Our president is on so much better physical condition than Russia’s. I can’t help but fantasize Trump sitting on a white stallion with no shirt on (Trump, not the stallion)

He’s also gone from suck to blow…

🙃🤣

that picture looks like they are holding hands

Well, that should mean everything will stop then. And I can't see him ever going green (unless it's with envy).

🤬

I believe that red has been his color for years

And now we are waiting for him to go from red to dead. 😁

Terrible people. One abuses children, the other one kills them.

The relationship mushrooms (of)

He’s gone from grovelling to kneeling:

Putin has always had an effect on Trump

🤮🤬

Are they almost holding hands?

Putin’s blowup doll

Maybe he'll explode

Is Putin using trump's make up guy? He seems to have that not blended to the hairline look. Could just be the lighting.

If you speak English loudly it's easier for people who don't speak the language to understand. Here the pretender is yelling "PLEASE HOLD MY HAND!"

He just looks like he has bad breath.

Looks like high blood pressure - KABOOM!

He was zooming on drugs.

That's the face he makes when daddy vladdy gives it to him...😂

It’s that unforgiving northern light.

God, I wish that was a picture of him choking to death.

Which?

Both tbh.

Yes - you didn’t see TS made orange cool again. Dt is a loser!

Today Trump's color is black cherry.

Is trump speaking russian to him ? No interpreter ?

People like Putin and Yung get Trump all wet and flustered.

The first fake facial I saw on the internet in the late 90s was Hilary Clinton, and the most recent is Donald Trump. I’m not saying it was a great start but shits gone badly downhill since then.

Oh…TACO, salsa-roja mode!

Putin probably squeezed his tiny hand too hard

Me, being a snarky piece of shit, would caption this "I'm ready to suck you, Putin honey."

Quid Pro Blow

A felon hosts an international war criminal. Neither of them has paid for their crimes. But a sandwich-thrower is promptly charged with felony assault. This is America now.

It's gonna blow captain! 🤞

Are they holding hands?

Thursday.. Trump is asked 'what if there is no ceasefire? he answered' there will be severe consequences '... Friday.. No ceasefire and fuck all consequences.

I think back to a phrase from the '60's, "Better dead than red." Only, today, the Trump version is 'Better red than dead.'

Are the boyfriends holding hands? JFC #DonTheCon is a #RussianStooge!

#EvilAtWork

I don’t go around fat shaming but in his case he must take up more space on Air Force One than anyone before or after him. No one can ever tell me that’s a healthy man.

Putin playing him like a fiddle.

RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA! ….get it MAGA?!

Release the Epstein Files!

Rhymes with inbred

The big "Putin/tRump" meeting in Alaska...

I can't stand hearing the word "deal" anymore. Politicians and statesmen make "politics," they make compromises and agree on the lowest common denominator. You can't make politics with criminals, profiteers, and dictators. They only understand the language of toughness.

Long, long time ago.

"How's your mushroom penis doing? Ha."

"I want you to destroy my snuff film with that preteen from Europe which was of course during my wilder days of the 90s.

Are they holding hands as well?

Looks like he's gonna burst any second now.

Are they holding hands and admiring each others’ perfume?

What perfume?

Exactly!

Oral takes it out of ya if you are choking. Just saying.

I just hope he doesn’t give up Alaska or any other land that doesn’t belong to him.

Wet noodle 😀, loser

is pootin refusing to hold his hand too?

Putin will hold hands with Donnie, and Melania will NOT! LOL!

he has gone from man to idiot

My favorite image o f Trump

His hands are to big

What happens when he goes plaid?

Is Felon trying to grab daddy's hand?

We need a color-coded Trump dementia scale. Looks like it has probably topped out.

"Getting owned"

Are they holding hands?

Honestly, they've both just gone from ugly to uglier.

When yams go bad in your pantry, this is the precise color they turn. 🤢

Well put George, well put.

He looks like he is literally slobbering!

Trump called Putin "Boss" on live TV. Just let that sink in.

All those flights playing havoc with blood pressure…. Shame.. its gonna blow soon enough

Are we surprised... This was an entertainment event. They both got on the stage and performed. Putin was the better actor. He got what he wanted by saying nothing. True Shakespeare. Trump, he is a bad actor with an ego problem. No Peace Prize for this.

He’s just excited about meeting his idol.

The carpet is pink. He should have just used his tie.

He was just nervous about his performance review with his boss.

He changed the hue of the makeup to match the background to the 1936 Russian flag and got to hold hands with the one he loves

After the meeting he had with Putin Ill bet Putin’s is the same color

Orange and red are danger warning colors in nature. He's always been a danger to us all - but now that he's red, that means it's time for us to prepare for serious disaster. WW3, anyone?

Are they holding hands?

Nothing says tough on crime like holding hands.

What a pile of garbage.

Partaay . . when he fades to black!

He's been Red since they bailed out his casino years ago. Traitorous bitch!

I had the same thought. It looks like trump is trying to hold hands 😂🤢

Bromancing

they look like they are almost holding hands...

He’s gone from buffoon to maroon…

Those kneepads were really put to good use🤣

He's always been red.

His immigrant wife won't hold his hand but a war criminal sure will

What was really happening...

KRASNOV is doing just fine…

This is a picture of how an agent gives feedback to his handler....

Is he hacking up a hairball…?

I think this must have been taken after their walk in the park.

He walked five feet, of course he's red.

TACO

That's AI!

Constipation.

Yeah it happens when you don’t give a shit!

