Kristi Gnome

not even the sharpest spoon

“ so they can come into the country the right way” ummmm… people who have been coming into the country the “right way” —their processes has been taking years thru no fault of the immigrant—aren’t they just getting kidnapped/deported willy-nilly?

Thing is, we know who has a visa, when they arrive and when their visa expires. We have a good idea where they are, too. The feds should simply go get them. No need for masked thugs.

Most Visa holders have done nothing wrong. They get a visa to work or vacation, they work our vacation, they leave. No problem. This is insane and geared toward performative cruelty. Have Republicans never traveled on a visa?

Doubt there is a cleaning lady visa or for that matter for waiter/waitress. Try again.

And mostly white. From NYC originally and we all knew where they lived.

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Love this! Thank you!

How they gonna paint THE MEXICAN SIDE?

They should all be dragged

Indeed not.

She may be able to fill in her wrinkles… but there’s nothing to fill the void of soul. Truly evil.

Or the space between the hair extensions

Ah yes, the border wall. Famouly known for its daytime crossings...

But her makeup is flawless!

Next up she’ll suggest painting tunnel entrances on the wall to fool them a la Road Runner

WTF happened to building the wall?

She’s not even the sharpest rolling pin in the drawer.,

Well if she was smart do you think she would be any where near trump or try to look like Melania Knauss Trump. I wonder if she wants to sleep with the child molester

I agree

Not even the sharpest spoon in the drawer.

She’s like a spork that could neither spear nor scoop food.

She's not even the sharpest blunt object in the rock pile.

He didn’t hire her for her brains.

Like soooo many women in trump's orbit, the only sharp knife she's familiar with belongs to her cosmetic surgeon.

Half a mile a day on a 2000 mile border... that's only 700 miles of border being built in Trumps 4 year term, so the wall is nothing but a performative joke. Unless Project 2025 is planning to be in for way more than 1 term.

Maybe someone can paint a tunnel on it like in the roadrunner cartoons. Then she will think everyone is coming in through it. 😜

we need legislative retribution against these kinds of boot licking swamp lap dogs

I'm pretty! I don't have to know anything.

money laundering, grifting, likely stealing of some form

Just another excuse to hire contractors that are Trump's buddies. If they paint without sandblasting, the paint will not hold up anyway.

Knife? She ain’t even a spoon.

Consider: She was left the color choice and she selected something that would match her heart.

She's a spoon in the knife slot.

That’s a new one: No one ever painted the Berlin Wall black.

Are we sure it’s not to stop the people from the U.S. from escaping?

Well she's a trump supporter, they're as sharp as children's scissors.

Definitely low IQ…

She wouldn't even make a good knife. Sharpener let alone a sharp knife

Now more dogs are gonna get shot...

Don't tell them about ladders or saws and especially don't tell her about tunnels. In case anybody needs a lesson on tunnels I suggest you read a book, "The Tunnels of Cu Chi". They ran from Cambodia to Saigon.

Worthless prostitute

Praying she gets brain cancer

More like: not the sharpest hammer in the sack.

What she lacks in smarts she makes up for with evil.

I have to watch her drone on every time I stand in the TSA line. There oughtta be a law!

Trump painted the wall Black last time and the paint pealed. Same shit new idiot to do it, same results. Wasted money 💰💰💰💰 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰 typical Trump

The whole of the administration couldn’t slice bread, collectively

Stupid as the day is long.

A potato is sharper

Just another painted lady in his garden.

At least it's not gold. 🤣🤣🤣

Did you know if you rearrange the letters in her name you can get "I stink more?"

Its a drawer of spoons I think

So I’ve been to the wall many times. It’s metal, and stretches across the hottest, sunniest parts of the US. Painting it black will actually cool it off. Ridiculousness.

Usual incompetence

I hope she hates what she sees in the mirror. That could explain her plastic surgery disfigurement.

There are no sharp knives in that drawer.

Catering. I see what you did there.

The Black Widow

(paraphrasing) Trump has a great big hole right through the middle of him. He can never harm enough US citizens, or have enough beautiful women, to ever fill it up.

The small plastic knife in the drawer.

There are old wooden spoons sharper than Kristi.

She wants him to see her like he did/does Hope Hicks.

Um, which side of the wall are they painting, the US side? Immigrants don't arrive from that angle. And does Noem not realize that people are more likely to scale the wall at night when it would be far cooler, thereby defeating the intention of the black paint? It's all so effing stupid.

To be fair the black paint will make the wall temporarily a few degrees hotter but it will also cool faster at night. Immigrants crossing on winter nights will need good gloves to keep fingers warm. Or a ladder.

It's along the Mexican border. How cold does it get in December down there? 60? 50? Not really known for blizzards and arctic level chills. All in all, a waste of money and time.

Deserts can be cold at night especially with any elevation at all. Portions of the U.S. Mexico border are above 2,000 ft elevation. Painting the border wall is a waste of money since wind-blown sand will strip the paint no matter what they do.

brain like rocks in a bucket

But she's a damned good shot!

Painting the wall the color of her heart.

Last time Trump spent $Millions of taxpayer money on the "border wall" the money disappeared and the ONLY thing that got built was part of the fence. ...the fence that was planned and paid for by the Obama Administration.

May every stray dog hound you till the end of your days.

To be fair, Noem is predisposed to painting over old things.

All the brains of a vacuum, emptiness, not even a scrap of air...

