Values? Forcing religion? Banning books he never read? Whitewashing history? Making women second class?
Values? Forcing religion? Banning books he never read? Whitewashing history? Making women second class?
So is his porn different? Children? Men?
Animals?
Challenging the "status quo" notion that TVs don't just spontaneously display porn?
Sounds like a police report needs to be submitted to his ISP to see what sites were visited, what keywords were used for searching -- and more importantly -- the MAC address of the devices used to visit them. To clear his name, Ryan Walters needs to get behind this.
Every one of these maga trash humans are the same. They play virtue signaling games about how religious and pure of heart they are. Then they're arrested for child porn, sex trafficking, rape, abuse, and the list goes on and on. Once the maga base realizes this we can get this country back on track.
An even more disturbing thing is that so called “Christians” will believe him and then offer up thoughts & prayers.
It was Hunter's laptop 🤭
Reminds me of my wife’s uncle (youngest of three) blaming the middle child for EVERYTHING. Their mother believed him… until he messed his pants and blamed his brother. This rings just as hollow… and smells just as bad.
Speaker Mike's porn..sleep over night
Obviously wasn’t his porn. It was well scripted, thoughtfully acted out and lasted more than 10 seconds
All that to keep school road seat. Must be the starter seat of corruption.
So much for THOU SHALT NOT LIE AND THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS
The last line of defence will be "the devil made me do it." Are we there yet?
Of course.
Who hasn’t had someone else’s pporn just randomly pop up on a screen they weren’t watching while in a meeting? Thats a common bug in Windows 19 they use in that school system.
Or maybe caused by Linda McMahon's A 1! 😆
I am still laughing about that one too!!!
😹😹😹😹😹😹🤣🤣🤣
"Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?"
And, surprise, surprise, it wasn't his cock he was diddling while watching the porn!
Well simple way to fix this: have an independent body image your devices and confirm your assertions. If you refuse, then suffice it to say that you are probably covering something up. Fun Fact: if you used an official device or network, you have no expectation of privacy.
Not a bad idea. I bet quite a few politicians use their official devices for non- official things and never consider that it’s not private.
Yet another try straight from the magat playbook. Most kids learn that that excuse does not work. Yet many magats are so stupid that they will believe him.
When these children in adult bodies get caught with their hand in the cookie jar, they’re the first ones to scream. It’s a lie. It wasn’t my hand. OK it was attached to my arm, but someone planted it there.
Throw the word “radical” into everything the right is doing. Use it the way they use “woke”, like it’s a bad thing.
😂🤣🤣🤣😂 right?!!
See, what happened was, Obama instructed Bill Gates to take over his IP address and - as a way to score political points, because there's no other way to do that - start streaming Backdoor Bangkok Boys 2 from one of those websites conservatives definitely never use. Bloody Democrats. 😡
I’m sure it was just “professional research” to help with his book banning efforts.
Busted!!
Maybe this dick squeeze should have little mike johnson monitor his porn viewing
Sure buddy. Just show your browser history.
He should ask Mike Johnson to be his porn accountability partner.
Or… and this may sound crazy… He’s a hypocritical asshole.
Well, if it was full bush 70s porn, it was probably mine.
hahahahaha...good one, Ryan!
Translation: I’m not into adult women.
He was merely monitoring Mike Johnson’s porn intake which is a perfectly normal thing for the Alpha males of MAGA.
Funny how he’s pulling his trump card - 47 it’s unpatriotic to say bad things against him… now this guys is like “an attack on me is an attack on OK? Smh
He was just reading the articles.
. . . and no idea how he got unzipped and exposed.
Ryan Walters. ‘It depends on what your definition of what porn is.”
He's as big a liar as Trump. He got his own agenda passed in a very Trump like underhanded way. And now he wanna cry cause he's been caught red handed with the very thing he claims to stand against. No wonder Oklahoma is ranked 49th out of 50 states with people like him in charge.
It was the golf caddy.
what you people have never seen a screensaver before? ok zoomer.
