Yeah all that for tiny nuts. Sorry George I'm going to keep calling him that until it catches on because tiny nuts is a little b**** and he needs to be treated like that for the rest of his life
Yeah all that for tiny nuts. Sorry George I'm going to keep calling him that until it catches on because tiny nuts is a little b**** and he needs to be treated like that for the rest of his life
W. T. F.
Just keep adding more clowns to the circus!
She must have photos of Noem without makeup or Corey Lewandowski's little balls.
So let me get this right. Dems cheated and stole the election. But those same Dems who mastered stealing the election the first time DIDN'T DO THE SAME THING AGAIN. Are MAGAt's really this dumb ( no need to answer, we know)
The most unqualified administration ever
Along with being the most corrupt.
They are setting these kids up as shields when they are brought up on human rights charges.
Trump has little more than a handful of qualifications for people hired by his admin. 1- The person is unqualified. 2- The person is willing to destroy the dept. 3- The appt is helpful to him personally. 4- The appt pleases Miller and Project 2025. Commonality? They are all eager to lie for him.
Just following orders isn't a defense, honey. You might want to rethink why they gave you this appointment.
Real ‘making a horse consul’ energy. Not that she’s a horse. Just that she is as useless as the horse would be at her new job.
oy!
Only the worst Orange wants a trophy? The Worst, Unqualified, Unintelligent Cabinet Ever
Oh and by the way, if you want to make DC Crime Free vote out mango Mussolini and his enablers. Those are the biggest criminals of all
She looks as dumb as a box of rocks and that's an insult to rocks. If that stupid criminal hired her she's a fucking Criminal
On a positive note, putting someone so young with no experience means the well seasoned, experienced folks already within the department weren't Drumpy enough to do his bidding. Im gonna take that a win for our side.
Sounds about right. This administration is so f'd up that The Onion is almost irrelevant, as they can no longer make stuff up that's crazier than the actual day-to-day goings on of the Trump regime.
Why would she need relevant experience. The only experience required in this administration is ass kissing.
I wish I didn’t have to say What The Fuck everyday!!!!
Looks like a woke DEI hire
the amount of incompetent people and orange man's incompetent micromanagement combined let's me hope for the country: this government is doomed to fail :-P
By a girl who apparently had cooties.
How did she get to be SES at her age?
The stooopid is blinding.
We could have had qualified people running our nation and federal systems. Instead it’s just yes-men to the regime who don’t know what the f they’re doing.
I reckon Madison Sheehan is bound for federal prison or yet higher office. Hopefully the former.
Yes. They certainly think highly of themselves.
Sheahan got the new job because she smells like fish and wildlife.
Well there’s a 22 yo nobody running DHS Counter-Terrorism so why the fuck not??? 🤷♂️
another manifestation of patronage politics, where you get assigned to positions if you are: 1. a sycophant of the current regime. 2. having thick skin like titanium. 3. eligible for the post despite having no experience or key competencies for it (see 1 & 2).
The satire writes itself
The worrying thing is that this is not satire. Your country is experiencing a takeover. All of the qualified experienced people who make things run, that you take for granted have been sacked. And replaced with brainwashed arseholes. Funny? Probably not
We here are acutely aware of that. No need to remind us.
Got some real winners in charge 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
Even better, the two teens were a 14yr old girl and a 15 yr old boy. And in the photos, Big Balls’ face is dirty but, as Devin would say, “his hair was PERFECT.”
My old boss Brian Kemp who is apparently Governor of Georgia, made a kid who studied golf at UGA the director of the state Nursing Board. His daddy donated a lot of money to his campaign. I had to tell the punk not to cat call the nurses and that they were there for license defense.
DEI hire?
Cannot make it up.😜
The 19 year old was beaten up by 15 year olds because he was trying to fuck a 16 year old
Only the best
did #BigBalls get beat up, though? cameras everywhere in the District, and nothing showing the event?
Should citizens be on the look out for bear traps on sidewalks? Butterfly nets?
She must have mad fellatio skills.
All this grooming is what repubes do. They say to the public We cater to gen z and really it’s about manipulation. These kids will do anything they say because they’re being given the money and power and they’re all too dumb to function anyway so they’re perfect. Old white people remain in Charge.
