GOP: Only WE get to be sneaky. Dems always have to just take it. That’s the deal!

IF JD said it, he was right, for once. law.justia.com/constitution...

😂 Vance don't EVEN know how to SPELL it!!!

seems like vance likes to dig in at people

Whatever they accuse others of, they're doing it themselves.

The ex-Ohio Senator should sit the fu€k down.

If you've ever needed to update your vocabulary on bad behavior, the Republican party has lots of great examples. Vapid, for example. Pretty much anything JD Vance has to say fits this definition.

He's serious about insulting our intelligence.

Newsome forgot 3 “ dumb”s

Ohio is extremely gerrymandered. So freaking hypocritical. Nothing new.

I'm not homophobic George, but there is something wrong with a VP who has changed his name 3 times and wears eyeliner. Who would feel safe with him carrying the nuclear football?

Someone could sit JD down and explain that an independent commission creates the districts in CA. Of course, there is no reasoning with stupid.

No, he's serious - they don't call him justadick for nothing.

He’s a clown.

But here's the good news, JD. If things don't turn out the way you like, you can just have another fictional autobiography ghost-written for you, and pretend that's your real life as you bumble into old age.

Vance is a fucking moron.

👏🏼👏🏼💯😊💖

JD Vance is an asshole.

Nah, my tongue isn’t going anywhere hear JD Vance.

Reciprocity Baby Reciprocity To the tune of: Drill Baby Drill

By all means, let’s ban gerrymandering in all states.

he's serious. and a threat to mankind. anybody who has sold his soul as he has....

MAGA leaders think their base will accept any falsehoods they spew at them. The Epstein saga will prove them wrong.

Must be fun to live in the alternate reality JD lives in....nah.

Unless JD uses "outrageous" to mean 2. very bold, unusual, and startling. "her outrageous leotards and sexy routines"

This is exactly why we are done waiting for Dems to throw punches, and are demanding action. R’s are shameless hypocrites, with no sense of fair play or honor. They can do it to you, but they will scream like banshees if you do it to them.

Seriously deluded maybe

Says the guy from Ohio…

We see you..centuries old manipulation of black and brown voters..y'all can't stay there..

Dumb Dumb is always going to be that awkward adolescent.

Once again JD Dunce doesn’t know what he is talking about.

OH JD your couch is waiting

He's waiting for the stain guard to dry.

Actually he’s had his eye on a sexy looking love-seat lately. Yes, he’s two-timing the couch but hey other republicans have goomah’s on the side, right? Vance has a loveseat. So there.

"Mrs. Davenport...are you trying to seduce me?"

Good one!

Every accusation is a confession

Do as I say, not as I do.

Try tagging him next time. @georgetakei.bsky.social

Dear JD, the gerrymandering in your home state of Ohio is atrocious. Enough with the pretend outrage already.

This meme needs to show up in this convo

JD VANCE, YOU, A FATHER SUPPORT AND DEFENDS A PEDOPHILE! How do you live with yourself?

Obviously when one is morally bankrupt, it’s easy

Texas says hello

He is afraid CA will do what they’re trying to do in TX.

Watch John Roberts’ MAGA court figure out why it’s constitutional for republicans to gerrymander red states, but not for democrats to gerrymander blue states.

He should talk. #gerrymandering and #PeterThiel are the only reasons he has a job right now.

Obviously that’s just a republican PROJECTING again.

His eyeliner is so intense.

Methinks he doth projecteth too much.......

JD, professional pearl-clutched for his cause.

Republicans did that to NC last year.

In reality gerrymandering is ridiculous into itself but like all the rest of the ridiculous GOP shenanigans enough is enough. We have a corrupt idiot in the WH. Beyond time to push back.

#ImforNewsom

JD Vance is a bag of dicks.

Or one big one

Newson is a huge threat! They know it and are scared!!!

Gavin is too Anti Trans for me to want him as president. But at least he's trying to fight right now. The enemy of my enemy and all that...

Oh boo-fuckin-hoo, couch fucker. Shut up, bitch.

When the GOP do the redrawing of congressional districts, it's "fairness." When the Dems do it, it's gerrymandering. It's only evil when the Dems do that.

But it’s ok in Texas…

So it's only outrageous if it's in a blue state? Sure sure.