It was I, Spartacus!
Sounds familar, was he searching for farming equipment?
If it isn't his porn, let Bible Boy prove it.
Don't go giving them ideas*. *Mostly because they don't have any of their own, and will use them.
Maybe he was holding it for a friend
He meant he starred in different porn. Doesn’t watch his own
Not his porn, hmmm, he probably likes little boy porn then~~
bsky.app/profile/blue... They all worship and protect a child rapist. This piece of shit is the exact same as the rest.
Until someone proves it IS his porn, and his statement will change to "I had a momentary lapse of judgement'.
The dog ate his homework too.
We know where the change is taking place pedo... in your pants
God put the porn on his screen to test his faith.
I heard Brennan was the area as well
Mystery Porn by Lyin' Ryan and the Hypocrites
"They're not just attacking me, they're attacking the values of Oklahomans who elected me to challenge the status quo.' - No, pretty sure Oklahoma didn't elect him to play porn, and what 'status quo', porn-free presentations? Pretty sure only person under fire is him, not Oklahoma.
Hello? You MAGAs challenge the values of the people who voted for Obama, Biden, or any Democrat every day. We have every right to challenge the values that elected you.
If one were to guess his reply before he made it I'm sure the text would be almost exactly as written.
The old that’s not my porn excuse
Garbage... he's a monster.
"Not his porn", in the sense that they're other people. He's just borrowing it.
So he has porn?
It is ALWAYS done by Evil Dogs Who Live In The Forest.
🤣🤣🤣 I'm an Okie and this guy is the bane of our educational existence. 🙄
We should start saying we definitely paid our taxes, but trump and the GOP must’ve stolen the money. It’s always someone else’s fault with this mob organization called maga
Biden, the most devious in the country. He is very sneaky and very fast, cutting his enemies down with the precision of a ninja
Not only did Comey and Hillary put the porn on the screen, but it was also porn of Comey and Hillary. These people are so depraved it is unbelievable.
I presume he was wrapped in the flag of Oklahoma, whatever that looks like, as he made this speech.
Holding his trump bible.
He could've just said it was 'research'. Still bullshit, but...
Hunters laptop put the porn on his computer… duh
Amazing how they never do anything wrong EVER. Just like that asshole kid who always sat in the back throwing shit. "It wasn't me!!"
Check his computer
Hey Ryan,
Is this guy a Christian creep? Yes. Are all images of naked people just being naked porn? No.
He was watching it for a friend
Totally just doing someone, somewhere a favor.
Don’t listen to what people tell you. Pay attention to what they do.
Remember when Mitt Romney and the rest of the Republicans threw their buddy Craig under the bathroom stall? I really hope that happens to Ryan Walters. Will Oklahoma students still have to read the Trump Bible? www.theguardian.com/world/2007/s...
He was holding it for a friend.
Not his porn cos there were no sheep in it?
I used to do Technical Support. I’ve heard that one before!
Damn it, those democrats are putting p*rn on my pc too!
Kinda don’t believe you, ok I don’t believe you
Not his porn? Was he holding it for a friend?
Hahaha get real people,we can see thru that rug it’s so Worn Out! 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️😂😂😂
Retired school librarian here~that’s what every student said when porn came up on their computer.
Oh, please.
That's what I told my wife when I got caught. It's a noble attempt to deflect, but it does not work. The OK EDU leader is toast.
It was research only
If it were a hoax, it would have been gay porn obviously.
You know how on ‘Cops’ they chase down some shirtless guy and find drugs or weapons in their pockets and they say, “These aren’t my pants”. Same crap. Guy is a deviant.
(British Bulldog voice) "I wasn't even there, it was Owen!"
I find it hilarious when those who are obviously the establishment blame the establishment for trying to fight against them.
Southern white men are scary as s$#t!
But did you watch?
"I swear it's not my porn, I was just... uh... holding it for a friend!'
It's always the "establishment" and not those in charge .. never them
Who ya gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?
