A judge has since released the Subway Smacker on his own recognizance, calling the felony charge “excessive.”
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Like that sandwich this case is going to get tossed out of court
aug 15, 2025, 5:33 pm • 2 0 • view
He has to wait for the next, sympathetic-tyrant President to pardon him. That's what you voted for, America.
aug 15, 2025, 7:00 pm • 0 0 • view
Did you say bologna charge? Felony? What?
aug 15, 2025, 5:54 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm surprised that he wasn't met with the usual excessive force. Trying to explain why 5 officers emptied their weapons into him and then reloaded would have been a job for Trump's DOJ. I'm also sure they wanted to charge him with attempted murder based on the officer's fictional "allergies".
aug 15, 2025, 8:21 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 15, 2025, 5:52 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
aug 15, 2025, 8:35 pm • 0 0 • view
The Salamic Revolution has begun! Stock up hammunition and have your buns ready and loaded! But, for now, please hold the mayo for another day.
aug 15, 2025, 5:56 pm • 3 0 • view
aug 15, 2025, 5:33 pm • 65 13 • view
Nice. Seen this?: sandwichfascism.teemill.com/product/sand...
aug 15, 2025, 6:51 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 15, 2025, 11:53 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣
aug 15, 2025, 5:44 pm • 2 0 • view
We know it wasn't scotus who made that wise decision.
aug 15, 2025, 7:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Assault is what it is. Maybe have enough responsibility for your life that you don’t end up that drunk in public that you end up assaulting a Federal agent. 🤔
aug 15, 2025, 5:36 pm • 0 0 • view
This was an assault that was a felony and should be prosecuted. bsky.app/profile/iwil...
aug 15, 2025, 5:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh fuck off. Assault is what happened on January 6 and what ICE did in Portland yesterday. The salami sub incident wasn’t assault. You snowflakes need to blow away.
aug 15, 2025, 5:40 pm • 5 0 • view
Both things are assault and are not mutually exclusive. 🤔
aug 15, 2025, 5:46 pm • 0 0 • view
Awe, does somebody need a sandwich? Feeling a hangry?
aug 15, 2025, 5:42 pm • 2 0 • view
Good defense☝️right there. Motherfuckers looked hungry. 😂
aug 15, 2025, 5:43 pm • 1 0 • view
I want to buy that man a sandwich.
aug 15, 2025, 5:32 pm • 98 7 • view
If he isn't advertising Subway in the next month I'll be ragin.
aug 15, 2025, 5:33 pm • 54 1 • view
May as well jump on this and whore myself out a bit... Here's a play I wrote, completely free to read...just for fun. bsky.app/profile/bybe...
aug 15, 2025, 7:20 pm • 0 0 • view
I’ll consider eating subway if they do. Not a lot but once or twice.
aug 15, 2025, 5:37 pm • 34 2 • view
I used to love Subway until it helped my discover I was highly allergic to soya. They were delicious though and I like food to come in a rounded up measurement.
aug 15, 2025, 5:38 pm • 9 1 • view
I'm about 90 percent sure that subway from 20 years ago is not the same food as today. It looks the same but it tastes like chemicals. What has soya? All of it for filler? Meatballs and tuna i'm guessing. I don't think the tuna is tuna.
aug 15, 2025, 5:49 pm • 16 0 • view
Soya in the freshly baked breads. I used to have the Italian meats sub on a sweet roll with loads of peppers, jalapenos, gherkins and honey mustard sauce.
aug 15, 2025, 5:51 pm • 8 1 • view
I am now going to have to shop for all these ingredients tomorrow and make my own home version. A foot long sub is gonna cost me about £20.
aug 15, 2025, 7:41 pm • 7 0 • view
It will taste so much better.
aug 15, 2025, 7:45 pm • 5 0 • view
I genuinely say this when I try to recreate all the things I can't eat. Won't lie....the success rate is not high.
aug 15, 2025, 7:48 pm • 3 0 • view
If it's just the bread, they will sell you the ingredients as a bowl, put it on better bread
aug 15, 2025, 7:54 pm • 4 0 • view
No preference for metric or imperial measurements? 😄
aug 15, 2025, 5:46 pm • 0 0 • view
I come from the theatre my friend, it's so all over the place we measure some things in Doubloons. Plus foot long sub sounds better than 30.48 cm sub...right.
aug 15, 2025, 5:49 pm • 3 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣 yeah 💯
aug 15, 2025, 5:50 pm • 0 0 • view
There was a place round the way from us years ago that did a metre wide pizza. Not sure exactly how you eat a 50cm long slide of pizza.
