THE HO HO HO GETS NO SHAME ON FOX???

Well To be fair We haven't seen Any Democratic First Ladies' Hoo Has - many times In many poses - with others Or alone Hard to compete with that So she is first But definitely NOT A lady

Freud would have lots of cases to study with this perpetually stunted crew of prepubescent children.

Hey pervs are you basing that on Melania with clothes on or off.

Melania is attractive to Trump. Need I say more?

She looks like Putin in a wig cosplaying Hitler Youth. It is not a pretty sight…

She's the only one they got to see nude.

Fox is bizarre.

Jackasses. Just keep objectifying our gender, Keep trying to put us in our place and controlling us. It will not end well and so far has not turned out well for you already. This is the reason why women are giving up on men and rejecting them.

Melania Trump is at her sexiest, when she dislocates her jaw and eats a whole ostrich egg in one bite.

Every time I see Fox News it’s weird! The hosts all seem like they need therapy.

As in electro shock, right?

These two pinheads don't judge anyone on class or merit because then the entire stable of Republican Eva Brauns and Mar a Lago fishlips wouldn't stand a chance. Instead, they compare the former nude model with the much more accomplished women and make it the determining factor of attractiveness.

Of course it’s weird, it’s fox news

Fucking pigs. 🐽

"Fuck her! Hey...I found Epstein news! 😋 "Jeff Epstein is leaving Cleveland City Hall to become the new president and CEO of the Port of Cleveland. Epstein, one of Mayor Justin Bibb’s initial cabinet members, was Cleveland’s first chief of integrated development." Cleveland Plain Dealer.

More #ClusterSuck!

This place must have the entire HR department in a windowless basement, entirely staffed by incels.

Ugly guys always feel like they have to do this.

Give me Eleanor any day. Some beauty is inner and doesn't need paint.

She hails from the sedimentary rock lineage—layered and shaped by pressure. And she gravitates toward fossilized egos with criminal sediment: Epstein, Trump, and the rest of the bedrock boys’ club.

Her nude photos show fake breast but a nice cooter.

Fox News - along with its many other faults - has no class!!

I prefer First Ladies that keep their clothes on for photos.

She ain't no lady

Melanie is the best looking porn star that ever entered the White House

Fox is just a middle school for losers with creepy teenage boys running stuff from the little boys bathroom.

Well she’s the only one they’ve seen naked … ALOT … and they’re extremely pervy and immature so there’s that.

In fact, I’m almost certain no other First Lady has ever had naked photos splashed all over the internet or anywhere else. Also - she is no lady. At all. Ever.

Ever

The First Trollop. Ex Russian mafia whore.

Just because she is a porn model doesn't mean she is nice or pretty Christ

Ew. Just a reminder to men.. we do not dress for you, we do not wear makeup for you and it's been decades since we give a flying fuck about your opinions. Just STFU

Another pointless conversation from conservatives. Why is this important? Judging the looks of First Ladies. From the party that claims that character is important.

Because she has no substance.....the other first ladies do....so when you compare her to any other, all Melania has is her looks.....and the MAGAs and their Media do nothing but worry about their looks.....there is no substance to what they say om their shows.

To Conservative men, women are trophies whose purpose is to make their men feel more manly* or sex objects to give them pleasure. Oh, and free maid service and child care if you can't afford to just pay other women do those for you. *In reality, to compensate for their desperately low self-esteem

I think she's hotter. I said it first! No, I think she's hotter. Sir! Mr. President! Which of our lips and tongue do you like better on your balls? Me! No, ME!!!

Not weird….the MAGA supporters all seem perverted and dishonourable …. Sad stuff really…🤷‍♀️

If you like skinny, bony ankles and big feet, she's your girl.

Why ?

This is more than weird. It's demeaning. We can appreciate attractiveness in men and women, but most of these women also had substantive accomplishments. They're full human beings, just like men. Let's talk about them that way.

Agreed

Yeah! Not too many of our "first ladies" were porn stars.

Jesus dudes! Go get laid if you can already. 🙄

Wonder if they ever (really) looked in the mirror? Not exactly what I call "eye-candy" themselves....

Are you surprised that a piece of shit actually stinks? 🙄

She's not wearing enough bronzer.

Maybe a photo of melania and friends?

I've been around long enough to know, don't judge a book by its cover. In this case, hollow inside, soulless.

besides she is hideous, I would not with either of their johnsons

Next level pervy dipshittery even for the defamation station.

Pitiful display and MT is not in the least attractive. Her black heart negates any positives that she might have.

I agree that her actions overshadow any possible positives. It's hard to respect someone when their actions and character are so consistently negative.

The initials MT are an accurate description of her eMpTy soul.

MAGA Nazism is just as misogynistic as it is white nationalist and bigoted.

Jackie Kennedy was attractive. Melania's a ghoul.

