So discreetly done.

where is Jake??

He’s rotting as we watch.

Nope, already rotten to the core

This type of hand dressing is consistent with the Epstein finger extension procedure however there is some debate that Putin’s right thumb was the delivery vehicle for an unknown toxin administered at the red carpet Epstein summit in Anchorage.

For him, those are badly swollen fingers.

His hands aren’t small and swollen, they’re just length challenged!

Well, that seems woke.

Does he not know about blending?

Spackle is hard to blend…

Pretty soon he’ll be wearing gloves like the Jeff Goldblum character in The Fly.

Looks like he’s being treated by someone that was kicked out of the citadel.

There FDA approved infusions for early dementia it seems

Anyone think he does this on purpose? Like getting “shot” or gasping for air on WH balcony after getting COVID. It’s all reality TV show to Trump, for ratings, thanks for playing along.

He’s been rotten on the inside for decades, it just finally ate through to the surface.

🎯

Harvesting the organs and blood of young girls to stay alive. But I think they are rejecting him.

the skin was probably used to rebuild his ear :-P although i thought they'd use skin from his ass that would fit more to his face ...

how can they be so bad at finding salami coloured foundation

He's just getting a jump start on the mortician makeup.

Jimmy Hoffa is buried under those patches.

It’s a poor attempt to remove the tattoo of Epstein he had on his hand

Yeah, that’s pretty bad. What causes stuff like that?

More damage to his hand than a bullet did to his ear…

Pretty sure this patch is hiding scales

Can't wait til he covers his mouth!!!

It's the make up artist trying to tell us they've been kidnapped.

Good lord…imagine if any of his people ever learned how to blend. DMF DMF DMF D!

He is not looking well at all and I love that for us.

He’s so cheap he won’t hire a better makeup person.

What Artist would want to go near him?

He's a doddering old man

It’s makeup that he doesn’t even bother to coverup. It’s a coverup in plain sight. It’s all so poorly conceived and executed. Just like everything else he does.

He tries to hide everything

He’s rotting.

No, he is rotten to the core

Does he have that flesh eating disease? 🦠

Rotting heart is metastasising...

... insanely bad

Mortuary makeup

Ich denke, hier ist ein Muster zu erkennen: Jeder versucht, die Situation zu übertreiben, um die anderen zu überraschen. Aber wer ist der Held dieser Geschichte, und was ist wirklich passiert?

Looks like spackle.

They can’t even find a matching color?

Going for that 'Embalmed Corpse' look.

We have to ask these questions about his health. Totally fair game.

Not even the best health care in the world can save him; he's going to pass away in a few months. I've seen it with my grandfather. Rest In Piss.

Who's treating him? Did he bring Capt. Candyman out of retirement?

Even the faith healers aren’t touching him.

But who is doing this makeup because seriously why can’t someone so corrupt find a better makeup artist? Like extort someone, man. This is embarrassing

Imagine that tainted paw grabbin' at yer pussy! YUCK!!!

3 different colours going on 😭😂

How is it he can put that orange shit all over his face but can't figure out how to smear it on the back of his hand.

The cover-up is that poor, you begin to wonder whether they want you to notice it.

Looks like someone gave him the landlord special

Looks like he’s hiding an IV bruise

And there’s me thinking he was saving the melt cheese off his McDs for Ron ( later on )

Are we going to see a 'weekend at bernies' situation in the future?

YES 💯🎯

As bad as his fake tan

They need him to live through the midterms, then he’ll be disposed of.

I don't think they're planning on having mid-terms (or any other election). Due to "State of Emergency" in Chicago, DC, NY, caused by Trump's brown-shirts occupying those cities.

Not much precedence for that though as we have always had elections, no matter what. We live in unprecedented times however…

They would actually probably win more seats if he died before.

I hope this is a recent picture. How effed up is it that one of the worlds biggest pig, who has hurt so many people, and just like COVID, gets the best possible healthcare. Keep him healthy so he can finish destroying our country. 🤮

Hey , he’s almost through the project 2025 checklist. Then they can dispense with this pos.

You'd think with all those sycophants there'd be someone who can do more than cake on concealer with a trowel. I've seen five year olds get into their Mum's makeup and do a better job of blending.

He was just working on his Señor Wences routine.

Maybe he's color blind. That might explain his inability to choose the correct shade of makeup and why he can't blend it.

I wonder if he's getting that latest miracle in modern medicine - blood-letting using leeches?

Think he'll keep the exemption for using the flag during insurrections and while attempting to kill Capital police?

maybe he has mange

One more

They weren't able to cover him up on Monday. This is a serious medical condition, and I hope it consumes him.

