For one a-maize-ing joke? Even though there was a kernel of to it? Are you stalking me? You are definitely out of your field here. You won't stop me. My corny jokes will keep on popping.
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Now you’re just trying to butter me up.
aug 17, 2025, 9:52 pm • 23 1 • view
See, now you are getting salty.
aug 17, 2025, 9:58 pm • 21 1 • view
I am a mere husk of the man I was before this conversation.
aug 17, 2025, 10:00 pm • 23 1 • view
But now you have grown as tall as an elephants eye, you look like you're climbing clear up to the sky . . . In the end I can bring almost anything back to a musical.
aug 17, 2025, 10:08 pm • 15 1 • view
Since the Farmer and the Cowman should be friends, I’ll let that one go.
aug 17, 2025, 10:10 pm • 12 0 • view
In your metaphor I'm trying to figure out which one of us you think is the cowman and which one is the farmer.
aug 17, 2025, 10:16 pm • 3 0 • view
Don’t throw bouquets at me.
aug 17, 2025, 10:41 pm • 3 0 • view
I wouldn't do that. People will say we're in love. Now briquets, maybe.
aug 17, 2025, 10:47 pm • 3 0 • view
aug 17, 2025, 11:08 pm • 1 0 • view
Don't laugh at my jokes too much . . .
aug 17, 2025, 11:09 pm • 4 0 • view
Corn King!
aug 18, 2025, 1:36 pm • 0 0 • view
What is the Corn King's favorite breed of dog? The Husky.
aug 18, 2025, 2:51 pm • 1 0 • view
You, too, have read the signs at the ends of rows of corn in the countryside! 💛🏆
aug 18, 2025, 2:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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