His face makes my eye twitch.

I guarantee Ted was all about #epsteinisland

💪🤬

Ted should stick with the textbook strategies that make Texas, ”Texas”.

Who I would like to get rid of is Comrade Cruz.

Comrade? 🙄 Racist A-hole. I still cannot believe that Trump called Ted’s wife ugly TWICE and claimed his dad plotted to kill JFK and this man STILL kisses Trumps ass.

You make me feel seen, George.

Shut up, Ted.

Some of us didn't actually have to meet him in person to hate him...

Just reading his name stirs hate.

Hi

Well played.

This has aged like the finest wine. www.youtube.com/shorts/vtQdA...

Mamdani is 💯 NOT a communist. He isn’t even a Socialist. He just wants to help those in need by any means possible. He doesn’t want a government to own everything and distribute. However, the grocery store idea is important when a capitalist company does not see a profit and therefore won’t provide.

The grocery store idea isn't even new, or even "radical left." We have government-owned grocery stores in Nebraska, in small villages where no one will build one. A "food desert" here is defined as "nearest store fifty miles away." There is a village-owned store about twenty miles from me.

He’s so far up Trumps ass he’s spewing the man’s shit.

WORTHLESS MORONIC IMBECILIC UNEDUCATED UNINFORMED OBNOXIOUS OPINIONATED CLOWNLIKE IDIOT. THOSE ARE HIS GOOD QUALITIES. HESITATING TO STRIKE HIM BY LIGHTNING OR DIE IN A BAD CAR ACCIDENT PROVES GOD HAS BAD JUDGEMENT SKILLS.

When will someone lob Temu Wolverine back over the Canadian border? You know, back to where he was born. 🇨🇦

Ironic chyron.

Deport him

And the Devil smiles.

So glad that he is a Canadian export. Never ever want him back.

Can confirm my man

Pretty tough talk coming from a refugee from Canada. Did you know his father is Cuban and his mother gave up her American citizenship while in Canada - BEFORE he was born? IJS

Pedophile apologists have absolutely ZERO moral high ground to defend. ZERO.

I just with every bus that left the depot had his name on it😉

Cancun Cruz never fails to be repulsive.

It's amazing how much he cares about New York City when he can't be bothered about children drowning in Texas.

Oh my god, fuck that guy.

Sure would be nice if instead of his opening his mouth, he did his job. Gun control is our best defense. But he gets tons of money from the gun industry. And Cruz, may be time for you to have a town hall and tell your constituents that you plan to take away their healthcare.

We’re all fine with Cruz shoving his Princeton & Harvard Law degree down his own throat. If you don’t think Rafael Edward Cruz played the minority card applying to Princeton, you didn’t graduate 8th grade.

He has NO credibility.

And yet, the rubes re-elect him!

Politicizing another tragedy? This is the same motherfucker that always responds to mass shootings by saying now is not the time to look at gun control legislation, when that is the exact fucking time to do so. Why does Raffy hate kids?

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When was his last court-ordered "evaluation"? He is not right in the head. May need a wellness visit.

Mamdani terrifies these people, Lol!

It’s actually entertaining. I just hope he wins to continue it.

Right?!? 💯💯💯

Shut the eff up Rafael! Useless prick. Go to cancun while we drown here a hole!

Cruz blasting Mamdani means more votes for Mamdani.

Texas flood victims say FEMA has done nothing. Cancun Cruz has no statement on that?

If Rafi Cruz had a statement, he would lay the blame at the feet of one or more Dems...

🤦🏽‍♀️

Sure, Dems are politicizing it - as Mamdani is blamed for it when he's only a nominee and there hasn't even been an election for his role yet. But sure...

They sure do seem afraid of one candidate for mayor. I wonder why...

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This dude is the most pathetic masochistic douche canoe I've ever seen.

Source: CNN 02/26/2016 amp-cnn-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.cnn....

George, please. You must read. NSA‑approved audit of the 2024 election was buried—an audit that confirms what 41% of Democratic voters already suspected: Vice Pres Kamala Harris and Gov Tim Walz won the 2024 election. It wasn’t even close. Adam Zarnowski is prepared to testify to this in court.

