All new, made up, numbers.

That’s a chart showing how many kids he diddled per day with Jeff.

I'm looking forward to the inevitable replies 🤣

All new numbers! Numbers no one has ever seen before! Numbers like, "Flark", "Boffletwip", and "FifteenisactuallyalittletoooldforafilthypedophilelikemyselfandEpstein".

Make it so.

Sir, you have it upside down.

He forgot his sharpies

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See how the number of children my rich friends and I are able to abuse keeps going up.

Looks like a graph showing the amount of Pedos getting special treatment in MAGA-Ville!

All new numbers🤨

The problem is the we view it as ridiculous + presented for children. However, that's the point. His voter base, cheerleaders + MAGATs all think it's great as they can easily absorb. There is psych everywhere (even with them). They don't want nuance, the complexities irritate them.🧐

Show and Tell day.

Number of pedophiles entering the White House.

quick! someone edit the chart upside down!

Numbers which are the wet water of not being letters.

In his first presidency he had all the best words. This time it's brand new numbers. I wonder what his third term will bring...

Did he use a red sharpie this time? 😆

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(Just put a line on it. He won't know the difference.)

Degree of his insanity

Like the bible, he's holding it upside down.

Grandpa Simpson rambling again

He's holding it upside down

This is me!

This administration makes up the best numbers, bigliest fakest numbers you’ve ever seen.

That’s what happens when you take viagra. Without it, it’s Mr Floppy.

He’s got his sharpie out again , doesn’t he 🤪

So this guy is just presenting some numbers he... likes? And just because someone named him "President" everyone around is like "Oh yeah, realy great numbers, great ape in fency suit" although everyone knows he's talking bullshit? How did this happen?

Points for being thorough. :v

This one chart shows never before seen numbers for my ratings increasing

Is it his hourly blood glucose levels and meds chart..?

it's a KLAN nazi MOBSTER🖕!

Take the crayons away from the child rapist and advanced dementia patient.

🤔🤫

He used the hurricane sharpie again, didn't he? 😞

...and there's the Club World Cup Trophy he stole, appropriate backdrop.

Why don’t they just repost his post here on Bluesky so you can see the video, too? 🧐

More accurate news.

No lie detected...

breaking bad

The "Never Democrat" Fauxgressive Far-Leftists like those who support Bernie and AOC are responsible for this entire debacle.

And tomorrow I’ll show you what I can do with crayons

Oh, NEW numbers. Well, that explains everything.

Where is the sharpie?

I got my sharpie out a few minutes ago and made this up ... doesn't it look official?

🙄🙄🙄

The chances the Epstein files will eventually be released.

The graph caption: "Likelihood that Trump is a pedophile and his Administration must be sentenced the maximum extend of the law for the following crimes:..."

"Just print a chart pointing up for the damn fool and we'll be fine!" - WH staffer 😁

Felon47 has the teensy-weensiest dick energy. Imagine spending every waking in panic about how small one's penis is . . .

At least he didn't draw a dick on it. That's our job

That chart is the grocery price chart, dumbass...

Reminds me of...

Whose job is it to read these things to him? And do they have to do the funny voices to keep him engaged? That sounds exhausting.

Give The Felon credit for not using a Sharpie to draw it.

@senategop.govpeeps.us @housegop.bsky.social @leadermcconnell.bsky.social @marcorubio.bsky.social GOP can continue to enable Dear Leader….or uphold their oath of office Former Republican Veteran

I’ll be pulling my money out of the market. I don’t believe any of his numbers. It’s time to riot and destroy this orange turd or let the markets crash and start the suffering. Colonel Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg

Number of people who think trump is a dick chart " big numbers..no one has ever seen such numbers..."

Hmm 🤔 interesting point, George…

FFS sick of hearing his Grade 4 level of speaking. No, I take that back, Grade 4 children are far more eloquent.

?????????????????????????

Well of course you get all new numbers when you fire the person who gave you the real numbers and just make up the new numbers to suit yourself!!

Nobody would do anything like this, would they?

I know it's off subject but for the love of kittens and puppies would you look at that stupid chyron? Might as well say "Trump Talk Bigly Words"

What a dumb sob

That’s consumer goods prices 😜

It's the number of kids he and his friends have diddled since he took office.

It’s soooo tempting 😬😬😬😬

Trump fired the official who gave the true numbers. Trump only wants good news. Americans know the grocery store prices are rising as well as the gas prices. Tariffs will slow down the economy. Trump will call it "Fake news" until it isn't fake!😲

Unemployment numbers?

“As you see, the cost of groceries is going up up up..”

😂😂😂

Is he holding the sign upside down?

Amazing transformation … like a Sharpie in a hurricane.

The fool couldn't spell cat if you spotted him all three letters and handed him an actual feline

This looks like the percentage of global population outside of the USA that thinks America is broken beyond repair. Since Nov 2024.

Boy dun went an' Nickelback'd himself.

"Look at this Phony Graph- Every time I do it makes me laugh..."

Chart good. What's a chart? This one traces his altitude as he climbs to the roof.

Is that a photo of Giselle Maxwell on the table behind him?

He is such a fucking moron. To quote Lynda Hates Obeying.. his real name is Bonespurs McTreason...

‘New numbers’… as in completely fabricated?