Assholes.

Sounds like Beavis and Butthead do Fox News

Ewwwww.....

She's a goddam Russian whore🙄

What a bunch of ignorant bike seat sniffing wimps. We all know Dolly Madison was the hottest first lady ever, hands down. Just one look and it would make you want to burn the white house down. And she could bake cakes like no ones business.

The depths of their despicableness is unfathomable.

That's a "News" channel, right? Aren't they supposed to report the "News" and not be the 2025 version of "Hot or Not" 🤣

The subtle subtext is that once 47 kicks the bucket, wifey is (ugh) “up for grabs”. THIS is MAGA, y’all. Creepy AF.

She looks more blokey than #PeDon

rate my escort

Melania is the only one with nude pics on the internet...

She’s about as attractive as a condom filled with dog turds

The Fox Misogyny Channel. Okay, let's be honest. All the Fox channels are misogyny channels.

Buzzard eyes

This is suspicious af to me. Like a straight man cosplay.

Pure garbage.

Puke!🤮

"Weird"? No. I would use another adjective to describe media yet again feeling the need to comment on the attractiveness of a woman.

Not for Fox it isn't.

And also, who gives a flying fu** what these men think? Waste of airtime and space

I don't even think it's weird anymore. This is just who they are. They're weak and fragile, desperate to do everything they can to demonstrate obedience to the party. This is just the continuation of patheticness.

How many First Ladies were former soft core porn models and sexual escorts? Her attractiveness as an eye candy trophy wife for a past his prime wealthy gluttonous white misogynist was her only asset.

They've seen her naked all over the internet. How pervy!

It's a good thing the camera didn't go below the table with these two imbeciles!

So they rate women on their idea of attractiveness and not their accomplishments? Let’s discuss the shallowness of these two

SHE'S A FEMBOT FER CHRIST'S SAKE.

They are so shallow. Beauty comes from within, and she’s not beautiful inside. She’s very cold and cruel.

Jackie Kennedy will always be the gold standard of beauty, style and grace…

I’m going out on a limb here. The First Escort isn’t even attractive.

Nope, hard looking like a 60 year old whore would.

Yeah that’s actually creepy.

It's definitely Dolly Madison, because she makes such good cupcakes.

Based on how first ladies appear nude, Melania is definitely #1

#Misogynists

Huh?

Gushing to get into her good books, appeasing the orange one's ego as though he picked "the perfect woman" with her plastic not-fantastic reconstructed face...

TV for an audience of one.

This is sick , slobbering over Melania , ranking the First Ladies by looks . That is what they call the news . What about Epstein ?

Weirdos

Networks don’t have ideas. They don’t even have thoughts really. They just have outdated programming that they execute over and over again which generates mindless programs about nonsense that has a vaguely news-like format. People can feel that it’s weird always, but sometimes it’s more overt.

While Rome is burning…

As if either of these two "Trump diaper-wiping wet clothes" have anything worth saying about women. I wouldn't spit on either one of them if they were on fire!!!!! 😀

Disgusting

They really shouldn't call it news. We should just add an s. Then it would be snews, a homophone for snooze, the state of not being woke.

I call it FauxSnooz!

I guess she is attractive But is that enough to stop Trump having sex with other women?

Trump hasn’t had sex with anybody in years. Just look at him!

With all those crazy MAGAts out there? They'd give their right tooth to service him.

She's an ugly old German woman. Distraction from health situation? Melania is not attractive and has lousy taste in clothes.

Honestly, not that it matters, but she looks like someone that's attractive underneath all the pain that she's carrying.

She’s not attractive

He’s a cringey bootlicking bastard

Yeah. it's weird. Personal opinion, since they raised the subject: I find Melania's looks striking, but definitely neither "pretty" nor "attractive". Though the latter might be due to her facial expression, which I find repellent.

Take away all of the money she spends on her looks and she'd look no better than an average hausfrau.

Not to insult drag queens, but she looks like an amateur one.

So we actually HAVE a First Lady? Seems to me she spends as much time as possible away from that lying sack of 💩as is humanly possible.

I think we can all acknowledge which pretty pictures they’re looking at.

Creepy, but I expect creepiness from Jesse.

A former failed porn “star” does not express attractiveness imho

just representative of the sexual predators in the MAGA Party

Did anyone else vomit reading the page 6 article? Is it supposed to sound like Trump?!

I guess he ignored her nude photo shoots, an association with Epstein, and being a general garden implement.

Or they could just $ a blow up doll from the store. 1: The doll would emote more emotions than Melania 2: They would both feel the same; plastic, and inflated 3: The doll would still be more classier than nude Melania. 4: They both have had their share of sexual predators topping them.

Surgery. Lots and lots of surgery.

Perpetual adolescence

Go on…. I think you might be onto something.

