Only ketchup perhaps?

Someone is overdoing it with his baby carrots food.

He is the vegetable.

He is a vegetable...

Ain't that the truth.

And i bet his smart brain can not determine that this is because he is deporting those who pick the food, and many who have not left are understandably scared to go to work. I think he thought that this would be backfilled by someone desperate enough to do the work. Not many that desperate yet.

President Cankles is a liar.

Ketchup was once classified as a vegetable for school lunches.

he not only doesn't eat them he has never been the one shopping for them, and now we are buying any that do make into the White House menu.

Dead Man Walking?

He meant Day One of the next administration. 😂

He eats ketchup as one of his...one a day

Don’t give him any healthy ideas. His salt diet and heart disease are working together to make America great again.

No, he is a vegetable

Just wait for the winter food shortages that are coming.....

No, Trump is too busy eating that McDonald and other fast foods that is horrible for your body! Look at his disgusting, despicable body that is going down hill because he is still eating that fried foods & no vegetables!

Let him eat, he only has 6 to 8 months to live... (OMG, I so hope that is true... But I wont be sad if it is shorter, like way shorter...)

Do you suppose that's why press secretary Barbie said he wanted to go to heaven? I can't imagine heaven was a concept he had ever pondered otherwise

I wake up every morning and check the news to see if Trump is dead yet!

Same here...

Sadly if he goes while in office, he'll get a massive funeral and we'll get Vance .. ugh!

That long?

Mmmm, wait a moment...

Oh yeah. Cold Maccys for athletes. Gross.

Of course, he doesn't. To be so full of shit one needs to constantly consume shit only without any pause.

Now, now, Uncle Ronnie proclaimed ketchup to be a vegetable, back in the day! Diaper Don doesn't PAY for any vegetables.

"I was told there would be no math" 🤷‍♂️ Dumb Donny

I think he likes Putin's 🍆

No only McDonald’s washed down with Diet Coke

Ketchup is a vegetable.

Does he look like he eats vegetables?

Trump doesn’t buy groceries, he buys fast food. That is why you never see pictures of him eating real food. His idea of eating veggies is to scarf down some fries with his happy meal.

"oh no! not the vegetables!" said none of the Jan 6th rioters ...

Headline: Liars lie!

Natural gas is probably going up too thanks to his war criminal buddy. bsky.app/profile/anto...

He meant the prices for himself. He doesn't have to pay for anything.

It’s obvious he doesn’t. Just look at him!

Hey MAGA, how’s that hopey changey thing working out for ya!

So... there's a vegetable index? Like the Dow Jones Vegetable Average?

My friend went to south dakota from Scotland for a few months a 10yr trump supporter...came back hating him...the price of groceries are three times the price since his visit last year.

Before tariffs took effect, I used to buy Kroger brand decaf coffee. Before 2025 it was at 7.99, Kroger has increased the price consistently the past few months, it's now 12.99, and when it's on sale 8.99. They made it 12.99 before the tariffs hit.

Trump eating vegetables... Hmm. Wouldn't that technically be canibalism..?

Doesn’t he put ketchup on his hamberders? Wait, maybe he only puts ketchup on walls,

I mean, does he look like he eats vegetables?

He looks horribly constipated in the ''áfter'' picture.

To paraphrase the joker in Batman 'This country needs an enema"'.

He also doesn't go to the grocery store.

From the last run it's mostly McDonalds and Diet coke, just what his Sponsors want

Who? 🌮?.. He is only into 🍟🍔🥤.. a lot of them... 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔 🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤 ... which explains quite a bit..

he only eats junk food. That is why he is a big fat blob

Another thing nobody is surprised about... 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

Just air.

or buy gasoline, or ground beef - $20 for 2 pounds of ground beef

I guess MAGA folks only eat eggs

Pretty sure he doesn’t and he doesn’t drive so he’s clueless about the cost of living. Not that he gives two shits …

How’s about them eggs then…? bsky.app/profile/muhe...

Does he look like someone who’s ever eaten a vegetable?

trump says a lot of things

I don't think Trump voters have ever seen a lettuce!

Trump said veggie prices would drop—now spinach costs more than his soul, and that’s still a bargain.

An old used bandaid costs more than his soul

Good news: Popeye is now in the public domain. Let your spinach flag FLY!

Those are the vegetables in the alternate reality - the one where the invasion of Ukraine was halted, and Gaza was free ...

Nobody with those canckles is eating vegetables. Beyond the pickle on a burger...

Instead of speculating about whether he eats vegetables or not, skip to the part where he doesn't give a damn about the cost of whatever YOU eat. His pockets are fat. He will lie about everything in our faces & it will stand as if it's true. Dictator, day 1 through hell.

"Fox News reports that according to the president's office, had Trump not won the 2024 election by a historical landslide, prices on basic commodities would have risen by 500,000,000% instead of 40-300%. Some (unnamed) sources are calling it the greatest economic policy in human history." /s

Trump doesn’t eat vegetables; he only appoints them to senior government positions.

