Says one of the most inauthentic men in politics.

trump cheated with musk!!

BARF

The brain worm would go hungry!

💪😱

Trump is definitely authentic, an authentic Orange Pedo Moron.

Well yeah! Anyone who calls 🍊🤡 a “genius” must have a live brain worm munching away! VD is anxious to model his Gestapo uniform.

Trump is an authentic con artist. Maybe the most successful crook ever.

You could be right about that.

😂😂

JD Vance is a brain worm

Of course he's authentic. The United States has never had a Convicted Felon in the White House.

Just Dance on the the same old song

He has no brain.

Mimicking or calling out his bullshit?

An authentic sex offender narcissist with dementia, yes.

Authentically criminal

Ya… he’s not the brightest bulb

My laughter over this is authentic.

Vance is the epitome of the sound of one hand clapping

Vladimir Futon Vance.

Trump is authentic all right, authenticity awful, self serving and moronic.

VANCE IS AN IDIOT.

The words genius, authentic & Trump should never be in the same sentence.

He doesn't even get it, clueless

He may have stood too close and one made the jump.

JD’s a cowardly liar. A suck up, and a punk.

Newsom is doing a great job 👏🏼 Getting into the 🍊🤡 cabinet of shitheads.

The asshat does not get it. Newsome is just trolling. Epicly. Bigly!

The best way to get a authentic imitation of Trump is to hire a dyspeptic orangutan and dress it in a bad suit. No one would be able to tell the difference if you shaved the face and neck of the primate.

🤣🤣🤣

Typical fascist sense of humour bypass

They think pretending not to understand that Newsom is mocking Trump's absurd behavior is their best strategy. So their best strategy is a steaming pile of💩!

Authentic grifters.

You have to consider that for JD, lying, cheating and stealing are authentic.

The word is mock, not mimic. But hey, they both start with m.

There's nothing authentic about any of them. Idolizing politicians is dumb because every single one of them is only in it for the power

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Whatever you say, Tattoo Vance.

It would need to be a very tiny worm to inhabit Vance’s brain

Tell JD to go fuk his couch!

In which we see JD Vance played by Newsome as an amplifier.

Thiel certainly trained his puppet well.

He's a pathological liar AND the faithful view him as "authentic". WTAF? I don't get it and I've heard it countless times! Are they celebrating his authentic: narcissism, manipulativeness, sociopathy, limited literacy and numeracy, bronzer?

Drumpf is authentic?!?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He’s the most plastic inauthentic MF’er on the planet!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nobody knows what awaits for us, however, sharing a laugh with JD Vance guaranteed will never happen.

Chucky with a beard and couch fetish.

I meant couch fetish Chucky with a beard.

He's just utterly humorless.

What brain?

They are so stupid. It's not mimicking it mocking. It's also 1000x more funny. HEADLINE, Second mouse always gets the cheese. Especially when the cheese is a cheese taco.

Wow He cant be that stupid can he?

He is a Republican - so it is possible.

Newsom! x.com/JPo1369/stat...

And Newsom is doing an authentic parody of Trump.

"Fundamental genius" Wuahahahahaha! His fundamental genius is that voters are idiots + corporate media + gerrymandering + voters suppression.

Bowman's only purpose in life is to stay out of spotlight but saying MAGA things long enough he is not fired by Trump and can do the 25A when Heritage and TechBros think they have enough control to not need Trump anymore.

#StupidAtWork

It means Newsom just sounds like an idiot. Trump is an actual idiot.

Same one that got RFK Jr. Wasn’t enough there to feed on……

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I love it, brilliant!

Authentically, a douchebag.

What a joke this idiot is. Newsome is dumbing himself down to Trumps level, which shows how stupid they are.

Personally, I think Newsome is only having intellectual fun with a mentally retarded spoiled tiny handed baby man. This was once a social no no.....showing intellectual superiority over a dummy. trump's attempts to show intellectual superiority over anything but MAGA stupidity deserves mocking.

Yes I’m aware of that. I was saying he’s talking in jest how dump and his supporters comprehend. I love Newsome and back him 100%.

I understood that......sometimes I overwrite. There are so many who blame him for their troubles I get defensive...

This government is saturated with lying bullshit.

It hard to believe that conservatives are so without a sense of humor that they can’t discern that Newsom is mocking Trump. No wonder there has never been a successful comedy show for conservatives.

I think they all sit around a staff lounge in the West Wing snorting brain worms. 🧠🪱

They don't understand that he's mocking Trump???

He missed the “mocking” lesson in 8th grade English class.

Such a punchable face.