My quess is trump's weight is 2 putins, so if his reported weight was true (224lbs) that would mean putin weighs 112 lbs.

He don’t speak English right?

Are they holding hands?

Threat level Red

God, he looks like a walking orange slug...Yam Tits.

The GOP has always been RED.

Let's go Salt & Cholesterol!

He always was a red.........

While watching this live, I actually thought they were going to hold hands.

Are we experiencing the “art of the deal” yet?

Awww … he’s blushing in joy coz Daddy’s visiting.

Has there been a president with worse posture?

The last time I saw a face THAT red was the Ultimate Warrior, the day before he died of a massive heart attack. One can hope. 🤞🏻

Let's make them cellmates at Alcatraz, and put the whole thing on PayPerView and give all the money to Ukraine.

Combines nicely with the yellow streak down his back.

IMPOTENT TRUMP HANDS VICTORY TO PUTIN Russian politicians hail Alaska summit as victory for Moscow They portrayed the summit as a coup for Russia and a loss for Ukraine and its European allies, who have been pushing for an unconditional ceasefire. share.google/yKUERAOKUiF4...

This is a view into the mind of Donald. He thinks makeup improves his appearance.

Awww, they both have such tiny hands!

Met his maker.

Looks like he’s trying hold Putin’s hand. Dear. Gods!

His nose got little browner.

#WANTED by The International Criminal Court #VladimirPutin for GENOCIDE #Alaska #FuckTrump

He is getting closer and closer to a heart attack

Sudden rise in blood pressure… uh oh

Oh man, I so wish his clogged up arteries would just burst. Maybe this would do the job.

Just SO happy to be beside his one true love. And also Putin.

What made the red man red? Hey nah nah nah nah, hey nah nah nah nah 🎵

I had this made a couple of months ago.

Looks like he needs the heimlich.

The only joy for me to see Putin is to see how he has aged, six months ago he looked much fresher. The treasured obituary is getting closer.

Putin brought his oligarchs with him. I bet this whole trip was so they could buy the Trump memecoins. Would love to know the cost to the taxpayers for this trip $$$!!!

Matching the blood sprayed around, he is responsible for.

Omg, look at their hands touching. Dictator on dicktater wub! 😁

I saw that … what the heck! 🤨🤭😳

Reunited and it feels so good ...

Red is the commie color after all

Putin must have hemorrhoids, thus the red color.

Good one! 😂

On a pink carpet.

"My eyes are blue, my hair is yellow...my skin is orange...I'm a neanderthal. I have good Jeans.

And grown horns.

Remember once upon a time when the Republican mantra was "better dead than red"?

I pooped myself! You stink Donald!

What a terrible cunt he is

The face you make when someone just grabbed you by the pussy.

They're holding hands so he is blushing furiously!

He’s always been red

He looks like some sort of bellowing animal that’s been naughty on the carpet and had its face rubbed in it.

When he's actually yellow.

He's such an idiot.

That's an insult to all idiots.

I remember this color from the Crayola pack. It was called Burnt Sienna.

I'll never understand why he puts that orange goop on his face. I guess no one tells him it looks foolish?

Is he blushing?

So, Putin is just pretending he doesn't understand English? Looks like he's understanding Dum Dum pretty well.

The Courier of the Czar

Constipation face, probably from all the fast food.

There's a communist joke in there somewhere.

Are they... are they holding hands?

Omg someone please make this a thing and tie it to communism.

Maybe that's just the colour he turns when he's pleading for his secrets to be kept. Stress does weird things to people.

He gets so flustered around his crush

LOL!!!

Are they holding hands

Are they holding hands? Kinda weird for two grown men to be walking so close that their bodies are touching.

Let’s hope he chokes on Putin’s d****……

If it weren't for modern medicine, he would've stroked out by now. Dammit!

Taco Trump strikes again

Good Lord! Imagine that coming up on the viewscreen of the Enterprise! Cue: Warp-drive sharp exit.

Is that a hand-off

Vlad urged him to try the new ultra-macho makeup shade, Angry Fistula, beloved by raging despots to help tighten loose jowls

That wasn't Putin, that was the guy that made Kremlin Nights IV, Donnie's fave porno. So Donnie couldn't walk straight for more than the usual reasons after this.

Hey It's the Girl with the Russian Date.

50 shades of wtf

I wonder if Putin has those nose plugs in that the mortuary people sometimes have to use when the stench gets bad enough.

He does this on purpose. It’s not uncommon for narcissists to weaponize a foul stench to increase their perceived level of power. No one dares to mention it and they must endure it in his presence, without acknowledgment.

It is something though that the whole world knows about him. In the long run this tactic just makes him known as a person with a failing body, who shits himself all the time. Surely that does not become a net positive.

Thankfully, I can’t get inside of his head.

"Use your inside voice." "THIS IS MY INSIDE VOICE"

Call him TRUMPLER! He hates being ridiculed! Spread the word.

Rolled out the Red carpet treatment for Putin while Zelensky was attacked & treated like shit with his meeting with Trump!!!

this is his final form

He switched to spicy taco seasoning.

How sweet their holding hands.

So Mr. “End the war in 24 hours” meets the aggressor and wants to pay him to keep land that’s not his, while giving him “two more weeks” to murder Ukrainians and take even more sovereign land before we appease him? Trump is a Russian Asset. #TooWeakTrump #TrumpIsARussianAsset

Cmon blue!

Hopefully cholesterol or BP is closing in.

Are they holding hands?

he's really short of breath

Let's hope it's not a serious health problem.