... 🙃

Seems well-intentioned, right?

JFC

No, I think we deserve to see more...

Our religiously fanatic government is taking us over the cliff, asking us to hold unto an iron cross during the fall

How did we end up with this kind of people in power?

Treat other people as you would like to be treated... maybe you should share that bit of wisdom with ICE. Oh that's right, you're just another GOP hypocrite.

What an absolutely prime example of why religious zealots should not have access to political power.

I never knew there were so many levels of crazy.

Bahahahahaha thats not how God works hunny

In the name of Jesus? Hmm I call her bullshit & raise her the Sermon on the Mount 👇 Jesus's teachings on enemies emphasize love and forgiveness, urging followers to love their enemies, do good to those who hate them, bless those who curse them, and pray for those who persecute them. 1/2

P.S. I'm not even Christian and I know this. What does it say about those who claim to be Christian and are acting completely opposite of what Christianity is supposed to be about?

2/2 This radical approach to handling those who oppose or harm us is a cornerstone of Christian ethics, as highlighted in the Sermon on the Mount.

I declare the emptiness of your wallet gone in the name of leprechauns!

I think the Lord sees what our nation is going through. We people of faith will hold it all together through this storm. America is strong. America is too strong to be toppled by this temporary nonsense. They went for the jugular too early. Trust me, Sulu, America will make it thru this storm. 🤔☕️☮️😁👍

That would be Doge and the present administration.🤣

And yet DOGE, Musk, Miller, Vance, and the Felon are still there.

Unholy crap!

Hallelfuckingleulah!

Release the Epstein files...in the name of Jesus.

Release the Epstein files...in the name of their Victims

Humbula humbula humbula 🔥psycho.

Absodamnedlutly 👍🏽🫡

Wasn't it Ralph Kramden, who first exclaimed, "Homina, homina!" youtu.be/wK9odsWwfIo

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TF does that even mean

It really makes me wish that I believed in hell.

Stop the demons that abuse people in Alcatraz concentration camp!! #impeachment #fascism #NaziVance #Antifa #Resist #NoKings

It's like someone decided to author a low-budget socio-political satirical screenplay, and even though every line written was instantly crumpled up and thrown in the wastebasket by a competent editor, this admin was there to dig them out, film them, and make us all watch a permanent matinee.

Idiots. We are lead by actual morons.

It really is incredibly jarring

well they need the get rid of trump first!

Literal insanity.

Do we put our hands on the TV screen to get the miracle? Or hand over cel phone screen? 👋

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Stop reposting twitter screenshots. I left that platform for a reason

Omg. I am so sick of these people…

So no if I feel like Verizon is a demon I don’t have to pay my bill???? LOL

So, Student Loans are all cancelled. In the name of Jesus. Amen.

She is speaking for Jesus? I wish he would clue her in that her geometric shape wigs are unflattering, and the phony Christian act is really close to the surface. Tammy Faye did it better!

We were distracted by watching to see which forest of eyelashes would fall off first.

Poor Jesus he’s been misunderstood since the beginning.

Her spell (I mean prayer?) may have unintended consequences. Said demon that she cancelled/cast out is Trump! He fits the bill perfectly! Oops!

reminds me of Michael Scott on The Office "I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY"

If everything were as easy as declaring it over Trump would evaporate or spontaneously combust

Wait a minute. If she's able to call off the demons with a word, what does that make her?

WITCH! 🧙‍♀️

Um. No. Witches don't traffic with demons. Demons are Christian constructs.

Shades of the Reagans' astrologist?

Can you sue her when they're not? That would cure your financial problems at least.

From a Mammon worshipper. LOL

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LOL Taunts and Players.

What, my kids???

Since I know you are an omniscient narrator in the community universe and it takes little of Abed just to stop the die.

Christ on a cracker I despise these grifters!

So Luigi Mangione really was just a demon hunter who stopped a medical bill creating financial demon?

Never, ever will I bend a knee to this shit or for the FELON!

If I were a believer in myths and fairy tales, I would be totally on team Morningstar. I love me a good rebellion.😈

I don’t think it works if she doesn’t end with “Thank you for your attention to this matter!”

Amen.

Ffs…

Jesus blocked you he said he was not taking orders from you. You have some funds you need to pay back . 🙏

WTH is she into sorcery!

I thought she canceled TFG.

...and please save me from having to watch Joel Osteen grin like the cat that ate the canary as he sells his brand of prosperity theology, to keep up his private jet and lavish lifestyle.

They will be selling demon protection for big bucks. Remember the annointed prayer cloths? MAGAs will be lining up. Most susceptible fraudster targets ever.

