For someone who spends so much time on a golf course, his golfing prowess is pathetic.

And his fitness to live

💪👍

Funny, I’d never actually thought about this, but trump does have some Goldfinger tendencies. Looks like him too

The actor Gert Fröbe played a man who kidnapped, abused and killed a child in another, very dark movie. „Es geschah am hellichten Tag (1956)“ - it happened in bright daylight.

He played in many German movies. They had to dub his voice in Goldfinger because of his thick German accent.

Yes. If all he did was cheat at golf...

He plays golf almost as well as the writes poetry. FFS!

I know that’s (the book) not real!?? But I have my doubts.

I hope it's not, I can only imagine😱

He’s been cheating at golf for decades! Nothing new. Everyone who’s golfed with this babydope has said it time and again. The big bully baby loser gets his way or there’s hell to pay.

if you need to intentionally cheat at something as stupid as golf,you'll cheat at anything.

Funny how "real" Conservatives always forget this.

"Golf is flog spelled backwards and to some folks out there that is terrifying. I stand in ytinu with them! 💪" Buzz Dupp.

It's always the cover-up but nothing is ever deleted. bsky.app/profile/cdpo...

The criminal is the sum total of all the crimes he’s committed over the last 50 years.

Unlike Nixon, In this case the crime Is worse than the coverup

Trump is a child rapist. Release the Epstein files NOW.

A friend of mine was explaining how tRump was such an excellent golfer. Myself and another libtard were laughing so hard until we realized he was serious! Sadly, within six months, that friend passed away from COVID.

Turns out he was very maga and refused to get vaccinated though his widow is a retired nurse! He was a kind and intelligent man who was immersed in and radicalized by maga online. Maga murdered my friend.😢

ETTD Condolences.

Hadn't heard that. It's so very true.

Oops. ETTD means Everything Trump Touches Dies

I wish he'd touch himself

🤭 love me some Moira

Our sweet cat, Moira!

Pretty kitty!🥰

She's the best!

I'm lazy, or I would make a chart showing all the ways Trump and his pals are exactly like Bond super villains.

Pretty bad cover up - it was filmed and is around the world before the explanation gets its Footjoys on

youtu.be/wWLj2-a6FLI?...

Goldfnger scene: youtu.be/WTBvu-fTTIk?...

That was enjoyable. Thank you.

Trump and Goldfinger even have the same posture.

Watching someone cheat at golf while playing alone, is about as SAD as it gets.

The non-cult members working so hard to not see, anything really, is what so depressing to me. In my lifetime, I have been in close proximity to people mega dosing LSD, they have not been this delusional.

A man who cheats at golf cannot be trusted with anything.

Trump is basically the love child of Auric Goldfinger and Jabba the Hutt so this is an apt comparison.

Lol can we call him FingerHutt

Trump owns his own golf courses so he can cheat and get away with it.

It wouldn't be a big deal if Donald cheated only during golf. But it is emblematic of how Donald cheats in EVERYTHING, from marriages to taxes to elections.

Exactly

Cheater In Chief.

You can tell the type of person with how they play golf. If they cheat at golf they cheat at everything

A golf commentator said pretty much just that the other day. Except, he gave Trump too much credit for his skill at golf.

He has never not cheated.

And sadly, we could insert many names in here. Ken Paxton as an example.

I can't imagine being OK with even cheating at golf. I certainly wouldn't golf with him again. That guy is a cheater.

This was how Fleming telegraphed what complete scum his villains were...

The guy who lies about everything and anything cheats at golf? Hmmmph 🙄

His base knows full well that he’s a pathological liar and cheater, they don’t care. They see it as a strength—that they’re on the team that will do *anything* to win, and winning is the only thing that matters. They can’t see what they’re doing to their own country, all they can see is the ‘win’

Exactly! Magas see: Grifting= strength Lying =strength. Hate=strength. Bullying =strength. Excess =strength Magas see: Honesty, compassion, empathy, kindness, generosity and inclusion as weakness

You're right. THEY DON'T CARE.

and he's never been called out on that. Not since the elevation of this idiot man began with mafia connex providing concrete for TTower when noone else in NY could get any. He thinks he can cheat on EVERYTHING and get away with it. He no longer sees it as cheating. www.thetimes.com/travel/desti...