aug 15, 2025, 5:52 pm • 3 0 • view
A yard of ale used to be popular at one time 😂 🍺 🍻
aug 15, 2025, 5:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Yes! I do like a quarter-pounder but couldn't manage a half lol.
aug 15, 2025, 5:56 pm • 1 0 • view
They are garbage these days but I'll get a B.M.T for old times sake.
aug 15, 2025, 6:32 pm • 1 0 • view
Last had one around 2015 tbh.
aug 15, 2025, 6:43 pm • 3 0 • view
Was that AD or BC? Cuz for me it would've been BC Cuz that's how looong it's been since I've had one. But... I'm so ooold I don't remember the exact date & Further proof that I have NO memory Cuz in FACT I'm just that ooold & I feel every minute of it 🥺 & I've EARNED every second of it. 🤗 🤣😂🤣
aug 15, 2025, 7:20 pm • 2 0 • view
After Dominoes and Before (KF)C
aug 15, 2025, 7:33 pm • 2 0 • view
But... ENOUGH about me!💙
aug 15, 2025, 7:20 pm • 2 0 • view
Kinda feel like I need to send you a Christmas card this year now.
aug 15, 2025, 7:32 pm • 2 0 • view
Awww.... Thank You. 🥰💙 & 🤶🏻ho-Ho-HO🎅🏼
aug 15, 2025, 7:57 pm • 1 0 • view
Me TOO... But... It better not be Jimmy John's. 🤬
aug 15, 2025, 7:09 pm • 1 1 • view
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aug 15, 2025, 6:50 pm • 5 1 • view
Next best thing. Any profit goes to the ACLU. sandwichfascism.teemill.com/product/sand...
aug 15, 2025, 6:49 pm • 0 0 • view
I want to hand deliver sandwiches to ICE, I’ll even make it easy for them and “place” it right in their faces from a distance. Let’s all feed ICE sandwiches!
aug 15, 2025, 7:10 pm • 2 0 • view
Sprinkle a little of that angel dust on there ...
aug 15, 2025, 7:15 pm • 2 0 • view
Subway should give him a lifetime card. They haven't had this good of promotion since that child rapist lost 100 pounds.
aug 15, 2025, 7:33 pm • 8 0 • view
I remember one of my kids years ago pretending to feed the kitchen trash can. Like the lid was the mouth. Kind of like that.
aug 15, 2025, 7:47 pm • 4 0 • view
Eat Fresh Fellas!
aug 15, 2025, 9:06 pm • 2 0 • view
*Sub Commander Sean* is now a legend!
aug 15, 2025, 5:35 pm • 6 0 • view
Up there with Luigi!
aug 15, 2025, 5:52 pm • 3 0 • view
Well, let's examine the difference, one incident implies a lack of respect for CBP, the other clearly announces disrespect for an entire Nation, the rule-of-law this Country was founded upon and its Federal Government that serves all of the People, not just the whims of a few! Viva la sandwich!
aug 15, 2025, 8:54 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 15, 2025, 5:52 pm • 10 2 • view
aug 15, 2025, 7:28 pm • 12 0 • view
He deserves a medal. Or at least a free sandwich.
aug 15, 2025, 5:32 pm • 12 0 • view
If he wants a medal he can call Norway.
aug 15, 2025, 5:33 pm • 6 0 • view
I get it. Good one.
aug 15, 2025, 5:45 pm • 2 0 • view
The hero hero
aug 15, 2025, 6:51 pm • 5 1 • view
However Subway announced a 30 day waiting period.
aug 15, 2025, 7:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Ofc it’s excessive. He was just making sure La migra eat lunch. Gotta stay fueled up to be the gestapo.
aug 15, 2025, 5:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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aug 15, 2025, 6:26 pm • 1 0 • view
The "attack with a deli weapon" jokes are on target. Fascism doesn't like to be mocked which is all the more reasons to mock it.
aug 15, 2025, 6:32 pm • 13 3 • view
Considering we have a convicted felon in the Oval Office, throwing a sandwich hardly seems criminal.
aug 15, 2025, 5:38 pm • 9 0 • view
Is it illegal to throw packets of mayonnaise onto the White House lawn?
aug 15, 2025, 6:23 pm • 0 0 • view
Don’t wanna waste a good sandwich
aug 15, 2025, 6:23 pm • 0 0 • view
Since the DOJ fired him, I hope Subway sandwiches hires him as their spokesperson. Standing up to fascism one sandwich at a time. It writes itself.
