Nobody: Cats for no reason in the middle of the night: watch how fast I can run across the room, sprint over top of you on the bed, and knock random things off of counters.
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How else will they release their Zoomies???
aug 28, 2025, 5:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Showing you their athletic prowess at all hours.
aug 27, 2025, 2:17 am • 1 0 • view
Yay!!!!!
aug 26, 2025, 11:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Well, it is more impressive if done in the middle of the night than in the middle of the day when "anyone" could do that.
aug 26, 2025, 11:51 pm • 1 0 • view
This is very very true. And it's not as fun if we aren't waking the entire house up.
aug 27, 2025, 12:02 am • 2 1 • view
That's how you steal napping power points away from everyone else so you can nap harder later. It's like Mario getting the mushrooms.
aug 27, 2025, 12:05 am • 1 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
aug 27, 2025, 6:13 am • 1 0 • view
Recently adopted a 15lbs beast who does zoomies across my chest at 5AM….. oh, also bear hugs my arm and bunny kicks the daylights out of it. He got a kick-toy and it’s dispelled the focus on the living chew toy, thankfully. 🫠
aug 26, 2025, 11:54 pm • 1 0 • view
15 pounds! Missy is holding steady at 13.3. We have a big orange girl named Peaches who weighed 22 pounds. She lived close to 20 years old too.
aug 27, 2025, 12:02 am • 1 0 • view
Aww~ 🥰 I love big kitties so much. He’s a friggin grumpy goof, hopefully all mine live that long. His name is Decklan, he clearly finds humor in rough housing, every time I slide him away he goes limp on purpose then let’s himself get rolled, play bites me, then becomes an orb and gets the zoomies.
aug 27, 2025, 1:40 am • 1 0 • view
He sounds absolutely purrfect! Give Decklan some chin scritches from me. 🩷
aug 27, 2025, 6:12 am • 0 0 • view
Those greebles aren’t going to chase themselves.
aug 26, 2025, 11:37 pm • 3 0 • view
But I DARE YOU to do the same to me once I pass the fuck out in the morning.
aug 26, 2025, 11:36 pm • 1 0 • view
Why must they always step on your boobs!!!
aug 27, 2025, 12:38 am • 4 0 • view
They use the "cushion" as a springboard.
aug 27, 2025, 6:13 am • 1 0 • view
They sure do!! lol
aug 27, 2025, 10:31 am • 1 0 • view
Solution... No counters
aug 27, 2025, 6:24 am • 0 0 • view
Ah yes, the zoomies. FAST AF BOIIIIII.
aug 26, 2025, 11:36 pm • 2 0 • view
It’s kitty’s job. 😼
aug 26, 2025, 11:40 pm • 3 0 • view
Nala: watch me sneakily open your closet door and eat plastic at 3 AM. I miss her so much.
aug 27, 2025, 1:08 am • 3 0 • view