Surely a metaphor for sex.

Great. Slather it on, Shiney.

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He probably likes it because it's pasty white (like him) & 1 main ingredient is oil, all the better for his wife to polish his bald head

I was going to say "blood", but then I realized for most people it's not considered a condiment.

Only using mayo is probably why Stephen Miller looks like the ghost of Nosferatu

Not was obviously.going to be mayo before I even opened the article

I'm sure he may think its always mayonnaise on his sandwich, but I would guess if the wait staff identifies him, they add some special sauce.

Vinegar. The more sour the better.

"mayonnaise!!!!! Caucasian heroin!" Buzz Dupp.

Was it TrumpCum? I'm just kidding, Trump can't get hard anymore.

OF COURSE IT IS MAYONNAISE Could not have guessed anything else

OMG. Before even reading it, I literally just *said*: MAYONNAISE. IT’S GOTTA BE MAYONNAISE. 😆

Isn't he supposed to be eating it instead of polishing his head with it?

Not black pepper, I assume

May LDL cholesterol do its thing 🤞

Must be ketchup

Mayonnaise Miller

This tracks

im white, racist and only eat white things, lol 😆

I love mayonnaise and my favourite thing about it is that Epstein didn't kill himself

It puts the sheen on the bean.

Am sure he also only uses one cloth for everything as well.

White is right with Stevie.

is it the white, creamy texture that he likes so much?

I thought she left him for Elon.₣

How did I guess what it was?

Mayo that he jokingly calls JDVance sperm?

Are you 100 % sure it is Mayo,???

Very on brand for a white supremacist.

No za’artar for him.

😆 God, no. I'm guessing that even dijon mustard is too "international" for him.

They are even afraid of french fries, spanish omelette, etc etc... Live must be so sad for them.

They must be reduced to boiled beef, overcooked veggies, and pastey potatoes. No seasoning, just like the good old Anglo-Saxon roots they think are so perfect. No tea or coffee that comes from countries whose people they think are “less than”. Vile creatures.

I don't like spicy food, but food wihout seasoning sound like some kind of punishment

What happens when you fail to evolve. Even a Neanderthal would find him underdeveloped.

Even more diabolical!

How she could stand him is beyond me 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮💩💩💩💩💩

If it’s Polish mayonnaise then I’m on his side*. It’s so good. * on this question ONLY

The cuck condiment

I heard that it’s the blood of infants & puppies

Wow. Kind of a stupid waste of time. This guy #StephenMiller the architect of this authoritarian takeover is evil incarnate and we are talking about his condiment choices ? Really ??? I’m thinking his lie saying Washington DC was as violent as Baghdad to justify militarizing the city was worse.

TIL the Ghoulish Stephen Miller is married… I had no idea interspecies marriages were a thing.

The blood of the innocent?

His version of the Kama Sutra also probably covers only one page.

Yeah that checks a racist cuck like him would put something resembling man sauce on everything. . .

Im surprised. He looks more like mayonnaise.

White geez

Let me guess; mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise: The Whitest Food.

And that condiment is the Essence extracted from the Podlings

Stephen Miller is "a mayonnaise guy" according to his wife... sounds like a soy boy to me www.comicsands.com/miller-only-...

😅😅😅

on "everything"?

I haven't read the article, but I'm guessing it's bile.

They out Onion the Onion.

Gotta keep that greasy shine on his dome after all...

Everything? Like even in the bedroom? 🤔

Mayonnaise may remind him of glue? But a little more seriously, liking just one white condiment may prevent him from enjoying the taste of other flavor condiments and co-existing with non-white people?

Quindi Stephen Miller è grande sulla maionese? Devo ricordargli Musk. Pensi che Stephen rimandi sua moglie da Elon per un nuovo condimento una volta che il sapore svanisce?

Hard to believe she actually let this creep touch her. He's a worm.

Ewww

Stephen Miller Is Undiagnosed Autistic. The way he fixates on racial rhetoric.

😁😁

I would’ve bet ranch but mayo tracks too

It's funny because Mayo is considered a goyim condiment by the tribe. Good, we don't have to claim that Nazi

Did not know they had found a way to distil hate and turn it into a Condiment.

She looks ethnic? Is Stephen eating forbidden fruit ?

It’s white and sticky, amiright?

Elon never occupied mars but has occupied Steven miller’s wife’s ass.

Man-aise

I think mayonnaise is code for white nationalist.

