In Utah 13 is now the age of consent so dog killer Noem might want to recruit for ice there.

...or the Nazi army before their defeat.

Heard Dean Cain - former Superman actor - has applied. Shame!

As a 56-year-old former police officer, I am having to fight so hard not to apply. Then be comically, catastrophically bad at my job. Totally gum up the works in my little corner of the world.

The good news they wouldn't even know the difference. You might even get several promotions.

This might not go well. Good chance they’d demand you repay your signing bonus and then just toss you in the cage with the immigrants. Probably best to stay far away from those loons for your own safety. Due process doesn’t apply with them.

Go ahead and give it a shot then. Let us know how it went.

Brother... I considered this for maybe 30 seconds... Insider access, as you said "gum up the works"... I don't see that ending well in any scenario. I say this because I absolutely guarantee you and I are not the only ones with this (passing) thought

I'd love to see a bunch of White men sign up and then accidently lose the migrants they round up. Ooops! I had 3 back there. What happened to them?

I was just wondering if people were going to join to purposely gum up the works and release internal info about the organization.

I want to collect that sweet $50,000 signing bonus. And then keep reapplying. After all, it's MY tax money paying for it.

Comically to the point it’s obvious. Leaves door unlocked and stops at gas station to use restroom. “Alright, I’m going in here to use the restroom. I’m leaving the doors unlocked. I’ll be in here for 5 minutes.”

Oops! I drove them to Canada.

Gross

Looks like she slammed her face into a door again

Desperation? No decent person wants to sign up. I wonder how bad recruitment is?

Translation: We're desperate.

She is a piece of shit.

A 12 year old army or a bunch of old people. I guess in their target demographic they can’t find enough horrible evil people except Dean Cain!!

Yeah republican's won't let an age limit stop them from getting what they want.

That fits, as the US becomes more and more like the Russian authoritarian regime.

It's the Gestapo in the New America's Age of Renazissance...

Sounds like the CAVEMAN army

So a toddler can apply?

Ok, so the elderly can now chase people on their scooters? Is Kosplay Kristi getting desperate?

“ENDING the age cap” is a common theme for this administration.

Sounds like an American version of the Volkssturm.

We just need hateful racists that will do Nomes bidding.

33% of the voters

What sort of ridculous bull shit is this?

So a 10yr old can apply?

or a 59 year-old fat ass who will be sucking wind just climbing in the Penske rental.

Wow morale must be plunging, ICE was never known for it's quality recruits to begin with...

Where else do you think Krasnov and his cronies got the idea?

According to Amnesty International, our police is training with a human-rights violator, Israel. Why not learn how to recruit from the Ukrainian goons?

And the WH is looking more & more like Russia ....

DJT has a person whose job is to print stuff out for him, so I imagine he also has someone who goes around the WH gluing fake gold crap everywhere.

Would her name be "Pussy Galore" ??????????? 😀

In the next Administration, all alterations and renovations to the White House should have to go through an historical review.

But, only after all that gawdy gold leaf crap has been removed.

JHX, what is wrong with that lunatic that he thinks this looks good??

Beats the shit out of me ....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But, it really is some gawdy decor ....that's for damn sure!

Too bad humans can't die from bad taste

He took the wrong message from Goldfinger.

TBF, he kinda takes the wrong message from everything: the fable about King Midas, the fate of William McKinley, YMCA, tariffs. . .

The stink has entered the room.

So qualified is now just breathing.

racists of all ages welcome

Advance on the Home Depot, members of the 33rd walker and mobility scooter cavalry! Advance!

Qualifications include getting joy from ripping moms away from their children!

And shoving pregnant women into detention where they miscarry.

I have never seen desperation take physical form before. Huh.

Buy, is she a dumb asshole!

Whistleblowers, please stand up! We need some truly brave American to expose the goons that delight in terrorizing all of us.

totally

Sounds like the confederacy. They did this a couple of times as well.

“Qualified”

The ICE-holes are bounty hunters, proud boys, oath keepers, facist militias, kkk, nazi hate groups, Jan 6th insurrectionists They are being paid $1000 per arrest An ICE supervisory role = $132-$185k yearly Concentration camp mgrs = $306k yearly $50k hiring bonuses This disgace has to end NOW!