JD isn’t content with being merely dumb, he is epically stupid and aims to be elected to the spineless, hypocrite, ass kissing idiot, hall of fame.

Ask his mentor, Peter Thiel.

VERY, VERY High IQ people looked at the districts in California--somebody looked at the districts in California--but it doesn't even really take anybody to look at the districts in California to know there is ZERO gerrymandering out there!

Every Lie is a Promise. Every Accusation is a Confession.

Glad he's outraged at just the thought of doing it...now do it and don't look back!

JD is a tedious, odious, bottom-smooching, pick-me.

Pointing the finger at everyone to distract from THE FILES……

Yes, why?

This is the conclusion of where conservatism has been heading for decades. What we do is right and noble and what you do is wrong and satanic, even if what we are collectively doing is the same.

Governor Newsom is quite correct in calling out these twisted, sick fascists.

Go back to something you're good at JD, like fucking your couch. And the couch may dispute how good you are. #Asshole

His eyes are too close together.

Unfortunately, idiots don't speak or understand Newsome. They only speak and understand "Dumb Dumb" Vance. So weak. So sad.

It is always about deflection with Republicans, if they blame the Democrats then it's something they them are doing

The only thing JD is serious about is kissing Trump's ass.

This is what they do! I'm rubber, you're glue. What bounces off me sticks to you!

MAGA is not pro life, MAGA is pro pedophilia. MAGA wants you to have babies so MAGA can abuse them.

Poke the bear at your own risk.

Hey California! You need to show J D what outrageous gerrymandering looks like!

Vance makes a piece of bubblegum look intelligent.

So how many populous Blue could squeeze out a few more Democratic districts? Washington? New York? If the red states are almost fully gerrymandered, it’s time for the blue states to catch up. OR, the West Coast could just join Canada. They can easily prove their economic worth!

JD who?

The GOP Believes "If we are doing it. then they are doing it" and the GOP is well known for Gerrymandering Old Politics.

I think it’s long overdue for #USA to have an independent, non-Partisan electoral district panel to be in charge of drawing county and state voting districts, independent from government influence. Oh, while we’re at it, limit Presidential pardons & no pardons where conflict of interests are clear.

Or better yet a voting system where every vote is equally important. First past the post would be mediocre at best even without any gerrymandering

or, don't have districts. take all the states votes and do a ranking. the one with most votes, gets to be senator, and 2nd too and on down. ditto on house. you could even write up the ballots to have separate votes for senator, and house and again, do ranking.

Obviously, JD was talking about Texas.

He’s in office because Ohio’s gerrymandering is outrageous. Declared unconstitutional 7 times.

maybe Vance needs to visit Texas

Every blue state should do it now. Make it impossible for them to win. The corrupted republican supreme court allowed it to help the republicans. Use it against them. Blatantly and explain why every time. Newsome is correct.

JD and Trump make dumb people look good

Asking the guy who fucked a couch if he's serious is like asking a guy who fucked a couch if he's serious

Wow, Newsom really knew how to COUCH his response to Shady Vance, and didn't even try to CUSHION the blow. I'm sure that any response The Non-Slim Shady has will be pretty stupid, as he's such a LA-Z-BOY when it comes time to CHAIR a rebuttal.

Let's show him how it's done, they think they're so great at gerrymandering, but they forget that California could get another eight votes if they play it right

JD is always serious when it comes to seats.

I see what you did there!

I can’t see Vance EVER becoming President. I don’t think Republicans or Democrats LIKE or RESPECT the guy. He’s too WHINY. He’s too condescending. He thinks he’s better than everyone else (he isn’t). Frankly, he’s ANNOYING!

Let’s get started on the redistricting!! I am all in. Let’s be competitive about it and make it epic. They count on us having the ethics they reject- I say fuck em. TX, GA, NC- HERE WE COME!!I hope other blue states follow suit. We can return to fair play and respect after the fascists are run out.

I still say there is no evidence that Dumb-Dumb doesn’t fuck random furniture.

gofund.me/556d5689

So Vance wants proportional representation?

Hypocrites, through and through.

He just doesn't want california to fight back. I want us to fight back smarter not with their Neanderthal tactics.

“No no the left is supposed to FOLLOW the rules!!!”

The guy don't live here no more we don't want them back

It’s only outrageous in blue states. Advocates for in red/purple states.

HYPOCRICY THY NAME IS J.D.!!!