So having a 38% approval rating is considered political genius?

Typically, it always seems to be about them. That’s what this maga movement is, an egotistical voyage of the fake-downtrodden, attempting to make every issue about them and their beliefs. Bigotry and racism is rule, is immoral, and will fall. It’s up to us(meaning everyone) to end this asap.

Oh he’s authentically demented for sure.

He has no idea what authentic means..

So by this logic, would the time that Chaplin made fun of Hitler had been a failure because Hitler was "Authentic"?

No, I think he called Trump authenticity crazy.

Too dense to grasp mocking

It tried but it couldn’t find any gray matter.

US Resident Trump certainly is authentic. His wife, Melancholera, whose only job is to be a looker, said, "You always know what he's thinking." Sure. Okay. Trumputin doesn't know anything about Statecraft; he is a worldwide embarrassment; and he is killing our democracy every day in every way.

Authentic idiot!

No, he's just channelling Rudolf Hess. When he chickens out and flies to Scotland, they should just send him to The Hague.

Authentically cruel bastard.

Jd is a dumb ass hypocrite.

The sarcasm is lost on the folks.Period.

You’ve assumed a brain, silly. He’s not paid to think.

I think JD Vance might have been right there. Authentic could be an accurate description. No president has ever tried just being a complete and total fucking moron before so it is authentic.

One on one with fox news? Once again I say…..

Brain? What brain?

Of course David James Bowman know what authentic is.

Stable genius, indeed 🙄🤢

JD prefers cowhide sofas 🤣

🔥

😂

If Hugo Boss designs a couch will JD finally let Usha free?

What in the hell does authentic mean? Pile of shit?

I saw something Trumpian and “authentic” just this morning. And then I flushed.

😂🙏🏻 must be… the whole White House is infected.

I wonder if he isn't consuming too much oxy

Oh, yes, trunt is indeed authentic. An authentic pile of wormy elephant 💩

Trump has been quoted as saying that the J in his name stands for genius. Yup, he's a real wordsmith. Oh and one more thing, release ALL of the Epstein files!

Well this oughta piss him right off! LMAO

That’s a weird take.

Isn't that the protocol in this regime?

Trump is an authentic con man.

An authentic conman

And an excellent con at that, but hardly a trait I want in my President. I wonder why so many people are good with that?

Now we know that Trump picked someone as dumb as himself for VP.

Buttboy JD would not recognize satire if it was wedged into his sofa.

“My god, what an idiot.” -JD Vance on Donald Trump before deciding to sell his soul and betray all that is good for the sake of personal advancement.

Newsom needs a sidekick to troll JD Vance-Epstein.

Trump isn’t authentic. He’s pathetic. So are his supporters and apologists.

Vance is jealous because he didn't think of it and he thinks Gavin might go after him. Gavin has more class and better options than fucking couches.

Shadee, He's doing it to take the piss out of your shit-stained pedo boss

Authentic? #Trump lies the way most folks breathe.

Nah he is just a bare faced lying couch shagger

Oh JD “couchhumper” Vance… clearly when they were handing out brains the day you were born, they skipped right over you.

tRump IS authentically stupid. No one could project stupidity as well as tRump. In fact, if the gave Nobel prizes for stupidity Newsom couldn’t hold a candle to tRump and his dumpster fire of stupidity,… the couch fucker is a close second though.

Vance doesn't get the satire!

That would require brains.

Nope. He’s just an ignorant bastard.

If it did, it would die of malnutrition.

🤣

Difficult to understand "JD" with his tongue so far up Trump's behind.

Calling a narcissist authentic is bizarre.. he is just openly cruel & authoritarian- it’s not the same

Coming from the king of aestheticism himself... I am sorry, what name is he using this week?

Brain? I'm confused.

Bwahahahahahaha…hahahaha….hahahaha

May JD Vance turn into worm food.

Authentic conman

So JD Vance admits that Donald Trump is authentically demented? OK.

Nah, I'm pretty sure it's his Silicon Hillbilly heritage shining through.

Jeez , Vance doesn't understand mocking and mimic are two different things! He is definitely number than a pounded thumb !

That worm ate his whole brain

Trump and the GOP are about as authentic as polyester.

Trumps style? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

Whaaaaat? JD has a brain 🤔

God these fucks are so stupid it's embarrassing

You have to be pretty damn dense not to see what South Park and Newsom are doing. JD trying to hypnotize the masses into thinking Newsom is imitating Trump will not work at all.

That’s the adjective I think of when I think of a New York City, nepo-baby,real estate magnate turned tv show presenter. Authentic.

"Authentic" is one of the last words I'd use about Donald Trump.

