By all accounts they wouldn't be able to tell by the odour.

Miller's probably in his clothes helping to prop him up from behind.

They're already doing it

😂

They’ll probably some crapy AI bs that will be so bad it would be laughable in any other circumstance.

This is OBVIOUSLY a doctored image! There's not ONE underage girl anywhere!!!

That’s been the reality for months now. The lights are on but nobody’s home.

The proof of life photo seems to be from a video that was taken in June. People have been rolling out the video and you can see the same people in the background. There is definitely something fishy going on.

I'm thinking if Trump were really gone, it would be hard to hide for very long.

🤣

If he did, they're scrambling right now. We also don't have a media that will question it, as evidenced by the fact that it's independent media pointing it out. I haven't seen any of the major networks even reporting on it.

I'm thinking in terms of a week, two at most. Too many loose people involved to keep something that big quiet.

By Monday. Maybe Tuesday with the holiday. If there isn't definitive evidence, this should be the only question being asked by everyone.

The big question... Will "Trump would have wanted this!" still create the same "primary threat" to GOP house and senate members? I think not.

Don Old

Yes, indeed.

💯

Good dog!

NOOOOOOoooooo

Guy on the right would be Stephen Miller

We’re already at the montage

🤐

Good one!

You won't be able to tell from the smell!

Who's the dead guy? 🤭

He can barely walk,severe shortness of breath,confusion, fatigue,sleepiness, lower leg edema likely pitting +4.if he’s worried about heaven-reverse Project 2025, restore legislation,stop tariffs, drop all law suits. build fast trains, libraries.Fund education,national healthcare! APOLOGIZE! BuryGOP

😂😂😂😂😂

They use an impostor for Melania. It’s not too far fetched They’d get one for him.

My first thought... bsky.app/profile/toss...

Lmao

Those douchebags would struggle to pick up a gallon of milk, much less trying to haul around 350 lbs of sludge.

Oh yeah.

@vegangremlin.bsky.social

You know it! 🙄

Who will grab his red cap before it hits the floor?

Except Mike Johnson will be Larry given the fallout with Musk.

JD has a neck and collarbones, and it’s weird.

Elon is sitting on the sidelines waiting for Vance, who he bought along with Thiel, to be put into place

He has been braindead for years.

Bwahahahaha

Too good to be true!

I can't wait

They will go one step further and pickle him first although I am not sure he would smell much different than he currently does by many reports.

🤣🤣🤣

That’s a keeper!!!

Elon Musk has never been that thin

Neither has Trump!

They did it with Chávez when cubans got rid of him. They kept his death a secret for 4 months while ruling in his stead and their benefit, using a so-called "electronic signature" (just a scanned normal signature)

Are we sure they're not already? We've seen exactly one photo we have to believe was taken today. #where'sTrump

Confirmed the "Virginia golfing" picture and later video are from a trip in June ...

Ooh juicy, can you link to that confirmation? I need to know 👀

Sure. Look at the second post for thumbnails from June. Same outfit, and apparently someone has released the video as if it were taken today. bsky.app/profile/noah...

hm yeah, the video is pretty damning, but he could totally wear the same outfit to different golf outings. doesn't rule it out to me yet, but I'm gonna keep an eye out for an older instance of that particular photo

If there wasn't a TFR, he didn't play golf.

Really? Hmm.

👏👏👏Yepp probably has already started!!

🤣🤣🤣

We ARE talking "brain death", right?

Nah, pretty sure they are going to plant fake "evidence" of an assassination. Newsom, Obama, a transgender kid, a windmill and a weak toilet flushing system will be the perpetrators

Electrified on a boat by a femboy with a scalie shark fursona.

😂

Thinking more Dave. They'll find an impersonator and then come up with some really heroic bullshit way to stage him out and let JD take over.

Meanwhile, Stephen Miller is remaking Triumph of the Will.

I like this version!👋✌️😊👇

took me a minute to realize its a knock on orange shitler. I thought they were making a sequel to week and at bernie's for a sec lol

🤣🤣

I think the most logical thing to do would be to put RFK Jr. personally in charge of Trump’s medical care.

Let’s not stoop this low. There are so many more important things about the felon to point out. This just puts you at the same low bar of integrity.

Doing this. They are totally doing this.

😂

Omgosh That was great 😂😂😂

I’ve been saying this since he took office. They will shove a stick up his butt and Vance will be on the talk shows and Millwr will be pulling the puppet strings.