It's crazy how so many nonsense conspiracies come from one person who happens to be powerful and vindictive. Normally we'd just say "sure thing, grandpa" as we wheel him back to bed.

Not the brightest bulb in the outhouse.

But, she does know how to dress for the occasion.

trump is way too emotional to be the president.

Or as tRump would say, “not the sharpest bulb”

Some of that Botox has passed through the blood-brain barrier.

Dumber than a box of hammers

There's no knives in that drawer, only spoons.

she should have just said it would be painted to help protect from and deter rust…but she is on the bandwagon with others brown nosing and cruelty and has no self preservation in herself…she has no common sense at some point she needs to stop cutting off her nose to spite her face

She’s got trump/epstein syndrome

She is a filthy POS

"So we are going to be painting the wall black to make sure that we encourage individuals to not come into our country illegally, to not break our federal laws, so they can come into our country the right way SO WE CAN THEN ARREST THEM & DEPORT THEM WHEN THEY SHOW UP FOR COURT HEARINGS"

Wall of Trump’s that’s completed & fixed old wall is 458 miles long on U.S. & Mexican border that’s 1,954 miles long. So people can walk around his wall that cost billions. Paint it whatever color, it won’t stop anyone.

OK-so you’re gonna paint your wall in the desert black? Let’s do it in August. 🤔

Yes because painting it black will stop them from cutting right through the wall.

Sales of gloves going up in Mexico?

Thought she already blew through her budget.

Why not fly paper? That's something Trump would go for.

After being painted black, I bet there would be graffiti on it overnight 😉.

Following Coco Chanel's (another Nazi sympathiser) advise,Kristi will put an LBD on The Wall.

What an idiot.

Krusty Gnome lives for the will of Trump like a drug addict does their dealer.

Shot a Dog and a Troublesome Goat all in the same morning.. What a gal 😳

Giving any of these people sharp objects is just a bad idea.

Not even the smartest spoon

She’s as worthless as her ratty hair extensions and as dumb as a doorknob

I looked at some of the comments under a post of this today. People were suggesting ways of going further. Electrifying it etc. Carrying that kind of hate for other human beings who have done nothing to deserve it, just blows my mind.

More like a spork.

She’s lying Trump would only order things painted gold.

With the geniuses formulating our border policies, I'm a little surprised that their idea isn't to put "Welcome to Guatemala" on the wall to make migrants think they went the wrong way.

What kind of chicken fried stupid is this? I was happier not knowing that the level of stupid trump et al are conjuring up exists.

Trump must know a donor who also owns a paint company.

one way to describe noem is train wreck

Don't mention knives. She'll want more plastic surgery on our dime.

She is a puppet of the orange felon, rapist, and likely child sex trafficker, Donald Trump.

Sharp enough to cut you! Stop hiding in this echo chamber.

It's mind boggling what she will do to protect the child molester

All the easier to do some great anti DDT graffiti!

Does the sun go down on the border? If yes, when it goes down does the air cool? If yes, does that cooler air flow across the black surface? If yes, does that mean that the paint does nothing at the most likely time for people to go over it? Oh yeah “great idea boss. You are a stable genius”.

Mexico is paying for the paint and they've been ordered not to turn off the sun.

She wouldn't work for him If she were

Also, she kills dogs. It’s in her autobiography and everything.

‪BE WOKE, MAKE CONVICTED FELON TRUMP BROKE! 💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙‬

I've had sharper shits.

But the one with the biggest hair 🤢

Not the sharpest sandwich in the attic

Cheap, plastic cutlery is never a good investment 🫠

But... $46 million... Have you let that sink in? We get bamboozled by numbers most of us can't fathom. Many toss it off as "it's a shared cost"... Oh! Wait! Citizens sharing cost... That's SOCIALISM! So... Socialism works when it's racist?

Whoa there! That drawer has many fine dog killing knives!

Noem spending that massive ICE budget on sharks with friggin laser beams on their heads.

Not the sharpest club in the armory rack.

So can’t they climb it at night? On colder days? With insulated gloves? There are probably several ways around this issue.

Gloves…

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Wonder how much her take is on all this??$$$🤔

Too many hair pins and hair pieces.

I hope her trial is televised.

She painted the NORTHERN side of the wall.

About as sharp as a marble. She fits in well with the rest of marbles

US President confessed he is worried about not getting into heaven. This had led to speculation that "he knows he's dying". www.express.co.uk/news/world/2...

Awe Krusty gnome, as thick as sh1t in a whiskey bottle!!

Sue your surgeon. Holy fuck. Only a deranged reeking fuck wit would even approach…oh, it’s Lewendowski.

She's not even as sharp as a teaspoon

Too much plastic surgery?

It’s a subtle dig at someone’s lack of intelligence or sharpness, likely aimed at a public figure or recent event, given George Takei’s frequent commentary on politics and culture.

But she is the most cosmetically enhanced and the best at cosplay.

Being dumber than trump is the first criteria in the trump administration.

With the walls painted black, migrants climb up a black-painted ladder in all-black suit to enter the country undetected in the cover of night. Brilliant.🫥

Do you think that they know that gloves are a thing? 🧤

Have they heard of two things: gloves and nighttime?

they only gonna paint the US side

Painting Noem's or Trump's face on the wall may do a better job of repelling people.

Good ideas that they are on walls, not to admire but rocks and shits can be thrown at it.

Another useless waste of taxpayer money.