Do pickles count?

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How long before it hits ketchup retail prices?

TACO lied. MAGA are so DUMB. EVERYBODY know this

I thought he ate Freedom fries with his hamburgers.

Here in central Ohio gas prices just jumped from $3.09/gal to $3.49/gal.

The pathological liar lied? O! Say it ain't so!

Obviously he eats a lot of overpriced carrots

I hope he never puts a healthy piece of food in his body. Eating unhealthy reduces a persons lifespan.

Only ketchup

Ketchup qualifies as a vegetable in his mind

Trump is a pampered parasite. He doesn't have the slightest idea what groceries cost.

I can hear tRumpstein’s reply already. ‘IT’S ALL JOE BIDEN, GAVIN NEWSOM & THE LEFTY LIB DEMOCRAT’S FAULT IF THEY HADN’T STOLEN THE 2020 ELECTION VEGETABLE WOULD BE FREE TODAY!(🙄) Thank-you for your attention to this matter.’ 🖕🏼Donny “Krasnov” tRumpStein‼️

Of course he doesn't, how do you think he keeps up his figure? XD

But these are Biden’s vegetables! #Trump

Workers are only hunted in the fields, not in slaughterhouses? - because fields don't have walls, and it provides images that MAGA likes?

They can't stand the sight of blood...

Not good for the attention economy.

RFK Jr must be furious

I think they're both permanently furious but about nothing of real consequence

.....criticising my tacky gold west wing.



He lies, and he makes everyone else pay so he doesn't need to.

Just Ketchup.

Curious….what vegetable is Tr^mp eating that turns him sooooo orange? 😜

⬆️ is why I have my own vegetable garden.

And of course prices at Mar A Pedo should not rise because as the Orange Julius Caesar said companies should "eat" the costs.

Yeah but, what’s the current price of Brawndo??

You can kind of tell by looking at his whale of a carcass....

KFC and Big Macs have little vegetable content.

These Men lie through their teeth, they are lie given a body and never tell the truth.

Ol' Ronnie Raygun once tried to claim ketchup was a vegetable, and given drumpf is so out of date that he thinks Alaska is russia and leningrad still exists, he likely thinks the same...

Reagan’s ketchup caper was the first thing to come to my mind as well. Does Trump use it on his hamberders? 😉

Those who didn't vote for him knew he wasn't going to make things cheaper. He only said what needed to be said to get those who were too ignorant to vote for him. Remember his "I don't care about you, I just want your vote". None of this presidency was about the people. Only just for himself.

We know he doesn’t.

We told his voters he would never do this, but the cult didn't want to listen, didn't want to wake up.

only if they`re onions on his Big Mac presumably

It's insane. At my local grocery (such an antiquated word) store, one bell pepper is $5.

He only eats fastfood, that's well established. Not a lot of vegetables.

Nope, he only eats hamburgs and French fries.

Or beef, chocolate, coffee, and fruit. But hey, eggs are almost affordable again.

his hair color changed too

Does he look like he eats vegetables?

That would be cannibalism.

Do french fries count?

Is today day one? No it is not. He said nothing about days after day one.

If he does, he wouldn't have deported the people working in agriculture

When you deport all the vegetable pickers shit gets pricey. #FAFO

Or fruits or dairy…

Trump is full of 💩

that's exactly how much food prices have gone up at my rural grocery this year.

To be fair... how's the cost of his McDonalds Happy Meal compared to Jan 20th? #FDT #FGOP

Isn’t that the wholesale figure?

He's never seen a grocery store, same with RFK Jr. They are the upper 1% wealthy elite and don't represent the working class. They're lying all day, every day

Even the price of his McDonald's is up

I wish the mythical 'day one' would hurry up and get here

I suspect (other than McDonald's fries) that is likely true. But, more importantly, he's likely never bought any vegetables or thought about what they cost

Cheeseburgers are not vegetables, so he's not interested.

He is a self-consuming vegetable.

Except carrots.

When you’ve got that much money, food is basically free. A $100 tomato is no big deal.

Deportations, production costs, harvesting and Tariffs Will do that. Can’t fix Stupid.

He doesn't eat vegetables and he doesn't pay for anything,

Pmurt is a vegetable. A rotting, mold-encrusted potato.

Are we counting ketchup?

The only thing he's brought down are people's income.

If Trump sees a vegetable he squeals like a little girl.

Then he must squeal every time he uses the bathroom.

Well played sir!

Meanwhile climate related disasters are occurring worldwide - but yeah, drill baby-hands drill. Trump is a selfish moron.

He’s only going to notice when his Big Mac goes up in price because of rising costs of lettuce and onions.

He never pays for anything so he wouldn't know.