306k for an concentration camp manager. Forty years ago that was rich man money. And that required actual intelligence. Damn.

In the 1980s there were 13 US billionaires, today there are 900+ US billionaires. The middle class has been wiped out by the ruling class Oligarchy who bought and own OUR government. Democracy is bleeding out as we hand them whatever they can steal from the US Treasury. This disgrace has to end NOW!

Republicans voted for this

So that’s what a soul is worth. 350 K and just for a year

Unfortunately, most sold their souls for much less $$ - Also, there is a $50k hiring bonus for all. They have already hired 8,000 of their 10,000 goal.

When we were kids, there were ads in the comic books “Can you draw this dog?”. For ICE Barbie, she will put in ads “Can you draw on this dog?”

Also, the German army late in WWII, conscripting pre-teen boys & men in their 60s & 70s to keep fighting the allies.

Well well well, the US recruiting child soldiers again? At least it’s happening here and not in Central America this time.

How many news cycles before ICE starts a draft.

She will die very badly and the kill will be rejoiced.

Maybe you could buy some North Koreans.

Sounds like the US Army under Bush II

Aug 7th 1966 - "Llewelyn Moss" started his first tour in Vietnam... 📽️ 📅 No Country for Old Men (2007)...

A murderous heart is the only qualification necessary.

Apparently we don’t have enough assholes for ICE to spend that massive congressional outlay.

Conscription next?

Think I will apply!!

The Green Men from Don Bas

Frightening. More ICE? The end goal is beyond what my mind can comprehend. I also would like to know where ICE is being "trained" at.

ICE is now hiring Jan 6 veterans of all ages.

If they're dressing for the job they want, shouldn't they be dressed in SS uniforms?

Is that what Corey Lewandowski said when he agreed to let you in his hotel room?

"Qualified" lol

The Regime..ICE...is hiring

I was thinking the same thing. You expand the age requirements if you’re desperate. They’re certainly not getting the crème of the crop, to put it mildly.

Qualified Candidate means....high school bully with the IQ of a brick?

Can we call them American ISIS. And by the way, those South Park guys shredded her and Vance!

Wasn't that true for Hitler youth??

ICE willing to arm teens like Kyle Rittenhouse

Exactly like the Russian army they did that the first year of the war

This is good news actually because it speaks volumes on the (lack of) success of their recruitment campaign.

An armed, gaiter-wearing hate group gestapo full of angry old rapey racists and angry racist rapey teenage boys? Great. 🫠😡

Oh, great... it was bad enough when 13 year old kids shot one in CoD and Fortnight while screaming racial slurs. Now, one gets to experience it in real life? Yay...

It may as well be.

I wonder what qualifications their might be?

Do they have to know which end of the rifle goes up by their shoulder? Do they need to know how to read and/or write? The big question posed to them "How do you feel about anyone who isn't white?"

Perhaps they should consider bringing in extra help, similar to what Russia did, but from Mexico.

I am tempted to apply just so they have to waste their time reviewing my application.

They did this just for that washed up Cain

Qualified or willing to follow illegal orders?

Sounds like they’re having problems hiring

🤮

It also sounds like they are having recruitment challenges.

They’re unhappy a civil war hasn’t broken out, so this is the next strategy to stoke one

Since they lowered the IQ requirement of serving in tRumps cabinet this is just par for the stupid course.

South Park covered this today.

Did they really? I have to look at the episode now.

Lots of satisfying Noem bashing ensues.

Ohe gawds!! I have to watch it now, say no more good friend. 🤍

In the episode, a middle age counselor at South Park loses his job and joins ICE.

Kristi Noem’s transformation into Jocelyn Wildenstein is nearly complete.

More like the GESTAPO

THIS will end America. Swarms of untrained, undisciplined, unaccountable former-civilians with tasers, faux police/military garb, guns, masks, handcuffs, batons, & dogs marauding & HUNTING. America is LOST.

"Now no matter how old you are, you can live out your dream of using a taser on someone who can't fight back! Young or old, come on down to Krazy Kristy's Klown show and join up today!"

We want your children you ok with that

Officer Cuddles reporting for duty (just a photo from the internet)

Let’s go!!!!