There is NYPD in my family. Mamdani well not abolish anything like that. Ted Cruz can go fuck himself.

*will not.

He should stay in his own lane and go on another vacation during

He realizes if the NYPD is abolished, there will be no cops to shoot, right?

New York City murders per 100K residents: 4.8 Texas murders per 100K residents: 6.2 Cancun Ted isn't good at math either.

Do these tools do any work, or do they just push crap out on Fox? (I think I know the answer to this, but just checking.)

America and all global folks ‘sighs into their coffee’- why do folks vote for this guy over and over again- like Lindsay and the whole GOP nuts

John Oliver, take it away! www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-wc...

Poet Laureate Oliver.

Damned exquisite that Ted Cruz whines and politicizes the shooting AS the Fox chyron bitches about Dems politicizing the shooting. Fucking ratfuckers.

Same level of tonedeafness as when those two tools were shitting all over the EPA climate change combatting initiatives, as the weather chyron was showing a heat index of over 120 degrees in Missouri.

Ted is a POS, who isn't even supposed to be in the American government as he was born in Canada. He has been find ways to avoid owning up to that for years. Need s to be put back on the front burner.

This man does absolutely nothing for the state of Texas. He’s a pinworm.

Maybe he should worry about Texas and let NYC do what NYC wants to do.

How do people THIS STUPID, get elected. Cruz will say ANYTHING AIPAC pays him to, while they dog walk him. I used to think that Senators had some common sense, or were SOMEHOW QUALIFIED for their jobs. They ARE NOT. And I know blind people that see ALOT more clearly than they do.

have you considered how stupid the voters in their constituencies are?

He’s such an asshole.

... and hundreds of thousands rush to puke every time they see Dollar Store Wolverine on their screens.

Ted The Goat Pudenda Sucker Cruz is looking more like Fidel Castro with every interview, every uttering ,every blurb of misinformation he's tasked with performing, as if it were truth. Could this be Daddy? A photoshopped Ridgeway cap on his head may be illuminating....

Rafael regurgitates ridiculous Republican rubbish relentlessly!!

😹😹😹

Fuck you Ted

Ted Cruz is a freakin moron.

Doesn't Ted/Rafael have a vacation to go on? Seems as if every problem in Texas is solved.

Such a fucking liar. This from the man with his entire head up Trump’s ass. Think of the obscene things the GOP has done to enable a monster. The unqualified, irresponsible people they have confirmed. The horrendous bill. And THIS crap, these lies about Dems is all Ted’s got.

Why doesn’t he just stay in Cancun?

Texas Ted is commenting on this why? Are New Yorkers supposed to care what he says?

Performing for that fat orang blob seeking favor or a fish like trained seals the whole of the GQP Congress all are performing for twump bc twump hates the brown muslim guy who isn't a tainted piece of shit a player & a liar like CuoNo

Chirpin" about a candidate in New York ... because serving his state and constituents is always atop of mind. 👇 bsky.app/profile/rbre...

Absolutely infuriating.

I suspect the civics teacher throws up in their mouth...

Rafael? Oh he identifies himself as a Ted

Rafael Cruz is his birth name, born in Canada, Son of an exciled Cuban dad and now a Canadian woman who denounced her US citizenship.

Can't he be sued for libel and/or slander?

If we had a real FCC the station would have been shut down years ago. #itisalllies

That's true indeed.

Nothing he says attacks Mamdani as a person nor denies him a job. He attacks his political positions and so he’s safe from libel. That said, with the courts the way they are right now, I doubt he’d have to pay anything anyway. 🫩

Oh you mean Rafael Cruz, the immigrant?

cruz is a lizard

Hey now…lizards serve an actual purpose on this planet 😎

www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com

WHAT???! NO IM NOT A LIZARD! IM A HUMAN LIKE ALL OTHER EARTH HUMANS! IM NOT A LIZARD AND IM CERTAINLY NOT AN ALIEN! YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF Ḱ̵̤̞̼̈̐͋́͂͆͒l̵̡̳̗͉͔̙̦͑̋͌͐͘a̴̧̛͍̜̣̣͂r̶̲̭̦̻̩̺͛̆͘͝ñ̵͓̩̤̪͔͖̆̾̊b̴̹͌̀̽̋̔̃͘á̷̟̩̦͕̚r̶̢̟͔̜̦̟̻͐̆́͝ś̷̗̯͇͎͚̥͂ͅs̵̩̓̕͜ͅͅs̴̝͉̙̺̃̂̓̅͌̈́̑͌͜

One of the worst.