The man can’t even do his leisure activities honestly. Truly a sad pathetic man.

And this is the M.O., of Donald J.Trump's Administration/ Cabinet....to cheat....omit .

He doesn't play for fun, he plays to cheat. He gets a high from cheating

Yes and he gets high from the suffering of others.

Trump cheats so BRAZENLY; the golf video just shows (yet again) the utter contempt he has for truth or rules. He really thinks he is better than everyone else.

That fact is obvious. It's the blatant in our faces "Haha, I'm cheating and there's nothing you can do about it!" that really gets me. It'so typical for his whole behavior.

Yep, he’s proud of it. And so many of his followers are the same. He’s created a culture of people who want to do whatever they can get away with, others be damned.

As a malignant narcissist, he HAS to feel like he’s better than everyone else. He’s constantly claiming it in various ways. “Nobody does (x) better than me” Etc, etc, ad nauseam.

But, like, the cognitive dissonance to think you’re better than someone but then have to cheat to be better than them… and never question it… sigh

It is a twisted mess of an existence… now inflicted upon the world. 😩

He cannot be bothered to put in the effort to become good at anything. He really is a good-for-nothing lazy bastard.

Since no one in the government is capable of releasing the Epstein Files we'll just have to assume they're all pedophiles attempting to protect one another. #Epstein #EpsteinFiles

I remember Stormy saying something about this, too.

Yup, that's the point. And how he has people so willing to aid him.

The most disturbing part to trump is that lying, spreading misinformation, cheating, and slander are his go to forms of conversation. He even lies about the lies he has just told, for most you’d think this was a cognitive issues. For trump this is just his way of being

The man is simply unable to not lie. Even little stupid ones.

Your character on the golf course is the same off the course. You learn a lot about others on the golf course. Trump's character on course? Same as off the course.

He cheats as naturally as we breathe.

Name something he doesn’t cheat at. I can’t think of a single thing.

It comes naturally to him. He doesn't know any other way.

This is how he really looks God doesn’t like ugly

@georgetakei.bsky.social‬ -- Feel free to use my song.

It's ALL in the Cover Up! Check this out: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QpJ...

Oddjob. Classy and classic evil. Always welcome. Any top hat that slices off a marble head is worthy of recognition. Bravo.

A person I respect a great deal once told me: "Golf is a gentleman's game of honor. If you cheat at golf, you're going to cheat at a lot of other things."

That is a myth. There is money involved, they cheat like crazy. All the players know it.

Amateur sports in general. What’s the point of cheating? Come on.

I've covered high school sports for over 20 years and came across stories of cheating at several levels that led to several levels or types of psychosis. I jotted them down, and I'm like... crap, is this what's wrong with Timp? -- Not a psychologist, just a sports nerd

1. Core Insecurity or Fear of Inadequacy Many amateur athletes who cheat may believe that they are not good enough to succeed even among peers of similar ability. This fear overrides their sense of fair play and will cheat as a way to compensate for perceived inferiority.

2. Impostor Syndrome This is especially common among people who appear confident or competitive on the outside. So, they use cheating as a way to avoid being “found out.”

3. Narcissistic or Grandiose Thinking (Masking Insecurity) Some individuals cheat not because they think they’re worse, but because they believe they must win to maintain a self-image of superiority. Underneath this grandiosity, however, is often a fragile ego that fears failure or being ordinary.

4. Locus of Control Issues Cheaters may externalize blame and feel that success is not within their control unless they manipulate outcomes. This justifies the action, but it also reveals a belief that they can't succeed through effort alone.

5. Over-identification with Outcome Some amateur athletes equate success in the sport with personal worth. When they don’t win, or fear they won’t, they feel diminished as a person. Cheating becomes a way to preserve their self-esteem.

