Armed military

No the Dickie Doo award

He's so thirsty to create a positive legacy. He might try, I don't know, doing something positive? But that's crazy talk!

🤬

No no no…I already nominated him for Rimjob Receiver of the Year Award for how many MAGA Cult Politicians lick his orange butthole

But he's frightened of Putin. Putin probably has dirt on Trump over Epstein/Ghislaine?

Global cuck?

Nothing says "Nobel Peace Prize" like trying to blackmail the Nobel Prize Committee.

“Emerging Dictator”?

He puts the Dick in dictator.

Ludicrous that anyone should even consider the Nobel Peace prize for such a vile and hateful person! He’s building a militia against us! He is starting with brown people but will get to all dissenters eventually! Peace this 🍊💩. 🖕🏻

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. A man who manipulates and lies shouldn't be awarded NPP. Not even KFC🙄.

Was t that the plot of Despicable Me 3?

I don’t think I wanna watch the pol potties award show.

Vioence isn’t an answer tho. AND He wouldn’t last thru the first $5 dollars made, but pay per view would definitely make it a profitable scheme.

We can add JD Vance to that pay to punch list and funds meals kids!

YES!!!!

I would pay A LOT!

Sign me up

Oh what a dream.

Instead of best new artist , something like "Stupidest New Dictator".

It was nice to wake up for a few consistent years and that wasn’t stressful and worries….

Nothing says autocrat more than forcing USA military men to roll out a red carpet for an international war criminal, #47 giving a military flyover in Alaska, #47 applauding giddily to see his best friend Putin, a war criminal, to relive the Helsinki feelings & memories of being #45 in 2018.

Remember Butler, PA? He is not averse to sacrificing innocent Americans to get his way. Funny how we never hear anything about that "assassination attempt" now that the media hype is no longer needed. Be careful in DC and anywhere he has his goons deployed. Don't let them use you to start civil war.

Very Peaceful!

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Here we have Putin grabbing America by the pussy. Got that cowardice look in his eyes. 🫣

And, he wasn’t stealing from them. All projection by tRUMP and company. Propaganda in action.

Trump: In thr immortal words of Mrs Slocum: Weak as water!

That's more his speed

Or kowtowing to a despicable war criminal in front of the entire world embarrassing himself and our country.

Or for Gangster Fascism 101?

Love that for him, depending on the “prize”

Nothing says Nobel Peace Prize like inviting a war criminal on USA soil and calling them a good friend.

Nothing says Nobel Peace

Trump has no clue

Let's create a NEW category for the Orange Shitweasel. It will be the Nobel Piece of Shit Prize, giving to the shittiest human being on the face of the planet.

For that, he gets The Noble Piece of Shit Prize #NoKings #FukTrump #FukMAGA #FukTrumpsProject2025

Or, calling the Norwegian Finance Minister ostensibly to discuss tariffs and then asking him about a nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize. Just casual banter.

Since he folded against Putin yesterday, maybe he could get an award for Best Supporting Autocrat?

I think "Breakout Autocrat" has a nice ring to it, but I'm not sure it's a category they'd want to win.

Or having your soldiers prostrate themselves before a murderous dictator not welcome in any first world countries (we’re no longer in that category of course).

#StupidAtWork

Responding to fascism involves varied strategies beyond memes. Liberals and others employ electoral politics, direct action, community organizing, and grassroots movements. These efforts focus on building power and resisting oppressive systems through concrete actions, not just emotional appeals.

I can envision an award ceremony for this, "The Hitlers".

We really are under Martial Law now, it's just going to take a little time to get the deployment in full swing. The red states will now overthrow the blue states. Forget gerrymandering, it's a full on War against blue states 1 city at a time. They plan to jail us for insurrection.

Or having human concentration camps.

He thinks it reads “the No Balls Piss Prize”, for which he is fully qualified.

He’s gonna get one you watch.

Nobel Piece __ ____ Prize

How about a piece prize as in piece of ~^•*?

