JD is looking for a hoax from which he can garner some support.

Lisan al-Gaib? Hey, that's my sandbox!

Mais oui! JD IS WEIRD ... Mais, qui ... has no one ever found out who/whom murdered Seth Rich? A solution perhaps, if he was the STRAIGHT prodigy of a Trump or Clinton,... they would have found out by now, maybe? ... bsky.app/profile/kklo...

They will believe anything

Wielding their WMDs (Weapons of Mass Diversion)

With our luck... More GOP and MAGA supporters.

I think Quark would gladly take financial gains regardless of political affiliation. He’d take any being to the proverbial cleaners, while telling them he was taking them to the proverbial cleaners. Much more ethical than the current US regime.

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Took me a minute, lol.

If there are Aliens out there watching us, can I come live with you instead please? I don't want to be on this planet anymore.

when all other distractions can't stop the epstain on trump, then by all means bring in ALIENS!

Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people. Shai Hulud

He's such garbage...

is that why Sean Duffy wants nukes on the moon???!!!

Wait! Are aliens real or not though?!

Unfu*ked F*ckable Objects such as a couch in a furniture store?

All I have to ask is, what about the Epstein files?

Called it 😅🤣😅 bsky.app/profile/000i...

He's desperate. I'm loving that he's panicking now, even if he does ultimately get away with it.. Small wins innit.

Little orange men?

If there were aliens and the USA had SOLID proof, those documents and the proof was already released by Trump to distract us from the EPSTEIN files. Ergo: The rest of the galaxy is devoid of any life... Or the Aliens stay out of the asylum ...

He scares me more than Trump

Do the aliens have the Epstein files?

Aliens exist, you'd be mad to think otherwise....have any of them come here? hell no, why would they

Another distraction from the epstein files eh? It'll be a frisbee on a string painted silver... 🤣

Ah, the Ed Wood special.

Oh fuck off. (To Vance, not you, Mr. Takei)

it is the prophecy.

WTF???

JD was "tasked" to find aliens. Tin Foil is on sale at Target...

I think i really should watch Dune to get this Lisan al Gaib stuff...

They did that already back during the pandemic and nobody gave a shit.

Are they eating cats and dogs yet?

I just told my husband yesterday that maybe trump would release the Roswell and Area 51 stuff as a diversion from…..EPSTEIN!

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Mr Takei for the Dune reference!

Right now the media is obsessing about the firing of the statistician and jobs report—they forgot about Epstein. Mission accomplished for now

Fuck aliens, bro. Whatever happened with releasing those Epstein files president dipshit keeps promising? Shit like this is proof Donald Trump thinks you’re stupid. Stop proving the asshole right.

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Time for Trump to go visit : Fort Knox and check if the GOLD reserves are still there and AREA51 to ensure the Aliens are for REAL! MAGA 🤡

Pulling out every distraction possible. Even moving nuclear subs to catch the attention of Russia

Those aliens , better take back Trump to there home planet ... 😱

Of course he's culpable. We know it. He knows it. Everyone knows it. No one is going to out him.

Yes. Each public release of information (JFK, MLK, UFOs), each public screaming match, each time he makes out he is demented, each threat of tariffs, invasion or retribution, his 10 second to midnight nuclear game of chicken with Putin ... is just another cheap trick ... Americans are so fucken dumb

More smoke and mirrors we want the Epstein files!

"drop" as in forget or "drop" as in share?

Still laser-focused on creating distractions. Will there be a presser with the head of Space Force?