My son’s high school golf coach was adamant about being on your honor. It’s the whole point. Trump has no honor. Never has.

If Trump, like Kim Jong-un, doesn’t poop, why does he smell like shit?

Depends on the crime. I’d say sexually abusing children is pretty horrific… Vs Hiding your medical results (or lying about them) so the world doesn’t know you’re overweight, HBP, high cholesterol & dementia etc Bit of a difference when it comes covering those up surely?

The interesting thing is that, by the wording of the rules of golf, you can't cheat at golf. Once you don't play by the rules, you are, according to the rules, simply no longer playing golf!

It’s a game that relies on integrity & gentlemanly behavior-which of course, Trump has neither.

If Trump didn’t brag about his game, it wouldn’t be an issue.

We all knew he was shit at golf and being 'let win' by brown-nosing 'competitors'. He's not even any good at what he's best at - lying

As a golfer, he REALLY crossed the line with this one. I mean, he already HAS in so many other ways, but, still, as a golfer...

Right? I've cheated at golf. But I suck at golf and am not a public figure. Like dude, you're the President. Literally the job mothers talk about their kid doing if they succeed beyond all expectations. Why do you feel the need to cheat? It's sad af.

I was lucky to golf a lot when I was a teen. I would get out before the 3PM and 5PM shifts ended for the adults and get at least 18 holes in - by myself - at my leisure. I would drop balls all day long...hey, let's try that shot again, or "it's too hot to be at the beach today'. But not like Trump.

I was not playing against someone or really keeping score. No money involved. Nothing to report. It was all good practice since I was on the golf team. Trump's cheating? Just another sign he has no character. No values. Other than greed and money.

Please use alt text, George. We need everyone to be able to see this. 🤍

In Trump’s case the crimes are much worse than this attempt to cover it up Fraud, money laundering, treason, insurrection, bribery, extortion, rape, child rape, and sex trafficking of minors And until those two minutes of missing video footage of Epstein’s cell are found, hiring a hitman?

This is so much worse than Watergate, Nixon's ghost is thanking trump for making him look like a saint in comparison.

Trump is up there with some of the most corrupt criminals in history What he has done in convincing his supporters that he is some genius saviour will go down as one of biggest heists in history They elected the leader of the cabal of deep state criminals!

This explains how he has won so many "championships" Comparing Trump to Goldfinger is a little insulting though... to Mr. Goldfinger

We should call him Littlefinger. He has about as much honor and integrity as the character of the same name.

But wasnt Littlefinger actually competent?

Maybe Littlemember? Don't let him forget that South Park episode.

Goldfinger is the only JB novel ive read.. I seem to remember that Goldfinger cheats? After agreeing what rules they will use, doesn't he then use a different set to his advantage? Something about strict rules of golf?

"The wind, the grass, and the fundamental forces of physics itself all conspired against Dear Leader; but Dear Leader was triumphant." 🖕🙄🖕

Just a reminder, cheating is his supervillain power. He cheated on Ivana and Marla when he raped teenage girls courtesy of Ghislaine and Epstein, and he cheated on Melania with Stormy Daniels. That makes the golf cheat seem insignificant by comparison.

And suddenly the Maga-World are all Golf experts

Well, that ball didn't fall out of his bum, so it's definitely cheating, but, drumpf cheats, and is a known cheat, in all walks of his measly life...

A cheater at anything will be a cheater at everything!

Keep this in the news. Trump cares more about his golfing bravado than how people view him as a politician.

Remember that old story about George Washington, "I cannot tell a lie, I chopped down the cherry tree."

That’s because this one is worse than all of the lies he has covered up. The truth we will always remember the brains screws up w/ lies.

Bet he thinks about Epstein a lot when he golfs now.

Check out @markhamillofficial.bsky.social post today: an actual pic of the cover up

Not sure what is more fucked up? MAGA covering up the fact that Trump wants to pardon a pedophile or the fact they are trying to explain away how he just cheated playing golf? 🤔

Nixon eventually found this out.