Trump’s spooge?

Couldn’t possibly care less.

We're going to have to go back to calling it aioli, sorry everybody.

Mayonnaise - it's WHITE!

Came here to say the same thing lol 🤘

And a food crime if applied to a taco or a taquito . Of course Miller doesn’t like anything Latin American.

Just like he wishes he was.

Careful. Your antisemitism slip is showing.

Is it? Or is it nearly every single white supremacy conspiracy (of every flavor) that's flooded the internet always came back to the Jews? In his "white hippies" rant he showed once and for all he's actually not that smart. He's got no clue the dangers he's in. Nor does Loomer.

Yes. And in case you hadn’t noticed, every single conspiracy theory *since the beginning of time* and about every single thing has always come back to the Jews.

No. Free Masons and Gypsies got their unfair share. Been a few other groups in the Western World too. But "The Jews" is an old classic.

Why would Miller need to wish he was a white man?

Because eventually the White supremacists around him are going to start running low on other "Others" and they'll resent his position of authority. Especially over them.

Yes. Of course. Eventually the administration will reach the point of looking for a new group to target and all minorities will be in their sights. My point was to say *Miller wishes he was white is to say Jews are somehow inferior to the “white man” — is that not antisemitism or bigotry?

Did I write that? Can you find where I've ever written that white men are superior? Other than the ability to glow in the dark or sunburn. Stephen Miller definitely has a white supremacist kink. And I've met and seen too many of them run their mouth for them to feel the same about him.

Jews come in all colors & backgrounds, which most, aside from Nazis, recognize. That said, Miller's the rare rabid Jewish Nazi.

It doesn’t surprise me. Narrow minded is narrow minded.

I guessed mayo before I read the article and I was right!!

Is it human blood?

Miller is short, bald, and has the face of a man with a small penis (according to my wife). That's basically where all the hate and envy comes from. As for the condiment, I'm only really interested in it if he chokes on it and keels over dead.

Your wife may be correct

He’s only 40 and looks like that. All of the hate and mayonnaise is working against him in the aging department.

Oh those wacky nazis, what hijinks will be next? Trying to soft-wash Peewee German ain't going to work.

The condiment of white supremacists everywhere

I happen to like mayonnaise in the right recipe or sandwich and I resent it being given a bad name through association with racist dwerps. Why can we associate such people with skim milk, or rice pudding, or lard? Make a suggestion!

Remember when he spray haired his head?

Why would she spend any time with this ghoul, much less marrying him? This is a marriage made in hell. I found this picture of him.

Not going to read it but guessing... ketchup

I have a sensory-driven eating disorder that makes me very, very picky. I have, at long last, found someone far pickier than I am. Stephen Miller is the fragile white American, down to the stereotypical condiment preference. I hope prisons have a mayo shortage in the coming years.

I have a few very strong food aversions and one of them is mayo. Also mustard and ketchup. I am a terrible American.

If he hates mayo I wish him to be presented with a lunch made by my step grandma for me which was entirely mayo based salads. I ended up making myself a turkey sandwich. She was a wonderful person.

Haha It's okay, one of mine is Nanaimo bars (classic Canadian dessert) so I'm about to have my citizenship revoked 😂

I‘ve heard of but never had Nanaimo bars. I suspect I’d like them. More for me then!

Hopefully its arsenic

"...Katie Miller spills the beans: Stephen Miller's mayo obsession has the internet buzzing! " Ah so we are supposed to be buzzing over this nonsense, so as to kindly ignore the fact he is a fascist psychopath?

Exactly

Maganais?

Other condiments aren't white enough.

I bet he uses it to buff his noggin too!

catsup?

How did we all know exactly which condiment it was before we clicked?

he's married??

He's had sex😱

how do you know?

I don’t even need to read this to know that it’s mayonnaise. I also would bet my bottom dollar that he eats mayonnaise sandwiches on Wonder Bread.

I would describe mayonnaise as more of a lubricant for food, than a condiment.

Is it tannis root?

This seems quite on brand.

Is it because it's white?

It’s a better choice than ketchup 🤣🤦‍♂️

It’s George Takei expressing strong outrage or disbelief, likely about a controversial or shocking event, though the exact context isn’t clear from the single word. His tone suggests something deeply upsetting or wrong.

He probably uses it to shine his little Nazi head too.

no surprise that he's going for a white sauce.