What a joke this Trump administration is.
The entire regime is a sham. Full stop
These are the mean girls from high school. Treat them accordingly. Point out every physical flaw. Sigh. lol
Not trying to be funny but she’s seriously 26?? She looks so much older. I thought she was easily in her mid 30’s 😳😬 I guess selling your soul ages you something fierce. Wow.
Make that in her 40’s. Easily. But 26? Evil ages one. Severely.
My grandma always said your character shows in your face eventually.
No amount of plastic surgery can fix anyone that ugly or give them character they never had. Your grandma was right.
Has a super Trans Vibe. Maybe we could work with that. :)
You need more experience to work at McDonald's than that trout-faced hag needs to run a government agency.
She's certainly got the looks... she emanates the same energy as Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
Yep you got it right, this is what corruption looks like under the microscope.
They need to get useful idiots in place to take the fall
I feel so much safer now.
White? Check Racist? Check Sycophantic? Check Qualified!
It doesn't sound so bad if you ignore the details and facts.
Is it a she or he ,only her hair dresser knows for sure and I dont care but gee she has joined the enemy of the American majority, she may get trolled or roasted
Respectfully, Ms. Sheahan is a willing member of the regime which renders her a Traitor. Every individual within the regime condones its' egregious and depraved actions. Accordingly Ms. Sheahan is not a 'lady' she is merely a poor excuse for a woman. A lady exudes class and refrains from lying 1/
and condoning abhorrent deeds. Ms. Sheahan, like Sec. Noem, is bereft of the integral qualities of a lady. End
Yet another unqualified political appointee.
So qualified means unqualified...got it. Fuck this bullshit administration.
Curiouser and curiouser…..
And they are avenging Big Balls by beating up random citizens on the streets of our nation's capital.
Sportsman’s Paradise to Gangsta’s Paradise.
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Right? All I heard in 2020 from them was, "I can't breathe with these face bras! Wearing a mask gives you bacterial pneumonia, and weaken your immune system, and make you sicker than COVID would! Masks mean you're weak! Children will be harmed by not seeing faces!"
PEDOfuhrer consumes Fox News daily and seeks those exceptional LIARS for his unqualified regime PRICKs. Whoever lies the most & flatter PEDOfuhrer, will be nominated. 🤬🤷
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Intentional ineptitude to provide examples of government failures.
Why don't people get that lack of qualification and inexperience are exactly the qualities Trump is looking for in the people appointed to his government. These are people who don't have any arguments against what he wants to do.
George I hate to be dim but could you re-do that in a way that uses colored yarn? 😄
And this Ladies and Gentlemen is why ICE has zero accountability training or notion of decency
So do she become part of that Group? Make Another Giant Asshole? I see it on all the hats they made the color of a hemorrhoid…
We are on the worst reality show in history.
Better yet the Host is the worst ever in history
I truly think to him thats all this is, just a big show that revolves around him.
Are they trying to make women look incompetent by choosing only the evil stupid ones?
Something smells fishy here🤔😳🥴
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she's good at sucking up hence her appointment
Sucking 🍊💩4🧠s is more like it!
clever use of emojis!!! 🤣
Job Duties 1-Hire Whites only 2-Deport all immigrants 3-Arrest all criminals 4-Insure officers wear masks Experience Required 1-White Nationalist 2-Former employee of MAGA official Job Applicants 1-MAGA 2-Butt-Kissing required Required Background 1-Conviction of hate crime 2-J6er 3-Pedophiles OK
The youth, lack of experience and qualifications, plus the willingness to do ANYTHING they ask her to do, as long as promotes Christian nationalism, are the things that most here most attractive to them.
She’s 26?!
the administration is still draining that swamp and pushing meritocracy I see...
Just when I think this administration can't get any weirder, it does!! Marshal law in DC, 26 year old assistant is in charge of the federal presence??
It's all smoke and mirrors to look good on a Resume after this is all over.
The incompetence is what is going to save us. The youth of these criminals is going to be their downfall. There will be decades of hunting them to bring them to justice. Its going to be funny to see how much harder hiding in Argentina is when your victims are Latino.