Oklahoma ranks dead last in education.
Let’s dig deeper. What else is on his laptop?
HIS porn was different, I assume.
“The values of the Oklahomans who elected me” put a fascist in office, so…
“That’s not my porn. My porn is much weirder.”
🤣Right.
He’s just a typical GOP lying SOB. They’ve no shame or integrity whatsoever.
Walter’s: “That’s not my porn, it was women”!
Don't laugh. That might be his excuse.
Arrest this Oklahoma creep
they're 🤏close to say "A Witch Did It"
Sooo close.
Which in actuality, a Warlock did it. I used my `` kaos majik `` to make you look like you're looking at lewds at work, Ryan Walters. mwahehahiho
Waaa, waaaa, waaah. I got caught
They never have no knowledge of their wrong doing. The MAGA way! Creep!
Wondering how long the rejoinder "fake news" will work for the minions. Maybe the spell will finally break and it will look like that part of the movie where half the population suddenly goes apeshit and runs amok.
Pants on fire
We all know is Rosie O’Donnell…
"On the TV screen"? Did he think he was at home? I also like how he pulled out the "not my type" excuse. Dude, that doesn't work with porn the way you think it does.
The MAGA metaverse cast of villains.
Yeah. I hate when my electronic devices start playing porn at random. I wish I knew a way to make it stop. I was warming up some leftovers the other day and BAM! Microwave just started projecting porn onto my wall. Cancel/Stop didn’t work. Just had to unplug it.
Deep state, Biden, Hillary, Obama & George Soros, ANYTHING to avoid accountability.
A disgraced tory MP here in the UK was caught watching porn in parliament in 2022, claimed he was looking at tractor pictures...........
it was the intern that Ted Cruz fired when he found porn
Trump Playbook. They’re learning.
Independent computer forensics would validate your claims... Call us when you have those results!
Does he golf?
Oh, Britain had them too. Conservative MPs looking at tractor porn during a particularly bizarre period was a notable one. Has them I should say.
He is just another Sleezepublican being visited by karma.
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
I’m voting for the girl with the dragon tattoo.
So, wait. "Alleged incident"? Was there an event, or wasn't there? Is this pavlov's town hall or something?
"Its not mine, I'm just holding it for someone else" didn't work when we were young and got caught with a dime-bag of weed, either 🤷♀️
These moral crusaders crack me up: anti-gay, anti-porn, yet put ‘em in a room with video of two women going at it and they’ll have their pants around their ankles before you could flip a light switch.
Trump playbook.
Ok then, let’s have a look at your browsing history!
He was just watching the porn for a friend.
To be fair, playing porn during meetings IS technically "challenging the status quo".
"It's not my porn, I'm just streaming it for a friend!"
It wasn’t on there THEN I had no knowledge what was on there. Which is it?
The old Trump line, but with a pornographic slant: “They’re not coming after me (and your porn), but rather they’re coming after you (and your porn) and I’m just in the way (with my porn).”
Well, he could clear this all up by providing evidence that was NOT his porn. I bet he doesn't.
Besides, HIS porn is WAY worse than that shown on the television.
His porn would have looked differently. The girls and boys would have been much younger.
Yup. It was triggered by Hillary's emails that were found on Hunter's Laptop in the basement of that Pizza place...
Well who's been watching porn in your office, sweetie? 🧐
Laughable!!
Ryan Walters, the creep that is feeding the anti-christs bibles to schools, is also a nazi and a pervert! What a shocker...
I know, right? Hillary has been so busy murdering people, forging trump’s pubic-hair signature & installing porn on people’s computers, it’s a wonder she has any time to manage her sex-trafficking pizza parlor.
Cause he watches a different kind of porn??
Nah, he's going to be able to plead in a sentence certain matters because we all "accidentally" saw that his porn stash contained heterosexual consenting adults. I wonder what he's been accused of or if he's somehow on the Epstein list or some related list. Republican values!