This ISN'T what's been happening for months? Damn. I've been fooled again!

I hope Happy Gilmore and his heckers show up at the Marsh-a-Lagions

Lol, that's what I said all morning .

😂

I love the meme and the laugh! But honestly, fam… They wouldn’t waste a single second before all manner of grieving spectacle and the anointing of ‘Loveseat’ Vance

I think they already started, George.

😂😂😂

Don’t bring a classic into it!

I totally agree! They will keep him on ice like Disney and not let us know!

Yes they will.

There's no way Vance doesn't seize the chance. He will never win a nationwide election. He'll be beat in the Republican Primary.

Never seen the original but I wouldn't miss the remake.

We will literally watch body parts fall off him before they'll admit he's dead.

I’m just shocked no one’s made a joke about the movie Dave.

Just slap some more bronzer on him.....

Off course they are!

You mean the next four years with Donnie

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When Trump passes, the conspiracy theories will be off the charts. People never talk about JFK ever again.

Das ist ein bisschen wie ein Zombie-Film, nur dass es um Trump geht. Sind wir sicher, dass er nicht schon längst tot ist und nur noch von seinen Leuten aufrecht gehalten wird?

Where is Peter Thiel?🤫

In rehab.

They already did that with Biden lol where were you the past 4 years?

Why not that have taken every other kind of movie from Rob Roberts to this 😂.

More appropriately, they’ll do this: Be on the lookout for missing impersonators.

I've been saying this from the start.

Probably the first time in ages he will get stiff for Melania.

🔥

George - you are a Legend.

Those two kermit-armed geeks could never hold up a morbidly obese corpse. But add in buff secret service agents to hold him up, and you have a poster!

Lol who comes up with this stuff. 😄

At the press conference...

Yup… Can we at least get a floppy wave 👋🏼

I would bet Stephen Miller rather than Elon

I’m so glad Bluesky is here for this! 🤣

yep

Yes, except it will be Stephen Miller with Musk. Thiel wants his puppet Vance in power, so JD would not play.

Won't be Musk tho, It'll be Johnson. That bitch sold his soul.

People keep saying this but I totally see them pulling a Dave movie moment. Is anyone in Trump’s inner circle starting to look eerily like him?

When they play YMCA to get him to walk in straight line

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They’re already propping him up- He’s just not quite dead yet.

I bet he tweeted today but didn't appear anywhere.

Well his flesh is already rotting so..

Can we do this REAL SOON, please?

They already did it with Reagan.

What? www.deccanherald.com/world/donald...

Has JDV touched him yet?

😂

Yep, but there'll be 6 people holding up his assface!

I have been saying that when agent orange kicks the bucket that the Magas are likely to pull a weekend at Bernies. I say it in jest, but not completely.

Aren't they doing it now...

and now....for something completely different....

💯

So generous to the two fellas on the side, really to everyone.

Careful what you wish for. JD, Peter Thiel's puppet, may be worse.

Please let him be dead.

AMEN!

I thought Elon was taller than Vance

Don’t threaten us with a good time 👊🏻

Like right now this weekend.

Or like “Dave” with Bib the Michelin Man wearing a red MAGA hat.

For as long as they can get away with it.

Bahahahaha!! And yes, probably

I’ll believe he’s dead when RFK jr eats him

Or straps his head to the top of his car.

Or injects him.

Or tosses his body in Central Park

Or pronounces him "scientically" dead. Without the science.

🤌

Or turns him into orange skin cream.

Or straps him to the roof and drives for five hours with Trump juices flying everywhere.

Or ties his carcass to the roof of his car with his guts oozing down the windows?

I'm thinking an stand in. Oh, and heavy use of autopen.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Trump's Joe Atlas routine is majorly falling apart.

Lol

The Brezhnev look. westcountryvoices.co.uk/trump-trumped/

#ObitCountdown

hell, yes! put an ugly pumpkin on a fat slob idiot and we have a twin!

If Musk was really pulling his hair like that it would be separating from Trump's head.

Feels like that already.

Pretty much doing it now.

It's like we share a brain, Uncle George. If he croaked in front of us (wouldn't that be lovely), they'd say he was just really, really tired from working so hard and needed a quick nap.

They Elder Abusing him, Trump, right now. Remember that wonky walk Trump did on Red Carpet for Putin.!... #Republicans doing Elder Abuse on Trump 24/7. Republican - magas lay that abuse at his feet 24/7. #ElderAbuse

I hear you, but they won't, though. (They can't, right?!?!) (Well, ... they'll be tempted, surely ... His corpse would be the ultimate marionette. But should Mr. Trump decease in private, I don't see how a LEGITIMATE Government could cover that up.)