aug 15, 2025, 6:22 pm • 2 0 • view
I heard he had to pay restitution in packets of mayonnaise
aug 15, 2025, 6:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Ya think???
aug 15, 2025, 6:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Seems like a cold cut of the judge to just dismiss a plea from a man wrecked by pain. This will put us all in a pickle as it spreads until someone lox the right solution down.
aug 16, 2025, 1:14 am • 0 0 • view
Pedo 47 probably put in a good word for the Subway Smacker, thinking he's a friend of former Subway spokesman Jared, the molester.
aug 16, 2025, 1:06 am • 2 0 • view
But if the sub had jalapenos then, hell yeah, felony!
aug 15, 2025, 6:19 pm • 0 0 • view
I just ordered a foot long steak and cheese to commemorate this great American.
aug 15, 2025, 6:18 pm • 4 0 • view
WE our tribe 🏳️🌈 will be at his disposal I’m sure of that 👊 Viva our revolution we’re ACTING UP and we’re acting up NOW🧏♂️ 🤌 🫳🫶🤝 Freedom INDIVISIBLE 🤌🫳TYRANNY will fall ABUSERS EXPOSED
aug 15, 2025, 5:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Hoagie's Heroes!
aug 15, 2025, 5:34 pm • 38 1 • view
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aug 15, 2025, 6:52 pm • 5 0 • view
The founding fathers had their "tea party" ... In 2025 we have our "subway heros"
aug 16, 2025, 12:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Yes. We all understand not only that the charges weren't justified, they were trumped up for the purpose of chilling protest
aug 15, 2025, 7:40 pm • 0 0 • view
That is military grade and too dangerous for the general public to consume, without a trained spotter.
aug 15, 2025, 6:43 pm • 6 2 • view
Perhaps a 2-week wait and criminal background-check before wielding a hoagie like that.
aug 15, 2025, 7:46 pm • 6 1 • view
It's my sandwich and I want it now. I might not have a hankering for gluttony in 2 weeks.
aug 15, 2025, 7:39 pm • 3 0 • view
If that was a felony charge, then Quizno's singing dead rats commercial is a crime against humanity.
aug 15, 2025, 6:21 pm • 0 0 • view
He misspelled "i-n-s-a-n-e"
aug 15, 2025, 10:03 pm • 1 0 • view
Subway has a “new”sub on their menu: The BP Salami Slammer. 🥪😹🥪
aug 15, 2025, 9:06 pm • 8 1 • view
The Feds in D.C. complained to a judge that they were having a hard time mobilizing without threat of physical attack. The judge suggested they take the Subway.
aug 16, 2025, 3:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Trump pardoned the terrorists who did this to one of our Capitol Police officers. Undeniable proof trump approved of the brutal war exacted on our Capitol Police and the desecration of our Capitol.
aug 16, 2025, 4:08 am • 2 1 • view
Released and now unemployed.
aug 15, 2025, 5:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Putin’s pedophile calling the shots. Your guess is as good as any.
aug 15, 2025, 6:15 pm • 1 0 • view
Do evidence lockers have refrigerators? that sandwich will be there a long time before the case goes before the bench
aug 16, 2025, 12:17 pm • 0 0 • view
A Hero’s hero.
aug 15, 2025, 6:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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aug 15, 2025, 6:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Had it been a BLT, a felony charge might have been justified.
aug 15, 2025, 6:09 pm • 0 0 • view
I remember when someone lofted a shoe at George W. and he laughed it off. Assholes trying to intimidate people.
aug 15, 2025, 5:56 pm • 3 0 • view
Some heroes carry heroes
aug 15, 2025, 7:02 pm • 0 0 • view
ICE agents the biggests snowflakes
aug 15, 2025, 6:44 pm • 1 0 • view
Missed opportunity to employ the use of "bologna/baloney"
aug 15, 2025, 8:34 pm • 24 1 • view
I asked this same question. Not one soul answered me.
aug 15, 2025, 6:44 pm • 0 0 • view
They added a weapons enhancement because the ‘perp’ used an attack sub…
aug 15, 2025, 8:14 pm • 0 0 • view
We need to bring back pie assassins...
aug 15, 2025, 6:56 pm • 0 0 • view
That sandwich was a hero!
aug 15, 2025, 6:14 pm • 16 2 • view
If I were charged with felony assault every time I threw something at somebody I would be in prison all the time.
aug 15, 2025, 6:28 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 15, 2025, 5:41 pm • 19 9 • view
Poor guy got fired.
aug 15, 2025, 6:22 pm • 0 0 • view
Did he even get a bite?
