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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social

Let me guess: It’s a Democratic hoax. Biden and Obama put the porn on his monitor. Maybe Hillary and Comey, too.

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Libraryanna @libraryanna.bsky.social

Values? Forcing religion? Banning books he never read? Whitewashing history? Making women second class?

jul 28, 2025, 4:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Libraryanna @libraryanna.bsky.social

So is his porn different? Children? Men?

jul 28, 2025, 4:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Libraryanna @libraryanna.bsky.social

Animals?

jul 28, 2025, 4:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social

Challenging the "status quo" notion that TVs don't just spontaneously display porn?

jul 29, 2025, 6:18 am • 0 0 • view
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playwhatyoulove.bsky.social @playwhatyoulove.bsky.social

Sounds like a police report needs to be submitted to his ISP to see what sites were visited, what keywords were used for searching -- and more importantly -- the MAC address of the devices used to visit them. To clear his name, Ryan Walters needs to get behind this.

jul 28, 2025, 3:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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WTF Seriously @stopbeingaderp.bsky.social

Every one of these maga trash humans are the same. They play virtue signaling games about how religious and pure of heart they are. Then they're arrested for child porn, sex trafficking, rape, abuse, and the list goes on and on. Once the maga base realizes this we can get this country back on track.

jul 28, 2025, 3:39 pm • 4 0 • view
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rawdawg67.bsky.social @rawdawg67.bsky.social

An even more disturbing thing is that so called “Christians” will believe him and then offer up thoughts & prayers.

jul 28, 2025, 4:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gigi Braut @gigibraut.bsky.social

It was Hunter's laptop 🤭

jul 28, 2025, 3:37 pm • 5 0 • view
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jondrovi.bsky.social @jondrovi.bsky.social

Reminds me of my wife’s uncle (youngest of three) blaming the middle child for EVERYTHING. Their mother believed him… until he messed his pants and blamed his brother. This rings just as hollow… and smells just as bad.

jul 28, 2025, 4:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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carolc911.bsky.social @carolc911.bsky.social

Speaker Mike's porn..sleep over night

jul 28, 2025, 3:29 pm • 5 0 • view
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Justin Langston @jnlangston.bsky.social

Obviously wasn’t his porn. It was well scripted, thoughtfully acted out and lasted more than 10 seconds

jul 28, 2025, 3:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Shelby @elitegov.bsky.social

All that to keep school road seat. Must be the starter seat of corruption.

jul 28, 2025, 3:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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CydoniaSam @6continents.bsky.social

So much for THOU SHALT NOT LIE AND THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS

jul 28, 2025, 3:24 pm • 3 0 • view
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lozzadarlo.bsky.social @lozzadarlo.bsky.social

The last line of defence will be "the devil made me do it." Are we there yet?

jul 28, 2025, 3:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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joschein.bsky.social @joschein.bsky.social

Of course.

jul 28, 2025, 3:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Adam Jewell Photography @adamjewell.bsky.social

Who hasn’t had someone else’s pporn just randomly pop up on a screen they weren’t watching while in a meeting? Thats a common bug in Windows 19 they use in that school system.

jul 28, 2025, 3:28 pm • 8 0 • view
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deebates.bsky.social @deebates.bsky.social

Or maybe caused by Linda McMahon's A 1! 😆

jul 28, 2025, 3:45 pm • 4 0 • view
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Water Moon Tide 33 @mariacatalpa.bsky.social

I am still laughing about that one too!!!

jul 28, 2025, 4:24 pm • 4 0 • view
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Mean Mr. Mustard (DAN) @dan6098.bsky.social

😹😹😹😹😹😹🤣🤣🤣

jul 28, 2025, 5:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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karenmj.bsky.social @karenmj.bsky.social

"Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?"

jul 28, 2025, 3:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ivan Paul @x-refugee24.bsky.social

And, surprise, surprise, it wasn't his cock he was diddling while watching the porn!

jul 28, 2025, 4:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Robert White @revdeaconbobw.bsky.social

Well simple way to fix this: have an independent body image your devices and confirm your assertions. If you refuse, then suffice it to say that you are probably covering something up. Fun Fact: if you used an official device or network, you have no expectation of privacy.

jul 28, 2025, 3:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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David Mitchell @davidalanmitch5.bsky.social

Not a bad idea. I bet quite a few politicians use their official devices for non- official things and never consider that it’s not private.

jul 28, 2025, 3:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lordgreystoke61 @lordgreystoke61.bsky.social

Yet another try straight from the magat playbook. Most kids learn that that excuse does not work. Yet many magats are so stupid that they will believe him.

jul 28, 2025, 7:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tara @dangergirl6.bsky.social

When these children in adult bodies get caught with their hand in the cookie jar, they’re the first ones to scream. It’s a lie. It wasn’t my hand. OK it was attached to my arm, but someone planted it there.