You almost have to wonder if his skin was that color when concealer was applied and then as he moved around and got the blood flowing his skin was more flushed.

What the hell is this ? Anyone can quess

When is the demon going to unzip his Trump-suit and crawl out?

How much longer?

Is it like the black spot in Treasure Island?

Harvesting the organs and blood of young girls to stay alive. But I think they are rejecting him.

Fingers crossed,

We love a Beastie Boys reference in the wild 🤘

Clots and prayers

Good one

Harvesting the organs and blood of young girls to stay alive. But I think they are rejecting him.

2 Kings 5.1

He’s dying.

Not fast enough

I love the subtlety

It’s giving, calamine lotion 😆

I hope it something serious

#SpackleHands

They definitely need to try and cover it closer with his skin tone. It’s like they are not even trying 😂

Many good guesses but I haven't seen mention of a possible supply problem. As a newly pimply young teenager, I had only one tube of concealer, bought incorrectly as to shade. What if Trump's team is down to his hairdresser, and he is not only applying but ordering his own skin stuff?

He’s literally decomposing in front of corporate media’s eyes and crickets…

Trying to cover up where he had an IV for his diuretic treatments for congestive heart failure

Harvesting the organs and blood of young girls to stay alive. But I think they are rejecting him.

They couldn't find ghoul skin tone cover.

There isn’t that much stucco on the side of my house.

Its his most convincing cover up yet. And he would have got away with it if it wasnt for those pesky kids on the Epstein island

He looks like a dying man...seriously. He's deteriorating fast

Yeah. The droopiness in his face is not looking good....or is, depending on who you talk to.... ;)

Could be the ozempic

covering up the IV bruises for his congestive heart failure diuretics. He's short timing now.

That would mean his arm veins are toast, which can happen from too much use.

No, they are pathetic

He’s actually dead and been replaced by a robit 😅😳🫶🏻

It's notable that they let him look like this at all. If the longterm plans included him, surely someone would have talked him into an airbrush and alcohol-based makeup by now.

The fact that Trump is functionally a dictator surrounded by incompetent stooges makes his health much more of an important news story than Biden’s health ever was.

Waiting on the news he's dead!

But Biden forgot for a moment the name of George Clooney, the cardinal sin, entirely eclipsing such minor quarrels as the destruction of scientific research, building a secret police or open manipulations of future elections as we are witnessing now.

Or the fact that Trump forgot people's names all the time.

You can't compare that - Tim has already accepted that his new name is Apple.

I imagine his inner circle's gonna behave like Stalin's men in The Death of Stalin when Trump goes, but the country just implodes because his cabinet is even more useless than Stalin's presidium

Somewhat mitigated by the fact that he's the least competent of them all, but I get your point..

You know what would be fun? A national campaign of mockery directed at Mr. Frowny Face. What if we all started demanding that he smile more often? Ask the million possible reasons WHY he isn't smiling. The dude never smiles naturally. (No, smirks don't count.) GIFS. Memes. It's be hilarious.

I will be wishing for more health problems and hopefully de*th

.. and just cheap and unprofessional.

He looks horrible and hopefully will be dead soon

Is it because no self-respecting make-up artist will go near him. Forced to cover it up himself.

That's not makeup. That's some heavy use of WALL PLASTER, JAYZUMS

Oh i thought you were referring to the epstein-trump files!

Is it time to euthanize? I think so.

Looks like he’s dying. Hope he’s better at that than anybody else as well

What am I looking at? Is he starting to rot? I wouldn't be surprised.

He is putrefying. pu·tre·fy /ˈpyo͞otrəˌfī/ verb gerund or present participle: putrefying (of a body or other organic matter) decay or rot and produce a fetid smell. "the body was beginning to putrefy"

What's the actual answer, though? Covering bruises from an IV?

Yes, “many people are saying,” he’s getting diuretic drug infusions related to his congestive heart failure, and it’s causing those glorious cankles.

I want to believe this is true, but I feel like God doesn't love us enough to be giving Trump heart failure.

Clots and prayers.

They can't ever put the right shade of make up to cover up his bruises!

His makeup artist clearly has a doctrine in color matching.

C’mon, you know it’s the track marks from his injections of the blood of children.

It's less obvious than wearing gloves I suppose

He’s using spackle now.

Ewwwww..look at those little sausages

This looks like some Star Trek TOS level effects makeup… is he really an android??

Waiting for this stage…

😉

Tammy Faye

We can only hope he is dying a slow and painful death.

With him in office he needs to die a fast and painful death.

True

He's covering up MS-13 tattoos.

😆 🤣 😂

At least whoever is doing his face is also doing his hands, so... There's that...