My favorite Ted Cruz moment. It’s the only time this chucklefuck has shown an ounce of honesty during his political career.

‘Dems waste not time politicizing a tragedy’ They cannot be serious… they literally started hour one with the Texas flooding tragedy, similarly with the flamethrower guy in Colorado.. just stupid

Worry about Texas, Ted

Can someone tell me what this NYPD reference is about? Did I miss something Oris this another Rep fake story?

Cancun Cruz would have to improve to merely be a piece of shit.

He supports Trump, therefore he's a pedophile and his opinion doesn't matter.

Eddie Munster didn't age very well.

Rafael Cruz… disgusting. 🤢

A Special Ed teacher's worst nightmare.

I do not like that man Ted Cruz…

Yeah he is a complete piece of 💩. 🧡 #ORANGEDOOSH™ #LunaticFringe

Every time Ted logs on, Candy Cancun gets a $1.50 tip from each of his browser tabs.

Oh boy! Now I see where the right are getting their information

I wish democrats would try even half of what republicans claim.

The biased partisan lying crap that passes for "news" in the USA never fails to amaze me. Do the management at Faux "News" really expect their viewers to believe the outrageous lies they publish? Spin is to be expected, and some bias but what Fox broadcast is just LIES.

Kind and caring Cruz showing his best side again 👿

Fox News should have been shut down decades ago.

As a Canuck I once thought our worst export was Justin Bieber. Nah, it's defo Cruz. Fuck that clown.

If there are any civics teachers left in this country they're not going to be able to afford coffee real soon.

As long as it’s only Republicans who get murdered…

🤦‍♂️

Dems need to respond immediately in unison to every bs comment that is made. No political leadership… Schumer reads scripts, has his head down, and lacks passion and yes… we need youth in leadership! Ken Martin should be flooding social media in a coordinated way. He is absent to the common people!

Dems need FIERY pols. The age of being genteel has long ago died. We need aggressive, fresh thinkers. The Old Lot need to step aside to a mentoring role. I am, of course, assuming T O L have anything sensible to say / do any more!

That’s it!

It's weird that politicians can use their platforms to spread what they know are lies and there's zero legal consequences.

How does he keep getting re-elected?

Texans

💯

New Yorkers will choose their mayor, not Cowboy Cruz.

Ted's afraid Mamdani will wake the public up and start asking Ted hard questions.

And republicans are perfectly fine with having a convicted felon/rapist, running his criminal enterprise out of the highest office of the land.

Rafael please do go sit in a corner you are a liar with nothing constructive to say..stop trying to divide us..remember ONE nation under GOD..A good God fearing man such as yourself and of course a patriot would do nothing to overthrow our government right? Right?

The problem is, every time Cancun Cruz lies, none of the "journalists" in his vicinity immediately fact check his ass and follow up with more tough questions. Because, in a lot of cases, the billionaire/corporate owners won't let them...

False Ted

😂🤣😂

How many Texans froze or drowned while you left the state of Texas? How many people are killed by your love of guns, or your bribes for a vote?

Mamdani's policy is not to abolish or even cut funding to the NYPD. He wants to create a Department of Community Safety to relieve the NYPD of having to respond to mental health crises. The new agency would “...invest and expand in mental health outreach teams..." www.msn.com/en-us/politi...

Ted Cruz is such an embarrassment to Canada

cruz is rumored to be a very smart lawyer. he hides it extremely well. Never heard him say anything intelligent. p.s. Impossible to understand how/why the very bright, rational Amanda Carpenter worked for him in the far past.

Fuck Ted Cruz. Piss off back under a rock you pathetic imbecile.

Rafael Cruz, who goes by a preferred name of "Ted"...