Who is Trump mimicking?

You don't need to mimick anyone to be inauthentic.

But the topic is mimicry, Gavins not even the one posting like Trump so less authentic than the first president to get on social media, no?

The topic was that I wouldn't use the word authentic about Trump. I don't care about Newsome.

Says the oh so authentic Vance - who a few years ago compared Trump to Hitler 🤔 www.reuters.com/world/us/jd-...

HA HA HA HA HA….. Vance is such a PUTZ SUPREME and clearly has no self awareness …it’s so funny. 🤣

He's an authentic 'Fucking moron' according to the former CEO of Exxon and SoS.

He’s deliberately misunderstanding what Newsom is doing. Song and dance for the FF.

vance hits the nail on the head. trump is real, a real sex offender, A real felon, A real liar. But most of all he is a real C**T.

I didn’t think anyone could be a worse VP than Pence BUT I must admit I was wrong.😑

only if authentic = unhinged, untethered, idiotic

Infected by a loose couch spring.

HAH! At this point I’m convinced half of politics, or a lot of republicans, are just a brain worm cosplay competition................. 😑🤣

Vance is right about Trump. The tango tyrant is authentically that nasty, that self serving, that self aggrandising, that stupid.

Yes, JD, Trump is authentically an idiot and Newsom is only pretending to be one to make a point.

The gist I’m getting is that trump’s authentic self is moronic

He probably picked up the brain worm from RFK’s couch.

JD Vance says many things. None of them are in good faith or correct.

Republicans don't get it YET🤭 Newsom is holding a mirror up to these hypocrites. Showing them just how BIZARRE UNHINGED RIDICULOUS ABSURD RAVING LUNATIC that trump is. They are all clowns and Americans have had enough. Life Imprisonment or Firing squad

Couchfucker says wut???

They can’t be this stupid. He and Hegseth are good actors I’ll give them that.

Really? One is, one isn’t, but both are master malevolent manipulators! 🙃

For an audience with just the stem maybe…

I'm really enjoying South Park's portrayal of shady.

Not a single person around Trump actually think he’s a genius in any capacity. You can see it in their eyes when they say it. I’ll wager they’re all thinking, “I can’t believe I have to say this shit…” Why do they say it? It’s a mystery that will probably never be solved.

Power and greed

If a Democrat told this man that he just walked in dog shit, he take his shoe off and lick it just to “own the Libs”. He is the definition of a bootlicker who will do or say whatever he has to do to stay close to power .

JD Vance is least authentic politician in America - and there's LOTS of competition in that space.

If the ramblings of an old man with dementia is "authentic", he really is a backasswards country boy with little understanding of what is sane and what is not...

Honestly, they are dumb as door nails.

Non riesco a pensare a nessun’altra spiegazione. 😝

Authentic?

If one is to believe any parts of the horrendous Hillbilly Elegy movie, "signs point to yes" - he has a brain worm. It is funny how many of them, (Noem, Vance come to mind immediately), had very dysfunctional familes.

He never had a brain in the first place. He doesn’t even k ow what his name is! He’s changed it at least 5 times

Trump is authenticly stupid and batty. All at the same time...

I think he meant "illiterate"

Oh, I think Governor Newsom is acutely aware that Trump's posts are "authentic"--authentically insane.

I thought that said Autistic at first...

Are they that stupid

Authentically stupid. Not to mention authentically crooked. Authentic in many ways, in fact, just not good ones.

And they say there’s no such thing as right wing humour.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🧠🪱

Vance and I have a very different understanding of what authentic means.

Vance knows better. He just doesn't care.

Oh JD!

I think he should be less worried about Gavin's ability to match Trump and more concerned about his own.

If so it would find very little sustenance.

To have a brainworm, he'd have to have a brain first. The same reason why he can't have a spinal injury. Or an attack of conscience.

Go marry a couch JD, you wannabe fascist.

Mimicking and Mocking. NOT THE SAME THING. Thank you for your attention in this matter. minus40

FIX News can't keep up with the lies. See the Three stooges at Union Station? Heckler deserves a Nobel. VOTE.

Yes, from eating cats and dogs.

Brain worm? That would indicate he has a brain. That has not been proven yet.

Authentic FFS. He has got to be joking

He’s a slime ball

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I was first read "funeral" and started to smile ...

Mimicry and Mockery are often confused by the stupid.

Yeah, the fundamental Trump genius of being an Authentic self serving Asshole.

This conversion camp queen had zero personality and just takes in the ID of whoever gives him the slightest bit of attention. No wonder his mom sold him for drugs.

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