Obama is the butler in every conspiracy theory. (As in “the butler did it “)
Bigfoot did it. He's a long time advocate for teaching atheism in schools while Black air traffic controllers give kids taxpayer-funded gender reassignment surgeries.
Obama probably planted Hunter Biden’s laptop.
He has helped tank our education system in Oklahoma to 50th in the nation.
I have often had #Linux manuals, expensive #Yarn & #Knitting patterns, cashmere #sweaters & #NASA memorabilia randomly pop up on my computer. Porn? never in all my 40 years as an I.T. professional. It’s almost like you have to have searched for it or clicked on it at least once - #algorithm.
Space lasers
Were both of his hands visible the whole time..?
"Stuff just ended up on my screen, and I didn't even know it was there! Who looks at their screens anyway!"
Perhaps like Faye Dunaway in Little Big Man, he “averted his eyes at the proper moment” so as to not see the porn? Maybe it was the devil, Satan, who clicked enter on the web link to the porn site. Maybe everyone else was imagining it was porn.
Was studying it. You have to view it to know the nature of your moral enemy.
So we agree, there was porn playing on tv.
Pervert
Not his porn? You mean he STOLE the porn?!??? 😂😂😂 That’s TWO Commandments broken, now, dude. At least.
This clown's the Anthony Weiner of Oklahoma, OK!
“That’s not my porn. I’d recognize my porn anywhere, and that’s not it”
“There was zero physical or mental degradation being performed to female actors in the scene… Clearly not my porn.”
Hacked satellite feed straight from the pizza sex dungeon.
I'm guessing he and Cruz share a Pornhub account.
If not his, whose?
He's gonna blame Jews and Muslims in 3,2,1...
Jews space laser
Ah , yes, JSL: the DoorDash of Porn, delivered by to your enemy’s hard drive (yeah, I know) in minutes. Tagline: “Your Door to (a) Porn (War)”
I like how he's dragging the people who voted for him into his bullshit. It's fucked up, and fitting at the same time.
Is this the jackhole who wanted the 10 commandment in his schools?
We call this the "Ted Cruz Gambit"
It'll work too, cause the people who voted him in relate to this sort of behavior
Colonel Clink: “I know nothing” means he definitely knows all about it.
Well then, there's a really easy way to solve this. How about a forensic audit of the computer? If he's that innocent, it will come up clean. But somehow I don't think he'd be very enthusiastic about that idea.
And Donald Dump never met Epstein! 🤪mmmhmm!
They never take responsibility for anything
Everyone is surprised that there were women in Ryan's porn.
So. It was playing on your fucking screen. Bad either way.
I've never seen that porn before in my life... ...said every pervert caught with kiddie-porn on his computer.
Please don't take this as me being bitchy-not my intention. The term "porn" implies that there is consent, and gives a false sense of legitimacy to the materials. If you really want to get abusers riled, call it by its updated name: Child Sexual Abuse Materials, or CSAM. They hate that so much 💜
Fair enough. Problem is, the acronym misses a lot of people. I myself had to look it up
Totally fair! I usually use the long term, but, character limits do make that hard sometimes without writing a damn novel.
Babe! I swear those aren't mine! They're desperate tactics of a broken establishment!
“Who are ya gonna believe—me, or your eyes?” - Groucho Marx
I have yet to come across a person caught with porn on a digital device that shouldn't have it on there admit to blame. It just sounds better when a bible thumping loser tries to deny and blame someone else. No shame a lot of men and women watch porn.
Let he who has never had porn going in the background during a Zoom meeting cast the first stone
Unless you’re into that.😂
This is so disappointing. I was really hoping for a Jimmy Swaggart "I have sinned" cryfest.
He must've borrowed it....
So he borrowed someone else's?
Okay Pinocchio, let me run and grab a sling for that nose of yours. You’re gonna need it. SMDH
WTAF?
so what kind of porn is his porn?
He was just holding it for a friend.
I don't think most Oklahoman's have the same values as the Porn Hub user running their schools...
They’re all hypocrites