Come on George you know they can't do math not even basic

Way smarter than GCN pelosi schumer jeffries booker

Yes but only when he is counting special interest money deposited in his offshore accounts

Here he comes yo!

2+2 = flee to Mexico

It’s Ted Cruz. That’s not hard to do.

Irrational numbers

A second grader could have caught that.

It’s not one new or Newsome voice that we need. It’s a million American voices standing up and telling their truths in public, beginning here.

How a deplorable guy like cruz, who is infamously hated by SO many, is elected again, is perfectly absurd - insane.

Wondered many times how he cruz got elected. This is another.

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F-ing AI ME: make me muscular and holding a shovel - like USSR style propaganda. AI: I got you ... done ME: Um, its perfect, but the shovel ? AI: You're absolutely right, you deserve what you asked for, let me fix that. ME: ... this is taking a long time. AI: I got it

Cruz is the weirdo cousin you keep the kids away from every family gathering.

Last to be picked in a team lineup, in anything!

The Cancun Cruiser is by far the biggest asshole in the US Senate although there are many close to the prizes ✅

Anyone who says something is embarrassing, even for Ted, can’t possibly have ever seen or heard one of Ted’s infinite public appearances. Clearly, the man must be immune to embarrassment.

A Republican couldn't spell I.Q. if you spotted them the "I" and the "Q."

California, and all Democrat majority states, should move forward with redirecting, but I bet we’re pleasantly surprised that we didn’t need to because Republican support has dwindled.

Cruz must have learned math at Prager U!

2+2=5 Trump told him so. Really the rats couldn't do much damage.

I'm pretty sure the rats could do a better job of it.

Clearly Ted Cruz is stressed out. He should make vacation plans to go to Hawaii during the next natural disaster for Texas, so he can decompress.

Ted Cruz is a very soft target for satire.

Don't mess with Texas! *unless you are a pedo moron.

Democrats have to gerrymander in order to challenge Republicans in 2026 and they will have to pull some radical maneuvers after that in order to solidify voting rights or republicans will have the upper hand when it comes to redistricting.

When it comes to gerrymandering, Republicans wrote the book. If the Democrats have decided that if you can't beat them, join them, too bad for the the Republicans.

They have to win in 2026 or they won't win the gerrymander war.

Please call Cruz and offer math tutoring, tell him to grow a brain, that kind of thing. 202-224-5922

Ted Cruz can read Dr.Seuss so does this mean he is at a 5th grade level??

Ted Cruz is Orwellian, so he must know the answer is 5.

The republicans in the Trump administration and in congress are lying morons that don't give a damn about the people they represent and who by the way pay their salaries and pay for their vacations. The taxpayers are also paying for genocide

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At every opportunity, every Republican should be asked if they understand what a percentage is, followed by asking why Trump doesn't understand what a percentage is.

Rafael es un hijoeputa que vacaciona durante tragedias. Saquen a Ted el hijoeputa del senado. Confío en ustedes Tejanos!

He thinks it's 7

Cruz, is such a stupid skuz bucket! 2 plus 2 are, um, no pressure, um......🤔

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I love schooling Cancun Teddy

Being better at math than Ted Cruz, does not make you less corrupt. Gerrymandering is corruption. All states should be on a perfect square grid. #MakeGerrymanderingIllegalAgain

What do you expect from a lawyer who went to Harvard. I guess they don't teach basic math there. I didn't go to Harvard or any other rich boy school but I know how to add and subtract. Can Cruz do a checkbook or does his wife do the finances for the house.

Starting to appreciate Radiohead’s lyrics to “2+2=5” released over 20 years ago, but eerily apply to modern shenanigans.

This redistricting battle is just the latest in the far right’s war against democracy . Gerrymandering is unethical, but unfortunately the democrats have to respond in kind. At this point I’d rather the party live with this stain than be destroyed with our ethics intact.

This is honestly hilarious, it just shows off his stupidity in the best way possible.

2 + 2 is whatever you want. That's how Republicans manage the finances of our nation. Is it 4? Is it 22? Is it 2.2? Is it 2,2? It is what Putin's Messenger Boy wants it to be.

Ted does not embarrass easily

5, of course. The Party says so.

Trumps thinks 2+2=5 (that's how he went bankrupt all those times), so Cruz and everyone in MAGA now says the answer is 5.

Ted!s done so much mental gymnastics he probably has brain injuries

It's happening they are coming unglued we must keep up the pressure Ted Cruz is really Raphael cruz card carrying member of the fascist pedo party hahahahahahaha Hahahahahahaha the history books will love his sorry story

I doubt that he knows poop from peanut butter.

