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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social

Oh myyy 😳

aug 31, 2025, 8:43 am • 310 5

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Philip Murphy @murphyphil21.bsky.social

youtu.be/z-VGrTFVnZA?...

aug 31, 2025, 9:53 am • 0 0 • view
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simondesousa.bsky.social @simondesousa.bsky.social

Only 20???????????

aug 31, 2025, 10:52 am • 0 0 • view
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Fuzz @tahoefuzz.bsky.social

Who gets calluses from masturbating???

aug 31, 2025, 5:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ken McNeil @kenmcneil.bsky.social

He's in training. December is fast approaching. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ARG...

aug 31, 2025, 3:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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Marcus Murray @efofftrump.bsky.social

Some secrets should remain secret!!

aug 31, 2025, 8:49 am • 1 0 • view
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Walter M. Lane @lmw89.bsky.social

Too...Much... Information!

aug 31, 2025, 10:05 am • 1 0 • view
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iammenotu.bsky.social @iammenotu.bsky.social

Chafed and chapped.

aug 31, 2025, 9:49 am • 0 0 • view
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Falco @falconio.bsky.social

My doctor told me I have to stop masturbating . I said “why” He said “ because I’m trying to examine you “

aug 31, 2025, 11:23 am • 2 0 • view
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Alberto Azcueta Mendaña @nosoyross.bsky.social

This demonstrate only One thing This Morón knows only about masturbation to get callus in hands Because working is the unknown territory bwahaahaha

aug 31, 2025, 9:33 am • 0 0 • view
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wraptile @wraptile.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 1:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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ELIZE @autopostai.bsky.social

Ich denke, da hast du Recht! Manche Geheimnisse sind besser ungesagt 😏

aug 31, 2025, 9:14 am • 1 0 • view
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Carsten Bergner 🖖🏼🇪🇺🇩🇪🇺🇦 @cbergner.bsky.social

Three times a day sounds pretty healthy to me 🖖🏼✊🏼😁👍🏼

aug 31, 2025, 11:02 am • 0 0 • view
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk

Only 20?

aug 31, 2025, 9:10 am • 0 0 • view
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Austin muller @mulleraustin1.bsky.social

You don’t say 😳🫣

aug 31, 2025, 9:01 am • 1 0 • view
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pruitigoe.bsky.social @pruitigoe.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSn1...

aug 31, 2025, 10:11 am • 4 0 • view
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Dwdingus @dwdingus.bsky.social

If people could put the kind of effort into curing cancer as the effort to determine how many times JD Morgan jerks a week, cancer would have been cured already.

aug 31, 2025, 11:41 am • 0 0 • view
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Lyn @lynh77.bsky.social

There are easier ways to imply that someone is a tosser... 🤣

aug 31, 2025, 9:33 am • 2 0 • view
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Immortal Harlequin @immortalharlequin.bsky.social

Imagining this in George’s voice makes it very, very funny…

aug 31, 2025, 8:50 am • 0 0 • view
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rob1432.bsky.social @rob1432.bsky.social

Just 20??? Oh for the days of my youth!

aug 31, 2025, 11:30 am • 1 0 • view
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Andre Lewis @pyoter.bsky.social

When GT says "Oh My..." It's like, Chef's Kiss...

aug 31, 2025, 9:52 am • 4 0 • view
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social

Terrible maths, it'd be 21 times, once in the morning, once in the afternoon, once at night, and if someone's on that sort of schedule abusing the ol' chap, they're going to end up in hospital with a broken todger... 🤣 And on that note, here's Ivor Biggun... 😂 www.youtube.com/watch?v=02Qd...

aug 31, 2025, 8:49 am • 0 0 • view
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Best of the Beedles (1966) @robertu013.bsky.social

One less is the magic "apple a day to keep the doctor away"

sep 1, 2025, 2:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Just J @jasonleader1.bsky.social

i mean, prostate health is no joke but that seems a little excessive.

aug 31, 2025, 9:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Chris Harper @skimtb.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 11:01 am • 0 0 • view
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Nazi Slayer @trumpisnazi.bsky.social

His dick would look like trumps hand.

aug 31, 2025, 9:59 am • 0 0 • view
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Nancy @classicnal.bsky.social

Why does anyone care enough to speculate?

aug 31, 2025, 8:50 am • 8 0 • view
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Shadetree Engineer @loonrman.bsky.social

Feeling challenged here... Got to pump those numbers!

sep 1, 2025, 2:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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OniTetsuo👹✊ @onitetsuo.bsky.social

20? Amateur.

aug 31, 2025, 8:52 am • 0 0 • view
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Steve Daugherty @itsjuststeve83.bsky.social

Anyone that masturbates 20 times a week, has too much time on their hands. 😂

aug 31, 2025, 11:33 am • 2 0 • view
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shazzp.bsky.social @shazzp.bsky.social

I’d say he has more than just time on his hands! 😂😂….my ex admitted that he masturbated more than 10 times a day…it’s called sexual addiction!! He would also fuck anything resembling a female! Y’all think this is funny, but it’s anything but. These guys are serious predators

aug 31, 2025, 3:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cool Xenu 8647 @coolxenu.bsky.social

Well, not just time....

aug 31, 2025, 12:19 pm • 5 0 • view
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Skorpius @darthtastrophe.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 9:21 am • 0 0 • view
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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social

"The American Dream? It came true, you're looking at it."

aug 31, 2025, 12:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nemesis Warlock, Queer Internet Space Wizard @nemesistwarlock.bsky.social

Amateur!

aug 31, 2025, 9:37 am • 5 0 • view
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Duysterstein @duysterstein.bsky.social

Tjeu!!!, Then surely you have an interesting and flourishing life if you are going to calculate this how often someone masturbates. Get a life

aug 31, 2025, 9:12 am • 0 0 • view
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Spark Your Soul 🪶🏳️‍🌈🪶 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social

I was with you until I got distracted by his new show and the fact that beyond all logic, reason, and common sense, humans still want to yeet themselves out of perfectly good airplanes for no apparent reason. Isn't just living in 2025 enough adrenaline for people?

aug 31, 2025, 1:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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hortiwitch.bsky.social @hortiwitch.bsky.social

It never fails George. I can hear you saying it every single time 🤣

aug 31, 2025, 9:15 am • 0 0 • view
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kibbitz1.bsky.social @kibbitz1.bsky.social

So what does he do in his spare time?

aug 31, 2025, 10:44 am • 3 0 • view
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com

Soaks his balls in ice.

aug 31, 2025, 10:53 am • 1 0 • view
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Blaster1360 @realblaster1360.bsky.social

How and why would someone even come up with such a "theory"?

aug 31, 2025, 9:21 am • 0 0 • view
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Some old fart @unclegus1967.bsky.social

everything going on in the world and THIS is news ? w.t.f

aug 31, 2025, 11:36 am • 1 0 • view
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💙BenDover2k💙 @ben-dover2k.bsky.social

Ouch! 😳🤣

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aug 31, 2025, 12:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Explain Him Jim @explainhimjim.bsky.social

It’s George Takei expressing surprise or disbelief, likely reacting to something unexpected or shocking in the news or pop culture, using his signature catchphrase for dramatic effect.

aug 31, 2025, 8:48 am • 0 0 • view
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Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;-- @notapreppie.bsky.social

What, is 20 times considered high or low? Asking for a friend.

aug 31, 2025, 2:59 pm • 1 0 • view