I know people say this is unimportant. In the grand scheme it is, but a reporter asking him why he cheats at golf would drive him around the bend.

I’d frame the question…Mr President, we all saw you clearly play a golf ball dropped by your caddie where you did not hit it. If you were willing to cheat so obviously, how can we trust your scores were accurately recorded at the many club championships you claim to have won?

Fat chance! They're in the tank for him and SCARED SHITLESS to even press for an actual ANSWER to the question asked! Our press can no longer be trusted or respected... at least 90% of them!

Trump is just such an unfathomably pathetic character. A billionare president and one of if not the most powerful person in the entire world but still lacks every single quality that makes a person great. A person totally without virtue. Just a shell of a man with the depth of a puddle of piss.

Trumpers claimed covfefe was a real word. Trump never explained that stupidity.

HE_IS_……WHAT-HE-HAS-ALWAYS-BEEN………a-dirty-old-con-man.

i unfortunately haven't gotten a chance to see any of the maga mental gymnastics in trying to explain the blatant cheating. Got any examples? (Im serious i have no maga based accounts followed because they are dumb and repetitive and whiny so i wouldn't know who or where to look) chuckles needed

Don't worry. He fooled nobody here in Scotland. Our response now to any of Trump's golf scores is a very sceptical, 'Aye. Right.'

In the Orange Fatberg's case the crime is always going to be worse than anything else.

Since no one in the government is capable of releasing the Epstein Files we'll just have to assume they're all pedophiles attempting to protect one another. #Epstein #EpsteinFiles

Somebody is looking at FOIA. Interesting approach.

Yes, yes, we all knew he cheated at golf. Now how about he release the Epstein files?

Would love to see what they are saying but I refuse to step into the swamp.

Same

Why would you need a "caddie" and an electric cart?

I don’t comprehend how you can play a game 80 bajillion times over 7 decades and still be so fucking bad you have to cheat constantly and brazenly. He’s as unable to improve at the game as his brain is incapable of picking up the most basic information.

Plus it's the combination of being so fucking bad while simultaneously bragging about how good you are.

Only if you play the ball from the original position and you make the drop. Also an illegal drop. He has done it for years. The book Commander in Cheat is all about his golf cheating.

I thought it was one Maga nutter. Now they're all saying it. Im surprised the Whitehouse press conference hasn't stuck it on a press release yet.

thank you for sharing the tweet. Petty me loves to see how fucking dumb they are. I mean, I would like to not see it every day in the presidency but here we are. 🙃

George When you are playing a resort course, every now and again you get an assist from the caddie

🤣

So "resort course" golfers all cheat? Is that what you're saying? That's the MAGAt "everybody does it" excuse. No, they don't.

lol He’s a cheater and NFW his real handicap is under 12

Sorry, I guess your post was sarcasm. Hard to read it sometimes.

Definitely in this age Along with ruining everything, he killed the Onion

It’s the cover up that gets them so many times.

More Tom Nichols please.

Commander in Cheat!

Hat tip to Goldfinger reference

I'm waiting for brawls at miniature golf courses between MAGA players and everyone else.

Ask Epstein if he agrees. Oh wait...

The moves were so practiced. This was not an isolated cheat.

Yeah, I mean if everybody else was OK with it, it wouldn't have been so blatantly "nobody will see this."

My only humor in this timeline is watching people debase themselves for tRump, knowing in five years they'll be whining about how much they secretly hated him

Unfortunately it's fake news. Wish it wasn't though.

It’s the thought that counts. 🤭

Well, let's hope Russell has given kilt-wearing, Scottish men something to think about.

Let's hope it gives some Scots some ideas.

I regret that I only have one plop to give for my country

Have a few burritos, and really send him a message.

Taco Tuesday!

"It'd be a lot cooler if" they did. 😁Basically.

Oddjob is better than his brothers hand and blow.