She’s a ho ho ho

Sure, Fox, if you’re attracted to her signature look like she’s always just smelled a fart 💨

I bet his buddies from Junior high School all high-fived after that bit.

Melania aside from her lack of morals attributes, is just alien ugly, always a sour/angry look. Dolly Madison was way better looking.

Fucking weirdos. I’m surprised Jesse hasn’t rated the Presidents. He kinda roles that way.

I first read this as "...gushing over Melanias' former attractiveness while ranking..." and was like, okay, but that's fair. She was pretty hot once, but looks like a pissed off weasel now. That isn't what it said. How disappointing. Jackie Onassis Kennedy was the most attractive First Lady, FYI.

Creeps

#Epstein had her first...

Everybody had her first. Probably a few of her johns dogs and horses as well🙄

Did they mention she’s a porn star?

Hey 🙄 it’s Fox News 🤷‍♂️

I think she was attractive before she had all the work done. She had kind of a Julia Roberts thong going on. Now she looks like a praying mantis.

Jackie Kennedy was the gold standard, Subsequent First Ladies were women of character; several were attractive in their early years. And then Melania. We can all agree she's in a class by herself. Hopefully the last one like her ... and it has nothing to do with her looks.

I just read an article, can't remember who wrote it's floating around tho. Someone who knows them both from back when they 1st met, said she's as bad as he is. Cold, calculating & cruel. She knew exactly what she got into & no one should feel sorry for her or ever mistake her for 'a victim.'

She was attractive before she married an ugly fat failed businessman for his money. She is quite literally a gold digger/mail order bride.

Agreed. And a correction *THING* haha not "thong"..

I dunno. I doubt Julia Roberts would want her as a thong either but it wouldn't be out of character and at least she'd be useful.

😆 This conversation has taken a rrrrrreally weird turn....

One never knows, does one?

Don't get me wrong, I mean, my thing wouldn't mind seeing Julia Roberts in a thong.

As first ladies go, Melania is way more attractive then JD Vance or Elon Musk.

Well she does have an advantage for these Fox creeps….they haven’t seen any of the other 45 First Ladies naked

She is about as attractive as the south end of a north bound draft animal.. She may have been attractive several face lifts ago but no more.

Well they have seen her naked.

Good for Vf staff. That is how you push back.

The bitch with more plastic than a tesla is nowhere near Dolly Madison. I’d put her on same rank as Mary Lincoln.

You would think that they would be extolling her intellect, Einstein visa and all.

Actually the points they are seeking are on top of their heads.

They’re really going to struggle with covering this angle after Mayor Pete becomes President Pete.

Another #WhiteTransphobicBigot4Pete #GoAway 🙄🤦‍♀️🤡💩

I don’t think Melania is that attractive

The whole topic in general seems gross to me

Wow, that's funny because I thought that he was gay.

Every time there's a reference to Fox, the word "news" should be in italics.

We’ve already seen much more than her face in a magazine. Also, the whole thing is objectifying, shallow, and immature. So- no surprise there.

nothing attractive about her.......what's with the new masculine look?

Stupid horny men.

She’s starting to look frumpy and old. Being married to the Donald is hard on a person. I hope she stays away from stairs.

Or windows.

but who's the most attractive baby daddy?!?

Again with all the $$$ the obese orange man has, get your son a suit that fits him properly.

Ewwwww, locker-room Fox.

someone should tell Mel that the Catherine Deneuve / Greta Garbo shit has been completely played out.

#Melanoma checking to see if that latest cream reduced those genital warts and rash...

I check my visa, it still good!

Even more interesting is that judge Charles Breyer just decided a few hours ago that Trump is still a criminal. This time by deploying the marine and the national guard in LA. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

They would over the one Trump trafficked.

She’s the best looking third wife of any president we’ve had.

I want to make a joke about her transitioning into Bruce Jenner

That would be incredibly transphobic, so don't.

Michelle Obama and Jill Biden are smart, attractive, have great style, and seem to want to make the world a better place. They were also both very visible in their roles as First Ladies.

Bra size used for ratings.

It’s George Takei commenting on something he finds odd or unsettling, likely a cultural or political topic, given his usual focus. Without specifics, he’s signaling disbelief or concern to spark discussion among followers.

Weird is their attraction to their equally weird audience.

Ick factor off the charts on this

Be fair, George, the management shut down their original idea - ranking the races.

Melania is just an ugly waxx doll without a soul... What else ?

It's not weird, it's their M.O. Since the Me Too movement, "Alfa" (meaning the early stages of development in software dev) males have gone full board man splainling man spreading (Jesse: 5 people at the table close your legs a bit, your 🍆 not that big) locker room talk, crass humor to push back.

No accountability. When teen boys get caught rating their classmates they at least get called out on it.

Half your country are weird imbeciles. So sad.

C'mon now, it's only 40% 🙄🙄🙄

Creepy..very creepy.