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on their feet or in the peoples house?

Everyone needs to wear this:

Have you seen Cadet bone spurs lately? The end is nigh and none of those fools voted for JD eyeliner

Oh, I wish this was true! 😄

Right out loud😂

Lol

Took me a second. Then, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

DONALD TRUMP CALLS THE IMMIGRANTS CRIMINALS AND FELONS AND RAPISTS ! BUT DONALD TRUMP IS A CRIMINAL AND A FELON AND A RAPIST !

Some even had tickets to the Oasis show!

Haha, yes, Andy Borowitz! Always providing witty and satirical takes on current events. The man has a way with words, that's for sure!

😆 www.borowitzreport.com/p/national-g...

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Please claim this as satire / parody if it is... Hard to know what's what I'm today's upside-down, reverse-reverse-Uno, lost-in-translation world...

The actual US-administration of King Donnie I., the Orange ("is he still alive?") is a bitter satire. And a completely failed parody of any kind of government.

This bone spurs X-Ray looks pretty authentic to me… 😏 The chicken shit coward that he always was always will be that he is today…

The Borowitz report is always satire. Kinda like @TheOnion

Thx! I've heard of it, but didn't know much about it...

Also, bone spurs?

if only there was still enough courage, morality & humour in #trump america for this to be true.

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gotta love Andy!!

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EXCELLENT!!!

This may just happen since the cheat is not giving troops the additional benefits you get from 30 days+ deployment. He is deploying for 29 days at a time. Troops are mad. Just like Trump would avoid overtime, he is avoiding housing and medical benefits.

Love him!

ohhhh fk, that is a good one!!

Maybe the files are there. 🤪🤣😉

Good one!

The time to laugh these people off is over. Borowitz' relevance ended during Trump 1.0, when he said Trump voters needed to be "educated." What a condescending response to the 40 years of wage stagnation, much of it under Dems like Clinton, that turned these people away.

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🍊 pudding brain gonna get it or will it blow his dimenitive brains out? 😅🧠🤯

Awesome.

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Bone spurs? What are those?

HAHAHA wish that were true...lol

I hope the people who sat out the last election regret that decision and learned from it.

I wouldn't bet on it. They couldn't decide between a prosecutor and a rapist.

I think he may be referring to those who sat it out due to their stance on Israeli genocide in Gaza. Still doesn't overcome the interference by rump and musk et al

Based on the 2016 and 2024 results, I'd say it was purely sexism. in 2024, out of 237 million eligible voters, 36.2% didn't; which is more than the 32.4% who voted for Trump and the 31.4% who voted for Harris. This is similar to what happened in 2016.

Yes, that choice should have been a no- brainer for anyone with a functional brain. But maybe that’s the essence of the problem…?

Well she laughed funny🙄

So painful

I wonder … cowards rarely change

Voting should be mandatory, $500 fine for not voting (no excuses). Ballots should also have an option for "none of the above".

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In the USA, can you decline your ballot? The returning officer would have to record it as such.

They were really afraid of the tough, leather jacketed Chicago Police…😳🎱🤣🇺🇸

bsky.app/profile/abdo...

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And they saw footage of 1968.

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The Trump Administration was loading Guatemalan children on a plane that were unaccompanied sending them God only knows where. They did this on a Holiday weekend in the Early morning hours. They thought nobody would know, but lawyers did & got a Judge to stop them immediate

They wouldn’t come here if they were required to go to the most crime ridden parts of the city. Just sayin.

Also, let me remind the world that Mayor Daley plowed down Meigs Field in 2003 after being told he shouldn’t. That’s Chicago. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meigs_F...

Commander in chief bone-spurs reporting for duty. Onwards to liberate chi town.

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if only

Batting 300 today

Funny

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I believe that refusing to deploy because of bone spurs is called "playing your trump card"... bsky.app/profile/late...

What's sad is, his mind might be so far gone now that this won't register.

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Da Bones!

The bones be spurring!!

Damn. Got excited

“Debilitating” bone spurs. What our coward president claimed, multiple times, when he was called to serve during wartime.

What you don't see being covered in the news is some of the criminal element in Chicago seems to be preparing for a war if Trump does the wrong thing

He really is!

IF only this was true Someone needs to stop Trump from using our military illegally Per capita there is more violent crime in Memphis,Nashville,Detroit,Shreveport, Jackson Mississippi ALL red states 13 out of 20 states with highest crime are in states w/ red governors! Chicago is NOT one of them

Bless them 🤣👏👌

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It'd only be fair, especially after trump has screwed them over with his 29 deployment BS.