aug 15, 2025, 6:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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aug 15, 2025, 6:48 pm • 0 0 • view
No one in the MSM will demand a coherent response. That needs to happen The Heritage Project was designed for the installation of fear and compliance. It is very successful
aug 15, 2025, 7:00 pm • 2 0 • view
Subway could do well by leaning into this, advocate for democracy and freedom, and establish an ad campaign promoting a series of special subs. Big Loser Trump = BLT The MAGA = meatball sub without the balls, all red sauce. The Rubio = wet, limp, sub with only mayo and moldy american cheese
aug 16, 2025, 1:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Bunch of boloney. 🥪 🥪 🥪
aug 15, 2025, 5:58 pm • 1 0 • view
I’ll tell you what it was excessive, the number of condiment on that sandwich. It was over the top.
aug 15, 2025, 6:08 pm • 0 0 • view
The sandwich had an extended magazine so it’s technically an assault sandwich. More harsh charges.
aug 15, 2025, 6:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Hopefully this incident will lead to more serious legislation regarding “open carry” of sandwiches!
aug 15, 2025, 11:08 pm • 2 0 • view
Bad look. This is whole debacle demonstrates ICE agents and the flagpole bois they hired are cowards. While women are choosing man or bear, ICE agents can’t even dodge a soggy bun. 🤦🏻♀️
aug 15, 2025, 6:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Explain it to me, too....
aug 15, 2025, 7:29 pm • 1 0 • view
Yes, I, oh, I'm gonna loaf you, oh, oh Nothing can stop me now 'Cause I'm the Sandwich of Earl So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah www.youtube.com/watch?v=onyP...
aug 15, 2025, 6:39 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 15, 2025, 11:53 pm • 0 0 • view
+1 isn't a 100% increase... It's an infinite increase. Unless there was half a felony involving a sandwich I wasn't aware of.
aug 16, 2025, 12:28 am • 0 0 • view
A jury and the courts spent years and millions to convict a rapist and pedophile. The Pedophile got 20 years in a maximum security federal prison. 2 years later without a jury and a judge the pedophile has been given house arrest with a work release. No jury no judge. Just a coverup by the FOTUS.
aug 15, 2025, 5:06 pm • 1 0 • view
Are they having any luck locating his accomplice, the artist who built the actual sandwich in the first place ? A thrown doughnut is so passe I guess. Next time, just toss a salad.
aug 15, 2025, 6:39 pm • 1 0 • view
Only Trump's ICE would bring an automatic rifle to a food fight.
aug 15, 2025, 7:51 pm • 0 0 • view
I mean, was it a 6-inch sub or a footlong? Was it a cold sandwich, like the Cold Cut Combo, or was it heated, like the Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki? What type of sauce was on the sandwich, and could it have potentially caused permanent stains? These are weighty issues for the court to consider.😐🤭🤣
aug 15, 2025, 7:26 pm • 7 0 • view
arrested for a succulent 12” combo?!!!
aug 15, 2025, 7:39 pm • 1 0 • view
Elevated assault with a deadly sandwhich with special circumstance of too much ma-cheese mo’ 🤣🤣
aug 15, 2025, 9:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Trumps America: Throwing a sandwich is a felony Ghislaine Maxwell sex trafficker with hundreds of victims. That's why we need leaders who don't have dementia, sexual assault charges, fraud charges, and are young enough to stay awake during the day. Work release in a country club jail
aug 15, 2025, 6:15 pm • 18 5 • view
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aug 15, 2025, 6:53 pm • 1 0 • view
Bullies
aug 15, 2025, 11:03 pm • 1 0 • view
Mature, responsible law enforcement officers wouldn't even have bothered chasing the guy. No reasonable person thinks a sandwich thrown in that manner could cause injury. The maximum sensible charge would be misdemeanor littering.
aug 15, 2025, 8:56 pm • 3 1 • view
The fake "LEOs" and administration officials involved have only covered themselves in shame.
aug 15, 2025, 8:56 pm • 3 0 • view
He had it sliced on the diagonal so it was essentially a shiv-wich.
aug 15, 2025, 6:12 pm • 2 0 • view
POLICE: “We had no choice. Dry cleaners charge a huge amount of money to remove grease stains from police uniforms.”
aug 15, 2025, 8:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Thoughts and prayers for all those affected by this latest round of sandwich, violence. (When will the insanity end??)
aug 15, 2025, 6:16 pm • 3 0 • view
If sandwiches are outlawed, then outlaws won’t be hungry. - NRA Response
aug 15, 2025, 6:15 pm • 1 0 • view
"And once upon a time honey, that's how our subway militia ended fascism."