Barely

Found those gang tattoos

🤣

Okay that photoshop needs to happen

Oh, myyy. 👀

This is what he was trying to cover up

Lol

I knew it

It’s there I saw it. Lock him up

😆

2 Kings 5.1

You go gurl!

I bet you're right about that.

That's also where IVs attach, and he wouldn't want anyone to know.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂

maybe he caught something when he grabbed someone by their unmentionables. those infection flare ups can be unsightly

Cool. So, he's on his way to Uganda tomorrow, too, right?

Buahahahahaaaa‼️

It's a port for bullshit infusions.

A bruise from shaking hands might not be the real reason for Trump's makeup on his right hand! The makeup seems to go up under the cuff. Could a bruise possibly be from a needle mark into a vein for medical reasons? 🙄

Maybe he caught something while touching his little mushroom

My mother would have said, “he’s ate up with the syphillis.”

Exploratory heart surgery … … wasn’t there, either!

Who in their right mind thought Porcelain 00 was his color?

It's just a Big Mac special sauce stain.

STD.

The old man is scared of dying

Stop fighting it, big boy! Let it go. 👍🏾

He’s also wearing his asinine hats more often now because he can’t control that cantilevered weave every, single morning.

That's not much of a cover up. Seems like that's a 'hey, look at my hand, not my cankles' thing.

The short fingered vulgarian has some unexplained health issues, some much for transparency.

The very least they could have done is let a professional make-up artist mix Cheeto dust with the base makeup to match his skin tone! Basic standards! 🙄

Mortician's wax?

Whitewash distraction to go with his talk of heaven?

“Lack of bandages makes all the difference.” said White House sources.

The sad thing is I bet you that creep trump has actually thought about having a threesome with them.

Funny. But would YOU wish Trump’s sloppy seconds on ANYBODY?😬 I wouldn’t. Course, there’s definitely still some grip on those tires since Trump was tossing his cocktail wiener down a hallway with both of ‘em. That’s why he raped kids in the first place, small enough to match his baby-dick.

And also, I’m aware one of those is Trump’s daughter. I stand by everything I said above. There’s a reason Bondi and the other whores (Men included in that statement) on his staff think, “You suck cock better than my daughters do!” is the nicest thing Trump has ever said to them.

Even @governor.ca.gov doesn't deserve these awful so-called women🤮🤮 #Melania was #Epstein ‘s *itch!🤮🤮🤮

Harvesting the organs and blood of young girls to stay alive. But I think they are rejecting him.

Harvesting the organs and blood of young girls to stay alive. But I think they are rejecting him.

Will Jake Tapper write a book?

I used to like sausages, I have lost my appetite for them.

Krazy Konservative Kult still believes the world doesn’t see them overthrowing the government

Shedding his lizard scales? 😂

CHF outcomes are pretty bleak for someone his age.

Someone buy him his shade of foundation

The mismatch in foundation is even more apparent with an RGBY display. You just can’t quite pick up on the jaundiced yellow-belly tone of his skin in the sunlight with traditional LCDs or OLEDS

I’ve said it before. I’m really curious what their plan is for when he drops dead. Clone? Body double? Because I doubt that it is JD Vance

I want reporters to ask him about this and nothing else at his next press conference

And y’all thought Biden was sickly.

Seriously, why is the makeup parmesan cheese colored?

President Spackle?

so is trump

Easy makeup job for the mortician

The Anti-Christ’s flesh is rotting in front of everyone in real time.

Is he dead yet ?

About 5% of him by the looks of it yes.

I would estimate he less than a year if he doesn’t change his diet, and we all know he won’t change his diet.

Still doing his own makeup. I thought he was rich. Huh.

He was probably messing with the autopen.

Even with the best healthcare in the world, he won't live forever. Let's be positive.

Like JD wouldn't be a nightmare

He will be but JD cannot inherit the MAGA mantle he's not the chosen one. You'll still have massive problems when the blood clot does its business but MAGA dies. Everyone hates JD and they'll be fighting like monkeys in sack

Let’s be positive, like Trump’s STD results.

"Best healthcare in the world" is a stretch, but yes, hamberders . . . do your thing!

LOL

An ad-Vance warning?

No transparency

He's doing it for attention now. *Anything* to get us to stop taking about the Epstein files.

anything to divert your attention from Epstein

Is it wrong to hope someone has contracted leprosy?

Masturbation accident. I know. You aren't getting that out of your head.

C'mon is probably just a hematoma after a blood test (in decoagulated?)

Never in our nation’s history have so many wished for one man to get the hell out of everyone’s lives.

And yet he lives rent-free in their minds even in their sleep.