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Freebird74 @freebird74.bsky.social

Throw the word “radical” into everything the right is doing. Use it the way they use “woke”, like it’s a bad thing.

jul 28, 2025, 3:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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eljsplayground.bsky.social @eljsplayground.bsky.social

😂🤣🤣🤣😂 right?!!

jul 28, 2025, 3:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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JimGardnerGuitarMusic @jimgardnerguitar.bsky.social

See, what happened was, Obama instructed Bill Gates to take over his IP address and - as a way to score political points, because there's no other way to do that - start streaming Backdoor Bangkok Boys 2 from one of those websites conservatives definitely never use. Bloody Democrats. 😡

jul 28, 2025, 3:43 pm • 3 0 • view
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DogKnows @thedogknows.bsky.social

I’m sure it was just “professional research” to help with his book banning efforts.

jul 28, 2025, 3:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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coolmama13.bsky.social @coolmama13.bsky.social

Busted!!

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bacon65.bsky.social @bacon65.bsky.social

Maybe this dick squeeze should have little mike johnson monitor his porn viewing

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razor1450.bsky.social @razor1450.bsky.social

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mike. @literallymike.bsky.social

Sure buddy. Just show your browser history.

jul 28, 2025, 6:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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charliebe82.bsky.social @charliebe82.bsky.social

He should ask Mike Johnson to be his porn accountability partner.

jul 28, 2025, 3:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social

Or… and this may sound crazy… He’s a hypocritical asshole.

jul 28, 2025, 3:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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peacheycarnehan.bsky.social @peacheycarnehan.bsky.social

Well, if it was full bush 70s porn, it was probably mine.

jul 28, 2025, 4:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Vintage Chick @robin3cats.bsky.social

hahahahaha...good one, Ryan!

jul 28, 2025, 3:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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David Affleck @paddlingphotog.bsky.social

Translation: I’m not into adult women.

jul 28, 2025, 6:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Johnny Applememes @johnnyapplememes.bsky.social

He was merely monitoring Mike Johnson’s porn intake which is a perfectly normal thing for the Alpha males of MAGA.

jul 28, 2025, 3:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rachel 🌈🚺 🥄 ♿️💙 @rachel-ann-88.bsky.social

Funny how he’s pulling his trump card - 47 it’s unpatriotic to say bad things against him… now this guys is like “an attack on me is an attack on OK? Smh

jul 28, 2025, 3:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Raphael Savir @rsavir.bsky.social

He was just reading the articles.

jul 28, 2025, 5:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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backlash00.bsky.social @backlash00.bsky.social

. . . and no idea how he got unzipped and exposed.

jul 28, 2025, 3:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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MtcRace @mtcrace.bsky.social

Ryan Walters. ‘It depends on what your definition of what porn is.”

jul 28, 2025, 4:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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phoenixphyre53.bsky.social @phoenixphyre53.bsky.social

He's as big a liar as Trump. He got his own agenda passed in a very Trump like underhanded way. And now he wanna cry cause he's been caught red handed with the very thing he claims to stand against. No wonder Oklahoma is ranked 49th out of 50 states with people like him in charge.

jul 28, 2025, 8:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tim Renz @ogscienceguy.bsky.social

It was the golf caddy.

jul 28, 2025, 3:52 pm • 3 0 • view
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jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social

what you people have never seen a screensaver before? ok zoomer.

jul 28, 2025, 3:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Paul McElroy 🇨🇦 @macca1950.bsky.social

It was I, Spartacus!

jul 28, 2025, 3:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Darryl Cat @darrylcat.bsky.social

Sounds familar, was he searching for farming equipment?

jul 28, 2025, 3:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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❡υ𝓷ᚢ₦ą—ⓩ @gunna-z.bsky.social

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silenceredux.bsky.social @silenceredux.bsky.social

If it isn't his porn, let Bible Boy prove it.

jul 28, 2025, 3:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Life is 2-D @lifeis2d.bsky.social

Don't go giving them ideas*. *Mostly because they don't have any of their own, and will use them.

jul 28, 2025, 3:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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xipetotec1973.bsky.social @xipetotec1973.bsky.social

Maybe he was holding it for a friend

jul 28, 2025, 3:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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cabanaboy.bsky.social @cabanaboy.bsky.social

He meant he starred in different porn. Doesn’t watch his own

jul 28, 2025, 3:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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rclyde.bsky.social @rclyde.bsky.social

Not his porn, hmmm, he probably likes little boy porn then~~

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Laura @le1971.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/blue... They all worship and protect a child rapist. This piece of shit is the exact same as the rest.