aug 15, 2025, 5:46 pm • 4 1 • view
It was the best of times it was the wurst of times….
aug 16, 2025, 12:39 pm • 0 0 • view
They're going to throw the absolute biggest hammer they can at this guy. I just wish sandwich dude put a mask on first and could have stayed anonymous.
aug 15, 2025, 9:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Assault with a sandwich is serious stuff; it could have resulted in, I don't know, maybe something as serious as mayo on the lapel. MAGA has no bottom.
aug 15, 2025, 9:49 pm • 1 0 • view
Brian sicknik was killed. If you’re beaten brutalized and die the next day you were murdered.
aug 15, 2025, 7:50 pm • 2 0 • view
I wonder what is meant by the number 357 mag? Or 30-06, or 257 mag, or 7mm, or 762x51 ....! Asking for a friend.
aug 15, 2025, 10:24 pm • 0 0 • view
If it was a Subway ™️ sandwich it could really have shortened that officers life George🤣
aug 16, 2025, 3:53 pm • 0 0 • view
In 2025 we are litigating a food fight
aug 15, 2025, 5:37 pm • 3 0 • view
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aug 15, 2025, 6:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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aug 15, 2025, 6:09 pm • 0 0 • view
If the officer had have eaten the sandwich before the fact, he would have effectively disarmed him.
aug 15, 2025, 7:59 pm • 1 0 • view
If not a spokesman, at least he subs for life.
aug 16, 2025, 6:30 am • 0 0 • view
Poor babies. They are the violent ones. Murdering the opposition. Killing officers J6. Fucking sandwich 🥪😂😂😂
aug 15, 2025, 7:00 pm • 1 0 • view
It doesn't
aug 15, 2025, 9:17 pm • 0 0 • view
What Subway calls a sandwich should be a felony.
aug 15, 2025, 7:53 pm • 0 0 • view
I SAW THE VIDEO - THE VIDEO SHOWS THE MAN ENCOURAGING THE AGENTS, LIKE A COACH TUBERVILLAIN TO HIS PLAYERS. MAKING SURE THE TEAM WAS WELL NOURISHED BY SHARING HIS EXTRA LARGE SANDWICH, BIGGER THAN TINY HANDS CAN HANDLE. THEN PATRIOTICALLY LEADING THEM IN PHYSICAL TRAINING, TO MAKE THEM STRONG.
aug 15, 2025, 8:41 pm • 0 0 • view
As a European i cannot believe that americans are accepting what is happening in washington.
aug 15, 2025, 5:37 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh, we're not, but Americans are so lazily complacent that it will take awhile to drag most of us out of sociopolitical entropy. We're waiting for a critical mass of folks to realize, "Wait -- what?? This affects ME???"
aug 15, 2025, 5:51 pm • 2 0 • view
I do hope so,from the outside looking in it looks like the coup is on its way.Power to you👊
aug 15, 2025, 5:56 pm • 3 0 • view
Thanks -- we need all the good mojo we can get!
aug 15, 2025, 6:09 pm • 0 0 • view
❤️
aug 15, 2025, 6:49 pm • 0 0 • view
Fear not, many of us are preparing.
aug 15, 2025, 9:11 pm • 3 0 • view
Glad to hear it👊
aug 16, 2025, 5:45 pm • 0 0 • view
NRA has proposed to append the right to bear Hoagies into the 2nd Amendment
aug 15, 2025, 6:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Gives to meaning to the cliche "you can indict a ham sandwich "
aug 15, 2025, 6:38 pm • 3 0 • view
new
aug 15, 2025, 6:39 pm • 0 0 • view
This will always be remembered as the day that a man lost a sandwich, but a nation gained a hero.
aug 15, 2025, 9:48 pm • 4 0 • view
‘Merika: Beating a Capital police officer with a flag pole, pardoned. Flinging a sandwich, charged with a felon.
aug 15, 2025, 7:05 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 16, 2025, 1:19 am • 0 0 • view
Felony for a sandwich does seem a tad heavy😂
aug 15, 2025, 8:37 pm • 2 0 • view
All heroes don't wear capes- some wear mayonnaise.
aug 15, 2025, 6:27 pm • 4 0 • view
“Is that a brick in your burrito or are you happy to see me?” I can hear the memes being cranked out.