And the Hitler youth movement. Soon they will be recruiting at high schools and having a “junior ICE“ corps. As we all know, ICE (and the detention centers) is being built as an autocratic enforcement tool of this regime. They start with immigrants…

"Don't be stupid, be a smartie. Come and join the Nazi party"--Mel Brooks The Producers.

Perfect. Now every Kyle Rittenhouse with an AR-15 and unchecked anger and racism issues will come crawling out from under every rock.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJWv...

And by qualified I’m sure they mean with the right level of racism and heinous morality

What a waste to a country that had a soul and heart ,, now a garbage pit

Oh gosh, did they run out of middle aged people with no morals already????

Let’s give some Nazi teens a little PTSD

I'm actually surprised they are having trouble hiring. I figured they'd be at LEAST 10k total of all the white supremacists militias from the deep south who'd apply, or Proud Boys, etc.

So neighbor against neighbor. I knew it’d come to this.

I will view this in the positive light of them having recruiting problems.

Wait until they pay parents to give up their kids.. there started my own conspiracy. 🤓. I mean bribes are normal now.

I'm also encouraged that the army of old men and dumbf***s they're building will prove easier to resist and defeat

Just a breathing body we don't care we're desperate.only requirement.be full of hate for anyone.everyone.not like you oh hell just anyone you don't like we're not picky don't like your neighbor wait til they go to home depot zap they're gone forever xwife old teacher u choose sign up now paid later

So they can now recruit 18 yo’s to abuse, intimidate, and arrest virtually anyone they want.

Maybe Kyle Rittenhouse can get a job

Think they’d take this guy?

My eyes will never be the same. Ugh

I hate to say it George, but America is a joke now.

ja, ja, wir akzeptieren sogar Kinder! Heil!

I mean, that's what Dumpy Tumpy wants, right? To be like all the people he admires so they can pat him on the back and tell him he's a big man now.

Kristi Noem saying “qualified candidates” doesn’t instill a lot of hope for good people joining ICE.

Sounds illegal. Sounds unethical.

Surprised it's so hard to get guys to come cosplay & beat up on poor people for the fun of it. Poor little puppy killer.

…or the Nazi army as the allies closed in.

Looks like young people don't want to apply to join the new fascist army under a dictator. Plenty of dumb old MAGA's available

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Same as Earth too! No Ice Age Caps!!!

This tells me they're struggling to find people to hire. Good.

See what happens when you can't be bothered to vote? Full on fascism alive and flourishing in America.

Sounds like the Wehrmacht in 1945. Hoping they last as long.

Next step, prisons. Join ICE and get automatic presidential pardon. Murderers get officer rank upon joining.

They will start recruiting at nursing homes

"C'mon kids!"

With cuts to Social Security, Medicare, and no Medicaid, what else are the elderly supposed to do? Thanks, Trump, for this job opportunity for our senior citizens.

I cannot believe that I am writing this. But the harks back to Germany in the 1920's. There you had young men and women inducted into the Hitler Youth, they turned on their friends and family.

Desperate much?

So is it basically the ku klux klan but paid for by the state with bonuses and student debt waivers?

Sounds like the German Army in March 1945.

Or Russia today.

Our relative was drafted by the German army at age 14. He told me (in German): I do not shoot my gun, I only run from Russians.

Students from Napolas.

The fact that they're removing age restrictions means they're not getting enough applicants. I'd say that's a good thing.

How very 'accidentally inclusive' of them.

What do you suppose are the chances applicants are being screened for links to far right groups?

Apparently with no training as well… 🙄🙄

Is out of their playbook.

Just wait until the shuttle busses from the retirement homes start rolling in. Those folks are needing healthcare these days. This may be the only way to get it… The future is ICE chasing brown people on mobility scooters…

Call in the Gravy Seals!

We've all seen what they consider to be qualified. They want to hand lethal weapons & facemasks to guys who would hurt themselves w/plastic sporks.

They will start releasing prisoners if they join ICE. Wait and see.

Pawpaw and Gammy can work for ICE? Do they have health insurance? Pawpaw and Gammy lost their Medicare.

Did they change the age limit so an a**hole like Dean Cain could sign up with ICE?

A lot of old men in the US with strong racist tendencies, though, I do wonder about the efficacy of sending people from their nursing homes out on raids...