Well, there you go. If Cancun Cruz says that Mandami shouldn't be Mayor of NY, then of course... he should be.

I assumed Civics teachers no longer existed?

can canada please take ted cruz back now? we really hate him

Ok pedo Ted. You are worried about the future mayor if NY? Why aren't you worried about the republican's pedo prick in the WH? YOU have daughters, would you let dt rape them? Or do you think it's okay of other ppl's daughters are raped & abused? Denounce dt or you must be a pedo yourself!

I let DJT call my wife ugly on TV. You know what I did? That's right, endorsed him for president.

One choice, one chance. AfterDeathTruth.net Be Ready!

Talk about politicizing a tragedy

Rupert Murdoch gets up every morning and gets busy being a facist enabler. #Dontbuythesun #Hillsborough @thesun.co.uk

So do mental health practitioners- another bat shit Magat

Why doesn't he stick to Texas. Honestly. What a tool.

The states with the highest murder rate are in the Bible Belt!

All the smart people do that too in their coffee

Oh come on🙄

This man is no more than a vile parasite. Gutless and soulless.

Hey Teddy. How’s you ex escort doing? You know Miss Trailer Trash & all her family drama & court cases with her ex & oldest son.

I have paid attention to crime rates since Ronald Reagan. And everytime we have a GOP admin, the middle class shrinks & crime rates go up. GOP are liars & im tired of their BS. They’re the ones causing crime to go up. Lax gun laws, including letting mentally ill buy guns.

I'm perfectly fine if someone could find a way to murder him. There's plenty others on his side that fit that same thing. Except Cruz is some kind of pointy undead vampire. He'd return somehow

And yet, they're happy to send innocent people to concentration camps to die horrible deaths, blood is on their hands, great amounts of it...

They just make up and say anything, and assume the Maga base will believe it. And they do.

The irony of this NRA shill lecturing us on gun violence 🙄

TBH, surprised it hasn't driven them to the harder stuff yet.

Who votes for Ted Rafael Edward the bacteria.?

The Electorate in his constituency probably share 2.048 brain cells among them and, very likely, 1.402 of those cells are on strike at any time.

...Respira profondamente e aggiunge un’altra goccia di arsenico, sussurrando caro Dio, Ted, dove ho sbagliato. 😖☕️☠️

They screeched that standard Dems were socialists. I was curious what they'd do for actual dem socs. Sigh.

Best laugh I’ve had all day! 😂❤️

Where does this guy live? He’s like someone from an alternative universe…

wtf does Ted Cruz even have to do with the Mayoral race in NY???

at least he is not a turd in human form, douchebag

What an asshole

Can confirm.

The Most Hated Man in the US Senate. With good reason.

In Texas Ted is fine with kids drowning and families freezing to death

It really puts a bummer on my vacations

Did sitting USA Senator from Texas Rafael Felito "Ted" Cruz just threaten to murder people in NYC if they elect Mandami? That's what it says to me 🤷‍♀️ Lock Cruz up 😈

Ted cruise is a douche

Nah, a douche at least serves a useful purpose.

Is he predicting the future? He has known issues recalling the past.

That chyron though…

meanwhile, Comrade Putin’s influence grows under the MAGAkkkult’s regime.

by “coffee” do you mean “non-specified brown liquor”!?

Just another ignorant Republican corrupting our America. "Heavy sigh!"

wtf?says the guy who ran off to Cancun while his constituents some even dying with big freeze & no comment supporting Constitution and speaking against blatant state gerrymandering- you need an intervention- sad if your wife & kids not embarrassed

*gym teachers, hair stylists, heterosexual women, clothing designers, sane residents of Texas, Democrats, all of Mexico, NBA players, college basketball players, grade school basketball players, anyone with an IQ over 50.......

*a civics teacher attempts to drown themselves in their coffee.*

The right only has fear as a means to keep their base.

Given the recent mass murders in Texas, Ted must be furious about the assholes running that state.

Mamdani actually went and met with the police officers’ family, meanwhile Senator Cancun is busy recording his podcast and talking out of his a$$

I thought you were going to say: "spits in their coffee!" 😜

Now there is a man who is completely virtue-free.