The MAGA Republican domestic terrorist death cult never passes up an opportunity to exploit and desecrate the Christian faith. Sick.

Just checked, Trump is still alive, so this incantation clearly failed.

My voodoo doll is clearly effective. Catheter, cankles, yadda yadda yadda. Thoughts and prayers work, people! Get on it! 😁

Holy shit, that is hard to believe. How can people say shit like that and have it taken seriously?

For a second there I almost forgot about the Epstein files.

😂

Oooga Booga

Wow! I feel so much better

Now that you’ve done all you can it is time to resign, Paula

She wanna exorcise my demons she can pay my damn bills then

Hoo boy. Brings back memories of a dear friend who started going with her life partner to one of "those" churches. First they told her she couldn't sleep with her life partner anymore. The next thing she told ME is that she was "oiling the corners of her ceiling to keep the demons out". 🤣🤣🤣🤣

That friendship did not survive, oddly enough. 🤪

Oh yeah - those whackadoodles believe that Satan is a living breathing creature and he has a real live army of demons……sounds like they got the brown acid, man!

Nah nah! I’ve seen it on TV! He’s old, fat and a sulfurous shade of hellfire orange!

She batshit crazy..

Massive understatement

Wtf religion is she - I lived in Africa even witch drs are more sane than her.. Check out this video from this search, paula white chanting in white house share.google/egBWlxqGqHYg...

Who’s the guy walking back and forth behind her? What’s his role?

nah... she just fakes that, for money

Remember when the White House had a science advisor? I do.

Dear Paula, mind if I slip my student loan debt into that pile?

WTF. And the "W" is for WHY this time around.

Demons are real but climate change isn’t. Yup.

I hate this dumb twat.

Investigate the new apostolic reformation

She “declares”. Just another arm chair prophet. Most likely an evangelical that has God on speed dial.

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I think Jesus would feed people first, Ms Cain.

Any person on this entire globe who follows this demonic abomination is an absolute idiot with zero to below zero christian values.

OMG. I could say very fluently and flippantly, and the name of Jesus get this woman away from this administration. She is a nutcase.

So she's canceling trump?

Silly woman. She left off the most important part of the prayer-- the part about in the name of Jesus. The way it's phrased, she holds herself more powerful than the powers of Hell. (But then we always knew Trump had powerful backers.)

More like Paula White-Cane

Oh dear. I don’t think it works like that. Emptors have to caveat, you know.

I hope her prayers reaches Trump and all his minions as well as his billionaire friends!😉

🤮

George, maybe somehow we all got transported to the mirror universe and this is Terra, not earth.

You're still going to Hell Paula.

Does she understand that her "calling off" demonic attacks on people implies she's the demon in question?

Whew! That was a close one y’all!

She can lay hands on Trump all she wants, he won't lay hands on her, because she's too old!

the YOU CAN STOP EMAILING ME is silent

So, she cancelled Trump and his regime?

Thank god for that 😂❤️

What differentiates the demons from republicans who decided they must take our money, healthcare, education and PBS— and make inflation skyrocket?

Paula is absolutely ridiculous. She's a charlatan and a grifter. She's also a liar. She does all this for dramatic effect. Oh, and let's not forget the money. It's all about the money.

Yea!!!! Poof….Trump has disappeared..

WTAF?

If any fans of the band JOURNEY were still wondering why Steve perry will never rejoin the band. Paula white-Cain is the wife of Journey member Christopher Cain and they have alot of influence over the Journey brand.

FYI....Jonathan Cain of Journey is married to Paula White. What a travesty for the other band members! She's a nut case and will make you stop believing for sure😵‍💫

My bad. Got my cain's mixed up.

She's canceling Trump? 🤣

Awesome 🎯

let’s cancel the demonic battle against good grammar too! if you cancel a battle, does it mean that you won or that you surrendered? does this make Paula a WACO (White-Cain Always Chickens Out)?

As absurd as these "demonic" accusations are, I'm concerned that if enough suckers buy into the story, we'll be back to people getting attacked and even executed for "witchcraft."

Wouldn't be surprised at all.

We’re closer to that than you may care to acknowledge

I’ll be burned at the stake just as soon as they can find kindling.

Wtaf?

And poof, she's gone.

I think UFOs lock their doors as they drive past earth

Or in the home.

This physical timeline

Neocons are mentally stuck in the dark ages their outdated scripture shit are keeping us all in binds. Update your timeline by forgetting all these worship idols.

There's Whack and the there's Paula White Whack-a-Dooddle Dodo Whack

She just cancelled everyone's bills owed to debt collectors.