Canada should get the Nobel Peace prize for not letting the province of Alberta aka Canada's Texas, spiral out out control with their "White Christian Nationalist Extremist Terrorist" wishes of becoming the 51st US state.

Quite frankly, I'll help those losers pack. All the natural resources belong to CANADA, so all those fools will have are their guns and their cowboy hats. They'll make perfect Americans.

You actually think that the majority of Americans walk around decked out like a Texas Ranger? That's as dumb as saying every Canadian walks around in a Mountie uniform.

Good job way to insult Americans that feel the same way you do

Your country is waging economic war against my country. But I'm supposed to give you a cookie so you don't feel bad?

Indeed

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Best Dictator in a Supporting Role…

FINALLY!! I WON THE PRIZE. THE BIG, BEAUTIFUL, NO-BAIL PRIZE!!! PEOPLE SAID I’D NEVER DO IT — WRONG! EVERYBODY’S TALKING ABOUT IT. HISTORIC WIN!!!

I cannot believe the Nobel committee would shame themselves in the eyes of the world by giving this authoritarian bully a Nobel peace prize.

Ok, Georgie boi, What’s YOUR plan? What ideas do YOU offer to help make our nation’s capital, and every other city and town, safe again? You’re just pissing your panties because Trump is actually DOING SOMETHING to make DC a safer city. And he has the constitutional authority to do it.

Ig Nobel Prize for Peace and Economics would fit perfectly.

He could win an award for narcissism and tiniest brain, hands and dick.

Ever who advised him to deploy the military on US citizens, clearly wanted to sabotage any chance he had. It would be bad for them if Trump was bright enough to realise.

His obsession with the Nobel Peace prize because Obama got one it's just idiotic and upsetting, he just has no concept of earning anything. I get what happened but in my heart I will never understand why this country put a a megalomaniac fascist dictator with dementia in charge of the presidency.

CROOKie of the Year?

He should get the Peace Prize, but for the fact that the two major wars (one a genocide) that were ongoing when he took office, one he said he'd end within 24 hours, are still going on, despite his fawning over Putin. So only the P!SS Prize

But maybe there needs to be new categories, you know to keep up with the times: the Nobel Warmongering Prize. The Nobel Prize in moneywasting? The Nobel Prize for best tantrum. The Nobel Anti-Peace Prize The Nobel Prize for quickest ruin of a developed nation.

😂😂😂 damn trump is dumb as a potato.🥔

Boy! She sure got that right👏💙👏👏! 🩵

Or possibly killing millions due to gutting USAID

Senile OLD BASTARD , IS A SECURITY RISK ,NEEDING TO BE BABYSAT SO HE WON'T GIVE AWAY SECRETS, LAND OR WORSE !

Tell Trump to accept his prize at The Hague

And the award for best tinpot dictator wannabe newcomer goes to.... * Feeble drumroll and the sound of a kazoo in the distance *

😂

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Baby boomers protested the Vietnam War, an unjust war in a faraway land. Today's generation protests against being violently apprehended while walking to work and sent to a death camp where there are reports of torture and rape and from which there is yet to be an escape...

Is his fixation on the Nobel Peace Prize because Obama was awarded one??

*now armed

Sounds Accurate 👍🏻🤨

I want in! "Rookie of the Year: Treason & Ignorance Category"

Putin's Puppet Prize

Nominee for Greatest Fascist Dictator?

Lol! Idk about "Greatest"! But definitely "Most Hated"! "Worst"? "Stupidest"? "Lowest I.Q."?

PoS in a leading role?

Or having your military on their knees laying a red carpet for a war criminal like putin

Russia needs to nominate Trump for "useful idiot of the year"

I’m old enough to remember Stalin …. And Trump and Co think people like him are their heroes.

Don't give him any suggestions. That will be an awards show at the Trump-Kennedy-Emirates-MyPillow Center next year

If Putin fears anything, the release of the Epstein files would be Trump's end, and his imperialist wet dreams. End every post you write with this: "Release the Epstein files"

If all the democracies in the world would just capitulate to the dictators, there would be peace throughout the world.