Speaking as a former NYer, nobody gives a fuck what Ted Cruz thinks. These people are such performative losers.

Comrade???

😣😣😫😫😩😩

Maybe Teddy could worry about Texas instead of trying to earn points with a man whom called his wife ugly

WTF is he smoking?

Or throws up on their toast.

The Republicans seem pretty scared.

You are a poorly aging GOP FOOL.

... and mayhem, Ted. You forgot about the mayhem again. It's 'murder AND MAYHEM', Ted! We've been going through this over and over again, Ted!

True

Cancun Cruz looks so smarmy when he lies.

I kind of wouldn't mind seeing a douchebag smarm-off between Cancun Cruz, Speaker Mike Iworshiptrump'sjohnson, and NEC Director Kevin Hasneverhadit.

Made me laugh out loud.

Does he not know Comrade Krasnov?

Someone ought to shove a camera in his face and start asking how many people died in his state due to the floods this summer, or due to power outages in the last year.

It’s never “too soon” after a tragedy for Craven Cruz and his fellow cult members to be racist and hateful. Only Democrats have to wait a certain amount of time, I guess.

Ted Cruz just needs to go back to reading Green Eggs & Ham endlessly out loud to himself in a room all alone so no one else has to listen to him endlessly drone on. Dr. Suess seems just about right for his comprehension level.

Over his head I'm afraid.

😂😂😂

It’s like he just hears the name Mamdani and assumes he must be someone akin to a villain from a Chuck Norris movie.

Sounds about right!

Sighs, pukes, poe-tay-toe, poe-tah-toe...

Rafael Cruz should go to Cancun.....

Don't worry, he'll do that as soon as the Grid breaks down and the A/C stops working.

Yes, but it would be nice sooner... Just sayin'

Go home to Cuba or Canada

I don't even want to know what comes out of my former history teacher's mouth every time he sees this nonsense......but oh I know it is really complex swearing.

After tRump completely humiliated and immaculated him in front of the entire world, he's learned that he can say absolutely anything, tell any lie and the right wing extremists in Texas who keep him in power will simply nod and write checks.

Ted Cruz is further proof that you really can waste an Ivy League education.

I used to claim that everyone looks better with a beard. Then he grew one 🤢🤮

Well, TC is in dire need of a personality and character donation bc he clearly needs a replacement.

Ted Cruz , a man child handed everything a person could ever want continues to hate those without a silver spoon. What a loser.

Al Franken tried to charitably like him but Cruz is too much of a professional masochist.

“I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.” ― Al Franken, Al Franken, Giant of the Senate

You'd think that he would have an open mind concerning immigrants..... He must believe that he's Entitled......he's not.

Ted. STFU

Wouldn't it be fun if we lived in a world where soulless assholes couldn't just lie to the public without any consequences?

Fucking idiot.

How many years ago was the last mass murder in NYC compared to Texas?

As do I Ted, as do I.

ted you don’t even live in NYC why don’t you mind your own fucking business?

Cries into their ☕️.

🤣🤣🤣

Criminals of New York: I'm begging you to hold off criming to prove this POS wrong! Kill the racist commentary.

Every time Ted logs on, a civics teacher switches to scotch. Here. I fixed that for you.

Ted Cruz should consider the clusterfuck of the state he represents.

Ted Cruz - A strong argument for contraception!

Every time someone says something bad about the young man, I like him even more

Sounds like defamation to me.

It isn't. Opinions, even abhorrent ones, are protected speech in the US.

Calling someone a murderer is not an opinion.

It is definitely an opinion. It's why you could legally call OJ Simpson a murderer despite him being acquitted. It's why you can call Casey Anthony a murderer, despite her being acquitted. It's why people can call someone a murderer for wearing fur. It is quintessentially an opinion.

In this case though, no one is calling anyone a murderer. He is prognosticating about his hyperbolic belief that crime will rise in the future. Prognosticating about the future is always an opinion.

Much a do about nothing. 🫤

Turd cruiz

Rafael Edward Cruz is back.

No clue how this loser holds office for this long.

Being in drag as a white supremacist has helped him in Texas.