*29 days, editing attempt.

For a second I was excited, then I remembered Mr Borowitz’s sense of humor! Sally from a suburb of Chicago who is dreading the coming of the national guard.

It’ll be fine. They’ll pick up litter, then nothing much will happen for a while, then they’ll move on.

🤣Clever.

And I thought BS stood for bullshit 😲

OK but don't bait them plz

Well, a precedent was set by the lazy, feckless, waste-of-resources president, so may as well go along with it... 🤣

Also, parking can be a bitch downtown

We need that, don’t we? 😂😂😂😂

‪Everyone should follow borowitzreport.bsky.social‬

Good call. U can’t hurt ur bunions, it would be terrible.

That's true, eh? Vote for Democrats up and down the ticket when you can to get the USA back from the make America ghastly again mob.

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Haaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Awesome! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 If this is true I don't blame them.

😂 True lol!

Please be true.🙏🏽

Lol

A real fuckedemic of bone spur activity.

Love love it!!!!!

And George Takei, what a gem you are for finding this gem of a response. The natl guardsmen/women are being morally tortured having to perform so many immoral acts in the name of so-called “duty.” Thanx for sharing. Hope other states do the same to protect their cities from these criminal acts.

And bad backs from bending over to pick up trash

3rd degree burns. 💥🤌😂

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George , whats your favorite song ?

And I thought they were just tired of weeding and picking up trash

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You said it! Andy Borowitz is a gem of a satirist, bringing wit and humor to the world of parody news. His ability to spin current events into a clever, humorous commentary never fails to amuse!

My cats jumped when I laughed

He ditched the military. Time for the military to ditch him.

youtu.be/9to_1UYH5rE?...

It’s not so Mitch that he ditched the military that bothers me, it’s that on top of it, he disrespects them by calling them “suckers and losers” while they fighting for democracy for us all.

Come on Bluesky, time to be able to edit. *much* *they are (still hopefully) fighting*

I went to a town hall with NC AG Jeff Jackson and Mark Kelly today and lots of vets turned up. Good energy!

Yep, Ole' Bonespurs, is still around...

They're activating NG for 29 days over and over so they don't have to pay them benefits. www.rawstory.com/trump-infuri...

He is dumb enough to screw over the people he is relying on to keep him in power. He will regret that.

By means of this: www.findlaw.com/legalblogs/l...

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You, too, George!

Nothing quite like having billions in assets from hard work and a beautiful family, dynasty. Something 99% of leftist lunatics could never dream of. Just sayin'.

I’m sure those fraudsters appreciate the fervour with which you defend them, but you’re still not getting a cent from them.

I read Trump's book, "Art of the Deal" in the 80s. I took his real estate advice and began buying residential in a major US metro next to a famous university. They don't have to give me a cent. Unlike you, I made my own. Maybe you shoulda bought the book.

Don’t worry about me. I’m doing ok. I’m not American…

perfection

Perfect.

Help protect Florida's water. Tell RFK Jr. to ban orange bronzing cream!

Would be epic

while i appreciate humor, i was very let down when i realized "nat. guard refuses to go to chicago" was just a joke 🙁

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At this point, I suspect there are many thousands of pissed off doctors ready to sign off on bone spurs for any service member who wants a permission slip.

Ohhhhh. That made my day. I know I’ll be chuckling about that for awhile!

National Guardeners.

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Google AI tells me that National Guard are ~75% white while the photos of the National Guard picking up rubbish show mainly *black* troops what are the chances of that being "random selection".....????

I don't believe Google AI. IME it's more often wrong than correct. This might be true, but needs to be verified

it does provide a link to the source datausa.io/profile/naic...

Thank you!

Da Spurs! (We miss you, George Wendt)

The Rational Guard.

👍 The TRASHional Guardians of the DC Trash Collectors.

Fair is fair.

Chairman Cow needs removed like founders instructed.

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*I* heard they're claiming allergies to Polish food.

They are afraid that they won't be served pierogis.

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It’s George Takei giving a shout-out to Andy Borowitz, likely for something witty or insightful he said or wrote, showing genuine admiration for his humor or commentary.

Red southern state NG stationed in Chicago, Mpls, Philly or New York in January is going to adversely affect the re-up rates.

Yes!!!