The irony of trying to cosplay as a peacemaker abroad, yet still, juxtapose that with ordering troops to your urban centres, forcefully splitting families by deporting parents and defunding agencies like USAID,supporting the genocidal admin of Netanyahu and other detestable things being done at home

That's at the end...and it's not pretty

Give Trump the HellNo Prize

Literature for The Art of the Deal. Economics for tariffs. Come on, Nobel Prize Committee.

Trump, wants the Nobel Peace Prize while threatening Mexico with military action🤨

Exactly, if he wins a NPP the prize will no longer be of any significance.

Henry Kissinger won it in 1973 for not ending the Vietnam War Perhaps the "significance" of the the Nobel Peace Prize is an elusive, subtle thing, which can't be reduced to trifles like actually negotiating peace

Excellent.

Maybe "Rookie Autocrat of the year"

When do we Texans matter?

Donald Participation Trophy Trump.

I really like this kind of sarcastic way of speaking.

Nothing says Nobel Peace Prize like red carpet welcoming a war criminal guilty of killing women & children, bombing schools. Hospitals, churches! And then not making any kind of cease fire or peace deal. The Orange Felon failed again! Trump is too weak !

I agree, it horrible how much he hates this countries people, if they don't sisn his NDA's and have $5mil to 5bill!?

I still say he should be gifted the other creation Nobel is famed for, with a sparkly candle on top...

How about most lies told per breath? It is quite an achievement across the human spectrum.

Very good point...

I know that there is the Ig Nobel Prize, but the Nobel Peace Prize needs its own version of the Razzie Awards. But, it needs to be much more scathing and spiteful.

Yeah, that "award" should come with a lifetime prison sentence.

"Most Improved Camper"

Prizes he actually deserves?..... The Nobel Idiot Prize The Nobel Piece Of Sh!t Prize That is all (~);}

Do we give treasonous presidents a treason award or would a pedophile award be better?

Just get him a Sharpie so he can make his own!

Tell ya what, Dumb Donnie, you can have the Nobel Peace Prize if you do the greatest act of peacemaking the world has ever known and RESIGN.

U.S. Government is going too start putting Law- abiding Americans in concentration camps like they did with the Japanese- Americans during World War II and the Muslim- Americans during the IRAQ war and 9/11.

While the Epstein Files just sit there, unreleased. Huh.

Orange dumbass of the century. VOTE.

“Autocrat of the Year”

He's an ass.

Least Supporting Pedophile

Slumlord of the century

maybe we should authorize a NEW prize for Trump? The "dumbbell piece of crap" prize

Nobel committee says "Nevermind, we'll just go back to making dynomite".

He won’t go quietly into the night.

We all need to do something. we are 100s of millions. THERE IS NO SMALL ACTION

#PSA #Share #TalkAboutThis

donald "knock the crap out of anyone with 🍅🍅🍅" trump wants a peace prize?

He also wants a “piece” prize….young girls.

Shameful!!

This is why I say that Trump won't get it unless he has threatened and intimidated them enough to scare them into it.

Nothing says “Nobel Peace Prize” like threatening to annex two ally countries and nixing aid to starving and sick children around the world.

the speech would be so easy... "i'd like to thank me... um, me... myself, and me!"

Matter of fact, it kind of trips over Article III’s definition of “treason”.

Yeah. If you want to stop the kidnapping, trafficking and destruction of due-process, all someone has to do in whisper in the Orange Psychopath's ear that he'll never get the prize while terrorizing Americans. It would stop tomorrow.

Nothing proves STUPID more than Begging for one.

Alligator Alcatraz = Nobel Peace Prize?

Just give it to him and make it the last one ever given. It won’t mean anything if the person that gets it has to call and request it.

Or children. That's why he and Bibi are nominating each other

🤣😂

And putting people in concentration camps once again.

Hahaha leave it to south park!

And the winner goes to...