Her?? Christ, there was a huge stink when Landry named her unqualified ass to head Fish and Wildlife. So of course, she fails upward. I guess the silver lining is that she's no longer Louisiana's problem.
We are glad she left Louisiana
The wildlife and fisheries might have a chance now that this slack-jawed idiot is gone
America has a long history of burning black cities because a person got attacked by a person or two.
Probably gives good head!
Inexperience and willingness to hurt people seem to be prerequisites to getting Senior Positions. You can control the narrative at the top better.
When we said "where are all the young(er) people in government, why is everyone 300 years old", this is not what we meant
I'm sure she is bigoted enough. All the qualifications needed.
And they're giving "Small Balls" the same award as Rosa Parks for getting his ass kicked by a 15 year old girl. Yep... That's where we are now. Reality is Stranger Than Fiction
As long as she has the hate in her heart that the rest of the administration has she’ll do just fine…..
Treat the Noem and Sheehan families the same way ICE is brutalizing innocent citizens! Fight fire with fire when dealing with maga Nazis.
incompetence by design in this administration
Sick
It’s oddly reassuring that very few kind people who know stuff are in MAGA.
Requirements: kneepads and a pulse (having a pulse is waiverable) So if you have a tiny penis and an ugly face, talk to your local ICE recruiter!
They want people who won't question what they are doing.
It's a cult
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The incompetence & inexperience in this failed regime is staggering
What bright ideas do you have to make our nation’s capital safer Georgie boi?
The only people safer because of ICE/troops being in DC are the families they left behind.
She's about as qualified as everyone else in this monarchy.
The inexperienced are easier to make into cult members.
These fascists are dumb af
we are becoming a Kakistocracy of the highest order... only the corrupt and unqualified will have jobs...
How can the alpha guys at fish and wildlife not be pissed off that an unqualified person took one of their potential promotions? Are they ass licking wimps?
shame they don't give a fuck about school shootings...
Y’all got a license to fish in that thar Anacostia River?
Don't mind the DDT and PCBs.
WTF
OMG!!! She doesn't even have blonde hair. This needs to go before the hair dye committee before she can be confirmed. I insist.
Another MAGA Zombie with no will of her own! Only the best! Can’t wait to commit her first felony!
She has a lot of her life left to be spending in Leavenworth. I bet she flips at the first opportunity. It's going to be so fun when she gets called in front of congress.
Only the best people……
Fucking kkkunt.
It's fitting. The ICE hires are basically classified as Subhuman Fish and Wildlife
The best people
When some of your most dedicated supporters have to apologize for supporting you & your party, its bad. When everything you do is incompetent, fake, or vile its bad. When your entire squad protect pedos, its bad. Now this... bsky.app/profile/duro...
Careful George. The kid was brutalized. Next you’ll be telling a murder victim that crime is down.
Hooo boy.
Loading more in the clown car!
No qualified people want to work for an unqualified president.
It all makes sense now right. Right?!?!?
NOT 1 COMPETENT person left in the Republican Party
Kakistocracy exemplified.
All for a bloody nose
In her defense, she was not qualified to be the ‘wildlife lady’ either. This person has absolutely no qualifications to lead any governmental organization. Moreover, given they seem to be completely okay with such appointments, they should not be trusted to even give water to a plant.
All of TACO’s sycophants and their hires have invested their souls in this 3-ring reality show. They won’t have a clue what to do with themselves when it is finally canceled. It seems that they also don’t have a clue that most of them will be tried and found guilty of crimes against humanity.
I’m sure the parents are VERY loyal to the whole trashing of the country thing
Where did she graduate from? Catatonic State? A BS degree? BS = Butt smooching?
What a joke.... all of these unqualified people in powerful positions. What next ??
Your qualifications for a job don't matter, it's how well you kiss the bosses ass
To work for the 4th Reich the only qualifications necessary are that you are a vile white supremacist shitbag. Of this is you! Great news! You're hired!
Never have we used children to run agencies. I guess thats what Trump has to do to avoid being around only people dumber than he is.