Running out of fascists?

Noem is sickening and an abomination to all people who live here according to THE CONSTITUTION.

Reeks of desperation. Bet they wished they could hire hardworking immigrants to fill these jobs that no one else wants. But that would require Noem to see them as human and vital contributors to the economy and community. And her brain might explode at the thought.

"We'll take anyone" desperation isn't a good look.

She needed a larger dating pool

Maybe bring some peeps in from North Korea.

Yeah this means they're finding it hard to recruit people to the gestapo

And just like the Russian army, they're conscripting federal employees from other agencies. Like FEMA, just as hurricane season is training up... www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

"The Department of Homeland Security has moved to forcibly reassign a subset of Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) employees to Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE), threatening them with termination if they do not agree. " FORCIBLY FUCKING REASSIGN FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

They're about as effective as them as well

You do realize where this is going, don't you? Right now, ICE faces a bunch of unarmed protestors when they kinnaped someone. One day soon, they may face a wall of armed men with AR15. This'll be the beginning of the end: the second civil war & all Trump & company will have to blame is themselves.

Yup. All it's going to take is a conservative with a moral compass and a gun and this shit is gonna go BOOM.

Hitler’s youth

Well all those seniors who may have had their Medicaid reduced get in line to sign up

Yup

so they ran out of young healthy fashists, they have to hire seniors now

They're actually are building an army is what they're doing. Full of "patriots" who have been convinced they have to "save the country" and make it great again. Also somehow convinced they're doing so by serving one of the greatest threat this country has ever faced.

The ICC/OTP Hague Prison Is Going To Be Full Of Former ICE Agents For Committing CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY... Just Like Hitler's Cult That Ended Up With The Death Penalty Or Life In Prison For War Crimes Including Genocide.

Here's hoping!

The training is 2 to 27 weeks. For the grunt jobs that would be the equivalent of ‘jew hunters’ in the olden tlmes it’s 2 weeks. 2 week course. 50k signing bonus. After that, just sabotage. Warn people of where the raids will be.

I'm sure they will lower the minimum age too. "Gotta get em started young".

It sounds like they're getting desperate for ICE Agents.

BTW: Never show her face again. It's akin to Medusa.

Or South Park

Well I guess that's one way to drain the maga gene pool. Kids are not going to fare well against adult immigrants

You’ve already got the outfit it sounds like the perfect second job Noem.

Next comes the ICE Youth.

How long before they offer positions in ICE as a get out of jail deal to white Trump supporting inmates?

Was there a plethora of old guys complaining they couldn't get into ice

Seeking ICE Agents - - age requirements have been suspended - - minimum requirements: be hateful have a low I.Q. no high school required insecurity and control issues a plus animal torture or murder a plus

Pedos always changing age limits.

Should we all sign up? We could toss her in alligator Alcatraz. Oooops.

I like how you think.

People should apply, "accidentally" leak the employee listing and fuck up their computer network, slowing them down considerably while getting a target painted on their masked face, this isn't harassment, this is karma, fuck ice

Better yet, make a bot that sends bogus application so their network gets flooded, they say, oh we have thousands of applications, but no interviewees costing them major amounts of time and cash

Wow pay criminals more than qualified law enforcement. VOTE.

Desperate, depressed, confused, they're gonna lose, sooner or later--IF you and me stand up to them

By george you are so right!

"Excessive rewards are a sign of desperation. Excessive punishments are a sign of exhaustion." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War Vote

Vote in the midterms and vote in the general and continue to make their lives hell

This video strikes fear in their hearts bsky.app/profile/spic...

Wonderful...masked, armed men with walkers!

Yup. A military movement is desperate when it has to dip into senior adults and children. Means the number of their most-able soldiers has dwindled.

#FDT #FGOP youtu.be/kD4EE6qVIBI?...

The pic of pants-less orange dictator!

He MAGA voters - Your grandpa and grandma will be able to work for ICE to pay for their medical care and medicines -as the Republican lawmakers are taking all those thing ways form them.

God help us. 🙏🏼

Reminiscent of the fall of Berlin

This could create some amusing moments.

So like, a 5 year old? Coz I've known some 5 year olds who can kick ass in a very tantrum-y way. Like ICE or the dictator.

It is isn’t it😒