If anyone, however smart their suit, promises simple and quick solutions to complex problems they either don't understand the problem or a liar. Whichever it is, voting for them is not going to go well for you.

Now if only the military would find their collective balls and forcibly remove the TREASONOUS RUSSIAN PEDOPHILE and every last one of its murderous thugs.

His integrity dropped Day one

Does he look like he eats any vegetables?

He looks a bit like he only eats carrots. But could be cheetos, I don't know 🥕🤷

He says a lot of things, pretty certain that he promised to release the Epstein files too....old bastard must've forgotten.

Are the prices of eggs in the US still sky high??

I hate living around so many people that still believe making good cost more makes them cost less

Gee, it's amazing what happens when there is no one to harvest the produce and it needs to be plowed under. Low supply + demand = higher prices. Maybe he could experiment with reverse tariffs.

I hope that’s not a surprise!

Does he look like he eats vegetables?

Everything he promised to fix on day one is now worse than it was under Biden.

IN JULY! Fruit and Veggies are in season and they rose 38.9%! I can only imagine what the cost will be when the season is over!

No no, it's just that we're on day -1245. Give it more time, and you'll see 😄

personally I have seen some produce go up, but the major thing I've seen go up is gas.

This is clearly will of God. Donnie has nothing to do with the prices. Why not sacrifice someone to placate Lord Almighty? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binding...

Now, we know he doesn't eat healthy food.

Are cold hamberders vegetables?

He also said he would stop the war Russia started…..he failed there too.

And beef is sky high. Egg prices are rising again. Trump hasn’t done crap and has only added to the problem.

Well George ,according to Truth Social Donald has no truths detected. We are still waiting for prices to drop & him to tell the truth.

Does potatoes count?

I hear beef is. He must be outraged.

Groceries. Its an old fashioned word that means the things you eat youtu.be/2NKByZe7kZg?...

Nope - Just employs them!!!

ketchup is a vegetable

Pure Trump misinformation. And: Trump has the wherewithal to end the Ukraine War in ONE DAY :- 1, Asylum to murderer Putin. 2. Putin asylum predicated on hand over off russia's nukes. 3. RUSSIA withdrawal from Ukraine. Trump can tell Putin, end the war, or, the US will end.....Putin.

Unless deep fried, I guess...

he should, he looks constipated

Why eat them when he is one?

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@governor.ca.gov‬ should do a press conference with a bunch of groceries so he can walk around and talk about how much the price of each has risen since @TACO has gotten back in office. But do it in a way that actually presents the reality of the situation, not just muttering nonsense. .

He didn’t say day one of what

No real surprise Unless he counts "tomato sauce" as 1 of his 5 a day That's a hideous price rise, and he simply doesn't care

And yet people keep saying dumb stuff like "it's the economy stupid" if that was true on any level, his approval rating would be 0% by now.

They didn't say that with Biden -- EVERYTHING was Sleepy Joe's fault.

Yeah exactly, such dumb sentiments are only rolled out when it's not a republican in power. Total BS.

No guessing about it.

Trump eating vegetables would be cannibalism. 😏

“It’s the economy stupid” That is the only way Democrats will win in the midterms. Tariffs are a sales tax (that mostly impact on low income groups) that fund tax cuts for the super wealthy.

Promotes them to office…

I will hate to see so many small farms go out of business but guess who will step in to buy them?! Yup! All Trump’s Big Ag buddies, thats who!

Unless he eats the green things in his big macs.

anyone else #maga getting sick of hearing of what Donny J Trump said.... he's going to do to improve America better than it has been "and I need you to prove me wrong that he's made America better" he needs to start doing things to improve .... 1/2

..... 2/2 things for ALL Americans like a president was voted to do! not for just straight white rich men!

Obviously --

Vegetable prices going up almost 40% in a month is incredible. Is this in anyway linked to all the immigrant farm workers either in hiding or in concentration camps.

To be fair, did he specifically say what would happen on day two and beyond? 😄

Wait till they see the price increase in new Insurance Policies lol 😝

He constantly succeeds in failure Russia’s invasion of Ukraine what has down to resolve the issue It seems , nothing

It’s George Takei mocking Trump’s claim that prices would fall immediately, implying Trump is out of touch with reality since vegetable prices, like many goods, haven’t dropped and are tied to complex market factors.

Many of the market factors are created by him.

Even McDonalds has gone up. Someone just hands him his food since childhood. He has no concept of buying it.

I mean we all know he eats only Mcdonalds.

He mustn’t eat eggs or meat or much of anything else because prices on almost everything in food markets have gone up, or at least not decreased!

Like I say he’s been full of shit for so many years that no matter what he says it’s complete bullshit! If I want to listen to endless amounts of BS Trump style. Anything he says on TV or live events. Feel really bad for the people in the first four or five rows. They get covered in BS!

You can look at that clown and KNOW he never eats vegetables.