aug 15, 2025, 7:35 pm • 1 0 • view
The New Spokesman for Subway! 😂
aug 15, 2025, 6:55 pm • 1 0 • view
Hats off to the Hoagie Hurler. He's a Gyro to us all! He's part of the Meatball Mafia, Muffaletta Militia & the Po'Boys He was trained on Panini in Monte Christo by Sloppy Joe No condiments thrown...(checks Epstein Files) Except by the Perverted Prez
aug 15, 2025, 6:10 pm • 8 2 • view
Ridiculous is the more appropriate word.
aug 15, 2025, 10:36 pm • 2 0 • view
Subway Smacker 😂
aug 15, 2025, 5:40 pm • 0 0 • view
The indicted ham sandwich, incarnate.
aug 15, 2025, 5:37 pm • 4 0 • view
Throw a sandwich. Go to jail. That's the law.
aug 15, 2025, 6:03 pm • 0 0 • view
It's called fuck you, American, you are our Bitches from now on.
aug 15, 2025, 8:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Buy that man a sandwich!
aug 15, 2025, 5:32 pm • 3 0 • view
Was it crusty bread? Like a French baguette?
aug 15, 2025, 6:04 pm • 0 0 • view
A really crusty French baguette would bring new meaning to the term "club sandwich".
aug 15, 2025, 7:58 pm • 3 0 • view
🤣😂
aug 15, 2025, 7:56 pm • 1 0 • view
It's gonna be a while before this gets old. 🤣
aug 15, 2025, 8:25 pm • 1 0 • view
Aww … their wittle wittle feelings got hurt so give the man with the sandwich 20 years in prison FFS the small dick energy government is just pathetic
aug 15, 2025, 6:36 pm • 2 0 • view
If Auschwitz Bondi fucks this up, and she is off to a terrific start, this will follow her around the rest of her sorry ass life. Yes, the dude should be accountable for throwing sandwich (?) but the DOJ's overreaction is hilarious and seriously dictatorial.
aug 15, 2025, 6:16 pm • 3 1 • view
I mean, yeah, don't throw stuff at cops. That's kind of obvious, and it shouldn't just be ignored. And I'm guessing it'll be a decent fine when all is said and done; maybe some community service. Bondi, however, is never going to live down Assault with a Deli Weapon jokes.
aug 15, 2025, 7:21 pm • 7 0 • view
And Auschwitz Bondi deserves every bit of the derision. Agree that your take on the punishment is correct.
aug 15, 2025, 8:21 pm • 3 1 • view
Fun Fact - Kyle Rittenhouse shot 3 people, killing 2 of them.
aug 15, 2025, 6:51 pm • 9 1 • view
Excessive🤔 absurd is more like it
aug 15, 2025, 7:26 pm • 1 0 • view
Yeah. But, was it a Subway or Katz? 😆
aug 15, 2025, 5:33 pm • 0 0 • view
The reason sandwhich man deserved years and jan. 6 deserved none is simple, they are on trump's side, and he is not. That's what fascists do. And it's purely illegal, unconstitutional, immoral, and unjust. And that's what fascists are. Zero law. Zero justice.
aug 15, 2025, 6:05 pm • 1 0 • view
👏👏👏
aug 15, 2025, 9:59 pm • 0 0 • view
A woman that groomed, sold, sexually assaulted girls can go out on work release. GTFOH
aug 15, 2025, 6:07 pm • 1 0 • view
The real crime was ordering anything from Subway.
aug 15, 2025, 8:57 pm • 0 0 • view
With all the Police, National Guard officers and even FBI agents roaming the streets of DC, can a citizen toss and sandwich and NOT hit an officer? And, why is no one talking about what KIND of sandwich got thrown at that cop? Was it a few harmless little cold cuts or a dangerous meatball foot-long?
aug 15, 2025, 7:34 pm • 1 0 • view
The DoJ got a NEW warrant and sent a 20-man tactical team to arrest him.
aug 15, 2025, 5:53 pm • 0 0 • view
ICE: Hey you, what's in that sandwich Sammich Guy: This is alllll bologna ICE: This is serious, not baloney. What's in the sandwich SG: Bologna ICE: Yeah we heard you, what's.. in.. the.. sandwich.. Mr.. Baloney SG: BOLOGNA ICE: OK we got ourselves a smartass let's grab him
aug 15, 2025, 8:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Showing leniency here will only encourage more sandwich attacks and escalate from hoagies to clubs and bun kebabs, to even steak bombs and shooters sandwiches! And what if someone deploys a submarine, I mean what if
aug 15, 2025, 6:26 pm • 2 0 • view
Nothing beats the stopping-power of a French baguette. Remember, they invented the neutron bomb.