Rent-fucking-free? Please. Trump charges you $99 for a fake NFT, $500 for snake oil sneakers, and somehow convinced you that a Bible upside down = leadership. He’s not living rent-free in anyone's head, he’s running a goddamn timeshare scam. 🏠💸 #ConManInChief #TrumpNazi

Wow, cyberstalking me! It's easier if you use the Follow feature BTW

Oh fuck- please. Cyberstalking? Listen FuckStick, no one needs to ‘follow’ you to clock your every recycled talking point. You’re the human equivalent of a broken gas station TV playing Fox reruns at 3AM. Predictable. Flickering. And always too damn loud. 📺💀 #TrumpCult #RentFreeMyAss

Now I'm being serious: get help.

Thanks for clarifying you’re being serious this time- I would have never fucking guessed! 🤣🤷🤦‍♂️

You mistake outrage for obsession. Nobody’s ‘dreaming of Trump’- they’re wide awake cleaning up the mess your orange landlord left behind. Rent-free? More like eviction notice. 🏚️📝 #ByeDon #MAGAisAMess

‘Rent-free’? Hey FuckFace, Trump isn’t squatting in people’s heads - he’s squatting on democracy, flushing it down the gold-plated toilet at Mar-a-Lago. The rest of us are just pointing out the stench. 🦨🚽 #TrumpStinks #CultLogic #TrumpShitForBrains

That’s the drawback of surrounding yourself with simpering sycophants (or thimpering thycophanth if Sylvester the cat said it 🤔) who are unable to tell him it looks bad because he applied it himself.

Given the ugliness of the coverup, that is underneath must really look horrible.

Spackler in chief.

Paging the Grim Reaper...!

Yet another Donald back-hander.

Not long to go.

Physically and administratively.

He's rotting in office.

A cover-up that wants to get noticed

You can’t expect him to put more effort into matching his concealer to his skin tone than he’s ever put into troweling orange bronzer on his pasty face.

Juicing him up so he can stand up.

Harvesting the organs and blood of young girls to stay alive. But I think they are rejecting him.

It’s an old GOP thing..

You'd think the mortician doing his makeup would have spent 1/2 a second to try and come up with a pigment close to his liver-spotted tiny hands

Harvesting the organs and blood of young girls to stay alive. But I think they are rejecting him.

In September he will Start wearing a Catcher’s MIT !

See, this is the price he paid for his transphobia. TRUMP: "I need help with my cake makeup, maybe you—" DRAG PERFORMER: "Nope."

Should have washed his hands after touching so many.

Someone please give that man another big Mac and some extra large fries!

With mayo!

GOD DAMN disgusting his skin is falling off

He needs a new make up person. Too bad he hates the Gays, some of them could have him looking like he's not on deaths door.

My guess is his bronzer doesn’t cover up the bruises.

I'm utterly useless with make-up but even I could do a better job than that. At least TRY to match your skin tone 🤦‍♀️

cmarmitage.substack.com/p/i-research...

The concealer color is named White Guy so he figured it would be a good match.

I call it rotting.

Putrefying. pu·tre·fy /ˈpyo͞otrəˌfī/ verb gerund or present participle: putrefying (of a body or other organic matter) decay or rot and produce a fetid smell. "the body was beginning to putrefy"

That's what it looks like when you back-hand Kristi Noem

Well if he knew what color humans are supposed to be he wouldn't paint himself orange.

If only what’s covering his hand was covering his mouth the world would be a better place!

Looks like auto body filler. Probably is.

He's gotta be painting cover stick himself. A woman would've tried to match his skintone better. It's obvious and ridiculous to anyone in this pic.

Looks like someone grabbed a bottle of White Out and painted it on!

He's turning into a rotten fetid corpse right before our eyes.

Faster, please!

I bet if you removed all that makeup you’d find the Epstein Files!

😂😂😂😂

😂

They have to put the embalming fluid in somewhere…

That looks like the material used by morticians to reconstruct faces damaged by massive trauma.

Did he run out of orange?

Can someone get this administration a gay best friend? Just one. To teach things like color match and blending!!!

They have better taste than to hang around this pos

Trump’s team knew he had congestive heart failure during campaign and they COVERED IT UP. They LIED Thank you for your attention to this matter JAKE TAPPER

It’s not a good place to stick a vein. If you’re sticking the hand to draw blood or start an IV it means the patient’s arm veins suck.

Everything about him sucks.

It likely means they’re thrombosed. If your arm veins suck your hand veins will too. Before ports, this used to happen w chemo patients w delicate veins. The arm ones would get thrombosed from a lot of use and they’d have to go to hands or wrists.

He’s the Evil Version of this lady.