Oh. Don’t say they can’t. Where there’s a will…

Replace Musk with Stephen Miller

None of these 3 MAGAts are that thin.

Be careful the orange does stain.

Are you sure they're not doing it right now?

Or do what they did in the movie Dave.

Yeah, because Vance is too chicken to do half the shit Trump does

Vance has no spine, but rather more brains, so it is unlikely he would do the truly crazy things Trump does.

My big hope is that he just doesn't have the following. None of them do, and I really don't get why Trump does cause he has charisn'tma. But someone he's built a cult, and hopefully it won't survive the loss of its leader.

Vance doesn't have a serious following. Trump voters typically do not like Republicans any more than they like Democrats; they only like Trump. They also don't otherwise like to vote; when Trump goes, they won't vote.

he is brilliant at evoking people's fear and giving them authoritarian solutions. they don't care if it's irrational. they rejoice that someone is validating their dark side.

I don’t think Vance will go along. He can’t wait for the day the orange stain is gone.

They're not doing it now?

Weekend at Donnie’s: “They’re not doing it now?” That’s what I have been wondering the last few days. Somebody is whispering in his ear to plant some thoughts, but they come out all fked up. Pretty soon he’ll be laying in state like Lenin, BUT we’ll keep seeing him in media as an ai avatar.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Vance’s head isn’t round enough.

Absolutely

Without a doubt

I made and shared it 3 months ago.

They're doing it now.

Except replace Vance with Miller. Vance would love the old man to croak.

Th guy on the right would more likely be Mike Johnson. Musk is hiding away using all his stolen data and contracts.

This is hilarious 😂. Good share thanks for Saturday note live smiles arias the miles.

Black, brown trans people and migrants are experiencing the most violence and harassment than any other group in our country. When are we all going to do something about it. Bitching on social media is not enough.

One hundred percent.💯

As if those two sissies could hold up his bloated ass.

100% this!

Peter Thele will be in the background working on reviving the dead.

😂🤣... Totally!

He'll be gone before Christmas 2025!

I’m predicting 11/11/25. (Veterans Day).The veterans he has screwed over will get the last laugh. Although, I hope it’s much sooner.

Nickle wager?

You got it.

Similar to this. bsky.app/profile/chri...

Forgot the hat

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LMAO

Yup. And it is going to be real weird. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2025/08/law-...

#ZombiePOTUS

Yes they are

Long Live Gavin The Good 🤴

🤣😂👏👏👏… loved Weekend at Bernie’s

Steven Miller should have been where elon is. Elon is obsolete.

I think they’re doing it now

Nah. It doesn’t matter how he goes, they’re going to make a massive ordeal and claim it was foul play orchestrated by the Dems. They could watch him have a stroke live and in person, but they’ll claim someone slipped him something that did it. They’re nuts.

Doesn’t matter how much proof an autopsy provides that it was natural, they’ll all say it wasn’t. He could live to be 105, but when he goes, they’ll still say it wasn’t natural. Cults are gonna cult, all the way to the end and beyond.

💯

If not already

Weekend? They need two years and the only good side will be that he won't smell any worse.

🤣

ishedeadyet.us

DARE NOT RESUCITATE!

Good premise for a movie

Where’s Miller?

Writing Trump’s posts.

It’s actually classic “1984” - Big Brother is long dead but his image lives on to fool the masses.

Something trump never could be. Strong! youtube.com/shorts/Gx93v...

It would require a few more of them.

💯 #Whereistrump #voteouttheGOP

JD: He’s fine! Elon: No he can’t come to the phone. He’s busy!

White House announces Trump won the senior club championship.

They’re already in syndication., or is it sindignation? My spelling sucks.

RFK Jr will say that he’s just a bit mitochondrial

He’s a mitochondriac

I’ve been waiting for this one and you did an incredible job reposting🙀🥳😉😆

If they were covering it up, it would be easy because no one would shed a tear.

There’s enough Trump impersonators out there, wonder how many are in the body double queue or are they cold calling now

Going to? I bet it’s already started

My take

the cankles 🤪

He already stinks up the place, so they wouldn't be able to tell the difference... 😂

Totally…..

Bahahaha! Well done 👏 👏👏👏👏!