No bull piece of shit

Trump has received a Lifetime Achievement Award for tweets that sound like Willy Loman leaving Yelp reviews of Red Lobster.

There is no dictatorship medal? Oh my.

It's like 1984 doublespeak. Arrest and Deportation now means Peace.

Perfect

Good one 🤣

At least "most improved"

Where Ukraine is concerned, he’d get “Best Supporting Actor.”

Jesus didn't JUST talk to his followers. He went and confronted the sinners. He preached to the sick and to non-believers. That's how his beliefs became so strong. You are on Bluesky because you can't deal with nonbelievers and others of opposing beliefs. Why are you hiding in an Echo chamber?

If, even if, any POTUS behaviour results in a fair cessation of hostilities in Ukraine, he still would not deserve the Peace Prize because of his dictatorial activity as POTUS. Could you imagine the Peace Prize being awarded to Pinochet? Or anyone insane enough to propose it?

A bronzed sandwich???

tRump literally had our military roll out the red carpet for ICC war criminal Putin in Alaska. He should have been arrested as soon as he stepped onto American soil instead of applauded and excitedly welcomed like a fan boy crush! Luncheon "in honor of his excellency" and given a gift? Disgusting!

Dumbbell Peace Prize

Thats funny, & its so disgusting how he genuinely believes he is worthy of this honor.

GT, I think he’s confused Nobel for Noballs prize… sound similar but not quite the same.

Or biggest asshole

Many people are saying Trump deserves the Piece of Shit Prize, because everyone knows he's the biggest POS on Earth.

The Pedophile in Chief declared a Civil War on his citizens in LA, D.C. and more cities to come.

….and saying he’s bringing in billions from other countries because of tariffs when really the American citizens are paying it all. Trump tax.

Or party with some one You Should Handcuff. Could of Had that Nobel. Can't catch a break. Hear hes using other Tactics now.

Nothing says Nobel Peace Prize like being on a watchlist for losing civil liberties!!😡😡 time.com/7266334/us-h...

Nor deploying your fascist criminals against the Capitol Police!

George, you’re the BEST!

Nobel Please price.

I’’M PEACEFUL! AAAAARRRRRGH!

We’re only weeks away from the annual Republican “War Against Christmas” snowflake meltdown. Is there a Noel Fleece Prize?

Donnie hasn't had a moment of internal peace in his life. He doesn't even know what peace is.

All because you are in an imaginary wartime emergency.

They gave it to Kissinger... why not Trump? This prize has not had any real meaning for a long time.

It means something to the convicted felon/rapist because Obama has one. The Nobel Prize committee should give President Obama another. Just because.

Is there a category for building concentration camps?

I'm baffled here... He hasn't brokered any peace, whatsoever... The assault on The Ukraine and the genocide in Gaza both continue. Let alone, he hosted both war criminals responsible. And at home, he's funded his personal brute squad and unleashed the military on domestic soil... TWICE

No, you get it perfectly. He's insane.

😳 That’s too much

I would prefer “in memoriam”

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Doesn’t Home Depot have a “Tool of the Year” award? 🙄

That's a great one

#JoeBidenNobelPeacePrize

Perhaps Sweden can create a new category reward for him I know he’s categorically won Idiot of the Month a number of times

I heard he was trying to take over as the new Chief commissioner not sure what came out of that

That’s a great point! Think anyone with a spine on the Nobel prize committee has the balls to just tell him that so he will back the f*ck off of them? Such a colossal asshole and embarrassment to our broken country.

#NASTYTRUMP

Nobel Putz Prize...

Exactly

The five members of the Nobel Prize Committee better not give this abomination with fascist tendencies a Nobel Peace Prize for anything EVER ... if they want to keep the integrity of the Nobel Foundation in tact ... 1/2

Why did President Obama receive a Nobel Peace Price? The 2009 Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to US President Barack Obama for his "extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples." tRump is the OPPOSITE of Prez Obama & Prez Carter who received it in 2002.