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Bailey @ericdbailey.bsky.social

Until someone proves it IS his porn, and his statement will change to "I had a momentary lapse of judgement'.

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Alice @aj-b.bsky.social

The dog ate his homework too.

jul 28, 2025, 4:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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antichristhunter.bsky.social @antichristhunter.bsky.social

We know where the change is taking place pedo... in your pants

jul 28, 2025, 3:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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spacemanspiff66.bsky.social @spacemanspiff66.bsky.social

God put the porn on his screen to test his faith.

jul 29, 2025, 6:54 am • 0 0 • view
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luzyinthesky82.bsky.social @luzyinthesky82.bsky.social

I heard Brennan was the area as well

jul 28, 2025, 3:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hans Offen @hans-offen.bsky.social

Mystery Porn by Lyin' Ryan and the Hypocrites

jul 28, 2025, 5:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Deerwings @deerwings.bsky.social

"They're not just attacking me, they're attacking the values of Oklahomans who elected me to challenge the status quo.' - No, pretty sure Oklahoma didn't elect him to play porn, and what 'status quo', porn-free presentations? Pretty sure only person under fire is him, not Oklahoma.

jul 28, 2025, 4:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Cheri @itiswhatitis2u.bsky.social

Hello? You MAGAs challenge the values of the people who voted for Obama, Biden, or any Democrat every day. We have every right to challenge the values that elected you.

jul 28, 2025, 3:50 pm • 3 0 • view
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social

If one were to guess his reply before he made it I'm sure the text would be almost exactly as written.

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RadioDallas @radiodallas.bsky.social

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The Resistance 👊🇺🇸🔥 @choppenheimer878.bsky.social

The old that’s not my porn excuse

jul 28, 2025, 3:24 pm • 4 0 • view
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klsadler.bsky.social @klsadler.bsky.social

Garbage... he's a monster.

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As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social

"Not his porn", in the sense that they're other people. He's just borrowing it.

jul 28, 2025, 6:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Steel Rat Gamer @steelrat.bsky.social

So he has porn?

jul 28, 2025, 5:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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RGny @rjgny.bsky.social

It is ALWAYS done by Evil Dogs Who Live In The Forest.

jul 28, 2025, 4:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Valerie Moore @valjeanm.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣 I'm an Okie and this guy is the bane of our educational existence. 🙄

jul 28, 2025, 3:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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Felix Goodbody @felixgoodbody.bsky.social

We should start saying we definitely paid our taxes, but trump and the GOP must’ve stolen the money. It’s always someone else’s fault with this mob organization called maga

jul 28, 2025, 3:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kerri @babysquarepants8.bsky.social

Biden, the most devious in the country. He is very sneaky and very fast, cutting his enemies down with the precision of a ninja

jul 28, 2025, 3:28 pm • 3 0 • view
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Glenn Bob the Aging Cracker @gbsills.bsky.social

Not only did Comey and Hillary put the porn on the screen, but it was also porn of Comey and Hillary. These people are so depraved it is unbelievable.

jul 28, 2025, 3:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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arjaybe @arjaybe.bsky.social

I presume he was wrapped in the flag of Oklahoma, whatever that looks like, as he made this speech.

jul 28, 2025, 3:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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deebates.bsky.social @deebates.bsky.social

Holding his trump bible.

jul 28, 2025, 3:43 pm • 3 0 • view
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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social

He could've just said it was 'research'. Still bullshit, but...

jul 28, 2025, 3:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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hotmessinaz.bsky.social @hotmessinaz.bsky.social

Hunters laptop put the porn on his computer… duh

jul 28, 2025, 4:42 pm • 3 0 • view
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Karmadog's Krappy Kartoons and Bawdy Doodles @the-white-rose.bsky.social

Amazing how they never do anything wrong EVER. Just like that asshole kid who always sat in the back throwing shit. "It wasn't me!!"