I think we should put this to the test! 🤠

He knows how to sell out his people and country. I guess that makes him think he's super smart. 😁🤪

Cruz is a traitor and an idiot to boot.

Teddy’s response: Quick, to Cancun for an answer!!

Do all those #tRumpists not understand percentages?

Maths is woke!

IT'S 4 GEORGE...BUT REPUBLICANS WOULD ARGUE THAT FACT.....THEY WANT RESEARCH, THEIR OWN MATHMATICANS TO PROVE YOUR WRONG....THEIR OWN NUMBERS PEOPLE BECAUSE DEMOCRATS CAN'T ADD, AND ARE ALWAYS MANIPULATING THE NUMBERS TO MAKE DONNY LOOK BAD....EVIL BASTARDS AND THEIR 10 YR WAR ON TRUMP. FFS

Texas is only pushing their schools to add The Ten Commandments. Math is not a thing 😬

Probably not! His Approved Maths textbooks possibly consider math to be woke propaganda.

Not a fucking chance

Anyone mentioned that cruz is a foreigner? Born in Canada, if he weren't a limpet on drumpf's backside he'd have been nabbed by ICE and be hogtied in the gulags by now...

You bought him, you keep him.

Dear world, While Rafael Cruz was born in Canada, he was taken from the land of the (mostly) sane as a toddler so we hold no responsibility for the man Rafael Cruz became. The US broke him, so the US bought him. There are no returns, exchanges, or warranty claims available. Sorry. Love, Canada

Just shows that nurture over nature is a thing, he lacks the ability to say "sorry!"... 😂

That dude is anti-Canadian. I mean, we are traditionally known as a peacekeeping country full of people who are competent, friendly, and know a lot of random facts because of long, dark, and fricking freezing Canadian winter evenings.

If anything it highlights the hypocrisy of drumpf's anti-foreigner policies of removing naturalised citizens, because that's what he is, and if he weren't a pro-drumpf sucker, he'd have been scooped up, especially with that hispanic surname that drumpf hates...

If Alberta separates, they're welcome to him.

Hell, I will tie him to them. You wanted him? Well, be careful what you wish for because now he's yours.

Valid, and on point. Thanks for the laugh.

Anytime 💜 If we don't laugh, we cry.

Sane Americans would never do that to Canada. We created that vile subhuman, so we will deal with him accordingly!

**sadly, we do need to take responsibility for the man pierre pollievre became, and for that we are sincerely sorry. C'mon Canada, lets go get the shame shirt because we do deserve it.

Some people are just easily radicalised, often caused by bad upbringing that causes them to need to seek out validation from any source they can get, even if they are a mostly negative outfit...

No apology necessary. We have donny, who is possibly the man pierre wishes to be!

What about re-gifting him back to you? 😂

You know, as much as I appreciate the thought, we've collectively decided that since the last gift we were given by the world was the 'vid, we are not accepting gifts at this time. Sorry 💜😂

😂Just trying to be neighborly! I'm guessing 'return to sender' isn't an option? Maybe I can claim.... defective, doesn't meet expectations, or that we've changed our minds. What about 'no longer needed or want'? Do any of those excuses work? 😁

1/4 I'm terribly sorry, but any possible buyers remorse period legally expires after 30 days. As you don't have the original receipt and credit card the transaction was processed on, the only option would be to send Rafael to our processing centre, as a favour, but I'm afraid that you will need to‐‐

2/4--pay for the postage. Please start a crowdfunding effort to pay for this, the same way Senator Cruz wants you to pay for your healthcare. It is up to you if you would like to insure the cargo, or risk loss or breakage. I understand the inconvenience, but you'll understand that as goods which--

3/4--are known to have been damaged due to user error, I am simply unable to cover the postage. Please return Senator Rafael Cruz exactly as follows: To: Canada C/O: CECOT Prison G5MV+CX, Angulo El Salvador Please include the message "A gift from Canada, enjoy your freedom while you can, asshole"

4/4 Should you have any questions/concerns, please reach out to our customer service team anytime from 08:00 - 08:05 at 1-866-867-5309 or by email at CanadaIsNotForSale@fuckyoudonald.ca Please reference case number #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles, reference number #DonTheCon - #ElbowsUp - #Never51 -Spark

Crowdfunding good idea, plenty would donate, send him to the fantasy island he & Trump believe exists. They keep pushing false narratives on us, as if we're naïve. Maybe we just drop him at the nearest ICE det. center, there seem to be more of them lately, though they might just let him go😞I tried!

Yes, they really are this stupid.