aug 15, 2025, 7:50 pm • 2 0 • view
Oh the neutron bombs has nothing on the baguette in the hands of a seasoned veteran, they're so respected and feared and respected again that the last recorded duel in France featured baguettes at 10 paces after several hours of hurling limp bread insults at each other
aug 15, 2025, 8:27 pm • 1 0 • view
If I was the cop, I would be so fuckin embarrassed. But I'm also not an authoritarian fuckface
aug 15, 2025, 6:57 pm • 2 0 • view
The mustard was laid on a bit too thick in this case!
aug 15, 2025, 6:31 pm • 3 0 • view
Was the charge SUBterfuge? This guy's a hero and I don't mean a sandwich!
aug 15, 2025, 6:05 pm • 1 0 • view
Assault with a deli weapon.
aug 15, 2025, 7:57 pm • 1 0 • view
No shit, right?
aug 15, 2025, 8:31 pm • 1 0 • view
Because, White Rich People?
aug 15, 2025, 5:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Thank you for this update!! And thank god for this judge.
aug 15, 2025, 7:26 pm • 1 0 • view
Imagine the response if you called the cops to report being assaulted by a sandwich to your body armor. As you were standing with your boys.
aug 15, 2025, 6:28 pm • 2 0 • view
👏 👏
aug 15, 2025, 6:06 pm • 0 0 • view
And Ghislaine is on work-release
aug 15, 2025, 5:57 pm • 3 0 • view
Taco Bell is a felony. Subway just a misdemeanor.
aug 15, 2025, 6:24 pm • 2 0 • view
When is a sandwich a deadly weapon 🤔?
aug 15, 2025, 5:49 pm • 4 0 • view
Well, you could sit on the guy's chest and hold his nose and stuff it down his throat. Would that work?
aug 15, 2025, 6:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Dude is a ‘Hero’
aug 15, 2025, 7:29 pm • 1 0 • view
Those alpha males can’t handle it when confronted with a real hero (😉)
aug 15, 2025, 6:39 pm • 0 0 • view
"Subway Smacker" 👏🏼👏🏼🤣🤣
aug 15, 2025, 7:38 pm • 0 0 • view
I think I will just take a package of sliced ham to my next protest. You have to admit that it will stick with a slap to whatever you throw it on. I just want to be in court for the explanation 😂 of why I was arrested.
aug 15, 2025, 8:29 pm • 2 0 • view
That set the bar folks, just saying; now we know.
aug 15, 2025, 6:25 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s time for everybody to sandwich up.
aug 15, 2025, 7:35 pm • 0 0 • view
He just got lil “over excited”serving that icedidiot a sandwich
aug 15, 2025, 6:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Excessively Beautiful
aug 15, 2025, 6:14 pm • 0 0 • view
His arrest was excessive too!
aug 15, 2025, 7:09 pm • 0 0 • view
If these “Federales” can’t handle a loaded sandwich tossed at them, they sure as hell can’t protect themselves from real criminals
aug 15, 2025, 5:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Well, let's get real. Imagine the damage if he smacked the guy with a REAL aged Italian salami instead. The poor January 6th dude would have been senseless for DAYS. Those things are HARD.
aug 15, 2025, 8:04 pm • 1 0 • view
I’m maintaining that the real threat to the officers in this case was the threat of direct contact with vegetables.
aug 15, 2025, 8:09 pm • 2 0 • view
Ewwwww. Not VEGETABLES???!!! Ewww.
aug 15, 2025, 8:13 pm • 0 0 • view
BUT WHAT KIND OF SANDWHICH WAS IT??? WE NEED TO KNOW!!!
aug 15, 2025, 5:33 pm • 18 1 • view
Because I vote whatever type of sandwich that was now becomes the official sandwich of the resistance.
aug 15, 2025, 5:43 pm • 18 1 • view
All I heard was it had salami.
aug 15, 2025, 6:11 pm • 0 0 • view
Club sandwich.
aug 15, 2025, 6:26 pm • 7 2 • view
👏🥁
aug 15, 2025, 9:01 pm • 1 1 • view
The assailant must be liberal, so the right will assume that it was a veggie sub. I heard George Soros gave him enough old subway stamps for a free foot long. Paid agitator! :-)
aug 15, 2025, 6:12 pm • 0 0 • view
Salami, according to to some outlet. No condiment details
aug 15, 2025, 6:34 pm • 0 0 • view
I wonder if they preserved the evidence or ate it..
aug 15, 2025, 6:10 pm • 4 1 • view
You can have my cold cuts when you pry them from freshly toasted hands! Hm … MURICA!