jul 28, 2025, 7:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Angry human @hopefulundertaker.bsky.social

Check his computer

jul 28, 2025, 8:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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pharmboy81.bsky.social @pharmboy81.bsky.social

Hey Ryan,

jul 28, 2025, 3:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Laurian @laurianw.bsky.social

Is this guy a Christian creep? Yes. Are all images of naked people just being naked porn? No.

jul 28, 2025, 3:29 pm • 2 0 • view
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🏳️‍🌈StuffedCrustPizza oWolf🏳️‍🌈 @pizzawolf.bsky.social

He was watching it for a friend

jul 28, 2025, 4:11 pm • 8 0 • view
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social

Totally just doing someone, somewhere a favor.

jul 28, 2025, 6:08 pm • 6 0 • view
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deeprlyeh.bsky.social @deeprlyeh.bsky.social

Don’t listen to what people tell you. Pay attention to what they do.

jul 28, 2025, 3:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Wwwilliedo @wwwilliedo.bsky.social

Remember when Mitt Romney and the rest of the Republicans threw their buddy Craig under the bathroom stall? I really hope that happens to Ryan Walters. Will Oklahoma students still have to read the Trump Bible? www.theguardian.com/world/2007/s...

jul 28, 2025, 4:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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weavetheringtail.bsky.social @weavetheringtail.bsky.social

He was holding it for a friend.

jul 28, 2025, 3:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social

Not his porn cos there were no sheep in it?

jul 29, 2025, 11:14 am • 0 0 • view
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A Citizen of the World (Canadian though) @recoveredalcoholic.bsky.social

I used to do Technical Support. I’ve heard that one before!

jul 28, 2025, 3:44 pm • 3 0 • view
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Cellfish @cellfishy.bsky.social

Damn it, those democrats are putting p*rn on my pc too!

jul 28, 2025, 5:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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grammymoore.bsky.social @grammymoore.bsky.social

Kinda don’t believe you, ok I don’t believe you

jul 28, 2025, 3:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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𝔻𝕁 𝕊𝕦𝕓𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕟 @djsubterrain.com

Not his porn? Was he holding it for a friend?

jul 28, 2025, 3:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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Stephanie Keeley @silkenwing.bsky.social

Hahaha get real people,we can see thru that rug it’s so Worn Out! 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️😂😂😂

jul 28, 2025, 11:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tessa @tessahartley.bsky.social

Retired school librarian here~that’s what every student said when porn came up on their computer.

jul 28, 2025, 3:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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DianaMac @d-kastenmara.bsky.social

Oh, please.

jul 28, 2025, 4:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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magabuster.bsky.social @magabuster.bsky.social

That's what I told my wife when I got caught. It's a noble attempt to deflect, but it does not work. The OK EDU leader is toast.

jul 28, 2025, 3:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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ThisSuperGirlRocks @thissupergirlrocks.bsky.social

It was research only

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Captain Europe (retired) @captaineurope.bsky.social

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Tom Brueggemann @tombrueggemann.bsky.social

If it were a hoax, it would have been gay porn obviously.

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Rose Hartigan 🫘 @rose-hartigan.bsky.social

You know how on ‘Cops’ they chase down some shirtless guy and find drugs or weapons in their pockets and they say, “These aren’t my pants”. Same crap. Guy is a deviant.

jul 28, 2025, 6:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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Vidiot Savant @vidiot-savant.bsky.social

(British Bulldog voice) "I wasn't even there, it was Owen!"

jul 29, 2025, 2:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Just Gerb @dgerbs74.bsky.social

I find it hilarious when those who are obviously the establishment blame the establishment for trying to fight against them.

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mhburke54.bsky.social @mhburke54.bsky.social

Southern white men are scary as s$#t!

jul 28, 2025, 4:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lady Justice @pinkpetal.bsky.social

But did you watch?

jul 28, 2025, 3:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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AngryDill @angrydill.bsky.social

"I swear it's not my porn, I was just... uh... holding it for a friend!'

jul 28, 2025, 3:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Oppo @bust3d00.bsky.social

It's always the "establishment" and not those in charge .. never them

jul 28, 2025, 3:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ann7837 @ann7837.bsky.social

Who ya gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?

jul 28, 2025, 4:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tracy Edingfield @tracyedingfield.bsky.social

Oklahoma ranks dead last in education.

jul 28, 2025, 3:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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Old Hippie @oldhippie.bsky.social