At least they’ll probably be opportunistic as fuck and when Big Daddy Trump croaks they’ll be telling their stories to sell books for one additional grift
He was beat up by a 15 yr old girl. 🤣
The people he picks are all incompetent and unqualified. This entire administration is a joke.
This is so stupid. It’s written like this dolt is an anomaly! Noem isn’t qualified!!
MAGA are so DUMB
Yes. Nothing makes sense anymore.
Lady???
George - they don't need to be experienced or qualified as positions like this are just figure heads. Instructions for what to do and say are coming from elsewhere. My question is, how do these people feel when they look in the mirror?
“Big Balls” is the grandson of Valery Martynov, a lieutenant colonel in the KGB. All roads lead to Putin.
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DEI for white people.
Good thing Big Balls saved the government from waste, fraud, and abuse to pay for the military occupation of Washington DC. Of course, if he were not white and entitled, I guarantee the troops would not be wandering around the affluent white neighborhoods. If they are needed, maybe go...never mind.
Well we were sure something fishy was going on and this confirms it.
Not only stupid and inappropriate but embarrassing!
Sounds about right for this administration, Mr. Takei.
A DEI hire - Dumb Egregious Imbecile
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They only hire the "best people"
Deep loyalty to the Trump-cult is their only requirement.
Dear America; this is the most bizarre reality show I've ever seen.
Yup.👋 Resist, neighbor! 🇺🇲🫶🇨🇦🌏🌎🌍
Pile.on the pressure! Only the experienced know how not to crack under it.
Don’t forget blatant sexual assault
That and a willingness to lie shamelessly.
One other requirement: knee pads that can take a beating and be worn under your pants. The only surprise here is that the 26 year old is 9 years older than expected.
More like 20 years older
If you americans are serious about touring corruption you'll need to hold the equivalent of the Nuremberg trials after this... look at every corrupt decision made by this corrupt gov. Including Donald's new wealth.
The requirement for a government job in this administration… NONE, other than kiss Trumps ass and do what they are told to do.
MAGA...morons are governing America.
Methinks there might be more to discover about this young woman.
DQ=Q
She's a patsy. A nobody who will take the blame if shit goes wrong. Which it likely will.
Big Balls is going somewhere…heck he got beat up for 🍄🟫…at the least, he deserves some deputy position…
In TrumpWorld, everyone fails upward.
Sounds like Noem is the groomer in this story…
This whole administration smells like rotting trout.
No experience means she has no idea what is legal or illegal should she decide to adopt some morals or something.
Classic “Mar-A-Logo” face.
I'd say "Mar-A-Lago face in waiting" - just waiting to schedule that plastic surgery.
Fish eggs on ice. 😂
Only the BEST people, eh?
Epstraction
How come she doesn't get to wear a mask?
God bless America.
She’s protecting all the big balls in Washington.
The Idiocracy runs deep.
Let us all strive to make this 26 year old novice very famous! World renowned! So that she may never ever have a day of peace in very long long life.
I hope that when Big Balls is 55, balding, and has a fat gut hanging over his pants, he's constantly ridiculed about his self-given crass nickname, the fact that a girl beat him up, and the work he did for DOGE.
Is she both now?
When we focus on outrage the outrageous goes unchecked. Peaceful Protect Actions <> Outrage
Question. If your name is "Big Balls" do you indeed have big balls if the military gets called the minute you get beat up?
Bush & Cheney famously sent unqualified young Republican loyalists to administer the occupation of Iraq, with disastrous results for Iraqis & US forces. Obviously, Trump regards the nation's capital with similar loathsome disrespect. www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna14868...
A friend off mine, fluent in Arabic, offered his services to the FBI as a translator after 9/11, but was excused after being quizzed about his views on abortion.
That administration absolutely laid the groundwork for the current decline.
Unfucking believable. We live in such a stupid country. 😞
Oh come onnnn.... it wasn't possible to find anyone LESS qualified on such short notice...
The big balls assault probably never even really happened. It was probably fabricated (just like the assassination was fake) so trump could implement his nazi military takeover. I truly believe this…
Get ‘em young
The First Children's Crusade was a catastrophe. This sequel will be even worse.
It’s their version of “merit based” hires.