Relating to number of things he's had spray painted gold perhaps, or Hobby Lobby's profit forecast?

The Oval Office looks like a Hoarders Lair now!

Smaug's cavern

It's a chart showing how many times he's raged on his drumpf social site about people talking about him being in the epstein files...

Pathetic Moron!

You are giving morons a bad name! 🤣

How stupid does Trump think people are—everyone knows he is a liar, a pedophile and a loser.

🤣🤣🤣

We have the best numbers. Like eleventeen and one brazilian. Nobody makes better numbers than me.

And you know they are the best numbers because they are brand new. None of those antique numbers.

But George, all new numbers!!

Definitely gonna be the start of some really fun memes.

BS

Number of toilet flushes before the Trump administration vs after. Dan the plumber, “We had to install a garbage disposal in all the East Wing toilets.”

Where's a sharpie when you need one? 😏

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Making shit up again!

Gonna need another sharpie.

I'm at the point where a once a day memo on the lies will be sufficient for information only, followed by this...

Chart of molestations by year.

When Mamma gives the toddler on the floor a pot and a wooden spoon when she's cooking dinner.

The percentage of Maga Americans who think he’s an idiot since the election?

"All new numbers." Where did I get them? I made them all up to make me look great, of course.

Chart showing progress of his mummification procedure. Pyramid planned to cover entire golf course!

Alternative numbers

I remember learning about imaginary numbers in a college math class and wondering when one would ever use them. Now I know…

'STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN!!!! STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN!!!! STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN!!!! STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN!!!!'

Lol...

Assignment understood and accepted

He's a living parody. You could play this on Saturday night live without editing.

This is sheer idiocy. Beyond ridiculous. Moronic.

Were these all new numbers, new to mathematicians, or is it just that Mr Trump had not come across them before?

You bet they are new numbers! Make-believe ones.

Rotate the picture upside down shows our economy and his poll numbers. Dude just said after tariffs today be better in a year WTF.Economic disaster the rich will survive.

It's upside down

Numbers he drew himself w a #sharpie?

“That I pulled out of my ass!”

He hides a lot in there, doesn't he? 😉

There's plenty of room.

Hides everything but intelligence in there

I chose to do this with it

He wouldn’t know which way to hold this chart up if he was on his own

It is amazing what you can do with a marker in kindergarten

Like tRump, they make fat Sharpies. You know, big fat ones.

And no sharpies were used!

The chart shows his increased desire to win a Nobel Prize starting when Obama was awarded one.

I loved how scripted it was too. He walked over to a pile of boards and went to the one in the middle that was turned over and "randomly" chose that one. Couldn't even pretend to say what it showed.

Might even say the truth by now!!

Oh oh, it's green / blue shirt time!

Seeing the memes made in the replies to this alone makes me happy. Anti-Trump memes are a beautiful art form that should live on way beyond Captain Canteloupe's death lol

He has no idea what any of it means

He's also a client and the owner of a hair replacement company called "Roadkill Toupees"

When the ferret hostage finally escapes.

If he ever goes to prison for being a pedo-rapist:

Ewww, that doesn't look good.

More than just a cheap trick. Sooo much more.

His theme song should be "I Want You To Want Me."

I see what you did there. ☺️

What does this chart show? The lies of Trump and the Republicans? 🤔

It must be consumer prices.

Did he draw the chart with his Sharpie?

true, it could actually be a sign showing how many people dislike him.

The Emperor's New Economy.

At least he's gotten better with that marker.

"All new numbers...we just made 'em up!"

Faked graphs will not erase the fact that people are paying much higher prices for virtually everything & unemployment is on the rise Guess he forgot the hundreds of thousands of public servants he fired The convicted felon would like us to believe them

Looks like his sharpie hasn't gone dry yet.

He's got a bandolier of them.

🤣👊🏻

Translation: "I don't have the slightest idea of what this chart means but it looks pretty"

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hilarious that he sifts through big, brightly colored charts to hold up the one that nobody can see.

How short-sighted IS he? These documents are massive 🤣

Trump showing off the price of Groceries..

Translation: "Maga, you're gullible enough to believe these 'new numbers' we just made up after firing the person I was okay with until they posted reql numbers I didn't like."

The prez choice of those who are unable to think for themselves. In what universe is it good to give 1 man control over . . .EVERYTHING?

I'm An Idiot. That's all it has to say.

"A cartoon lampooning Donald Trump over his lack of business acumen was published in a 1992 issue of Mad Magazine. " www.snopes.com/fact-check/1...

I grew up with Mad Magazine. This was typical. They didn't let anyone off. It was great. You almost can't grow up and NOT be a skeptic if you grew up with Mad Magazine.

I agree. My brother used to get it when we were kids. I always loved the fold-in centrefolds (where the meaning was changed in both the picture and the text description).

This chart shows the rate of increase of bribery with time.

My management used to make fun of “hockey stick charts” LOL

Looks like yet another doodle from the Diddler

As usual he is holding it upside down!

All new numbers, I'm telling you, they said, the numbers did, with tears in their eyes, "Sir! Make sure you rotate the chart 90 degrees, sir! BEFORE you show it to anyone, sir, or otherwise the truth will make you look bad, sir!"

Is it my imagination or are there far more flags in the oval office than there used to be? ... Look I've made a graph of flags in the oval office over time, it's great.