Is it a metaphor for sex?

Wow! He’s even racist when selecting condiments!

Wild that Stephen Miller has (had?) a wife? I know, right?

Not at all surprised. He is Mayonnaise.

Not at all surprised that it’s the white one. This guy is laughably predictable.

Really? I thought he only drank blood!?

Of course it is!

Is it mayo?

He someone complains the mayo is too spicy and not white enough

Mayo all the way. Gross!

Eat shit

The explanation is simple: He only likes white things.

I'm sure he wouldn't mind a black cook. Chained to the stove, of course.

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Can we please not post his picture with an article? It’s just too creepy . . .

The real question everyone wants to know is what kind of woman would marry him?? Miller is evil and ugly, inside and out

Someone just exactly like him.

They kinda look alike in those pictures. Are they ever in the same place at the same time?

She seems too dark for his tastes.

*SIGH OF RELIEF!* There's only one condiment that I don't use. And that's mayo.

Likely Soylent green sauce from 1984.

I would have thought it was arsenic.

Was he in Undercover Brother? Such a white man thing.

Food neophobia is a feature of schizotypal personality disorders. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MPH

Ground eye of newt mixed with bat testicles?

And, this is news because...?

Always humiliate fascists... Always.

But watered down

They make me sick…

That was my guess, then I read the article and found out I was right!

I don't care what Pee Wee German puts on his fries.

Pee Wee German. Hilarious. Thanks for that.

In Miller's case "Just white!" would be more appropiate 😡

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Maybe he should be charged as an accomplice to hero's hero because he holds the mayo!

Haven't read the article, but I'm assuming it's a human blood reduction.

He imagines it's something else tho (sorrynotsorry)

Do I have a durrrty mind for immediately thinking I know exactly what you mean? ::snork::

Even Stephen Miller’s refrigerator condiments rack is WHITES ONLY.

In an age when everyone else has brushed stainless steel I'll bet his appliances are white enamel.

EXACTLY what I was thinking. 🤣

I was convinced that Miller ate live rodents or human infants so mayo seems quite OK. Or is it live rodents with mayo?

Good! Hope his clogged arteries thank him. 😏

Let me guess, mayo.

I guess that eating only Mayo will make you go bald and look like Nosferatu, which brings up another question, why would she marry an ugly vampire looking, hate filled racist piece of shit like Miller?

What no brown sauce ???

Lord, no! He hates anything brown.

Let’s F with him and change the color.

You know, this actually makes sense. If mayonnaise was sentient, it would be Stephen Miller. Bland, very excited about it’s whiteness, and ruins anything you put it on.

Mayonnaise Miller

is it dreeze dried crickets?

This wasn't worth reading.

It was worth it to learn that #CouchFucker considers mayo on fries disgusting, so now we know what to feed him in prison.

Aunt Pennies White Sauce?

Dude is truly a caricature of himself.

Horseradish?

Ewww. I can imagine it on hot dogs. Please, lock him up for that.

I thought mayonnaise was good for your hair?😆

It's because mayonnaise resembles another "condiment",if you know where I'm coming from.

😏😏😏😏

This absolutely makes sense Mayonnaise is white. And Stephen loves only white colored things.

🤮🤮 Nasty, ugly people.

Goebbels

I hate to say that I agree with Miller on *anything at all* but as a Hollander, Mayonnaise is so ingrained in our culture as to be our equivalent of MSG...

Must be the thickening agents he likes, keep his brain thick and mushy...

Huh She doesn’t look like a hausfrau…….

🤮

I'm rooting for the cholesterol!

Is it sauerkraut juice?

Thats the wurst.

Because it is white and reminds him of his moments with trump.

The thing that makes no sense is these ppl with no personality or looks can get to the point of marriage with anyone. At least with Trump, you can assume she is waiting for him to die and get paid out but Miller doesn’t have that explanation.

I'm assuming that it's not even as a condiment. He ONLY eats mayonnaise, it is 100% of his diet.

I now feel some hesitation using mayo.

Cat piss?

Mayonnaise with Fries is just gross!

Fry Sauce is a popular thing and it is a mix of ketchup and mayo, with some other spices mixed in to taste depending on the recipe.

It’s more or less standard in the Netherlands. Growing up, there wasn’t even a choice in snack bars. Nowadays there’s a variety of condiments is available. What about a combination of mayo, peanut sauce and chopped onion called ‘patatje oorlog’. Patatje=fries, oorlog=war. You get the drift.

It's Da-BOMB!!

100% unsurprising really.

Only white sauces pass those lips.

Is there any fast food chain that did not donate to #PresidentPedo? Knowing that McDonald's openly supports pedophilia certainly puts a different spin on the Happy Meal, doesn't it?

Crappy Meal.

Likely A negative blood !

Mayo with french fries is disgusting? Do these people ever go anywhere outside their bubble?

Mayo on French fries is good(Belgium Style) I discovered this while a young GI station in Europe.

I prefer Canadian Style with Gravy and Cheese (it's called Poutine.) 🤤

Isn't that how they write Putin's name in French?

especially if you mix it with ketchup. I also mix mayo with brown and honey mustard to make a good dipping sauce.

Files this carefully under - couldn't possibly care less.

If I had to care what Stephen Miller eats, I'd put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes. [to paraphrase Mallory Archer]

I thought it would be "sauerkraut".

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BARF! It sure fits him, though. Who needs ipecac when you've got the master barf-inducer.

Fits perfectly with his choice of white bread.

Damn, I like mayo, but that guy's an absolute psychopath. (As if his actions weren't enough to prove it.)

He is truly the face of fascism.. BTW, I thought ELON took her? Did he give her back?

He must believe Trump’s barren sperm is a condiment.

Mayo on everything. I can't believe this ghoul found a wife.

Who knew? Vance seems so mayonnaise! Miller seems so

you actually married this Nazi fuck?

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Ok but Miracle Whip is whiter than mayonnaise.

I didn't even need to read the article to know what it was.

Stephen Miller's mirror roasts him every time he looks in it

I guessed it even before reading the article! 😂

Even before I clicked the article I knew what it would be. 😂

Aw my guess was ketchup. He seems like a ketchup guy.

Not so much. Red reminds him of something else.

How much did he pay her to marry him , he's way above ..way above

Seriously or not, really who cares

Does he use Duke’s? Not that it would make him better in my eyes, but Duke’s is the best mayonnaise in the world.

All three of them are dicks.

If only Magda had split up with Goebbels.

Does he use it on his head? It's not working.

Mayonnaise is what puts that shine on Miller's head. I can practically see myself, so it's working perfectly.

I'm sure he mixes his mayonnaise with human blood.

The blood of captured migrant farm workers or their children?

The Nazi’s wife is an orthodox Jewish person.

And of COURSE Jimmy Dick VANCE would poo-poo Mayo on Fries!!

Hahaha, sounds about right.

The only Jew who would put mayonnaise on a corned beef sandwich, on white bread of course. This Nazi POS always reminds me of Joseph Goebbels.

Reminds me of someone else.

Soopriiiiizzeee!! Not.

Gross, bland, slimy white....imagine that

Any “fun fact” about Skinhead Miller is extremely uninteresting to me. He’s gotta go.

That makes sense.