You can really see how the public schools are failing because of those budget cuts

5, according to their math

Which will be used by the Bureau of Labor Statistics going forward

Yep!

yes rafael cruz understands 2+2. as in: it & the wife fly 1st class to cancun while its 2 kids fly coach. = rafael’s special money saving math. “I wonder if he knows what 2+2 is”

Given his actions and words, I'm going with no, he doesn't.

Cruz is not dumb. He's just a liar and an awful person.

Cancun Ted can only count when it comes to pesos

‘Trump claimed he “got the highest vote in the history of Texas” and is therefore “entitled to five more seats“.’ You stupid, ridiculous MAGA voters. See? He believes he OWNS YOU. These aren’t your reps. They’re HIS. So don’t whine when he cuts your benefits, closes clinics & all the rest. U dupes!

MAGA won't listen, but you deserve upvotes for speaking the truth.

If Ted Cruz could do basic math. We wouldn’t have $37T national debt. 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠 RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

Republicans don't deal in truth,no matter how they communicate it is always with the belief their base will simply believe anything they say. I can feel the tide is shifting but not quickly enough, Trump will establish a police state so we can negate any democratic interference with his plans

Pretty sure rats can’t math!

No one deserves to be trolled into outer space and away from decent folks more than Cancun Ted.

Thank you Gavin!

Newsom is known for his snark, Repubs are no match for it.

I don’t know whose ego is bigger: Cruz or Trump. Both together couldn’t get into an elevator.

With MAGA math 2+2 equals 16.564. But they blame Biden if they are wrong.

Says Grandpa!!!

To be a Republican.. is telling the world that you're a moron..

It’s a good thing cruz has no self awareness otherwise he’d die of shame

Cruz really needs to learn to not talk. Every time he does, trying to back Trump, he shows his ignorance.

Is he aware of a newfangled invention called the calculator? I hear it's so "hot" right now that they come pre-installed on all smartphones. If a really stupid person has a smartphone, is it still a smartphone, or does the stupid cancel it out so it's just a phone? We need to study republicans...

I'm now an independent thanks to Conservative Queen Nicolle Wallace! 🤣😂

ted cruz is not worth his chemical content

The only thing Newsom can school anyone on is ... Stupidity

Short answer…

Ted Ralph did go to Harvard and according to Trump Harvard lets in people who don’t know math so maybe that actually true.

That angle right onto his scalp! 😳😆

Trump doesn't know math so that counts as another lie since Harvard didn't let him in.

Didn't Raphael go to some ivy league school??

Well, his math skills are on par with those of the "president". Im sure most people are excited to be paid to take medications after teump decreases the prices of drugs by 1500%.

"Apples or oranges?"

2 (Cancún, hurricane) + 2 (Athens, floods) = 4midable moron

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Not even one republican can count😉

When is ICE going to deport Ted Cruz? He is so irritating.

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Newsom is on fire with his tweets lately! 😁 #Newsom2028

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Canadian American AWOL senator Cruz doesn’t know how to deal with someone who uses wit and facts.

Newsome clearly isn't afraid to hire an intelligent, minority woman, unlike most Republicans.

MAGAs are clearly terrified of women. That's why they want to keep every one of them barefoot and pregnant, ignorant, and dependent on a man. The next step will be to take away voting rights for women. They want to take women back to the 1950s. MAGAs do not believe in moving forward, only backward.

In right wing math world, 2+2 could equal something like “what about?”.

2+2=Hoax Math is made up left leaning lunatic conspiracy theory meant to be used to control us. IT’S ALL FAKE!!!

Ted can’t even count to six without taking off one of his shoes.

Teddy is an embarrassment for TX.

Sadly, there is more than enough shame to spread around.

Newsom is the exact opposite of anything Cruz. Cruz's wife will no doubt agree. But then...

🤣😝🤣😝🤣😝🤣😝🤣 Ted Cruz treating his posts like Cancun: Gets caught, then disappears."

"The Newsom Show" is the best thing on social media. Facts, snark, humor, righteousness. Staggered release of episodes. Very PAAR (pro-American anti-Republican). #PAAR

Just love your take on the @johnscottg.com Completely on point! And LOVE PAAR!

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He'll have to get Tangelini's permission to answer...

Just like many retrumplikkkians inflate or deflate figures to their advantage. They follow after their dear leader whose inflated ego has deflated the USA in the eyes of our allies.

It’s time someone stands up to these bullies.

Republicans deliberately spread ignorance. Worf would say, they have no honor.

2+2 = 4. Trump: that math is rigged. Cruz: nice catch boss.

Doubtful