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Cathy V @penny4yrthoughts.bsky.social

Let’s dig deeper. What else is on his laptop?

jul 28, 2025, 3:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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KMP50 @kmp50.bsky.social

HIS porn was different, I assume.

jul 28, 2025, 6:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Conan the Grammarian @conanthegrammarian.bsky.social

“The values of the Oklahomans who elected me” put a fascist in office, so…

jul 28, 2025, 4:22 pm • 2 0 • view
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David Mitchell @davidalanmitch5.bsky.social

“That’s not my porn. My porn is much weirder.”

jul 28, 2025, 3:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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cherime.bsky.social @cherime.bsky.social

🤣Right.

jul 28, 2025, 3:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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SpezalED @spezaled.bsky.social

He’s just a typical GOP lying SOB. They’ve no shame or integrity whatsoever.

jul 28, 2025, 6:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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rob1432.bsky.social @rob1432.bsky.social

Walter’s: “That’s not my porn, it was women”!

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Rbtec @rbtec.bsky.social

Don't laugh. That might be his excuse.

jul 28, 2025, 3:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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concerned2.bsky.social @concerned2.bsky.social

Arrest this Oklahoma creep

jul 28, 2025, 3:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mhurgle (Zappa d'Killa-Kloon) @mhurgle.bsky.social

they're 🤏close to say "A Witch Did It"

jul 28, 2025, 3:30 pm • 6 0 • view
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social

Sooo close.

jul 28, 2025, 6:07 pm • 5 0 • view
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Mhurgle (Zappa d'Killa-Kloon) @mhurgle.bsky.social

Which in actuality, a Warlock did it. I used my `` kaos majik `` to make you look like you're looking at lewds at work, Ryan Walters. mwahehahiho

jul 28, 2025, 4:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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greyhounddad.bsky.social @greyhounddad.bsky.social

Waaa, waaaa, waaah. I got caught

jul 28, 2025, 7:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Politically Homeless @dizappearingact.bsky.social

They never have no knowledge of their wrong doing. The MAGA way! Creep!

jul 28, 2025, 4:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Unavoter @unacoder.bsky.social

Wondering how long the rejoinder "fake news" will work for the minions. Maybe the spell will finally break and it will look like that part of the movie where half the population suddenly goes apeshit and runs amok.

jul 28, 2025, 3:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Susan @gardennuts.bsky.social

Pants on fire

jul 28, 2025, 3:39 pm • 3 0 • view
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Todders @todders707.bsky.social

We all know is Rosie O’Donnell…

jul 28, 2025, 3:24 pm • 5 0 • view
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kmbailey59.bsky.social @kmbailey59.bsky.social

"On the TV screen"? Did he think he was at home? I also like how he pulled out the "not my type" excuse. Dude, that doesn't work with porn the way you think it does.

jul 28, 2025, 5:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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JoeC @joemco.bsky.social

The MAGA metaverse cast of villains.

jul 28, 2025, 3:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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vectorofcruelty.bsky.social @vectorofcruelty.bsky.social

Yeah. I hate when my electronic devices start playing porn at random. I wish I knew a way to make it stop. I was warming up some leftovers the other day and BAM! Microwave just started projecting porn onto my wall. Cancel/Stop didn’t work. Just had to unplug it.

jul 28, 2025, 3:57 pm • 11 0 • view
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MikeBnTN @mikebntn.bsky.social

Deep state, Biden, Hillary, Obama & George Soros, ANYTHING to avoid accountability.

jul 28, 2025, 4:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social

A disgraced tory MP here in the UK was caught watching porn in parliament in 2022, claimed he was looking at tractor pictures...........

jul 28, 2025, 3:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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philk10.bsky.social @philk10.bsky.social

it was the intern that Ted Cruz fired when he found porn

jul 28, 2025, 3:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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libtilend.bsky.social @libtilend.bsky.social

Trump Playbook. They’re learning.

jul 28, 2025, 3:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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💙 J. H. White @slick-50.bsky.social

Independent computer forensics would validate your claims... Call us when you have those results!

jul 28, 2025, 3:25 pm • 3 0 • view
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constantdaydream.bsky.social @constantdaydream.bsky.social

Does he golf?

jul 28, 2025, 6:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mark Freedman @markfreed.bsky.social

Oh, Britain had them too. Conservative MPs looking at tractor porn during a particularly bizarre period was a notable one. Has them I should say.