aug 15, 2025, 5:42 pm • 2 0 • view
Hey Subway, I've got a new spokesperson for you.
aug 15, 2025, 5:42 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 15, 2025, 6:08 pm • 1 0 • view
It’s waaaay over the top. It’s not like he was packing sourdough baguettes
aug 16, 2025, 3:19 am • 0 0 • view
Well yeah. Felony assault needs bodily harm to occur. So sorry MAGA but as your stupid ass bumper stickers say "Fuck your feelings" Can't charge someone because the MAGA Nazi officers got their wittle feelings hurt. Cry fuckin harder bigots.
aug 15, 2025, 9:47 pm • 1 0 • view
I’d like to know why more Americans aren’t outraged over it
aug 15, 2025, 6:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Someone has some sense
aug 15, 2025, 6:39 pm • 0 0 • view
I've heard of people robbing banks with a banana, but assault with a deadly sub? Someone's a sandwich short of a picnic... 🤣
aug 15, 2025, 8:06 pm • 2 0 • view
Yeah, but that CRUST. Oh, that crust.
aug 15, 2025, 6:42 pm • 0 0 • view
Prosecutors would have to establish that the bun was in fact toasted.
aug 15, 2025, 7:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Good. The level if stupidity circulating on the right is mind blowing
aug 15, 2025, 5:47 pm • 12 1 • view
It's full bad faith with zero attempts to even find facts or validation. Pure trump worship proudly with zero truth or justice. And that's saying something when they are proud of having zero truth or justice.
aug 15, 2025, 6:07 pm • 5 1 • view
Good. Precisely as predicted.
aug 15, 2025, 7:10 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 15, 2025, 5:51 pm • 0 0 • view
“Subway Smacker” 😆
aug 15, 2025, 6:10 pm • 7 1 • view
He should have just kicked him in his tiny balls. Have you seen the price of a 12 inch lately?
aug 15, 2025, 7:07 pm • 1 0 • view
Gotta admire him, but here in the UK, milkshakes are the thing to throw. They may not bring all the boys to the yard, but they'll bring a politician to tears.
aug 15, 2025, 8:12 pm • 2 0 • view
Maybe we should start throwing tacos.
aug 15, 2025, 7:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Submarine warfare in violation of the Quizno Accord. This will be tried in the Hoagie.
aug 15, 2025, 9:58 pm • 2 0 • view
Will the ICE agent who got clobbered by a cold cut combo pull thru??
aug 15, 2025, 8:10 pm • 1 0 • view
which sandwich chain makes better weapons? Is it Subway because of the stale bread?
aug 15, 2025, 5:38 pm • 0 0 • view
A baloney assault.
aug 15, 2025, 6:29 pm • 0 0 • view
Well that's Balogna.
aug 16, 2025, 2:04 pm • 0 0 • view
The only good use of a Subway sandwich.
aug 15, 2025, 5:34 pm • 5 0 • view
They are lethal even when not hurled.
aug 15, 2025, 5:50 pm • 2 0 • view
Trump gave everyone who pushes the envelope a defense in court. Just show the J6 mob violence.
aug 15, 2025, 6:25 pm • 2 0 • view
He may face sub-stantial time if he does not sub-mit a guilty plea.
aug 15, 2025, 9:11 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 15, 2025, 7:48 pm • 0 0 • view
That’s because judges aren’t supposed to use terms like “dumbfuckery.”
aug 15, 2025, 6:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Intimidation to the people fighting back
aug 15, 2025, 5:34 pm • 5 0 • view
im arguing with some friends, they think its an appropriate charge. I just cant with these ppl.
aug 15, 2025, 7:35 pm • 5 0 • view
But a rapist, pedophile is president?
aug 15, 2025, 8:07 pm • 5 0 • view
Whichever proprietor gives him free sandwiches for life is a winner. The judge is owed at least one too.
aug 15, 2025, 9:43 pm • 1 0 • view
All for being nice sharing his lunch. VOTE.
aug 15, 2025, 7:34 pm • 0 0 • view
I did it. I threw the sandwich. 🥪
aug 15, 2025, 6:22 pm • 0 0 • view
Throwing sandwiches is out - just throw shade my friends. 🇺🇸👀
aug 15, 2025, 5:36 pm • 0 0 • view
But he can still be President.
aug 15, 2025, 7:24 pm • 0 0 • view
His bologna has a first name. It’s Oscar. His bologna has a second name. It’s Mayer…
aug 15, 2025, 5:57 pm • 1 0 • view