jul 28, 2025, 3:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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FRC1968 @frc1968.bsky.social

He is just another Sleezepublican being visited by karma.

jul 28, 2025, 3:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sachii @bokusachii.bsky.social

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

jul 28, 2025, 3:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gyurme Tachog @gyurme.bsky.social

I’m voting for the girl with the dragon tattoo.

jul 28, 2025, 3:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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California Captain America @cacap67.bsky.social

So, wait. "Alleged incident"? Was there an event, or wasn't there? Is this pavlov's town hall or something?

jul 28, 2025, 3:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social

"Its not mine, I'm just holding it for someone else" didn't work when we were young and got caught with a dime-bag of weed, either 🤷‍♀️

jul 28, 2025, 3:37 pm • 11 0 • view
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Joseph Belli @josephpbelli.bsky.social

These moral crusaders crack me up: anti-gay, anti-porn, yet put ‘em in a room with video of two women going at it and they’ll have their pants around their ankles before you could flip a light switch.

jul 28, 2025, 3:46 pm • 11 0 • view
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msnide.bsky.social @msnide.bsky.social

Trump playbook.

jul 28, 2025, 6:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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🍁SamFibonacci 🇨🇦🍁 @samfibonaci.bsky.social

Ok then, let’s have a look at your browsing history!

jul 28, 2025, 4:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jewsquatch @jewsquatch.bsky.social

He was just watching the porn for a friend.

jul 29, 2025, 3:44 am • 0 0 • view
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TheSpearSTL @thespearstl.bsky.social

To be fair, playing porn during meetings IS technically "challenging the status quo".

jul 28, 2025, 7:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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diet🌊otaku @dietotaku.bsky.social

"It's not my porn, I'm just streaming it for a friend!"

jul 28, 2025, 3:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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Stable Glennius @thatmanglenn.bsky.social

It wasn’t on there THEN I had no knowledge what was on there. Which is it?

jul 28, 2025, 3:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gravy Crockett @gravycrockett.bsky.social

The old Trump line, but with a pornographic slant: “They’re not coming after me (and your porn), but rather they’re coming after you (and your porn) and I’m just in the way (with my porn).”

jul 28, 2025, 3:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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Rob Sherwood @pinesol.bsky.social

Well, he could clear this all up by providing evidence that was NOT his porn. I bet he doesn't.

jul 28, 2025, 3:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social

Besides, HIS porn is WAY worse than that shown on the television.

jul 28, 2025, 6:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Roland Gerritsen van der Hoop @rgh1205.bsky.social

His porn would have looked differently. The girls and boys would have been much younger.

jul 28, 2025, 3:23 pm • 4 0 • view
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Philly Phil @philyplfwi96.bsky.social

Yup. It was triggered by Hillary's emails that were found on Hunter's Laptop in the basement of that Pizza place...

jul 28, 2025, 4:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Geraldine Mongold @gamongold.bsky.social

Well who's been watching porn in your office, sweetie? 🧐

jul 28, 2025, 11:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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pathillis65.bsky.social @pathillis65.bsky.social

Laughable!!

jul 28, 2025, 3:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Iain @iainfrew2024.bsky.social

Ryan Walters, the creep that is feeding the anti-christs bibles to schools, is also a nazi and a pervert! What a shocker...

jul 28, 2025, 4:07 pm • 7 0 • view
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Luka T. Harborhound @harborhound.bsky.social

I know, right? Hillary has been so busy murdering people, forging trump’s pubic-hair signature & installing porn on people’s computers, it’s a wonder she has any time to manage her sex-trafficking pizza parlor.

jul 28, 2025, 3:39 pm • 3 0 • view
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Mean Mr. Mustard (DAN) @dan6098.bsky.social

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happyharley.bsky.social @happyharley.bsky.social

Cause he watches a different kind of porn??

jul 28, 2025, 4:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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BitOBear @bitobear.bsky.social

Nah, he's going to be able to plead in a sentence certain matters because we all "accidentally" saw that his porn stash contained heterosexual consenting adults. I wonder what he's been accused of or if he's somehow on the Epstein list or some related list. Republican values!

jul 28, 2025, 3:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mike ☮️❤️🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈💙🫘🌊 @mikelbach.bsky.social

Obama is the butler in every conspiracy theory. (As in “the butler did it “)

jul 28, 2025, 4:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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Chuck Russell @ltahab.bsky.social

Bigfoot did it. He's a long time advocate for teaching atheism in schools while Black air traffic controllers give kids taxpayer-funded gender reassignment surgeries.

jul 28, 2025, 4:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Annie Daniel @cad-10.bsky.social

Obama probably planted Hunter Biden’s laptop.

jul 28, 2025, 3:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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jimilypierce.bsky.social @jimilypierce.bsky.social

He has helped tank our education system in Oklahoma to 50th in the nation.

jul 28, 2025, 3:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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cosmic-snark.bsky.social @cosmic-snark.bsky.social

I have often had #Linux manuals, expensive #Yarn & #Knitting patterns, cashmere #sweaters & #NASA memorabilia randomly pop up on my computer. Porn? never in all my 40 years as an I.T. professional. It’s almost like you have to have searched for it or clicked on it at least once - #algorithm.

jul 28, 2025, 3:33 pm • 0 1 • view
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Seth H @zorak.net

Space lasers

jul 28, 2025, 3:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tom W @thomwo.bsky.social

Were both of his hands visible the whole time..?

jul 28, 2025, 3:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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wraithwriter.bsky.social @wraithwriter.bsky.social

"Stuff just ended up on my screen, and I didn't even know it was there! Who looks at their screens anyway!"

jul 28, 2025, 3:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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cram2025.bsky.social @cram2025.bsky.social

Perhaps like Faye Dunaway in Little Big Man, he “averted his eyes at the proper moment” so as to not see the porn? Maybe it was the devil, Satan, who clicked enter on the web link to the porn site. Maybe everyone else was imagining it was porn.

jul 28, 2025, 4:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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trlrparkoligarch.bsky.social @trlrparkoligarch.bsky.social

Was studying it. You have to view it to know the nature of your moral enemy.

jul 29, 2025, 1:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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fuzzymuffins.bsky.social @fuzzymuffins.bsky.social

So we agree, there was porn playing on tv.

jul 28, 2025, 3:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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laverneousdonkler.bsky.social @laverneousdonkler.bsky.social

Pervert

jul 28, 2025, 5:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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fluirgato.bsky.social @fluirgato.bsky.social

Not his porn? You mean he STOLE the porn?!??? 😂😂😂 That’s TWO Commandments broken, now, dude. At least.

jul 28, 2025, 4:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Chris in the Swamp @eeyore24.bsky.social

This clown's the Anthony Weiner of Oklahoma, OK!

jul 28, 2025, 3:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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SolveForGenX @solveforgenx.bsky.social

“That’s not my porn. I’d recognize my porn anywhere, and that’s not it”

jul 28, 2025, 3:25 pm • 43 0 • view
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Pete. @pete.social

“There was zero physical or mental degradation being performed to female actors in the scene… Clearly not my porn.”

jul 28, 2025, 3:30 pm • 15 0 • view
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social

Hacked satellite feed straight from the pizza sex dungeon.

jul 28, 2025, 3:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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opusupo.bsky.social @opusupo.bsky.social

I'm guessing he and Cruz share a Pornhub account.

jul 28, 2025, 3:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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We The People! @stillresisting.bsky.social

If not his, whose?

jul 28, 2025, 4:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Grumpy Zeus @grumpyzeus.bsky.social

He's gonna blame Jews and Muslims in 3,2,1...

jul 28, 2025, 3:25 pm • 22 0 • view
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Spicymixofsweet @spicymixofsweet.bsky.social

Jews space laser

jul 28, 2025, 3:26 pm • 13 0 • view
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fluirgato.bsky.social @fluirgato.bsky.social

Ah , yes, JSL: the DoorDash of Porn, delivered by to your enemy’s hard drive (yeah, I know) in minutes. Tagline: “Your Door to (a) Porn (War)”

jul 28, 2025, 4:14 pm • 2 0 • view
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Chris Shaw @cshawproductions.bsky.social

I like how he's dragging the people who voted for him into his bullshit. It's fucked up, and fitting at the same time.

jul 28, 2025, 3:23 pm • 3 0 • view
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JS @schilly70.bsky.social

Is this the jackhole who wanted the 10 commandment in his schools?

jul 28, 2025, 5:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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timholt2024 @timholt2024.bsky.social

We call this the "Ted Cruz Gambit"

jul 28, 2025, 3:24 pm • 10 0 • view
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Glunch @fightthefasc.bsky.social

It'll work too, cause the people who voted him in relate to this sort of behavior

jul 28, 2025, 3:29 pm • 6 0 • view
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Pepper Hamilton Mullen @pepper57.bsky.social

Colonel Clink: “I know nothing” means he definitely knows all about it.

jul 28, 2025, 9:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Spark Your Soul 🪶🏳️‍🌈🪶 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social

Well then, there's a really easy way to solve this. How about a forensic audit of the computer? If he's that innocent, it will come up clean. But somehow I don't think he'd be very enthusiastic about that idea.

jul 28, 2025, 6:06 pm • 2 0 • view
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Oscar @oscarzilch.bsky.social

And Donald Dump never met Epstein! 🤪mmmhmm!

jul 28, 2025, 3:28 pm • 4 0 • view
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jetstreamsft.bsky.social @jetstreamsft.bsky.social

They never take responsibility for anything

jul 28, 2025, 3:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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lostinbfe.bsky.social @lostinbfe.bsky.social

Everyone is surprised that there were women in Ryan's porn.

jul 28, 2025, 3:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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cdrich.bsky.social @cdrich.bsky.social

So. It was playing on your fucking screen. Bad either way.

jul 28, 2025, 4:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gerard Harbison @gerardharbison.bsky.social

I've never seen that porn before in my life... ...said every pervert caught with kiddie-porn on his computer.

jul 28, 2025, 3:34 pm • 28 0 • view
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Spark Your Soul 🪶🏳️‍🌈🪶 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social

Please don't take this as me being bitchy-not my intention. The term "porn" implies that there is consent, and gives a false sense of legitimacy to the materials. If you really want to get abusers riled, call it by its updated name: Child Sexual Abuse Materials, or CSAM. They hate that so much 💜

jul 28, 2025, 6:03 pm • 6 1 • view
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Gerard Harbison @gerardharbison.bsky.social

Fair enough. Problem is, the acronym misses a lot of people. I myself had to look it up

jul 28, 2025, 6:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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Spark Your Soul 🪶🏳️‍🌈🪶 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social

Totally fair! I usually use the long term, but, character limits do make that hard sometimes without writing a damn novel.

jul 28, 2025, 6:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Heath @heathbar404.bsky.social

Babe! I swear those aren't mine! They're desperate tactics of a broken establishment!

jul 28, 2025, 8:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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walleyed1.bsky.social @walleyed1.bsky.social

“Who are ya gonna believe—me, or your eyes?” - Groucho Marx

jul 28, 2025, 3:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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Paul Streen @paul-streen.bsky.social

Actual post below.

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davidj4.bsky.social @davidj4.bsky.social

I have yet to come across a person caught with porn on a digital device that shouldn't have it on there admit to blame. It just sounds better when a bible thumping loser tries to deny and blame someone else. No shame a lot of men and women watch porn.

jul 28, 2025, 3:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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Christopher @chiefchris2002.bsky.social

Let he who has never had porn going in the background during a Zoom meeting cast the first stone

jul 28, 2025, 3:38 pm • 3 0 • view
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David Mitchell @davidalanmitch5.bsky.social

Unless you’re into that.😂

jul 28, 2025, 3:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mean Mr. Mustard (DAN) @dan6098.bsky.social

jul 28, 2025, 5:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Amphis Baena @amphis-baena.bsky.social

This is so disappointing. I was really hoping for a Jimmy Swaggart "I have sinned" cryfest.

jul 28, 2025, 4:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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wordworkin @wordworkin.bsky.social

He must've borrowed it....

jul 28, 2025, 5:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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emmawoo39.bsky.social @emmawoo39.bsky.social

So he borrowed someone else's?

jul 28, 2025, 3:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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yorkeez4me.bsky.social @yorkeez4me.bsky.social

Okay Pinocchio, let me run and grab a sling for that nose of yours. You’re gonna need it. SMDH

jul 28, 2025, 3:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jeff Willis Artist @jeffwillisartist.bsky.social

WTAF?

jul 28, 2025, 3:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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donna6226.bsky.social @donna6226.bsky.social

so what kind of porn is his porn?

jul 28, 2025, 7:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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Esme del Jardin @esmedeljardin.bsky.social

He was just holding it for a friend.

jul 28, 2025, 7:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bob Morrow @wabigbear.bsky.social

I don't think most Oklahoman's have the same values as the Porn Hub user running their schools...

jul 28, 2025, 3:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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k9martian.bsky.social @k9martian.bsky.social

They’re all hypocrites

jul 28, 2025, 5:00 pm • 0 0 • view